"Where am I?"

Lin Shen woke up from the darkness. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"You exist~ deep in my mind, my dreams ......" A mysterious voice sounded!

Lin Shen was taken aback: "Who?" ”

Mysterious: "I am Thor System. ”

"Thunderfur?"

Lin Shen was stunned and said tentatively: "Big brother is seeking wealth?" I still have half a box of instant noodles at home, and I'm willing to hand it over! - Don't be too little! I'd love to come up with more, but realistically, rob me - not by what you want, but by what I have ......"

The mysterious voice reacts quickly:

"I haven't been a big brother for many years~ I don't like uniform instant noodles~ Don't feed me sauerkraut, don't feed me rice noodles, I~ will turn my face!"

Lin Shen: "......"

Holding back "My chef is Master Kong", Lin Shen looked around: "Big brother has something you command, although the younger brother has no money, no color and no strength, he has a heart to serve you!" ”

It's flattering, but it works well.

The mystery man stopped singing, but asked a surprising remark:

"Do you remember what happened when you were alive?"

"Alive?"

Lin Shen was stunned.

"What life? Have I been struck by lightning? Lin Shen was a little confused.

The mysterious man sighed and said, "The answer is correct." Young man, from now on, you are the next Thor, save the ......"

"Wait!"

Lin Shen's mind was a little confused: "I-dead?" ...... Who are you? ”

The mysterious man said solemnly: "Please call me Thor System!" I did that thunder that slashed you! ”

“......”

Lin Shen pinched himself, found that it was not a dream, and was stunned for a long time: "I x you/uncle!" ”

The Thor system didn't care: "The egg is fixed, some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, he is still alive." Young man, although you die in this world, you will be reborn in another world as Thor. ”

"Thor? Rebirth? ”

Lin Shen looked curious.

Anyway, it's all dead, it's useless to talk too much, "Thor" is tall and tall when he hears it, whether it is Lei Gong in Eastern mythology, or Thor in Western mythology, they are all immortals! If you can be reborn from a down-and-out bar singer to a high-end and atmospheric Thor, how can you make money!

"Thor, the last god in this world!"

The Thor System said proudly: "I, the Thor System, am the inheritance left by Lord Hao Lei, the ancestor of Thor, before he died!" As long as you are thunder enough, you can become the next thunder god! ”

“......”

Lin Shen inexplicably had an ominous premonition.

The Thor system was already in his mind, and he could feel his doubts, so he replied: "That's a good guess!" Thor, the god of thunder! As long as you are thunderous, you will become the last god in this world! ”

Lin Shen: "I####"

The Thor system said proudly: "Back then, Lord 'Hao Lei' was the first harmonious god in the God Realm, and he was an indispensable concoction in the boring life of the God Realm, and he was the ......."

Isn't that funny!

Lin Shen's face was full of cows, and he hesitated: "Can I not do it?" ”

Thor System paused: "Of course you can." ”

"Ding!"

"The system will be unbound in 10 seconds!"

"Ding!"

"The host's soul is detected to be extremely weak, and after the system leaves, the host's soul will be scattered after 10 seconds...... 10、9、8、7......”

A series of system sounds!

“......”

Lin Shen: "I'll wipe it!" Stop me! I should! I should! I'm going to be Thor! ”

"Ding!"

"The system has been successfully bound! The host will be reborn in 2004, age 16, native of D Village, C Town, B County, A City, Z Province, China, with one mother, one sister and one sister in the family......"

A large amount of unfamiliar information poured into Lin Shen's mind!

......

I don't know how long it took, Lin Shen opened his eyes.

It was no longer dark, and it was as if I had arrived in a barbershop.

The shop is not small, with four shampoo points, four barber positions, three perm places, plus front and back desk tables and chairs, stairs, utility rooms, toilets...... About sixty square meters.

"Eight Immortals Barber Palace?"

Strange and familiar memories appeared in Lin Shen's mind, and soon, he set his eyes on the three men and four women in front of the mirror on the side—oh no, they were three "Kill Matt" teenagers and four "Kill Matt" girls...... But then, trembling, he turned around and looked at himself in the mirror......

"Who the hell is this demon?!"

Lin Shen was stunned! - The self in the mirror is actually a teenager with a hedgehog-like hairstyle!

