No. 117 Heaven on Earth
After listening to Didi's words, Lu Haiming almost fell on his heels, "three escorts"? I didn't expect this stinky monk to be even more shameless than I imagined, and I couldn't help but lower my evaluation of Didi a few points. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Didi, your ability to pick up girls is obvious to everyone, but I don't have a girlfriend yet, or you take me as an apprentice, don't worry, I will definitely be filial to you in the future, you say one, I will never say two......"
Lu Haiming chattered endlessly in front of Di Di, looking at his sincere appearance, Di Di couldn't help but smile slightly, after all, he still had to take himself to a nightclub to play.
"Uh...... Heming, this matter of picking up girls is about talent, it can't be done overnight, it requires your perseverance and loyalty, so ......"
Seeing Didi's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Lu Haiming hurriedly expressed his loyalty, "Master, don't worry, all the consumption today is up to me, master, don't you want Miss, I'll let you try it today and find you a first!" ā
"Heming, what you said is not right, as a teacher, I am not looking for a young lady, but to help the suffering female benefactors. Belch...... But there really is a beginning, I've heard that there are a lot of fish and dragons in it, and it's long gone. ā
Seeing Di Di's obscene appearance, the three of them couldn't help but secretly scold, looking for Miss, looking for Miss, and actually saying such righteousness and awe-inspiring. The three of them were embarrassed for a while, and they didn't know how to scold him.
"Don't worry, master, I know the owner of this nightclub I went to, is it the beginning of this you can rest assured, some students from poor families will occasionally do a stage, so you can rest assured of this."
"Hey! I'll just say, I'm here to help the girl who is in distress. Amitou Buddha, my Buddha is compassionate! ā
Everyone was speechless again, but the two fat and thin apprentices were excited at this time, although they didn't have girlfriends, but they had long been out of place, and they didn't patronize the shampoo room outside. However, compared to the girls in the shampoo room nightclub, its quality is not at all at the same level.
"Master, I see that you are so concerned about the beginning, should it be that you haven't budded yet, master?" Wu Renyao's slick little eyes rolled excitedly, staring at Didi as if he was about to see something from him.
"Nonsense! Didn't you **** you **** as a teacher? ā
"I'm sorry, Tao Renyan and I have been **** for a long time, and it's not once. I think Heming is also ****, otherwise it would be impossible to take us to a nightclub. ā
"Of course, I'm not anymore for a long time, is it possible to become a master or ......"
For a while, Di Di was embarrassed, and he couldn't imagine that he was the only one among these people...... In vain, I still have to be a master of others, teach them to pick up girls, and I am about to die of shame when I say it.
"No, master, don't you have four or five girlfriends? Didn't you ...... any of them" Tao Renyan's fat body trembled, covered his mouth and laughed.
"Master, am I as obscene as you think? For the teacher, they are in a heart-to-heart relationship. Do you understand the heart? We are pure, so we are not as filthy as you think! ā
"Heart-to-heart? Since this is the case for the master, then I think you should not go, otherwise we will see that we are filthy later, and you are alone in the heart, and we will all be unbearable! ā
Wu Renyao looked at Didi with a serious and sympathetic look. But Didi gave him a big mouth with a flick of his hand, and almost knocked him to the ground.
"you, I can't bear to be a fart, if I don't go, I'll give it to you, do you still have me as a master in your eyes!"
"However, the master is yourself......"
"Hmmm......"
Seeing that Tao Renyan was still going to help Wu Renyao speak, Di Di glanced at him fiercely, and he immediately closed his mouth.
"Come here, I'll have a word with you for the teacher."
"Uh...... Don't do it, just say it here. Seeing Didi's fierce expression on his face, Tao Renyan was very reluctant, but in the end, he couldn't resist Didi's fierce eyes and gave in.
I thought that I would give myself a big mouth like Wu Renyao, but I didn't expect the master to bite his ear and say such a thing, and I couldn't help but look at Di Di in surprise.
"Do you hear me?" Di Di scolded, and Tao Renyan nodded reluctantly. But in the eyes of the other two, it was clear that Didi had given him another problem.
I looked at the time and found that it was not yet six o'clock. So a few people went to the restaurant to eat, and someone invited Di Di today to naturally not waste this good opportunity. After a while, there was Wang Ba soup and pork kidneys on the table, anyway, all kinds of dishes to strengthen the kidneys and replenish yang were ordered, and Di Di wanted to prepare for tonight's action.
Calling a toothpick, Dee Dee patted his belly contentedly. This meal is really refreshing, and the food is red-faced. And Lu Haiming was also red-faced at this time, because he ate 2,000 yuan for this meal. Looking at Di Di on the side, a trace of unknown gaze flashed in Lu Haiming's eyes.
It was almost 9 o'clock at this time, and the two apprentices were already impatient to wait. Who let them, the master, keep gnawing on Wang Ba's shell and refuse to let go, but with the lesson of the last time, the two of them no longer dare to talk nonsense.
Didi was also very excited at this time, and this was the first time. Every time you want to take off your virgin hat, there will always be an emergency, this time Didi specially turned off his mobile phone, took a taxi and ran to a nightclub twenty kilometers away, this time he said that he would **** success.
Entering the nightclub of Paradise on Earth, Didi was immediately attracted by the beautiful scenery inside. Girls, scantily clad girls, no one cares about your burning gaze here, here you can find a ****** as long as you are attractive enough, here as long as you have a rich girl can lie down for you.
"Master, you go there to sit down first, and I'll go to the boss to arrange a girl for you."
Lu Haiming's directness couldn't help but make Di Di extremely moved, and grabbed his hand, "Haiming's sexual happiness as a teacher depends on you, I will accept you as an apprentice when I go back this time, you can rest assured." ā
Saying that Didi's tears were about to flow out, seeing Didi's expression, Lu Haiming immediately pulled his hands and was disgusted, promising that Didi would not be disappointed.
Lu Haiming came back in less than five minutes, and he also led a large group of scantily clad girls, and in an instant, Di Di and his two apprentices looked straight.
The slender legs are lined up in a row, showing the world without hesitation. The bottomless trenches show the wonder of nature. The bumpy figure is like a wonderful picture, which makes everyone's little brother ready to move.
"Master, Master......"
Lu Haiming shouted several times before Di Di agreed, only to see him pointing to a middle-aged man and introducing something to Di Di. But Didi didn't listen to a word, and all his attention was poured into the girls, until the middle-aged man introduced a girl.