On the south gate street of Chunyu Town, the Wang family and his wife died in a car accident on the street, and the children of the losers who were living in the third middle school took a leave of absence in the second year and directly changed their street house into a barber shop. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info not only that, the Wang brothers and sisters also claimed to be self-taught, showing a handicraft of washing and cutting hair, and then pulled six "like-minded" guys in the same class to "drop out of school" and "found" the "Eight Immortals Barber Palace".

Wang Xitian, Wang Xijun.

Chen Chao, Lu Qiang.

Yang Feifei, Lin Chan, Shi Rou.

Plus Lei Feng......

Collectively known as the "Eight Immortals of Spring Rain Town"!

Among them, "Wang Xijun, Yang Feifei, Lin Chan, Shi Rou" are collectively known as the "Four Beauties". If it weren't for the peculiar aesthetics and turned themselves into "Kill Matt", in fact, the four of them would not be bad - if you ignore their average weight of more than 70 kilograms.

Maybe it's really like-minded, eight "kill Matt" aristocrats who even gave up discipline from their parents, have an excellent relationship, and even most of the time, the eight of them don't go home, they live on the second floor at night, pull elementary school students to practice their crafts during the day, study hairstyles when they have no business, and sometimes hum songs on the stereo......

......

Lin Shen recalled the information of the seven people, and found that although several people were the scum of learning, they were the tyrants of K songs, and he was overjoyed for a while!

"Clansmen!"

Lin Shen quickly followed the customs of the villagers in order to protect his life, and when he saw the seven immortals of Chunyu Town, he didn't talk nonsense, took out a piece of paper, wrote more than 100 words with a brush, turned off the stereo, and said loudly: "What's so good about this kind of mortal music?" Killing the Matt family has reached the most dangerous time, and everyone who kills Matt should let out a final roar! Get up—"

Lin Shen raised the paper in his hand: "This is a song I wrote specifically to promote the culture of killing Matt!" The song is called "Taimu Humanity", and we form a band called "Washing, Cutting and Blowing"! It will definitely be popular all over the country! ”

“......”

The seven immortals of Spring Rain Town looked at each other.

"Brother Feng, we are killing Matt, not the second second." Yang Feifei snatched the lyrics, "Braces girl...... But what about beauty? ...... My sister has such a powerful beauty tui? ......" she read, instantly embarrassed.

Six Immortals of Chunyu Town on the side: "......"

This reaction is different from the script, huh?

Lin Shen was a little puzzled.

"It's Vietnamese!" Lin Shen came up with a killer idea, "Let's kill Matt to write songs, can we use Mandarin?" Our words can only be understood with a Martian converter; Our songs, naturally, also need Martian converters to understand! ”

Seven Immortals of Spring Rain Town: "......"

We don't read much, don't lie to me......

"No way!"

Lin Shen gritted his teeth, jumped behind the barber chair in one step, covered his chest with his left hand, played Aaron Kwok's trick with his right hand, shook in front of him, and sang emotionally: "Sister with braces, what a beauty, my sister has such a powerful and beautiful tui......"

As soon as the chorus came out, it was earth-shattering.

Conquered a few people in an instant!

"We're going to shoot the MV!"

Lin Shen knows that the essence of this song is to kill Matt to wash, cut and blow, if you want to thunder people, just singing is not enough, you must have a visual impact!

The eight of them then took out the money, scraped together, and found that the food expenses were not enough for 200, and instantly dispelled the idea of buying a camera.

"I remembered that I had a DV camera at home, but the recording was broken." Wang Xitian suddenly remembered his father's relics.

"Bring it!"

Lin Shen waved his hand, "Camera, camera, it's just a word difference!" ”

Everyone took the camera, checked the nearest recording studio, and found that there is one in the county, although it is a personal recording studio, but it is several times cheaper than the professional one in the city, as long as 200 yuan per hour! If everything goes well, plus post-production, it can be done for less than 500 yuan!

Several people smiled...... Then gave up the urge to go to the recording studio.

Wang Xitian: "I still have a guitar at home. ”

Lin Shen: "......"

This song is actually not very demanding, an electronic music synthesizer, Lin Shen can get it; If you don't have synthesizers, you can have a piano, electric guitar, or drum kit. But if there are none...... Lin Shen thought for a while and gritted his teeth: "Yes!" I can play the guitar! You can use that iron foot basin as a drum kit again! ”

Seven Immortals of Spring Rain Town: "......"

Several people moved the props and closed the store directly.

What should I do if I don't have a recording device?

Mobile phone!

What about MV production?

