466 couldn't help but burst into a barbell-like laugh
Probably because of the parallel world, Twitter in this world does not have a character limit of 140 words, but a 1000 word limit. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In other respects, it is basically not much different from Weibo.
See this long paragraph of Johnson's Twitter screenshot.
Johnson: "Xu Shaoyan is an artist, I have heard of it, Anthony once wanted me to recommend it after returning to China, saying that Xu Shaoyan is a rare genius among the artists of the Republic in a century, and even Yu Zechen, the first star of the Republic, has praised Xu Shaoyan constantly, however, I don't think so, Xu Shaoyan's appearance looks ugly, and he doesn't feel like a star at all, I really don't know what the aesthetics of the people of the Republic are like, and this kind of person is actually the shortest time in the history of the Republic to enter the star list, I simply feel that the sky is falling."
But it's also the Republic, there are a few grandstanding people who do the opposite, and they are praised to the sky, I can't even watch one episode of his "Wulin Gaiden", what a rotten thing, he actually sold millions of dollars in the United States for the copyright price, he is not good at doing his own business as an artist, he is writing books and paintings, and he also runs to be a teacher, it is rumored that he is proficient in everything, but is this what human beings can do? Even if it is to break through the limits of human beings, it is impossible, this kind of flashy person comes to the American entertainment industry, he must not even be able to make soy sauce. ”
The Chinese translation is very detailed and down-to-earth. Qiao Ran looked at his face twitching.
Johnson is not a star, but he is a talent scout, in the American entertainment industry, Johnson's contribution is irreplaceable, and the glory of the American entertainment industry is closely related to this talent scout who is over sixty years old, but he actually commented on Xu Shaoyan like this, and he looked at his face and denied Xu Shaoyan's achievements in literature, art, and education, which is too irresponsible.
Qiao Ran blinked and looked at Xu Shaoyan, who actually looked indifferent.
"Brother Xu, this Johnson said this about you, you are so calm, this is not your style."
Xu Shaoyan raised his eyebrows and didn't speak.
Qiao Ran flipped out his mobile phone and went over the wall to Twitter, just look at the Twitter of this scout Johnson, below, the people of the Republic have already swiped the screen.
"Why do you want to die?"
"Isn't it good to be alive?"
"yes."
"Xu Shaoyan is a slap in the face and tearing the madman, why do you want to go up the pole to provoke him?"
"You think you're a scout? I can't even finish watching one episode of "Wulin Gaiden", so you go to comment on Xu Shaoyan? "Huanzhu Gege" won 15% of the ratings in the United States, the highest in 2017, don't tell us that you don't know that this is directed by Xu Shaoyan. ”
The people of the Republic don't agree, Xu Shaoyan is a member of the Republic, how do we people of the Republic evaluate Xu Shaoyan, that's all our business, you are a scout, what are you talking about?
Yes, you are good, you are amazing, you have made great contributions to the American entertainment industry.
But Xu Shaoyan ****** can't it?
Isn't he strong?
“……”
Netizens of the Republic immediately rallied on Twitter.
And American netizens are no exception.
"Johnson is right, the artists on the Republic side are here, and they feel great when they play a role in Hollywood for 3 seconds, and after returning to China, they brag to the people of the Republic and blow to the sky, but they don't know that they are useless, and they are not extras who play soy sauce, but they are just deceiving the ability of the people of their own country."
"In addition to Yu Zechen and Xi Jiangyue, Bai Shuang and others, is there anyone else in the top 1,000 in our American entertainment industry? The others are all American citizens, citizens of our United States, a bunch of stupid dogs, and they still think they are from their own country, but they don't know that they don't want you for a long time! ”
This kind of rhetoric seems infuriating, but what is said is really the truth, many artists immediately change their international and throw themselves into the arms of the United States after becoming famous.
Some artists immigrated abroad when they were young, and there are some Chinese artists, which is understandable, after all, he couldn't be the master at that time, but many Republic artists are taking foreign nationality as a sweetheart, but they make a lot of money from the Republic.
Netizens in the Republic are so angry that they are smoking.
"We don't want this kind of dog for a long time, you should be fragrant and gluttonous in the United States, and it is you who are not us."
"That's it, this kind of dog was kicked out by us at all."
"Ahhh It's too annoying, it's too annoying, did anyone send this message to Teacher Xu Shaoyan? This pack of American dogs! Teacher Xu Shaoyan killed them! ”
"Hehe, it has been sent to Mr. Xu Shaoyan, so I don't believe it! At first, I didn't think it was good for Mr. Xu Shaoyan to come to the United States, after all, Mr. Xu Shaoyan was too young and needed time, but now I support Mr. Xu Shaoyan very much! ”
"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, come on, kill this group of pretending Yankees!"
"Can we think that you are afraid of Xu Shaoyan? If no one else comes, you open the black first. ”
"Hehe, look at the mentally retarded expression!"
"Xu Shaoyan: I couldn't help but let out a barbell-like laugh."
Afterwards......
Where is there after?
As soon as Xu Shaoyan appeared, the entire Twitter comments stopped, especially looking at Xu Shaoyan's words, there was suddenly a rush of old blood in front of countless screens!
"Poof!!!
Blood splattered three feet!
Qiao Ran: "......"
Suddenly saw Xu Shaoyan on Twitter, and he was even more confused.
Looking up, Qiao Ran looked at Xu Shaoyan, three liters of old blood almost gushed out, only to feel that the entire chest cavity exploded.
Xu Shaoyan actually went on Twitter, well, it's not surprising that celebrities play Twitter, and besides, Bai Shuang is also in the United States, so it's normal for Xu Shaoyan to have Twitter.
But what the hell is that barbell-like laughter!
"Ahem......" Qiao Ran felt that he had received a critical attack of 10,000 points, Xu Shaoyan is a teacher at Tsinghua University, and he graduated from a university or a key undergraduate, so it is impossible to spell the wrong words.
Apparently on purpose.
"Hold the grass! Brother Xu, everyone laughs like silver bells, what the hell are you barbells! ”
"Hehehehehehehe......"
Xu Shaoyan smiled at Qiao Ran.
A series of sounds, really like a barbell.
Qiao Ran looked at Xu Shaoyan with a stunned expression.
Rub! A bang
Qiao Ranza rushed out of the suite.
It's the same on Twitter, seeing Xu Shaoyan like this, netizens are confused and confused.
"Teacher Xu Shaoyan actually appeared, and my great summoning technique worked! But is this me? ”
"Obviously, yes, is there a second Xu Shaoyan in the world who laughs like this?"
"Hold the grass! Xu Shaoyan: Are you a demonic obstacle? Barbell-like laughter? ”
"It is worthy of Xu Shaoyan, the magic is ten thousand years, and it is difficult for anyone to compare with it."
"Let me be calm and calm, I have a hunch that Mr. Xu Shaoyan, the mudslide in the entertainment industry of the Republic, is really coming to the United States."
"Nima, I'm so scared that I don't even dare to use a barbell."