Chapter 0312, [Fighting the Landlord with the Fairies]
Zhu Jun originally thought that the girls were spider spirits, and it was okay to let Zhu Bajie play, just watch it for fun. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info But now those girls are just ordinary people, how can they let the dead fat pig be so harmed, in case a few girls can't think about it, wouldn't it harm people's lives?
Therefore, Zhu Jun had to follow Zhu Bajie all the way, but after looking all over the grove, he couldn't see those young girls, Zhu Bajie was helpless, and after complaining a few words, he followed Zhu Jun back.
But as soon as the two of them came out of the grove, they saw that there were a few more people in their campsite, wasn't it the young girl who had been looking for a long time just now?
What did they say around Tang Seng on chatter?
What about the sand monks?
What about the White Dragon Horse?
Zhu Jun and Zhu Bajie were not sharp-eyed, so they naturally couldn't see through whether the girls in front of them were humans or demons, but looking at the situation in front of them, they were so bold in contacting the farmer's daughter, Zhu Jun immediately guessed that they had been deceived, and these were clearly monsters.
Sure enough, when I walked in and listened, I saw that the handsome woman who would keep leaning on Zhu Jun kept saying outside the golden bell jar, "Master, we are really not monsters, come out quickly!" I think you must be hungry! Why don't you go back to the village with my sister and eat some hot food? ”
Then, I heard Tang Seng say, "How do I know if you are a monster, what if you are a monster?" What if you eat me? Even if you're not a youkai, what if you fall in love with me? Even if you don't have a crush on me, what if you do..............
Listening to Tang Seng's chattering and nagging, Zhu Jun pulled Zhu Bajie, who wanted to rush out, "Don't worry, I don't think it will take much effort, and they will have to be impatient." ”
Zhu Jun really looked up to them, and the handsome woman didn't listen to Tang Seng's nagging at all, so she gritted her teeth and interrupted him, "I've heard Tang Seng's nagging a long time ago, but I didn't expect such a nagging..........."
Before she finished her words, she was interrupted by Tang Seng again, "Eh......... You're wrong, I'm not nagging, I'm just reasoning with you. Wait, how do you know my name is Tang Seng? Ah! You are really a monster, but fortunately my eldest apprentice gave me such a golden bell jar, otherwise I would have been kidnapped by you little goblins........"
"Sisters, while his three apprentices are not there, we will work together to pull him out." The handsome woman no longer paid attention to Tang Seng, and after finishing speaking to several other women, she took the lead in reaching out to drag Tang Seng, but when her fingers just touched the golden bell jar, she only heard a loud 'bang', and the handsome woman screamed and was bounced out.
The other women were no exception, they were bounced out one after another, and they all fell into the water.
And at this time, Zhu Junyi patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, "It's time for you to play." ”
Zhu Bajie felt like a mirror in his heart, and ran out happily, this time he didn't even take off his clothes, and jumped into the water directly, holding the woman closest to him in his arms, and laughing: "Haha, look at you little goblins can still run there." ”
And at this time, Zhu Jun also walked to the golden bell jar and asked Tang Seng, "What about Lao Sha and the white dragon horse?" ”
It seems that he said too much just now, and he was a little thirsty at this time, Tang Seng licked his lips and said, "Wujing let go of the horse, can you help me get out of the golden bell jar, I am hungry and thirsty now." ”
After speaking, he reached out and touched his gurgling belly.
Zhu Jun saw that there were still two boxes of rice bowls in it, so he couldn't help but wonder, "Isn't this something to eat?" Why don't you eat it? Could it be that Jue's opening is sorry for the Buddha? ”
"What kind of meat! Can this be eaten? The white rice is all hard, can't this dead monkey get some back? If I die, who will be able to learn from it..........."
Zhu Jun couldn't stand Tang Seng's chatter the most, and when he saw that he was about to start nagging again, he hurriedly turned around and left, and went to the river to watch the play.
That group of goblins deliberately avoided Zhu Bajie just to not reveal their identities, and now that their identities have been exposed, they naturally don't need to be the same as before, so the girls showed their magic powers and fought with Zhu Bajie in the river.
At first, it was okay, Zhu Bajie played a tiger with a nine-tooth nail rake, and all the little goblins were not allowed to get close, but as this group of goblins turned into prototypes and turned into disgusting big black spiders, Zhu Bajie was a little overwhelmed, and asked Zhu Jun for help, "I said can you stop looking at it and come down to help!" ”
Zhu Junke is not in a hurry at all, he is bored, he is worried that he has nothing to do, and it is not bad to watch the show, "Don't worry, I ruined your good thing just now, of course I can't spoil your good thing this time, you play with them first, I'll sleep first." ”
"Ah......... No kidding, this is a real monster, and you don't want me to be gnawed into a skeleton by them! Zhu Bajie wielded a nine-toothed nail rake to repel a spider, and begged Zhu Jun with a sweat.
