Chapter 1: You Are My Husband
"Well, instant noodles, ham sausage, and coke, it's almost guaranteed to eat tonight. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info" Yang Meng counted the contents of the shopping bag while counting the money in the wallet, and after verifying that it was correct, he walked to the front desk of the supermarket to pay, picked up the dinner and walked home leisurely.
Yang Meng, male, 17 years old, an ordinary senior high school student, both grades and family are very ordinary, not good or bad, and in the class, it is only the kind that is most easily forgotten. The only thing worth praising is his appearance, a pair of standard peach blossom eyes, a tall nose bridge, and slightly upturned corners of his mouth, which can be said to be a beautiful boy with a partial demeanor. It's a pity that this delicate face is always covered by the sea in front of his forehead, and the messy hair seems to have never been washed for more than ten years, and the mustache on his lips that is about to grow in adolescence looks like a homeless man who has run out of some garbage heap, and who cares about his appearance.
Of course, Yang Meng didn't care about this, he was leisurely shaking his shopping bag, humming a little song, and his eyes swept over the beauties coming and going on the street from time to time.
It's already the middle of August, this kind of weather can be said to be the season that otaku love to go to the street, there are endless white thighs on the road, and when you see the best, you can also whistle happily, which is also a great pleasure in life.
"Whew~ I'm finally home." Yang Meng finally saw the mouth of the alley where his house was located, although he could enjoy a lot of beautiful scenery along the way, but the scorching sun in August was not covered, and after walking for so long, Yang Meng felt that he could directly serve it with some cumin.
Yang Meng quickened his pace, ready to rush to the house in one go, and then take a sip of cold Coke, how refreshing it tasted. However, at the moment when the alley was turned.
"Bump!" Yang Meng was hit by something and took two steps back.
Sometimes the encounter between the hero and heroine is so clichΓ©. Yang Meng looked at the things in front of him and couldn't help but sigh.
It was a very beautiful girl who bumped into him, Yang Meng didn't know it, and the first reaction of a beast like Yang Meng should be to watch the beauty swallow a mouthful of saliva first, instead of standing there stupidly, and said "Huh" for a long time. But this girl is really too strange. She is dressed a bit like the beauties in the current costume films, the pink coat is folded on the chest, the neckline of the white undershirt can be seen, she wraps herself tightly, ties a knot at the waist, and there are two small bells hanging at the lower end of the knot. The lower body is wearing a long white dress, and only the small feet wearing light blue cloth shoes are visible.
Her hairstyle is also very peculiar, and it is also the kind of double hanging hair that can only be seen in costume films, and this hairstyle is about the only hairstyle that can only be successfully done by a beautiful woman who allows the hairstylist to tinker with her head for two or three hours when taking a costume photo.
"Uh, aren't you hot?" Yang Meng looked at it for a long time, and finally asked the question he wanted to ask the most.
"Yikes!" Only then did the woman react, took a small step back, and looked at Yang Meng with a somewhat timid expression, "No, it's not hot." β
"Oh, that's good." Although Yang Meng likes to look at beautiful women, he is not a nymphomaniac, he replied lightly, bypassed the girl in front of him, and walked home.
However, just as he was about to walk past the strange girl, the hem of Yang Mengjue's own clothes seemed to be grabbed.
"Then, that, is it Yang Gongzi?"
Son? What the hell is this called, Yang Meng turned to look at this strange girl.
The girl's character is not very high, just to Yang Meng's shoulder, I saw her head down, a pair of white and tender hands pinching the hem of Yang Meng's T-shirt, two blushes flew on her face, and she looked very cute with a shy look.
"The little, little woman's name is Song Yixue."
"Send a blood? Do you still have a brother named Giving Away? When Yang Meng heard this name, she couldn't help but feel anxious about the IQ of her parents, so she chose this name well, and she was not afraid that she would suddenly collapse that day.
"Ah, no, the little girl has no brother." The cute girl probably felt that it was not suitable to drag Yang Meng so much, so she let go of her hand, and put her two index fingers together to poke and poke uneasily, "The little girl is a fairy, this, this time I came specifically to find Yang Gongzi." β
"Huh?" Yang Meng blinked, carefully examined the girl, searched around, and found nothing suspicious.
"What are you doing?" Yang Meng couldn't help but think of those beauties who suddenly stripped naked in front of passers-by, and then a hidden camera recorded the boring programs of various passers-by's reactions.
"Huh? No, it's not. Song Yixue was a little anxious and a little incoherent, "The little girl secretly went to see her marriage today, and only then did she know that the son was the little girl's future and future ...... Husband, so he ...... "It's about the next words that are too embarrassing, Song Yixue has already buried her head in the ground, and she is embarrassed to continue."
Yang Meng began to feel a little sympathetic to this girl, these days, actors are not so easy to be, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, saying this in front of strangers, obviously requires courage.