Lin Shen!

How to say that the "previous life" is also the "music circle", although it is mixed badly, but a computer, the next software, it is barely possible to implant music into the video.

A strong cottage style floods the barber shop.

Lin Shen tuned the guitar and used his mobile phone to record himself playing and singing.

This song, the original version is called "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong", sung by men and women; The Vietnamese version is sung by the agricultural heavy metal rock band HKT, and the three men are called "washing, cutting and blowing" by netizens, with a thunderous appearance, imitated by many variety artists, and there are also spoof MVs in the online drama "Never Expected"; At this time, Lin Shen had a lot of "killing Matt" on hand, so he decided to dance with four women and sing with four men!

handed over the Chinese lyrics and mobile phone recordings to Wang Xitian, let the three of them teach themselves, Lin Chen carried the guitar, let the four women take the iron foot basin and other things, and went to the second floor to complete the "soundtrack" with him.

A few hours passed......

"Dangdang, Dangdang~Dangdang......" In the barber shop, the inferior soundtrack of the mobile phone sounded-

"Braces girl!"

"Cards."

Lin Shen was powerless to call a stop.

For a few hours, from noon to evening, Lin Shen even got the soundtrack, Wang Xitian, Chen Chao, and Lu Qiang still haven't practiced well!

It's not an accent issue – Lin Shen never asked for it to be like the Vietnamese version, in fact, the biggest problem for the trio is in the cut-off with the soundtrack. Maybe the soundtrack is too scummy, and recording it on the mobile phone and playing it again makes it even more scumbag, resulting in the three of them not being able to get it right, and it is not possible to change the order.

"I'll record it alone."

Anyway, it was a simple version, and Lin Shen promised to let the three of them perform in the deluxe version in the future, so he drove the three of them aside to be beautiful men quietly.

Gave up the recorded soundtrack - after all, it was really bad to record twice - Lin Shen picked up the guitar, turned on the recording on his mobile phone, and started live -

"Shi Rou!"

Lin Shen played the guitar - "Dangdangdang" - Shi Rou sat aside, grabbed a pair of chopsticks - "brush" - the sound was embedded in the guitar sound!

"Dangdang, Dangdang~Dangdang, Dangdang, Dang......"

The prelude sounded –

Yang Feifei picked up a stick and knocked it heavily on the iron basin in the distance!

The number of tones is one, the music is blended, and Lin Shen sings when he opens his mouth:

"Braces girl~~

But what a beauty~

My sister has such a powerful beauty tui~

Find an American girl and hold the hunting color in the air~

Let's go, hurry up, what's wrong girl?

......”

The instrument was miserable, but after a few hours of practice, it wasn't miserable. Lin Shen is now in this body, and his voice is still a little in the voice change period, but in the form of "chorus-main song-chorus", he sings "Taimu Human~~" to the end, which sounds weird!

How so?

There seems to be a kind of non-mainstream demonic nature-

You feel weird, but after listening to it, you can't help but want to listen to it again, but reason and the aesthetic that you have built up over the years tell you that you don't like this "beauty", but are fascinated by its "exoticism......

Succeed over and over again!

Lin Shen turned off the recording, listened to it, and found that in addition to the poor sound quality, the overall sound was not bad.

“ok！ Succeed with flying colors! Let's shoot the MV! ”

Lin Shen waved excitedly.

On the side, Wang Xitian and the others couldn't wait, quickly set up the venue, and rushed to sit in front of the barber's table.

DV digital camcorders have long been fixed!

Lin Shen, Wang Xitian, Chen Chao, Lu Qiang, the four men faced the mirror, sat on the swivel chair, and turned their backs to the camera; And Shi Rou, Wang Xijun, Yang Feifei, Lin Chan, the four girls stood behind the swivel chair, holding scissors and combs in their hands, and put them on the heads of Lin Shen and the four of them......

"Dangdang, Dangdang~Dang......"

Music on!

The four girls start to move, pretending to be a hairdressing girl!

"Braces girl~~"

In the mobile phone on the side, Lin Shen's singing voice finally sounded - Lu Qiang, on the far right, twisted his body, like a good voice mentor, lowered his head, shook his hair, turned the swivel chair, looked at the camera, posed his most satisfactory pose, and sang along with the music!

The four women exited.

Chen Chao, who was in second place, turned around with an explosive head and put his finger to his lips......

All of a sudden, the scene of "Jia Ling, Dapeng, and Shen Ling" forming a "fake aunt" in the variety show of another world - "Variety Show" and singing the Vietnamese version of "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" finally appeared in this world!