Chapter 185: Special Chapter "Three Kingdoms" (He Alliance Master 3402, Rain)
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Paste it, Leifeng Tower.
Lei Feng: "Is there someone who wants to act?" ”
The snake spirits: "I want it!" ”
Lei Feng: "There is wood and there is a venue?" ”
The snake spirits: "I have it, I have it!" ”
Lei Feng: "Does anyone know how to animate special effects?" ”
Serpents: "I will, I will!" ”
Lei Feng: "Is there wood and someone invests?" ”
Serpent spirits: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" ”
Thereupon......
A "Three Kingdoms" that promotes Chinese square dance culture was filmed reasonably!
......
......
Light rain stayed in the room.
As a second-tier artist, she is one of the members of the Chinese delegation of the Sino-Korean music exchange, which is here in Europe at this time.
"I'm so homesick."
A light rain lay on the windowsill.
She picked up the milk, mixed it with half a glass of water, and took a sip: "The taste of home." ”
The concert in Greece made her a little sad.
"It would be nice if 'Chinese Style' could write songs for me, forget it, don't dream, it must be a public account made by several Taishan Beidou in the music industry;
Xiaoyu pouted.
She clicked on the computer notebook next to her and logged on Weibo.
"Hey, Lei Feng has a new work?"
Xiaoyu was stunned.
She saw the "New Year's masterpiece".
"Lei Feng's song is actually good, but it's too thunderous."
Xiaoyu clicked on the video.
She took a deep breath, ready to be thundered.
[Rub~]
The video clicked on, and under the lightning and thunder, the "Thundercloud Club" logo appeared.
"No matter how many times I watch it, I feel curious."
Xiaoyu touched her forehead, and after seeing the dynamic logo, the video unfolded like a big-budget movie, and in the background music and scene of the ancient rhyme, a sentence of text emerged-
[The sky is dead, the yellow sky should stand, the age is in Jiazi, and the world is auspicious]
Xiaoyu didn't see it clearly.
She didn't have time to take a closer look, and a figure appeared!
"Where is this?"
Lei Feng looked around.
From the perspective of Lei Feng, the mountains in the distance are undulating and mist-shrouded, like a landscape painting splashed with ink, but in the near distance is an animated thatched house, like the ancient one.
"I crossed over?"
Lei Feng touched his face: "Such a strong historical atmosphere, it must be one of the four masterpieces, did I become Jia Baoyu?" ”
Xiaoyu: "......"
Through...
Why do they have to be the Four Great Classics?
You're too quick to accept it!
"Brother Pig~"
Just as Xiaoyu was staring at Lei Feng, who was smiling obscenely, a girl's voice came from a distance.
"Brother Pig?"
Lei Feng trembled!
Xiaoyu raised her eyebrows, only to hear a loud and "miserable" background music sound-
"I haven't been a pig brother for many years~~ I don't go into the cold pigsty~~"
The blood vessels on Xiaoyu's head jumped.
Another good song has been ruined!
She glared at Lei Feng angrily, only to see that in the soundtrack, the latter stared at the broken thatched house with teary eyes: "This can't be Gao Laozhuang, right?" ”
"Brother Zhuge !"
A little girl appears.
Xiaoyu's eyes lit up.
The little girl is played by the slender one she likes very much.
"Zhuge ?"
Xiaoyu looked at Xian Xian, listened to Xian Xian's shout, and was stunned for a moment. She looked at the picture, and the camera cut to Lei Feng's perspective, and when she turned to Xian Xian, on Xian Xian's head, like an NPC in the game, three words appeared-
[Huang Yueying]!
“......”
Xiaoyu was speechless, only to see Leifeng's tiger body shocked!
"Huang Yueying..."
"Brother Zhuge ..."
"I am..."
"Zhu, Ge, Liang!?"
In the picture, Lei Feng's whole body suddenly glowed!
Xiaoyu looked at it blankly, only to see Lei Feng, who was glowing all over, and grabbed Huang Yueying, played by Xian Xian: "Come with me to fight the world!" ”
Xiao Huang Yueying: "I haven't brushed my teeth yet..."
