Now housing prices are rising day by day, and many people can't afford to buy a toilet with a year's salary, so many people are now choosing to rent a house. But as we all know, renting a house is actually very luxurious, what is the approximate price of a house? In my case, if a family rents a three-bedroom house, if it is near the school, it is about three or four thousand a month, and if it is a little remote, it is two or three thousand a month. With such an expensive price, if there are not so many people in the family, they generally will not choose to rent such a large and well-equipped house.

In this context, everyone chose to rent a house together, which is now called a shared house.

And my friend, Monkey, is one of the renters army. But the monkey is not the one who rents, but the landlord. By the way, the monkey here is not the previous boyfriend of An An, but another Mr. Hou.

The monkey's parents died when the monkey was very young, but he left a lot of houses, and over the years, the houses have been demolished one after another, all of them have been demolished to one area, and the monkey has also become a big landlord and began to rent houses for living expenses.

We used to joke that monkeys don't eat peaches or bananas, and they eat tiles instead. Although the monkey has a lot of houses, and you don't need to do anything else to get rent, it seems easy, but the monkey has a lot of troubles.

Let me give you a little background. After the death of the monkey's parents, he left five houses, two of which were relatively large, so when they were demolished, they became two, so the monkey had seven houses in this area. Each house belongs to the small three-bedroom, which is the kind of house with two bedrooms and a study.

At first, the monkey was rented out as a whole, but the house could not be rented out, and the monkey was very distressed. As a result, the neighbor's old lady and the monkey said that they could rent out the house according to a single room, and now there are so many office buildings in this place, and the white-collar workers are all alone, and the whole family is not hungry, how can a person rent such a big house? The monkey thought that it made sense, so he locked each room of the house, installed an independent electricity meter, and started the business of renting out a single room.

The story appeared in this single room.

One of the earliest tenants of the monkey, here she is called Zhenzhen, my name is messed up, even if you meet the same name, you don't want to sit in the right seat. Zhenzhen is a white-collar worker in a nearby trading company, with stable working hours, 9 to 5, and Zhenzhen has no boyfriend, and most of his girlfriends live in this area, and Zhenzhen's company is very close to the monkey's house, and the decoration is not bad, and the price is also very affordable, so Zhenzhen became one of the earliest tenants of Monkey.

As we said before, I am really a white-collar worker, and my daily work is boring, and my life after work every day is even more boring. belongs to the kind of white-collar workers who are radiant, white-skinned, beautiful and temperamental at work, and are sloppy otaku girls with slippery slippers, shorts, and small vests after work. Well, in fact, many girls are like this now. But how would the monkeys at that time know? The monkey saw Zhenzhen for the first time, when Zhenzhen had just gotten off work, wearing professional clothes, light makeup, lipstick, eyeshadow, and blush, the high-heeled suit and small backpack were spotless, and he spoke with self-cultivation and did things steadily, and the monkey immediately agreed to rent the room to Zhenzhen.

Zhenzhen is different from ordinary people, because Zhenzhen has found the landlord of Monkey, and Zhenzhen's girlfriend also lives nearby, so Zhenzhen feels that instead of sharing a house with strangers, it is better to live with his girlfriend, and everyone has a care, not to mention that the rent of the monkey is so cheap, and the house is so well decorated, why not? So after living for a month, Zhenzhen told the monkey that his best friends Linlin and Lili would also come to live.

When the monkey heard this, he dared to be kind, and he didn't need to look for tenants everywhere, so he suddenly agreed to come over the weekend to sign the contract.

Here the monkey agreed, and Zhenzhen and Zhenzhen's best friend were ready to move over. As we said earlier, when Zhenzhen is not at work, she is the kind of otaku girl with sloppy slippers, shorts, shorts and a small vest, and when she is working, it is very different, and her real girlfriend is also like this. Everyone said that things are gathered by like, and people are divided by groups. But the monkey didn't know it, and on this day, the monkey was very happy, so he went to the house to sign a contract with them.

As soon as the monkey rang the doorbell, he was greeted by a sloppy man who didn't comb his hair or makeup. When the monkey saw this, he almost asked directly, who are you, auntie. But the monkey definitely can't ask that, so I said, I'm looking for the truth.

Zhenzhen replied, landlord, you are here. Then he called Linlin and Lili out.

