Chapter 60: Bookkeeping Brother and AA Sister (2)
Ozu didn't say anything, and he didn't want to say anything, but after saying hello to Xiaobo, he left on his own, but a thorn fell in his heart.
Ozu went back and added a colleague from the purchasing department of the head office, that colleague is a distant cousin of his own, who has been in the purchasing department for a certain number of years, and is still a very gossip Hachiko, and he is the clearest about the company's affairs.
After Ozu added this colleague, the message of the passage soon popped up, Ozu took a shower, and sat in front of the computer to chat with this colleague.
Slightly slightly: Slightly, slightly: Sigh~ Isn't this our Ozuzu? What's the matter with me?
A-Tsu: You still know me, huh? If you don't add me to me, you and I are still relatives.
Slightly, slightly: Didn't you also think about adding?
Slightly slightly: What is the matter with Ozu's beautiful woman looking for me?
A-Jin: Let me ask you, I went to the company today, and I saw a beautiful woman, big coffee-colored waves, a suit and skirt, small stockings, black high heels, about 1.75 meters tall, who is that beauty in your department?
Slightly: Oh, that's Xiaomei, Xiaomei, a flower in our department, when did you become so interested in women, I can tell you, this Xiaomei has a boyfriend.
A-Tsu: Got a boyfriend? Who is it? The company's? I have a friend who likes her very much, sent me today, and fell in love with her at first sight, that arrow, hey~ just plugged in, you know.
Slightly, slightly: You don't know this, you should know, that's the accounting department of the accounting wave, we all say that this flower is inserted in cow dung, you are also an accountant, you don't know, don't pretend~
Slightly slightly: Huh~ Plug it in, it's in vain, there is a girl, tell him to withdraw it~
A-Tsu: But I heard that Bo has a girlfriend? It's a college classmate.
Slightly, slightly: Didn't you say you broke up some time ago? At that time, I was still drinking, and Xiaomei I met at the bar, and our colleagues saw it really.
A-Tsu: No, I'm still having dinner with his girlfriend today~
Slightly, slightly:? He's stepping on two boats, huh? Do you know all this fierce news?
Slightly slightly: Oh my God, this is simply tomorrow's biggest gossip, octagonal, hexagonal, big gossip~
A-Tsu: Her girlfriend brought soup and food today, which is a bit too much for two boats......
Slightly, slightly: This small wave is too cloudy, we look at him inconspicuous, thinking that he is an honest goods, I didn't expect it to be so cloudy, the red flag at home does not fall, and I still want the colorful flags to flutter outside? Hook us up for a sprig of flowers? See that I don't pop his tires~
Ozu looked at the content displayed on the screen, so excited that he couldn't speak, a few hours ago he told himself that he was just a colleague's boyfriend, it turned out that he had been with someone for a long time, and he was a pair recognized by the company, and he was still in the dark, and he was stupid, and he was still thinking about supplementing him with nutrition.
Ozu made a mosaic of the chat history, sent it to Xiaobo, and said at the bottom: Break up, never see you again.
Then Ozu turned around and went to sleep, and when he woke up the next morning, he found N missed calls and text messages on his phone.
BO: Listen to me, what a girlfriend
BO: You answer the phone
Bo: Answer the phone
Bo: Hurry up and answer the phone
OB: I have nothing to do with her
BO: You answer the phone
Ozu took a look at it and directly pulled the number into the blacklist.
Although it was a breakup, the class still had to be taken, and it was still a working day, so Ozu packed up and prepared to go to work.
Ozu walked downstairs and saw Xiaobo standing downstairs, Xiaobo looked haggard, as if he had been standing downstairs all night. When Xiaobo saw Ozu, he hurriedly greeted him to explain, but Ozu didn't want to give Xiaobo a chance, so he turned around and took a taxi and left.
Xiaobo stepped forward to grab Ozu and didn't let Ozu get into the car, and the taxi driver saw the two people pulling and pulling, and now it was rush hour for work, so he went to pick up the people who were also waiting for the car in front.
Xiaobo pulled Ozu, hugged Ozu, and said in Ozu's ear: "Why don't you answer the phone, I really have nothing to do with her, don't listen to other people's nonsense, the purchasing department listens to the wind and rain one by one, and there is no truth." ”
"Don't you tell the truth? You're not telling the truth, are you? Ozu broke away from Xiaobo's embrace, smiled at Xiaobo and said, "You told me to work overtime, and then ran to the bar to pretend to be drunk and fell out of love?" You told me that the man didn't tell the truth? ”
"I didn't, I had a glass of wine with my friends to relax, not that I fell out of love, I really didn't, you believe me......" Xiaobo looked at Ozu's eyes and said sincerely.