No matter what Zhu Bajie said, Zhu Jun didn't move, and he had to take out some snacks from the ring as if by magic, and while eating, he cheered for Zhu Bajie, "Come on, Bajie, I'm optimistic about you, come on, catch one back and make a fried spider by the way." ”
"Hey, you're still eating, so inhuman." Zhu Bajie was so angry in his heart! Zhu Jun didn't help, even if he still ate it, how could he stand it, "Don't think about it." ”
After the words fell, Zhu Bajie resisted the attack of the spider spirit while walking slowly towards the shore, wanting to pull Zhu Jun into the water.
"Dead fat pig, there is really yours." Zhu Jun saw that Zhu Bajie had attracted people, and after scolding, he also jumped into the battle group, and when he was about to lead the river to attack, he forgot that the spider spirit still had a trick to use.
Before he could react, Zhu Jun felt that one hand could not be played, followed by the other hand, and his feet could not move, and then the reflection of the sun, Zhu Jun saw that his limbs were being wrapped around a straight transparent silk thread, like a steel wire, tightly fixed his limbs. Turn your head and look, okay! Zhu Bajie is no better, he is about to be wrapped into a silkworm chrysalis.
was just stunned, Zhu Jun's body was also wrapped in silk threads spit out of the spider's mouth, and only his head was still outside, "Stop, stop, stop, wait, can I change careers with you with delicious food?" ”
"Unless you exchange it for Tang monk meat." One of the giant spiders said, "Listen to the voice, it's the handsome girl."
"Then what if it's better than Tang monk meat?" Zhu Jun said.
"Oh? Is there anything more delicious than Tang monk meat? The giant spider asked curiously.
Zhu Jun saw that there was a play, and nodded busily, "Of course it's true, you let me down first, and I'll give it to you.......... What's wrong? Are you afraid that I won't be able to run away? ”
Maybe he was really confused by the delicious food, or really provoked by his agitation method, the spider spirit really put him down, and used his claws as sharp as a knife to help him cut through the spider webs on his body.
Zhu Jun landed on the ground, and after releasing his muscles and bones, he took out a large number of various snacks from the ring, "How about it, I haven't seen it!" They all change back into human form first, so that the food is interesting. ”
In the past, it was said that the preparation was insufficient, so Zhu Jun put a lot of various snacks, lunch boxes, pure water, etc. in the ring, in order to use them at critical times.
It's just that what he didn't expect was that it really came in handy.
It was exactly what he thought, woman! Regardless of whether it is a monster or a fairy, in front of snacks, at least half of them will fall, and a few spider spirits who have transformed into human forms have completely fallen after tasting the refined snacks of modern society, and they have been constantly tasting various flavors of snacks, completely forgetting about eating Tang monk's meat.
"How? I didn't lie to you! This is a good thing that can only be eaten by the gods in the sky, how can there be it in the world. Zhu Jun said with a smile.
As he spoke, he continued to take food out of the ring, but found a box of playing cards in a corner.
Well?
When did you get an extra box of playing cards?
In fact, even he himself forgot when he put it in, otherwise he would have taught Zhu Bajie to play poker and make a lot of time.
Anyway, if you have nothing to do, who can't you play with?
At least these spiders are quite good-looking, better than a pig's head and a fool!
So, Zhu Jun took out the empty card and said: "What's the point of having food and not playing, let's play the game, okay?" ”
It was the handsome spider spirit who answered, "What game?" ”
"Well, that's it." Zhu Jun raised the poker in his hand, "This thing is called playing cards, and it is the most popular game in the fairy world now, called fighting the landlord." ”
So, Zhu Jun began to teach these spiders to recognize cards, how to send them, they are all smart people, and they soon know how to play.
But there are only three people in the landlord, and he only has a deck of cards in his hand, so, in addition to him, the handsome spider spirit, he chose a little spider spirit with a loli face to play with.
The handsome spider spirit obviously did such a thing as gambling, and before the cards were dealt, he began to talk about the rules, "Do we have to count the lottery?" It's so boring to play like this. ”
Zhu Jun nodded in agreement, but they didn't have anything to bet on!
After thinking about it, Zhu Jun suddenly had a ghost idea, "After all, there are so many of us here, in order for everyone to be able to stay at night, let's adopt a rotation system, as long as whoever loses all their clothes, how about changing the next one?" ”
"Huh? It's interesting, so let's get started! The handsome spider spirit suddenly looked excited, I don't know if it was to lose it or to see Zhu Jun strip naked.
Seeing this scene, Zhu Jun had to wonder if all these spider spirits were used to running naked when they were spiders, and they became humans, but they were not used to wearing clothes?
"Let go of me, Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu, I want to participate in the ......... too" At this time, Zhu Bajie, who was tied up with meat balls, heard this good thing, and hurriedly came to the crowd and shouted that he wanted to join in......... (To be continued.) )