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Han Liang's face was black when he watched the video!

Holding the view of "knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, and not being defeated in a hundred battles", Han Liang saw this "Huaguo Team Wins the World Cup" earlier than Lu Wang, and at the same time, he also saw "Real players TMD can't play!" ", "The Chinese team was stupid first", "The Chinese team was actually shot by the Dutch team 14 times"......

From the unexpected "return" to the World Cup, to the selection of players, to the group stage relying on "10, 0, 0 tactics", "earthquake", and "naked female fans" to advance to the top 16, this video makes Han Liang's brain jump!

"This bastard..."

Han Liang is very popular.

As a member of the hacked national football team, every laugh in the video is a "poof" knife to him.

Although from the perspective of language sharpness, this one is not as good as a talk show, but it integrates films, variety shows, videos, jokes, music, etc., and the "attack power" generated far exceeds that of "God Dubbing" and "Talk Show", and the dissemination is far more than the two.

And what really made Han Liang want to vomit blood was the 1:0 victory of the Chinese team over Portugal!

In response to this quarter-final battle, the commentator said this-

"The result of this game was something that many viewers did not expect, and the Huaguo team still lined up 10, 0, and 0 in this game. Although Portugal, like Argentina, was completely unable to adapt to this style of play, and the Chinese team still did not score until the 89th minute of the game, it was often enough to kill the kick. ”

"Let's take a look at the goals of the Chinese team-"

When Han Liang of the Huaguo team got the ball in the backfield, he was aiming at the opponent's half-court corner flag and wanted to delay the game, but he didn't expect the ball to fly straight to the opponent's door. And at this time the goalkeeper of the Portuguese team was sleeping in the goal, and he didn't react at all......"

Hearing this, Han Liang's blood pressure soared!

Why are you hacking me again?

Where is the corner flag?

That's both sides!

Aim for the corner flag only to kick the ball straight into the opposing goal, while the opposing goalkeeper is still sleeping? You're so hacky, and others have to be reasonable, okay?!

Han Liang almost had a gasp.

And just as he was fucking up, an ad appeared-

"Our kicking footwork is stinky, our physical strength is not good, but we are not simple, we drink more than anyone else when we go to the bar, and we can only do it at this time! ――Twist Beer, the official partner of Huaguo players! ”

This ad is really black.

Han Liang couldn't help but vomit blood and watched, following this advertisement, the battle of the top four came.

Hua Guo vs Germany.

In the video, the Chinese team eliminated the German team 1:0 by bribing the "Mussolini" referee with the same name as the leader of the Italian fascist party in World War II; Then, in the semi-finals, the Chinese team defeated the Japanese team, an ally of the German team, after eight years of resistance and successfully advanced to the finals!

Han Liang was a little afraid to look at it.

His little heart couldn't stand it.

But when it came to the finals, he still decided to take a look, but, within a few seconds, he regretted it, because at the beginning of the final, his name appeared again in the video-

"The Huaguo team kicked off, and now it is Han Liang who has the ball! Han Liang is an athlete we are very familiar with, he is 80 kilograms tall and weighs 1.87 meters. His ball guard is a lot like Henry's. Look, he's starting to protect the ball! ”

"It's incredible! Han Liang's ball protection was as long as 89 minutes! ”

When he heard this explanation, Han Liang's heart was broken.

He once boasted about his ball protection, but the 89-minute ball protection was simply too frustrating!

"Leifeng !!"

Han Liang wanted to vomit blood.

You're only 80 kilograms tall!

You're only 1.87 meters in weight!

Don't bring this!

He was so depressed that he couldn't stand it anymore, he didn't change his clothes anymore, and ran to the training ground with a football in his arms!

"Still training?"

One person walked into the locker room.

But it's Hao Haixi!

He glanced at Han Liang, who was running away, and then turned his head to look at the laptop on the table next to him.

"What are you looking at?"

Hao Haixi glanced at it and didn't pay much attention to it.

“...... Seeing that the 90-minute game is coming to an end - wait a minute, someone in the Brazilian penalty area has fallen, it is Hao Haixi! ”

Hao Haixi was stunned!

