"It's alright...... And these little girls, sloppy and sloppy...... That room...... Tsk, beggars can't live there......"

The monkey smiled awkwardly, thinking, this can't be helped, can't you drive people away? After saying goodbye to the old lady, the monkey returned to his own home, looking at his tidy home, and thinking about the messy house just now, the monkey simply felt that he had returned to the world from hell.

Do you think that monkeys have been landlords for so many years, and there are a lot of tenants, and there are only hygiene problems? Then you're wrong, there are a lot of weird tenants. Just like Xiao Ji who said next, he is also a strange tenant who was quite a headache for the monkey at the beginning.

Xiao Ji is not like the sloppy like the real ones, but Xiao Ji is more troublesome than sloppy to the monkey.

Xiao Ji is also an office worker, his job is relatively stable, his income is high, as a department head, he is still handsome, and he is naturally not short of girlfriends around him. But it was this girlfriend who became the monkey's biggest headache.

Xiao Ji's house is a two-bedroom apartment, and Xiao Ji lives with an online writer who is called noisy. But before this, the two didn't know each other, both of them belonged to the tenants found by the monkey, although they lived together, but they had different circles with each other, different life and rest, different occupations, anyway, they were different from the inside out. The only thing that is the same may be that Xiao Ji and Hao Hao belong to the same gender, and they are both male.

Compared with Xiao Ji, the trouble is very different. Trouble belongs to the famous otaku now.,Usually more on the Internet.,It's a little writer.,The kind of person who can make a living from the pen.,But the trouble still can't get rid of the fate of the dead house.,Usually in addition to more code words at home.,It's to go to the comic book exhibition from time to time.,The most frequent pastime in daily life is to play games at home or something.。

And what about Koji? There are a lot of girlfriends around me, every time I change my girlfriend, it's like changing clothes, and in this matter, I have more than once I have a conflict with Xiaoji. The point of the contradiction is that Xiao Ji always takes some girls home, and it is different every time, and then he has to introduce the two to each other. In the trouble and the monkey's complaints, the monkey learned that every time this Xiao Ji brought back, there were all kinds of girls, including white-collar office workers, little sisters who met in bars, and even some radio anchors, hosts and the like.

Every time I bring back a girl, I can still open one eye and close one eye to the trouble, but every time Xiao Ji brings the girl back, he has to knock on the door to introduce the girl to the girl, and then go out to eat together.

I often say to Xiaoji, I will endure you if you take a girl, don't knock on my door to introduce us to each other, you have nothing to do with me, I am often writing, I was interrupted by you, don't always bother me like this, affect my daily work.

Xiao Ji is full of promises every time, but every time it is still like this. I couldn't bear it, so I told the monkey, but the monkey persuaded him many times to no avail, so he gave up, anyway, it's not a big deal, and the two of them are not incompatible, and they don't say they want to move away, it doesn't matter.

But a few months later, the monkey received a call from Aunt Zhang, a neighbor of Xiao Ji's house, saying that Xiao Ji and Hao Hao had a fight in the house. When the monkey heard this, it was strange, so he made a fuss about his good temper, and he was not angry when he was so harassed, how could he fight with someone if he had nothing to do? The monkey put down the phone and rushed over non-stop, just arrived at the scene, the monkey found that the house was open, the two were scuffling on the ground, and there was a pure-looking girl standing next to her, persuading on the side, but it had no effect at all.

Seeing this, the monkey hurriedly stepped forward to pull the two apart, and then began to learn about the situation from the only person on the scene who was calm and had watched the whole process.

It turned out that the innocent-looking girl standing on the side was the best friend Lingling of the trouble, Lingling was a girl she met at the comic show, and that time Lingling was a girl who made a lot of noise, and she felt that she was very fond of the trouble, and she came forward to say hello, and it turned out that the two liked the same anime, loved the same characters, and chatted very speculatively at the comic show, so the two exchanged contact information after the comic show.

After exchanging contact information, the two talked on the Internet from time to time. Later, the two contacted each other more, and they found out that Lingling's family also lived nearby, so the two often played together, asked out for coffee, and sometimes Lingling also discussed with Troublemaker about her feelings about watching anime or something.

Once Lingling came to see the novice that she had just bought back, she met Xiao Ji who got off work, Xiao Ji fell in love with Lingling at first sight, and after the exchange, Lingling also liked Xiao Ji's humor, and then the two came together very naturally.

But the trouble is very optimistic about the two, of course, the reason is not that the trouble likes Lingling, but because the trouble feels that Xiao Ji is very unreliable. I think that a person like Xiao Ji, who messes around with flowers and grass everywhere and changes girlfriends faster than changing clothes, is not suitable for Lingling at all. But there was no way to persuade Lingling, who was in love, so he had to warn Xiao Ji in private, asking Xiao Ji not to disappoint Lingling, and said that Lingling was not the kind of casual woman outside him.