"I ...... My name is Lei Feng?? ”

Lin Shen was shocked by his aristocratic status as "Kill Matt", but he was stunned by the name that appeared in his memory!

Lei Feng!

- It's just one word different from Uncle Lei Feng's name!

However, in this world, Lin Shen - oh no! - Lei Feng found that his name was unknown, even the "Uncle Lei Feng" who did good deeds without leaving a name, no one knew it......

This world is a parallel world!

Ancient history is the same, but some modern figures, such as many film and television stars and singers, have disappeared without a trace, and the only thing that has changed a little may be the literary world.

At least, Liang Jingu in martial arts is still there, and Aunt Qiong Yao in the romance world is still there, and the works of these writers are frequent guests on TV in China - but the actors have changed.

"It's actually a single-parent family......"

Lin Shen "recalled" his life: his family lived in the countryside, "Father Lei" died of illness in the sixth grade, and no one cared about "himself" in the second half of junior high school - that is, at the beginning of this year, he and seven "like-minded" "noble" friends in the same class took a break from school to "start a business" and opened this barber shop - oh no, it is a barber "palace"! ——Four men and four women, collectively known as the "Eight Immortals of Chunyu Town", monopolize the business of Chunyu No. 3 Middle School, and are worshiped by countless primary school students!

"I want to!"

Lin Shen glanced at his glasses, almost crying at his own ugliness, and suddenly picked up the scissors-

"Ding!"

The Thor system sounds:

"Attention! Note! 'Kill Matt Hairstyle' is an important source of energy to maintain the binding of the system, and can provide 'Thunder Points' every day: 1 point, once destroyed, the host must find new sustainable energy sources as soon as possible, once the 'Thunder Points' are cleared, the system will be automatically unbound, and the host will be wiped out! ”

“......”

Lin Shen's hand froze in mid-air: "'Thunder point'? Obliterate? What drops work? ”

"Ding!"

"'Thunder points' are the most important energy required by the system, which is used for the daily consumption of the system, as well as the random exchange function. Host's existing 'Thunderman Points': 21 points, attention! Note! The average daily consumption of the system is 12 points, the host must obtain the "Thunder Points" as soon as possible, once the "Thunder Points" are cleared, the system will be automatically unbound, and the host will be wiped out! ”

“！！！”

Lin Shen almost scolded!

21 o'clock!

Consume 12 points per day!

Even if you can get 1 point a day, it's enough to dry chicken feathers?

"Isn't that a cheat?" Lin Shen wanted to cry.

"Ding!"

"The host must obtain the 'Thunderman Points' as soon as possible, and the way to obtain them - as long as you are enough Thunderman, you are the god of this world!"

"Ding!"

"Tip 1: The more thunderers, the more 'thunder points';"

"Tip 2: The deeper the Thunderman, the more 'Thunderman Points';"

"Tip 3: The number of 'lightning points' obtained from face-to-face lightning to others is greater than that of media such as television and broadcasting networks, but the latter is more widely disseminated;"

"Tip 4: Have 'Thunder Points': 100 points, you can turn on the random exchange function."

Lin Shen stood in place.

It turns out that the way to get "Thunderman Points" is to go to Thunderman, and what I want to get from the average of 1 point a day is provided by this "Kill Matt" hairstyle.

But—

Lin Shen looked in the mirror.

"Isn't that thunderous enough? On the street of the south gate of Chunyu, people come and go, and it only increases by 1 point per day? And consuming 12 points a day - isn't this forcing me to move to Tian/An/Men to sing love deals to support myself? ”

Lin Shen was about to be driven crazy by himself!

"No! I can't sit still, I have to act! ”

Lin Shen closed his eyes, searching for the shape and means of the thunderous man in his mind, and in an instant, the appearance of La-dy-Ga-ga, Xiao S's red-clothed female ghost makeup, and Gong Linna's singing "Fahai, you don't understand love" appeared in his mind!

But that's a woman, huh?

The makeup ...... The concubine can't do it!

What else?

What else!

Lin Shen opened his eyes, and there were only a few demons in front of him looking in the mirror......

"Wait! Kill Matt! Barbershop! Washing, scissors and blowing!! Lin Shen Huo Ran got up!