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Humming an unknown nursery rhyme, Qian Xiaodao walked out of the side door with two large bags of garbage.

The alley was dark and deep, and there was a street lamp at the mouth of the alley, and the light was so weak that even a beautiful woman stripped naked and stood in front of Qian Xiaodao, he thought that the other party was wearing mink fur.

casually threw two bags of garbage into the huge trash can, and Qian Xiaodao was still humming the weird and weird nursery rhyme.

"The red lady sews long hair, and the sister hangs the doll,

The old cow gave birth to a five-legged toad, cooked, snow yingying,

You pick it up, I'll catch it, whoever gnaws the mud and sand in the bowl......"

In the darkness, a hand slowly stretched out and gently rested on his shoulder.

"it!"

The sudden contact made Qian Xiaodao scold, and he turned around suddenly, and saw a smiling face.

"Wei Dongshen, do you think that your hole is very deep, and you want Lao Tzu to poke it with a broom handle to feel comfortable!"

Damn, if you're scared in the middle of the night, anyone will get angry. Qian Xiaodao immediately broke out and played with each other in the alley, and soon, Wei Rongshen was pressed by Qian Xiaodao on the edge of the trash can.

"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited, I just bought a fortune-telling software, how about a hexagram for you?"

This product reacted quickly, and seeing that he couldn't do it, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and soon said, "Hey, sign it." Look at how this lottery is solved, well, this is a destiny lot...... It says that the trajectory of your life will change next, and if you handle it well, it will be smooth sailing in the future; If you don't handle it well, you will have bad luck. Also, your plague god number is 5 4s. ”

"5 4s? That's not 40,0004, and if I had that money, I wouldn't have to work three jobs a day. ”

The whites of his eyes rolled, Qian Xiaodao kicked him, turned around and walked towards the side door, who knew that just two steps, his feet seemed to be hooked by something, and then the whole person threw himself forward.

"Xiaodao, are you alright?"

Wei Rongshen hurriedly walked over, while Qian Xiaodao stared straight at the corner of the wall next to the trash can.

Red envelope!

A red envelope actually appeared in the place where Qian Xiaodao was within reach!

Just as Qian Xiaodao reached out to grab the red envelope, Wei Rongshen hurriedly pulled his arm: "Hey, hey, you don't want to die!" How dare you take this kind of red envelope from unknown sources? ”

"Can't take it for Mao? Hey, there must be money in the red envelope! ”

Qian Xiaodao is an orphan, and in the eyes of friends he knows, he is also a money fan, although the two do not have a half-family relationship. However, as long as anyone who knows Qian Xiaodao knows that this guy is definitely an iron rooster and does not pull out a dime.

Next to this is Wei Rongshen, nicknamed "Deep Cave", one of Qian Xiaodao's friends from childhood to adulthood, he is a half-baked supernatural enthusiast.

He said solemnly: "I'll tell you, you can't pick up any red envelopes that are thrown on the side of the road or in the corner, because once you pick them up, you will be - lying rough!" You've really picked it up! ”

Nonsense!

Red envelopes and small money are like mothers and daughters, they are generally not separated!

Qian Xiaodao didn't care about anything else, grabbed the red envelope and put it in his arms.

"Hey, if you want to live, don't tear it down. It is very likely that this red envelope was thrown here by someone else in order to pull you into a secret marriage, and it contains a woman's hair and tokens. ”

And in the interval between Wei Rongshen's words, the red envelope has been opened by Qian Xiaodao.

There was no woman's hair, no so-called tokens, just a folded white piece of paper.

"Hey, I'm glad to be white!"

Qian Xiaodao crumpled the red envelope and white paper into a ball with some frustration, threw them into the trash can casually, turned his head and asked, "What, what did you just say?" ”

"I'm talking about a ghost marriage." Wei Rongshen's voice was a little low, "If you see a red envelope on the side of the road in the future, don't pick it up, otherwise it is really possible that you will be pulled over by a female ghost to marry you!" ”

Shrugging his shoulders, Qian Xiaodao was not sensitive to gods, ghosts, or anything, and said disapprovingly: "Poor Dios like my brother, I have no chance with a woman in this life, and I am married?" If the other party is a beautiful woman, I am also willing, and the bride price only needs to be given to the dark coin, right? ”

Wei Rongshen sighed helplessly, he knew very well that Qian Xiaodao's urine was more important than everything to Qian Xiaodao.

When Qian Xiaodao closed the door, a cool breeze blew, and a piece of white paper flew out of the garbage can, and the white paper kept rolling in the air, and the color gradually turned red, blood red......

"Knock knock...... Knock knock knock ......"

"Who?"

"Drop by Express!"

"It's twelve o'clock, and there are still people delivering couriers?"

There is actually a courier at night?

Unusual.

Yawning and opening the door, he found a courier guy in work clothes standing at the door, he smiled and pointed to a refrigerator-like cardboard box behind him and said, "This is your courier." ”

"Courier?" Wearing loose pants and scratching his buttocks, Qian Xiaodao frowned and said, "Make a mistake, I don't have the habit of buying things online, and I can't afford such a big thing." ”

Seeing that Qian Xiaodao was about to close, the courier brother hurriedly asked, "Your name is Qian Xiaodao, right?" ”

"Hmm." Seeing the other party shouting his name, Qian Xiaodao nodded.

"Then you can't go wrong."

As he spoke, the courier brother handed over the order form, Qian Xiaodao looked down, and immediately jumped up: "Forty-four thousand four hundred and forty-four yuan, lying rough!" What is this box for, so expensive!? ”

I'm going to die, which king and eight lambs are doing this!

"The goods have been paid, please sign it."

Ha?

No money?

As soon as he heard that someone had already paid for this thing, Qian Xiaodao's eyes rolled, and in line with the principle of "there is a bargain and no bastard", he signed the order form very happily.

"Oh, by the way, I need to press a handprint."

The courier guy also took out the red ink.

He dipped his thumb in ink and covered his name. At the end, Qian Xiaodao sniffed at his thumb and frowned: "Hey, the ink has expired, right?" It smells a little too bad. ”

The courier guy smiled: "I'll help you move in." ”

"Okay."

"Wow, what's in there, so heavy?"

"Didn't you write it on the order form, daily necessities?"

"Daily necessities, there is a high ...... Hey, hey, hey......"

"That, Mr. Qian, your saliva is pouring out."

After the things were put away, Qian Xiaodao sent the courier brother to the door again, said thank you, and then turned around and left.

And just after Qian Xiaodao closed the door, the courier brother standing by the window at the end of the corridor took out the courier bill from his arms.

At the right time, the white moonlight poured down from the window, and the express order slowly changed under the reflection of the moonlight, and the original white gradually turned red and blood red!

At the right end of the red paper, there are two gilded letters on the marriage book.

Then, a nameless fire erupted, burning the blood-colored wedding book to ashes.

The yin wind rose again, rolling up the ashes and drifting out of the window, and the body of the courier brother gradually dissipated, leaving only a series of sinister smiles in the air: "Card, card, the task is complete, and the extra money ......is earned."

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