"Village Chief Li, what a coincidence, you're back so soon?" I asked lewdly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I saw the village chief tilting his head and looking at me curiously, and that look was quite weird.

"You just went out, Brother Chen was afraid that you were in danger, so he went out to look for you, by the way, why did you change back again?" I said with a smile, but in fact, I was playing the drums in my heart, but I was alone at this time, so why should I fight with this old monster who has lived for hundreds of years.

All the unfortunate things have fallen on me, and at this time, I can only delay as much as possible and wait for Brother Chen to come back to save me.

I saw that the village chief began to giggle, and his voice was the hoarse voice of an old man.

"What's wrong? Village Chief Li, what are you happy about? Did you win the lottery? I continued to speak lewdly.

Suddenly, black sand emanated from around Village Chief Li's body, and then Village Chief Li actually changed into another appearance.

It's a strong man with a dark complexion, and I thought it would become a cute little girl at first, but it turned out to be a big man with a picky foot.

"Hahaha, originally I just wanted to ask you to help me solve Qiu Ling'er's slut, but I ran into you, yin and yang eyes," the strong man said.

Hearing the words of this big man, my eyes widened, how could it be? How would he know that I was yin and yang? And listening to his words, we have mistaken the misidentification, is the little girl named Qiu Ling'er just now good? And this person is the culprit?

"Big brother, you are so powerful, why do you want us to help?" I asked, trembling all over.

It may be that I poked the sadness of this big man, and I saw that this big man with a dark complexion actually blushed.

"Am I too lazy to do it? Let you help, you can help, there is a lot of nonsense. ”

I didn't expect the big man to answer my words, I thought about it, it would be better to take this opportunity to ask him, I plucked up the courage to continue to ask, "Then what are you coming to this village for?" ”

"What do you mean? Of course, I want to absorb their yang energy for me to cultivate, if it weren't for Qiu Ling'er, a slut, I would have finished a long time ago, and I still continue to use such a slow method to absorb it. The big man continued.

It seems that the cute little girl just now is good, I wipe, this will be off, I thought so in my heart, but I didn't stop. "By the way, big brother, how do you know that I am yin and yang-eyed?"

When the big man heard my words, he laughed quietly, then slowly became louder, and finally turned into a wild laugh. "You're a wanted criminal for our Pyromanizoros, how could I not know you? Your photo has been distributed to all the members of the Hellfire Sect, as long as I arrest you back, I will be promoted to the top of my life! ”

Damn, it's the Pyrocracy again, it's really TM's back! Why are they all members of the Pyrocalypse.

Just as I was about to say something to delay time, this tenacious big man seemed to react and said to me, "So you want to wait for help?" I've been talking a lot of nonsense, and now I'm going to entertain you. ”

After saying that, the big man who picked his feet came at me.

"Wait, you can't hurt me, your sect leader definitely wants to live." I learned the dialogue from the movie.

"Alive? Hahaha, what are you kidding? Just carry your corpse back," said the foot-picking man, laughing.

Come on, hearing the big man say this, my heart is already half cold, and I have no choice but to fight.

"Big brother, look, Qiu Ling'er is back!" I pointed behind him and shouted!

To be honest, this big man is really a tiger, he really turned his head to look, and he still looked like he was defensive, and he looked very obscene.

I saw that there was a flaw, and without saying a word, I took out the golden talisman in the Five Elements Ghost Killing Talisman and slapped it on the chest of the shouter, and read in my mouth, "Heaven and earth are born together, the stars are moving, and the stars are broken!" ”

The golden rune began to glow, and then exploded, and I was overjoyed to get it.

Just as I was snickering, I saw that this big man with his feet was still standing in place, looking at me angrily.

"Big brother, you have a mosquito on you, I helped you shoot it to death" I looked up at him and said with a grin.

"In the winter, there are your uncle's mosquitoes." After the big man finished speaking, he slapped me out of the air.

"The big man who picked his feet suddenly became smarter" The moment I flew out, I didn't forget to complain in my mind, I am really a little prince who complains~

Then I fell to the ground so hard that I felt like the back of my spine was about to shatter and my face was in burning pain.

tm, why are you so powerful, I got up slowly, and just before I could stand firmly, the big man who picked his feet had already come to me.

Stretched out his fist and hit again, I urged the Dao Qi to lie in my arms, blocked my hands in front of my chest, and took the blow hard, but the force was too great, and I still stiffly retreated three or four meters.

Then the big man began to attack constantly, I only have to defend and dodge, it's not that I can't do it, it's just that this big man is too powerful, both strength and explosiveness are first-class.

I was beaten back and forth, and I was powerless to resist.

And the big man became more and more excited, laughing while fighting, like crazy.

Although I kept being beaten, I still didn't give up, because I already had a Heavenly Thunder Talisman in my hand. And there is already a black cloud above us.

I've been whispering something in my mouth, and the big man can see that something is wrong, and he is about to smash my Tianling Gai with an elbow blow.

I shouted, "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, broken!" ”

A purple lightning bolt in the sky slashed down, directly slashing at the body of the big man who picked his feet, the sky thunder is different from ordinary lightning, it can cause 10 times more damage than thunder and lightning, and ignore the defense, as long as it hits the body, it will be seriously injured if it does not die.

But the saddest thing happened, this big man actually dodged, and I was injured by the aftermath of the thunder and flew upside down.