Lei Feng: "Brush as you go!" ”
"Wash, scrub, I, oh! Wash and scrub scrub, uh-huh~ oh oh! ...”
Music on!
Picture everything -
I arrived at a pork stall!
In front of the pork stall, Lu Qiang, dressed as an ancient, held a brush in one hand and pork in the other, singing "Wash and Brush" that Lei Feng had made for advertising a long time ago, while dancing a weird dance!
[Zhang Fei]!
The name of the NPC also appeared on Lu Qiang's head!
"Come with me to fight the world!"
"If you want to get my allegiance, win me first!"
Lei Feng had a conversation with "Zhang Fei", and he heard the light rain full of black lines.
"What the hell is this video?"
The corners of Xiaoyu's mouth twitched.
But soon, her whole body was covered in black lines.
Because after Zhang Fei shouted "Win me", Xiao Huang Yueying immediately stood up - in the picture, the figures of "Huang Yueying" and "Zhang Fei" flashed, and it turned into a fighting game PK scene, and the two stood on a virtual stage with blood bars on their heads!
Zhang Fei holding pork;
Huang Yueying took out two green onions.
"Allah Boom ~ Ah Brother Beat Brother"
"Abali Gangra ~ Ooh Gangra"
"Babaal Baba~ Baal Baal"
"Baal, Lili, Li, ......"
"Song of Throwing Onions"!
The lens gave Slim!
Xian Xian danced and danced with green onions, green onions waved, and one after another "light blades" flew towards Zhang Fei!
"Wash and scrub scrub, oh oh!"
Zhang Fei also danced, waved the pork in his hand, stopped the "light blade", and then pulled out a handful of "pig hair", the special effect flashed, and flew towards Huang Yueying like a steel needle.
Brush!
Huang Yueying's blood bar decreased, and she was defeated.
Xiaoyu: "......"
Her mouth was open.
This broken dance...
What the hell is this?
Xiaoyu was stunned by this nonsensical video.
"Wait! This can't be-" Xiaoyu was suddenly shocked, "This can't be another propaganda square dance, right?!" ”
She's staring at the video!
In the picture, Huang Yueying was defeated, and Lei Feng stood up in person.
"You are the edge of my sky, the most beautiful cloud~"
"Let me keep you with my heart......"
Music on!
"The Most Dazzling National Style"!
Lei Feng skillfully danced this square dance aunt's must-order track, turned his head to look at Zhang Fei, and his eyes were suddenly as cold and sharp as Hong Kong Man!
Brush!
Picture everything!
In a room, there was a plate of fried pork with green onions on the table, Zhang Fei held the wine glass, and fell drunk on the wine table - "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, pour wine and let you stay~~ Always sing the most dazzling national style, is the most beautiful posture in the whole sky~~"
In the midst of the song, Lei Feng finished dancing and captured Zhang Feisheng!
"This can't really be a square dance compilation??? right?"
Off-screen, Xiaoyu is dumbfounded!
Brush Brush Brush!
She was still shocked by the three-stage dance that appeared in a short period of time, and she saw Lei Feng stripping the "drunk" Zhang Fei's clothes and pants!
“......”
Xiaoyu looked confused.
She stared at Lei Feng, who showed a lewd smile in the camera, only to see the latter take out a pen and paper behind herself, facing Zhang Fei who was playing a mosaic, and for a while, the pen was like flying, drawing a comic version of Zhang Fei!
"Follow me to fight the world, otherwise, your naked paintings will be made public!"
Lei Feng crossed his waist and laughed!
Burst~~~
Light rain directly look at the spray!
"Woo woo woo~"
In the video, Zhang Fei, who was drawn a nude photo, grabbed his clothes and shed tears, and Xiaoyu's heart exploded!
Nude painting!
Nude painting!
How can this be?!
Xiaoyu looked at the cartoon "naked painting" that Lei Feng held in his hand - the key point was even marked with a mosaic! - She was full of cows for a while......