At this time, the monkey reacted, and it turned out that the one who opened the door was really real. At that moment, the monkey's embarrassment cancer was committed, but fortunately he didn't ask who it was, otherwise it would have been embarrassing.

After the symbolic and real girlfriends introduced the house, and also introduced the rent and the like, everyone hit it off, and the contract was signed at that time, and the monkey handed over the keys to Lili and Linlin.

Coming out of the house, the monkey patted his chest and thought to himself, this girl's makeup skills are really amazing, and that day she looked really like this, without makeup, without changing clothes and without combing her hair......

But this one, it doesn't end there. Do you think this is the end of this matter after the monkey knows that Zhen Zhen doesn't look like this without makeup? Of course not......

Monkeys are the kind of landlords who don't have anything to do, as long as you pay the rent on time, I won't bother you, unless you look for me, otherwise I won't show up. So they and the monkeys don't see each other very often.

The second time they met the monkey, it was because the network in their house was not working. And the monkey, who happens to get this piece, goes into battle on his own.

With the last experience, the monkey has long been mentally prepared for what the person who comes to open the door will look like, thinking that no matter how sloppy the person is, he will be prepared. But as it turned out, the monkey was wrong again.

The monkey knocked on the door, and the one who came to open the door was still a sloppy woman, wearing a wide T-shirt, shorts, wearing slippers, and her hair was clamped casually with a clip, and there was a smell of instant noodles on her body.

But as soon as the monkey entered, he found out what was going on. The whole living room is like after the war, with tables and sofas full of all kinds of snacks and all kinds of snack bags. There were several buckets of instant noodles on the table, the noodles and soup in them had not been emptied, and a few flies were already wandering around. There are still worn clothes on the ground, changed suits, and worn stockings, and the most exaggerated thing is that there are underwear on the back of the sofa......

The monkey took a look, his head was big, is this still his own house? Getting closer, there was a pile of clothes on the ground blocking the monkey's path, and the monkey's head was even bigger...... It's only been a month, and the house has become like this...... Slowly walked into the room, the room was full of all kinds of food, potato chips, fries, biscuits, those small snacks, as well as take-out lunch boxes, hamburgers and fries, all the ones that had been eaten and those who had not eaten were put together, the bed was full of clothes, there was a pile of food on the desk next to the bed, and there was a computer in the middle of the food...... The host, router, or something didn't know where it was, and I saw a display light up......

One of the women, seeing the monkey coming, kicked her clothes under the bed, and then rummaged through the room, and at last found a stool, found a tissue, wiped it at random, and put it in front of the table, and then separated the things on the table, and beckoned the monkey to sit down. The monkey glanced at it, didn't say anything, sat down with an embarrassed face, thinking about solving it quickly and leaving quickly, he couldn't stay here for a minute. The monkey looked at it for a while, and found that it was just a setting problem, and then helped set it up clearly, and was about to restart the router, the monkey looked around, and didn't find where the router was, so he turned around and asked the girl standing behind him, where is the router?

Then these three girls who couldn't tell who was who, in a pile of clothes, struggled to rummage, and finally found the router buried by a pile of clothes and stockings, and after the monkey restarted the router, the network was fine.

The three girls thanked them and said that they wanted to invite the monkeys to eat, the monkeys looked at the three girls, shook their heads, and refused, and did not forget to remind the three girls before leaving, telling them to remember to do a good job of hygiene, and it is best to pack and throw away what you don't eat, and poor hygiene also has an impact on health.

The girl nodded, and went into the house, the monkey shook her head, thinking, she would probably be like this next time, so she took the elevator downstairs.

When I went downstairs, I happened to meet an old lady who taught me to separate the house.

"Aunt Li, do you buy groceries?" When the monkey saw the old lady holding some green vegetables and tofu and was about to go upstairs, he said: "Buy some meat, it's not good to eat these green vegetables and tofu all the time, and the nutrition is not enough, so you should pay attention to eating better when you are older." ”

"Oh, that's it when you're old, I don't want to eat those fish and meat, I can't eat them, and I can't bite them. What are you doing here? Would you like to come to my house for dinner? ”

"No, there's a problem with the tenant network, I'll take a look. No, I'm going back soon. ”

"Oh, just your tenant, I won't say anything, I don't sleep in the middle of the night and sing, I knock on the door several times to no avail......"

Seeing the old lady's unbearable appearance, the monkey apologized: "I'm sorry Aunt Li, I'll tell them to let them be quiet, disturb your rest......"