"A pair of ....... circles"

"A pair of sharp, hehe, can't afford it! Then I'm going to .......... next."

"Wait, I'm going to hit you one-on-two. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info haha, look at me a dragon...... What the? Do you fry? Will you blow up? She's the landlord......"

"Uh, I'm sorry! People don't know how to play for the first time! Anyway, the bombing is all blown up, so I'll go on to exclude, three five generations and one point. ”

"Sure enough, it's my good sister! Haha, I just left a three-old k with a three, is there any, no, no? Then I'll .......... A five, won, haha........"

"As the old saying goes, if you are not afraid of god-like teammates, you are afraid of pig-like teammates, hey, it's a pity that I have a good hand!" Zhu Jun sighed as he reached out to unbutton his coat.

This handful of landlords was robbed by the handsome spider spirit, but this little Lori, who is also a farmer, pressed Zhu Jun, who was also a farmer, vigorously, and let the landlord who should have lost win. As a result, not only Zhu Jun wanted to take off one, but even Xiao Lori had to take off one.

"Go on, go on, shuffle the cards." The handsome spider spirit won a handful, and he was in a good mood, so he hurriedly asked Zhu Jun to shuffle the cards quickly, so that he could show his skills again.

"Hmph, we'll see." Zhu Jun grabbed the messy playing cards and shuffled them.

After touching the cards, when the handsome spider spirit was about to catch the landlord again, he was stumped by Zhu Jun, "Wait, what cards did you take?" Do you dare to catch the landlord too? ”

"What would you not dare? I won, I can catch it if I want. As he spoke, the handsome spider spirit grabbed the remaining three cards and stroked them for a long time before throwing out a pair of threes with a deflated mouth.

Now the little Lori who was sitting on Zhu Jun's hand learned to be obedient, and she didn't dare to press Zhu Jun's pat anymore, so she followed a pair of Xiao Wu.

"Smack." Zhu Jun smiled coldly at the handsome spider spirit and threw out a pair of two, "How is it?" Is there a king? Is there any frying? To follow or not to follow? ”

"Let me pass you first." After the handsome spider spirit finished speaking, he glanced at Zhu Jun.

"Then you don't have to fight, look at it." Zhu Jun smiled, put the slap on the ground, from three to the tip of a big dragon, plus a pair of kings, "How is it?" Don't be scared! Take off ........"

"Hmph. Take it off. The handsome spider spirit threw away the cards in his hand, and directly took off a pair of embroidered shoes and threw them aside.

"Eh, you're fooling, didn't you mean to take off your clothes?" Zhu Jun saw her throw a pair of shoes out, and immediately stopped shuffling the cards, originally to see her make a fool of herself, but she finally won a handful, and she was still cheating, so how to play?

The handsome spider spirit pursed her lips and smiled, stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Zhu Jun's eyes, "You didn't say that shoes don't count!" ”

"Okay, even if you pass, I still don't believe that I am a veteran who will not be able to pull you out today." After Zhu Jun finished speaking, he began to shuffle and deal cards.

It's a pity,He can't rob the landlord with this bad hand.,Little Lori didn't dare to rob.,The landlord admitted that he was taken by the handsome spider spirit.。

After more than a dozen battles in a row, the three of them had their own victories and defeats, but in the end, when Zhu Jun still had a pair of pants and pants left, he finally pulled out the tsundere handsome spider essence. As for the little Lori who partnered with him, because she had fewer clothes than him, she was also pulled out at this time, and the two girls ended up at the same time.

But Zhu Jun looked up at the sky, it seemed that it was almost noon, if the jealous and hateful Sun Wukong came back and saw these monsters, it would be strange if he didn't beat them to death with a stick, so he said: "A few girls, whether they are people, demons, or immortals, there are only laws of life, why force it, just like today, you can't live happily, what if you eat Tang monk meat?" It will only attract death, listen to my advice, just live happily. ”

"Are you worried that we will be killed by Tang Seng's eldest apprentice?" The handsome spider spirit sat next to Zhu Jun and said.

"After all, I have known each other once, and I am so honest with each other, I really don't want to see you go to the point of no return." Zhu Jun's upper body was naked, and he sat next to a woman who was all naked, and the hot body temperature made his lower abdomen feel hot.

"In that case, why don't you go with us, with our sisters by our side, wouldn't it be better to live some fairy-like lives?" The handsome woman said, deliberately sticking closer, and continued in his ear: "As long as I am accompanied by my son, I will let my sisters become immortals." ”

"Miss lift love, I'm just........ Wait, I have a good place to go, I don't know if Miss would like to? As soon as Zhu Jun refused, he remembered that he could also arrange them to Hanlan, the people who went there before were ordinary people, and when the ten thousand worlds were opened, if they fought at that time, they would definitely suffer, these spider spirits may not be a big monster, but it is more than enough to use their spider silk to deal with ordinary people, and their six sisters can at least compare to the army of ten thousand people!

The handsome spider saw that Zhu Jun's words changed, as if he wanted to take their sisters away, and couldn't help but show a hint of a little daughter's posture, and smiled shyly, "Where is Childe taking me and other sisters!" ”

"Another world, where I will be able to give you the right to eternal life, where you will be the existence of God, as long as you don't kill innocents indiscriminately, you won't do anything you want, and no one will dare to interfere, how about it?" Zhu Jun said.