"Don't explain, I don't want to hear it, so be it." Ozu pushed Bo away, turned around and stopped a taxi, got into the car and left, leaving Bobo alone.
Ozu arrived at the unit and was ready to start the day's work, but he didn't care about what Xiaobo said, and it had nothing to do with him anyway.
After that day, Xiaobo didn't contact Ozu, Xiaozu thought it would be fine, anyway, everyone got together and dispersed, and no one delayed anyone, but Xiaobo didn't expect that half a month after the two broke up, Xiaobo suddenly changed his phone and called Ozu, asking to meet, saying that he had something to give to Ozu.
Ozu thought about it and agreed, it's not a big deal anyway, just take something and leave, it's nothing for half a month, do you still expect to save anything?
The irony is that the location of Xiaobo's appointment with Ozu is the coffee house where the two went on their first date, and Xiaobo is still sitting in the same place, ordering the original coffee, and when he sees Ozu coming, he also orders a cup for Ozu.
Ozu walked up to Xiaobo, sat down, picked up the coffee he had just served and took a sip, it was indeed his favorite taste, looking at the price list on the table, Ozu opened the bag, counted out the coffee money and put it on the table.
Xiaobo looked at Ozu's behavior, smiled, and said, "You still like the AA system so much." ”
"There's nothing wrong with being able to sort it out." Ozu didn't even lift his eyes, and concentrated on his coffee.
Xiaobo looked at Ozu in front of him, sighed, and said, "Indeed, it's good to be able to distinguish something." Xiaobo opened the bag he was carrying, took out a notebook from it, turned to one of the pages, spread it out, and said to Ozu, "Look at this." ”
Ozu looked down, this is a very well-made bookkeeper, which is regularly drawn with a special accounting grid, and the neat handwriting in it is from Xiaobo's hand, Ozu looked at this page, the classification name is himself, and he immediately understood that this is Xiaobo's current account with himself.
From the beginning of the first acquaintance of the two people, to the later accounts of the two people, all the notes are recorded on it, many of which are marked with a special pen, Ozu took a closer look, those are all gifts from Xiaobo to himself, and there are a few Valentine's Day dinner money that Xiaobo invited himself to eat. Ozu took a cursory look at it, found that there was a detailed total amount at the bottom, smiled, and asked Xiaobo: "What do you mean by showing me this?" ”
"It's not interesting, you also said it, there's nothing wrong with the two of them separating some of it." Xiaobo closed the ledger, took out a piece of paper, wrote a number on it, handed it to Ozu, and said to Ozu: "Since we broke up, then you can pay for the money." ”
Ozu was surprised when he heard this, and said to Xiaobo: "What kind of money is these?" I remember that I usually came out with you in AA. ”
"These are the gift money I have given you over the years, as well as the money for the confession decoration scene at that time, and the money for our Valentine's Day candlelight dinner." Xiaobo looked at Ozu and said nonchalantly: "I have all the money AA, accurate to the second decimal place, my bank account You know, we are a bank, there is no inter-bank fee, please transfer this money to me." ”
"What?! You also want to count this money with me? When two people are together, do you have to give it to me? ”
"Well, when we were together, this money was considered to be something I was willing to spend, but we have broken up now, and this money is not what I am willing to spend, not to mention, I originally thought that if we can get married smoothly, then this money is considered to be the joint expenses of our husband and wife, and naturally we don't need AA, but we haven't gotten married now, so you still have to pay me this money." Xiaobo looked at Ozu and said it as a matter of course.
Ozu rolled his eyes at Xiaobo and said angrily, "Then why is there a decimal point?" ”
"We're going to look at the breakdown of this decimal point." Xiaobo took out the ledger from his bag again, skillfully opened the page dedicated to Xiaobo, pointed to a line of data and said: "You see, this is our first Valentine's Day together, and I booked the candlelight dinner that day in advance, and you can get an eighty-fifty discount." The original price is 199 yuan for one person, 398 yuan for two people, 338.3 yuan after 85 discounts, and then divided by two, one person is 169.15 yuan. Let's talk about this line, this is the time we watched the movie, the movie ticket was purchased in a group, the movie ticket on the day was 50 yuan minus 5 yuan, the movie ticket for two people was 68 yuan, and the minus 5 yuan was 63 yuan, although later we bought the snack and spent 55 yuan, but I also spent eight more yuan, I divided it, we were four yuan per person, but because there was a discount for Alipay payment that day, each person only needed 3.75 yuan. Look at this ...... again."