Hao Haixi stood in the Brazilian penalty area for 89 minutes, and finally fell due to physical exhaustion. Penalty kick! ”

The sound in the video is ringing!

Hao Haixi stepped forward.

In the laptop screen, his figure appeared, and at the same time, a passionate speech imitating Huang Jianxiang began-

"Huaguo won a penalty! It's amazing! Hao Haixi has made meritorious contributions! Don't give Brazil a chance! Great Chinese team players! He inherited the excellent tradition of Huaguo's sick seedlings! Lin Daiyu, Jia Baoyu, and Fang Shiyu are possessed by their souls at this moment! Hao Haixi alone represents the excellent history and tradition of Chinese football, and he is not alone at this moment! The penalty is in! Theoretical dead end! Long live Chinese football!!!! ”

Hao Haixi: "......"

This... I...

What the...

You are paralyzed!

Hao Haixi's heart collapsed suddenly, who did I provoke, what is the situation, it is unreasonable, I have just finished training, and my teeth have not been brushed yet!

"Arise, hungry slave~"

"Arise, all the people who are suffering~"

"The blood is boiling,"

"Fight for the truth!"

"The old world is a falling flower,"

"Slaves get up, get up!"

"Don't say we have nothing,"

"We want to be the masters of the world!"

“....”

In Hao Haixi's confused face, the video finally came to an end, and a bloody song sounded, but it was the Chinese version of "The Internationale"!

This national anthem of the Soviet Union in the 20s of the last century, the most famous song of the international communist movement, is also present in this world, but the Chinese version has never been heard.

Hao Haixi was stunned when he heard it!

When the "Internationale" was sung, the video also ended, and at the same time, this "Chinese Team Wins the World Cup", which is only more than ten minutes long, began to spread like a virus!

"The Lonely Shadow of Heaven and Earth Let Me Go";

"Party C and Party D";

"The Big Guy";

a series of Fang Long's films;

"The Love of My Life";

Happy Dictionary;

football commentary;

"News Network";

...

beer commercials;

"The Internationale"!

Combining these many works, using jokes to connect them, describing the ball game with major nonsensical ideas, using parody dubbing, using classic soundtracks as the background, and filling in the lyrics for "The Internationale" as the Chinese as the ending...... Compared with the other world, Lei Feng's "Huaguo Team Wins the World Cup" here is simply terrifying!

The song "The Lonely Shadow of Heaven and Earth Let Me Go" has already stunned countless people;

Not to mention that there is also a "Internationale", for the sake of a spoof video, I wrote the lyrics to "The Internationale", and I filled it out well, it's crazy!

As soon as "Huaguo Team Wins the World Cup" came out, it immediately spread.

The internet is boiling!

"Shuai Lei Lei has a new work!"

"This one scares me!"

"6 over!!"

"Kneel and beg for the background music at the beginning!"

"His footprints are in every bar, every casino, every bathhouse that the players frequent......"

"Bojiyama orz"

"They've only been here for half a month, and they're almost out of our stock of beers, and we don't have enough young ladies -- Hitler's conversation is hilarious!"

"The 'Sitler Masterpiece: Mussolini is an SB, Done!' , really poked me laughing, hahaha, the Hitler here is so cute. ”

"Hahaha, self-wei team, Japanese..."

"Lei Feng is really talented!"

"Great love handsome Lei Lei!"

"Laugh at me! The Huaguo team has won every game! ”

"Han Liang and Hao Haixi were hacked so badly 2333"

"Han Liang's ball protection is as long as 89 minutes~"

"I feel sorry for the national football team..."

“...”

There are countless messages on the Internet, even though "Huaguo Team Wins the World Cup" is only a dozen minutes, but it contains too many things, which is not only regarded as the Bible by the black national football army, but also has entered the eyes of many musicians!

Especially the last "Internationale", which was not popular at the beginning, when "The Chinese Team Won the World Cup" was completely spread, it scared many people!

Therefore, when netizens independently picked out this song and posted it on the Internet, this song, which was only a "cover", began to hit the list of "Huayin World" of Chinese-Korean music exchanges on its own! (To be continued.) )