Xu Shaoyan's "barbell-like laughter" directly scared netizens into tears. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

How can there be such a person in the world, others are laughter like silver bells, that's praise, you are a barbell-like laughter, mother, we can't even talk about this self-blackness.

Netizens of the Republic hugged their heads and cried, don't want the melon seeds, don't want them all, Xu Shaoyan, take it.

We beg you, this is on Twitter, in China, you are blackmailing yourself and you are facing the first scout in the United States, can you pay attention to the impact?

American netizens were also shocked and confused.

"Barbells? God, how will I face the barbell in the future, how can there be such people in the republic? ”

"My impression of the republic has completely collapsed, what about the country of good etiquette and culture? This kind of person is still a star of the Republic? Misspelling the word when it comes up. ”

"I don't think he's misspelled the word, it's just that the metaphor is too ...... I can't describe it, I really don't understand the aesthetics of the republic more and more. ”

American netizens are frowning slightly, the Republic is a star mixed in the United States, and the appearance is very high, they don't know this Xu Shaoyan, but Johnson means, Xu Shaoyan is a star of the Republic, and he looks very ugly.

Ugly man, why are you still so arrogant?

There is a thirteen-hour time difference between the United States and the Republic, and at this moment, Johnson was having a supper at home, and when he saw Xu Shaoyan's reply to him, Johnson didn't have time to chew the baked potatoes in his mouth, so he was so frightened by Xu Shaoyan that he swallowed a barbell.

"Ah~~~" choked in a panic!

Johnson felt that the whole world was not good, and this Xu Shaoyan actually ran to his Twitter by himself!

Hurry up and take a sip of water, Johnson will get better.

Looking at Xu Shaoyan's barbell smile, Johnson decisively posted another tweet.

"Before, some people questioned my judgment of Xu Shaoyan, but now, Xu Shaoyan has spoken by himself, and he has admitted that he is a sensationalist person, with a barbell-like laughter? I have the impression that the artists of the Republic have a strong cultural precipitation, and they can always let me see the breath of literati, but what about Xu Shaoyan? If you can't make a sentence, don't make it! There is no cultural connotation at all, just like this, is it still a great writer of the republic? I think I'm going to have to re-examine Tsinghua, the top university in the Republic, this kind of clown can be a teacher? Amusing! ”

Johnson was full of ridicule, and immediately labeled Xu Shaoyan as an uneducated and sensational clown.

Looking at Xu Shaoyan's sentence, he not only felt that the egg hurt, it was simply a broken egg!

And now, it's even worse.

Republic netizens saw that Johnson not only buttoned Xu Shaoyan's hat, but even Tsinghua was black, and now they completely quit.

"Johnson, are you brain-dead? Everyone can see that Xu Shaoyan is joking, and he is mocking you, you don't have brain cells, don't you! ”

"Hehe, to borrow the words of Teacher Xu Shaoyan, I will give you 99 points for this forced pretend, and I am afraid that you will be proud!"

"Oh, you cow, you actually went to comment on Tsinghua? Xu Shaoyan has no literary connotation? Have you read Mr. Xu Shaoyan's poems? Have you read the novels he wrote? Halfway around the world, who gave you the courage to comment so on about him! ”

"Hehe, it's really worthy of being the United States, a hooligan of the country, a hooligan like the people, which eye do you see that Xu Shaoyan is uneducated? Garbage, there is a kind of comparison between you and Teacher Xu Shaoyan, culture? I really want to spray your blood, take the female cousins who gave up their motherland nationality, you are a good thing, and make a presumptuous conclusion about the real cultural master, believe it or not, I Xu Shaoyan teacher smashed you to death with a barbell. ”

When American netizens saw the Republic of China netizens talking like this, they were immediately not to be outdone.

"What is Xu Shaoyan not a clown? Shut up if you can't speak, don't talk! ”

"You have the ability to let him smash a barbell!"

"The republic is garbage, Tsinghua? A school that is only a hundred years old, we American Ivy League are more than enough to be his grandfather! ”

“……”

"We just love Mr. Xu Shaoyan! A bunch of Yankees, die! ”

It's a mess again.

Soon, on the side of the Republic, "Johnson's evaluation of Xu Shaoyan" was on the hot search.

Yu Zechen and the others were walking towards the suite, and when they saw Qiao Ran's collapsed face, they were all curious.

An Shiqing asked, "Xiao Qiao, what's wrong?" Didn't you come to find Xiao Xu? ”

Qiao Ran nodded: "I came to find Brother Xu, and I was scared out by him." ”

"Scare?" Yu Zechen raised his eyebrows, and Xu Shaoyan could still scare Qiao Ran.

Just about to ask again, Chu Wenyi patted him and showed Yu Zechen a screenshot of the Twitter on the Internet, and Yu Zechen was also stupid on the spot.

"Barbell laughter?" Hold the grass! Xiao Xu, you, Brother Yu, and I were attacked by 10,000 internal injuries!

And immediately, Chu Wenyi's mobile phone hot search was changed, and it was: Xu Shaoyan "Birds and Fish"

"Birds and Fish"? Xu Shaoyan has a new work?

Novel? Fairy tale?

Or poetry?

Without waiting to return to the suite, everyone hurriedly clicked on the search, and it was actually Xu Shaoyan's poem written to American scout Johnson on Twitter!

"Xu Shaoyan: Just kidding, I didn't expect Johnson Scout to be serious, you said I can, although I Xu Shaoyan is okay in the Republic, but in the world, I still have to learn more from my predecessors than I do, but Johnson Scout, you said I didn't ask about the connotation, your opinion, I don't comment on how presumptuous you are, but you say that we Tsinghua University, I am not happy, who gave you the courage, you comment on Tsinghua University half the world? I heard that Johnson Scout once worked as a screenwriter and wrote a script for a romantic drama, so I will send you a small poem, "Birds and Fish", I hope you can see yourself clearly. ”

At the back, there is a picture, Xu Shaoyan's handwritten English, and each sentence naturally has a Chinese comparison written by Xu Shaoyan's own handwriting.

The handwriting is chic, and the hard pen calligraphy Xu Shaoyan is the same as everyone's style.

"The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that I am standing in front of you and you do not know that I love you.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but that you are obsessed with love and can't say I love you.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that I want you to be painful but can only be buried deep in my heart.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I miss you.

It's about loving one another

But they can't be together.

The farthest distance in the world

It's not about loving one another.

But they can't be together

but knowing that true love is invincible,

But he pretended not to care

The farthest distance in the world

Not tree-to-tree distance

Rather, it is a branch that grows from the same root

But they can't cling to each other in the wind

The farthest distance in the world

It's not that the branches can't cling to each other.

It's stars looking at each other

But there is no intersecting trajectory

The farthest distance in the world

It's not that the stars don't have a trail of intersection

Rather, even though the trajectories converge

But in the blink of an eye, there is nowhere to be found (to be continued). )