"Is there really such a world?" The handsome spider spirit was happy, and when she looked back to see her sisters, she was also happy, and she was about to nod, but she stopped again, "Childe really doesn't lie to me and other sisters?" ”

"What am I lying to you......... So be it! How about you go back first, and when I'm done here, I'll go to you?" Whether it's true or not, you'll know at a glance. Zhu Jun said.

"Alright! See you in a few days. After the handsome spider spirit finished speaking, he kissed Zhu Jun on the face, and then took the sisters who were giggling and left with the playing cards on the ground.

It wasn't until this time that Zhu Jun remembered that there was another Zhu Bajie, so he stepped forward and released him from the spider web.

But as soon as Zhu Bajie came out, he angrily hurried at Zhu Jun, "Zhu Jun, you are not a friend enough, I will always think of you when I have good things." But what about you? I just called you for a long time, and you ignored me, just thinking about yourself, what do you mean! ”

"Well, I'm not here to protect you, if it weren't for me, they would have eaten you. So, don't complain about me, be grateful. Zhu Jun didn't know what to say, so he could only open his mouth and talk nonsense.

The two fought for a while, only to see the sand monk leading the horse and slowly coming this way.

And at this time, I only heard a sentence from the air, "My grandson is back." ”

Then I saw a black shadow flash, and Sun Wukong appeared in front of the two.

"Senior brother? Are you really a big brother? After Zhu Bajie stepped forward and circled around Sun Wukong, he asked, "What about the fake one?" ”

"That fake one was beaten to death by my grandson." Sun Wukong didn't say too much about this matter, but stared at Zhu Jun tightly, "Why are you still here?" ”

"Everyone is a smart person, and I don't talk darkly, I came here for two things, one is for your master, and the other is for you." What should come will always come, Sun Wukong is a lover, to put it bluntly, he is a rectum, it is useless to bend with him, and there is no need for this.

"Oh? For me? What's the matter? Sun Wukong asked.

Zhu Jun held back his eyes, then looked at the sand monk who was running quickly, and said, "This is not the place to talk, please ask the Great Sage to take me to heaven to talk." ”

"No problem." Sun Wukong held Zhu Jun in one hand, and just when he was about to prepare a somersault cloud to go to the sky, he heard Tang Seng shouting, who was still in the golden bell jar: "Wukong, quickly release the teacher, the teacher is now hungry and thirst...........y."

Zhu Jun looked back and saw that there was a piece of blood that had been wiped on Tang Seng's nostrils, could it be that he had seen the spider spirit just now......... Blood upsurge?

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"Now there's no one else, let's talk!" After going to heaven, Sun Wukong put Zhu Jun on a cloud, and he sat on it crookedly, and asked.

Zhu Jun also sat down, sorted out his thoughts a little and said, "Why does the Great Sage want to learn scriptures? ”

"Of course, it is to achieve positive results and attain enlightenment." Sun Wukong did not hide the thoughts in his heart, and he was really a rectum.

"Fight to defeat the Buddha, Monkey King, Jade Emperor......... As long as the Great Sage is willing, I can give you all this. Heaven and earth, omnipotent, invincible all over the world, no longer bound by this little tight spell. Zhu Jun actually wanted to discredit Tang Seng, but he wasn't sure how loyal Sun Wukong was to Tang Seng. I don't bother to say something to sow discord, and I directly lure.

"Are you bigger than the Jade Emperor and the Buddha? My grandson has been crisscrossing the Three Realms for hundreds of years, why haven't I heard of you? Regarding Zhu Jun's words, Sun Wukong was skeptical, in heaven and on earth, as long as he was a little famous, he basically knew it, but he had never seen Zhu Jun.

"It doesn't matter, as long as the Great Sage is willing to go, you might as well take a look at it then, if you are satisfied, stay, if you are not satisfied, it is not too late to come back, anyway, it is only a matter of moments. How is it? "Zhu Jun is actually saying a living word, as long as Sun Wukong agrees to go by himself, the system will automatically default to his acceptance of Sun Wukong, no matter whether Sun Wukong stays in the end or not, anyway, the task is completed.

"There is no place in the Three Realms that my grandson dare not go, let's go now?" Sun Wukong said proudly.

"No, there's one more thing, I need a small piece of meat from your master.......... Listen to me first, remember yesterday afternoon? I've actually negotiated with your master, but you'll come back before you can cut the meat. Don't worry, I'm not trying to eat Tang monk meat for immortality, but to complete a task, and I want your master to also experience the determination of the Buddha to cut meat and feed the eagle back then. "Anyway, you don't have to pay taxes if you lie, as long as you can move Sun Wukong, you can blow it as much as you want.

Anyway, you can't die if you cut a piece of meat, Sun Wukong saw that he was not a monster, and he still had a little fairy energy on his body, so he shouldn't be a bad person, so he nodded, "As long as the master is the same, I have no opinion." But don't try to mess around, otherwise Lao Sun can beat you to death with just one stick. ”

"Of course, of course..........." Zhu Jun's heart suddenly farted, as long as you don't make trouble, it's easy to say anything, and when you are deceived to Hanlan, I don't know who is more powerful!

............................ (To be continued.) )