At that time, Xiao Ji, who had not yet passed the freshness, naturally promised to further develop, and said that he was nosy. But the warning of the troublemaker was only a month and a half, and Lingling came to the trouble crying.

Lingling and Noisy cried that she was pregnant with Xiao Ji's child, but Xiao Ji didn't want to be responsible and had to break up with herself. That's why there was a scene just now where he was making trouble and making a mess with Xiao Kedah.

"Don't pull me, I'll kill this bad guy!" As soon as Lingling finished talking about what happened, she rushed up directly to make a fuss over there, and punched Xiao Ji in the face, and I don't know how this kind of dead house that doesn't go out indoors all the year round and lacks exercise has such a big strength, and actually knocked out one of Xiao Ji's teeth that has been exercising and fitness all year round.

Xiao Ji was beaten by the trouble, and immediately rushed up to fight back, but was grabbed by the monkey. The monkey pulled Xiao Ji and scolded, "Are you reasonable? Are you right! Why are you beating people! ”

Xiao Ji was scolded by the monkey, and immediately scolded back: "Everyone is an adult!" Just play! He just likes people! What else do you say about being uneven, but I feel that the horse I can't catch up with is on me! I am unwilling! ”

"You're a scumbag! It doesn't matter to you whether I chase it or not! You just can't do this to people! They've given you everything! You say play! How did you promise me? As soon as Xiao Ji said that he was making trouble, he directly hit the soft underbelly, and suddenly he had armor, rushed up and pushed Xiao Ji down, and riding on Xiao Ji was a beating.

Lingling stood aside, burst into tears, and didn't pull away. The monkey was embarrassed to stand aside, and he didn't know what to do, he must have supported the trouble from the bottom of his heart, but he couldn't help the trouble to beat Xiaoji, the monkey thought about it, and still struggled to pull the trouble away.

Xiao Ji's nose and face were swollen because of the trouble, and he couldn't speak: "Originally...... Everybody...... Adult...... She can't afford to talk about it directly...... When she was pregnant, she said she wanted to get married......"

"You still say! Shut up, you! Haven't you been beaten enough! The monkey saw that Xiao Ji was beaten like this, and his mouth was not forgiving, so he hurriedly scolded: "Now it is indeed you who are sorry for other girls, are you scolding or insulting Lingling like this now!" ”

Seeing that there were more and more people at the door, the monkey hurriedly closed the door, pulled up Xiao Ji, who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up, looked at the trouble, and said: "This matter, Xiao Ji is not doing it right, but it is always wrong for you to fight, this matter is Xiao Ji and Lingling's business, although you are Lingling's friend, but you should not participate, after all, this kind of thing is to be solved by the parties themselves." ”

"Could it be that he just did this to Lingling? Lingling gave him everything! As soon as he plays, he doesn't think about anything and is not responsible? ”

"Am I going to kneel down and propose to a child?!"

Lingling glanced at the two of them, slapped Xiao Ji, ran out crying, took a look at it, and chased them out. When the monkey saw this, he didn't stop the trouble, just stood aside, looked at Xiao Ji, who didn't move, and the monkey spoke: "How do you think this matter can be solved?" ”

"The child is knocked out, we break up, it's as simple as that."

"You should pay attention, every time you bring a woman back, forget it, you still cause trouble and come back, last time you brought a junior high school student back, do you remember what caused other parents to call the police? At that time, you had to go to other cities to participate in the comic convention, otherwise you would have to be blamed for you. It's time for you to have a snack, have a good girlfriend, don't do so much trouble, I rented your house to you, and caused a lot of trouble, how can you make me tidy up? ”

"Okay, I know, don't nag so much, my matter will be solved by myself, now like this, it's a big deal for me to move out, and I won't lose your rent."

"It's not a matter of you moving him out! You also have to think about how to solve the problem! Don't be the same as last time, the parents called the police, the police came to the door, you left the girl and left, what do you want. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll figure it out, people in their twenties, just as nagging as seventy or eighty. Is. After Xiao Ji finished speaking, he went into the bathroom to clean himself up.

The monkey glanced at Xiao Ji, shook his head, didn't say anything, said hello to Xiao Ji, and went back. Later, within three days, Xiao Ji said hello to the monkey and moved away completely, and he still lived there, and he didn't say he wanted to move, and the monkey didn't ask Xiao Ji and Lingling about it, and they were all right, the only difference was that the monkey had to help make trouble recruit a new roommate, this time the monkey knew, and he couldn't find Xiao Ji like this anymore, otherwise his troubles would be one after another.