"Shut up, don't talk about it, how many are there?" Ozu really didn't want to look at the face of the person in front of him, he used to think that this person was a good candidate to live, but now he thinks about how he was really blind at the beginning, how could he fall in love with this kind of person, although there are not many boys in his department, but who is not better than him, he has to look at this kind of person.
"It's a total of 1,786 yuan and seven corners and four cents, are you bank transfer or Alipay?" Xiaobo said while writing the amount on the other side of the paper, and also wrote his bank account number and Alipay account number at the bottom, and said to Ozu: "This is my bank account number, and Alipay account, I'm afraid you will forget, you can transfer now, and we won't have to contact again, see that you are quite reluctant." ”
"You can also see that I'm reluctant, then it's better to turn around as soon as possible, this is my cup of coffee money, don't say anything discounted, how much is full, what is a group purchase, I am not bad, and the rest of the money will be considered to be what I invited you." Ozu took out his mobile phone and sent money to Xiaobo's account, and after a while, the money was transferred. Ozu said to Xiaobo, "It's okay, you can take a look." ”
As soon as Xiaobo heard this, he immediately lowered his head and turned on his mobile phone, and found that he had received a text message on his mobile phone, so he put his mind at ease and said to Ozu: "There is no group purchase in this coffee house, and there is no discount, I didn't take advantage of you, I don't believe you can read the receipt......" turned around and said that he was going to take out the receipt from his wallet and show it to Ozu.
Ozu looked at the person in front of him, didn't say a word, picked up the bag and left.
Ozu went home and complained to his girlfriend, he didn't know that he had been moldy for several lifetimes, but he knew such a man, he was stingy and slammed, he didn't have anything when he was together, and when he broke up, everything was clear.
Ozu thought that the matter between himself and Xiaobo was over, and he also deleted Xiaobo's contact information, there should be no intersection in this life, but it turned out that Ozu was wrong, more than half a year later, Xiaobo appeared in Ozu's world again, this time it was not a reunion, but Xiaobo was going to get married.
The marriage partner is the little beauty of that time.
It's nothing else, Xiaobo wants to invite himself to the wedding. Ozu looked at it, thinking that it didn't matter anymore, he and Xiaomei didn't know each other, and he had other things to do that day, so he simply didn't go, so he told Xiaobo that he didn't have time to go.
But Xiaobo actually used someone else's mobile phone to send a message to Ozu, saying that if you don't come, please pay the red envelope for the wedding, support Alipay, bank transfer, WeChat red envelope, QQ red envelope, etc., and also send all kinds of ways to Ozu.
Ozu looked at it, hey, it's stinky enough to be shameless.
Ozu was immediately interested when he saw this, and the day before Xiaobo's wedding, he went to the bank to exchange a dime coin with a face value of 300 yuan, which was full of a big bag.
On the day of Xiaobo's wedding, Ozu took someone to carry this big bag and went to the wedding site, at the door of the wedding scene, which is the place to receive red envelopes.
The person who received the red envelope turned out to be his distant cousin.
When the distant cousin saw Ozu, he was about to say hello, but Ozu didn't care what people wanted to say, so he asked someone to open the bag of dime coins, Ozu grabbed a handful and spilled it on the table, and said to his distant cousin: "This handful, I wish him and Xiaomei a hundred years of good union and eternal marriage." ”
Ozu turned around and grabbed another handful, threw it on the ground, and said to the wedding scene: "This handful, I wish him and Xiaomei husband and wife affection, mutual trust, and no deception!" ”
Ozu turned around and grabbed the last handful, threw it on the wedding photo of the two people on the door, and said to the wedding scene: "This handful, I wish him a happy day every day, and never keep accounts and divorce." ”
Then Ozu exerted all his strength, picked up the pocket containing the money, and poured it on the table where the red envelopes were received, and the table was full of coins, and then Ozu said to Xiaobo who came: "This is my red envelope money, I hope you make it clear, I don't owe you anymore, don't ask for money every day like asking for food, I am your predecessor, not your money bank!" ”
Ozu turned around and left, and afterwards, I asked Ozu if what he did at the wedding that day meant that he would never forget Xiaobo. Ozu didn't answer my question directly, but smiled and said, "Do you think I'm stupid?" (To be continued.) )