Chapter 64: Fake Village Chief
Chen Hongyi said as he walked, "We've been out for so long, and I haven't seen the village chief looking for me, so I'll say he has a problem."
"What are you looking for us? Let's go eat duck? I quipped. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Eat fart ducks, maybe we will become ducks" Chen Hongyi said unhappily, I looked at him, he should be hungry and angry, so he simply didn't answer his words, and walked towards the village.
Since Wang Goudan's house is in the west of the village, we went around to the west of the village, there is a wall on the west side, and from this mound is the backyard of Wang Goudan's house, this wall is about four meters high, and the words "boys and girls are the same" are written on it.
Chen Hongyi looked at the mound, then turned his head to look at me.
"What's wrong? Brother Chen, what do you think I'm doing? I asked.
"Xiaolin, do you believe it or not, I jumped up all at once?" Chen Hongyi said with a smile.
I looked at the wall, then at Chen Hongyi's thin body, shook my head and said, "I don't believe it!" ”
"I don't believe you still drag me up!" Chen Hongyi pouted and said.
Then I crossed my hands, let Chen Hongyi step on my hand, and then dragged him up, but after Chen Hongyi went up, the problem came, I couldn't go up.
In desperation, Chen Hongyi stretched out a leg and handed it to me and asked me to grab his leg to crawl, and then I pulled his leg without hesitation and climbed up.
After both of us jumped down, Chen Hongyi's eyes were red, and he looked like he was about to squeeze out tears.
Seeing this scene, I was a monk in the second brother-in-law, and I was confused, and I thought to myself, Brother Chen, what's wrong? Could it be that he finally found out that I was more handsome than him? And then ashamed? It's impossible, Brother Chen's face is thicker than the city wall, even if he finds out that I am more handsome than him, he will not admit it!
I looked at Chen Hongyi and asked. "Brother Chen, what's wrong with you?
I saw Chen Hongyi with snot, his face was red, and then he covered his crotch and said, "You kid just pulled my leg and pulled my crotch." ”
"Brother Chen, you see the moon is so round today," I pretended not to hear him.
"Pretend, pretend, go back and clean up your kid" Chen Hongyi covered his crotch and walked forward, and I followed with a pout.
As soon as I walked to the main road, I saw a terrifying scene, really like an American blockbuster, just like that TV series called what is, all people, all walking outside with their hands outstretched, I covered my mouth and didn't dare to move.
"What are you doing with your mouth covered, as long as you don't deliberately wake them up, they won't notice you." Chen Hongyi whispered, "Don't make a sound, let's quietly bypass them, and then go to Wang Goudan's house." ”
I nodded and quietly walked in front, while Chen Hongyi covered his crotch and followed.
When I came to the door of Wang Goudan's house, it was very strange, the whole village was full of people, but there was no one at the door of his house, pushing open the door, Chen Hongyi and I both walked in.
As soon as I entered, the door closed automatically, I turned my head to look at the door, and Chen Hongyi said indifferently on the side, "Use the demonic qi to close the door, it's okay." ”
Then Chen Hongyi put on a very handsome posture and said, "Xiaodao is a member of the Yin and Yang family, and there is cause and effect, may I ask which way the immortal family is, can you show up?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the Taishi chair suddenly shook, and it shook more and more.
In the blink of an eye, the stars lit up, and I saw a little girl with two pigtails sitting on the Taishi chair, with a lollipop in her mouth.
"It's really disappointing~ I haven't had time to scare you, why did you ask me to come out?" The little girl said.
"Which, Brother Chen, is this the person who pretends to be the village chief?" I whispered from behind.
"Well, it's quite possible." Chen Hongyi said.
"How is that possible? Such a cute little girl, pretending to be the village chief? "I said I didn't believe it.
", don't look at her small, she may have lived for hundreds of years, and you are qualified to be a grandmother," Chen Hongyi said.
My God, hearing Chen Hongyi's words, I also have a possibility, she is obviously a little girl, but she can disguise the village chief, she must be a person with a city government. And it's a cute little girl who likes to disguise herself as an old man and has quirks, but no matter how I look at it, I want to pinch her face, thinking she looks really cute.
"I don't know where the villagers in Fengmen Village offended the immortal family, why do you want to treat them like this," Chen Hongyi said.
"What do you say? I don't understand, no one offends me, I just think it's fun," the little girl said.
"With so many lives, can you explain it if you say it's fun?" Chen Hongyi suddenly said with a dark face.
"What are you talking about? Blame Shu Xiao, I ignore you" With that, the little girl flew away with a red light.
"Damn" Chen Hongyi saw this scene, scolded, and then turned around and chased.
I just wanted to follow, but Chen Hongyi stopped me and said, "You wait here, I'll be back later." After speaking, I saw him wrapped in qi and rushed out quickly. I've seen the speed is staggering.
Although Brother Chen is a bit of a scoundrel, he still has some real skills, I thought to myself.
Not long after Chen Hongyi rushed out, a black wind blew, and in the courtyard, another person appeared standing in front of me.
I fixed my eyes and saw that it was actually the village chief!