"Okay, okay, do you have something to do with me?"
Song Yixue buried her head lower, "Yes, that's it, after the little woman peeked at her marriage, she was plotted by her sister, she secretly ran behind me and threw the little woman into the realm, my sister is really bad......"
"Oh." Yang Meng was a little embarrassed when he heard it, did anyone really watch such a mentally retarded show, "Then how did you find me?" β
Song Yixue hurriedly raised her wrist and put it in front of Yang Meng's eyes, only to see a circle of red threads tied to her snow-white arms, some vaguely unreal, some like 3D projections, "This is Grandpa Yue's red line, I can only find Gongzi by following the red line." β
Yang Meng subconsciously also looked at his wrist, and sure enough, there was also a faint red line, Yang Meng couldn't help but use his other hand to fish, but he went straight through. "What kind of high-tech is this, it's amazing."
"The little woman has no relatives in the lower realm, so she has to, she has to ......"
"I have to come to your future husband?" Yang Meng really couldn't stand Song Yixue's appearance that she was about to go underground, and couldn't help but help her finish speaking.
"Hmm." Song Yixue nodded vigorously, but still didn't raise her head.
"Okay, my house is in front, and there is no one else in the family now, so you can stay at my house first." Yang Meng replied, Okay, maybe this is just a housegirl with some strange ideas, who had some small conflicts with her family, and made up these nonsense, just to find someone to take him in. But why does she know that my surname is Yang? Could it be that he has had a crush on me for a long time and can find such a reason to approach me?
"The little woman knows this, this is really a little embarrassing, but ......" Song Yixue was still poking her fingers with her head down, and suddenly reacted to what Yang Meng was saying in the middle of speaking, "Really, really, is the father-in-law and son-in-law really willing to take me in." β
"yes, I can't see my future wife on the streets." Yang Meng spread out his hand and made a joke along with Song Yixue's words.
"Gongzi and Gongzi are really good people." Song Yixue excitedly put her hands together on her lower abdomen, squatted slightly, and made a gesture towards Yang Meng.
"Huh." Yang Meng, who was inexplicably issued a good person card, led the fairy Song Yixue back to his home.
"Well, you can sit casually." Yang Meng put down the dinner in his hand, poured a glass of water for Song Yixue and put it on the coffee table.
Although Yang Meng is a little sloppy, it is strange that his house is cleaned up in an orderly manner.
"Okay, thank you, Childe." Song Yixue walked to the front of the coffee table, and did not do it on the sofa, but pressed her legs with her hips and sat there on her knees.
Yang Meng was on the sofa and looked at Song Yixue's sitting posture very curiously, it seemed to be the standard sitting posture of a long, long time ago, this girl was completely immersed in her own world.
"Hey, you said you were an immortal, right, could it be a spell or something."
Song Yixue nodded very seriously, "Well, the little girl knows some Qimen Dunjia techniques." β
Qimen Dunjia? It seems to be a very powerful spell.
"Can you put on a show?" Yang Meng asked with some expectation.
Probably sensing that Yang Meng didn't believe his words, Song Yixue was slightly angry.
"Childe, please take a look."
After speaking, he stretched out his hands and looked at the cup of water on the coffee table emptyly.
Yang Meng began to look forward to it, what can this glass of water conjure? Will it simply freeze into ice, or can you summon a water doll? However, Yang Meng stared at the water for a long time, and the water in the quilt didn't move, and he didn't even see a ripple. Yang Meng looked up at Song Yixue suspiciously.
"Alright, alright." Yang Meng hurriedly interrupted Song Yixue's spell casting, only to see that this girl was puffing out her cheeks, and her little face was flushed, if she continued like this, Yang Meng was worried that she would not hold her breath, in case something happened, she was afraid that she would not be able to eat and walk away.
"The little woman forgot." Song Yixue looked down sadly, and her watery eyes seemed to be dripping water, "The Nether is now an era when the aura is exhausted, and the little woman is the magic weapon of the major, in the space without spiritual power, the little woman can't cast spells without the magic weapon." β
"Uh-huh, yes, I understand." Yang Meng nodded in agreement, I actually believed that you could turn water into flowers, and my brain was really broken: "Then do you have your parents' mobile phone numbers?" β
"The little girl's parents are in the fairy world. There is no way to get through to the nether. Song Yixue explained.
Well, I guess that's the case too. Yang Meng lowered his head with a black line; "Okay, then you can stay in that room tonight." Yang Meng pointed to a room, "My mother used to sleep there, but I ...... it half a year ago, so let's not talk about her." Let's go and rest for a while. β
After saying that, he left the sofa, walked into his room, closed the door, and picked up his mobile phone.
"Hello? Psychiatric hospitals? You haven't lost a single female psychopath there today. β