"Wash and Brush"!

"Song of Throwing Onions"!

"The Most Dazzling National Style"!

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Three-part dance.

I can see that the light rain is full of black lines.

She was almost certain that this was a work made to promote square dancing, a strange subject that God knows why an underage boy loves it so much!

She stared at the video.

In the video, Lei Feng, who "subdued" Zhang Fei, began to walk on the "game map" again.

Soon, the three of them came to a date stand.

One person is selling red dates.

This is a man with a beard, played by Wang Xitian.

[Guan Yu]!

On Wang Xitian's head, the NPC name floated.

"This is the bearded man?"

Xiaoyu looked at the fat "Guan Yu" who was dressed in green clothes and a green hat and had a sassy beard, and couldn't believe his eyes.

Lei Feng: "Come with me to fight the world!" ”

Guan Yu got up slowly-

"Who is in the ear, saying, love me will never change~"

"Just for this sentence, aha, sell jujubes for three years~"

"The rain is heartbroken, the wind sheds tears..."

"Once in a Thousand Years"!

Xiaoyu watched Guan Yu dance sluggishly.

After singing "The water of West Lake, my tears, I am willing to turn into a red face for you~", Guan Yu's face "Brush!" It suddenly became red, and I was caught off guard by the light rain!

The red-faced Guan Gong...

Xiaoyu almost burst into a foul mouth.

"Even "Once in a Thousand Years" can't escape the clutches!"

She has a deep hatred for square dancing!

This song is one she likes very much, when she saw the fat white lady with a gas bottle, she couldn't wait to shoot Lei Feng to death, and now she sees that this song has also been changed to a square dance version, and the resentment against Lei Feng in her heart is suddenly so thick!

"It's not because of the red face that you sell dates~"

"It's just because of selling dates that I'm red-faced~"

"The moment when the beard is pulled ~"

"All vows are broken..."

In the adapted version of "I Miss You Not Because I'm Lonely", Lei Feng danced the fifth square dance and took out a razor-

Whew!

With a beard and a feather, in an instant, the cheeks are smooth!

On the chin, a hair-like black and silky beard appears!

“@#￥%！”

Xiaoyu vomited blood.

Whether it's changing the song or shaving, where did the long beard in the middle come from?

Can it get longer and longer?

But before she vomited blood, Guan Yu, who found out that she had become a "beautiful bearded man", knelt down on one knee: "From today on, you are my eldest brother!" Does big brother eat dates? Little brother help you wash dates! ”

"Scrub scrub scrub..."

In the song, the animated cartoon version of Lei Feng was immersed in a pool of peach blossom ponds, and the haired public relations Yu began to help him rub his back.

"Jujube washing...... Take your sister's bath! ”

I can't stand the light rain!

Two big men, bare-yorking together, rubbing together - even though it's an animated version, it's disgusting; Also, what the hell is that big peach floating on the water?

This peach is too big, isn't it?

Xiaoyu was spraying rice, but when he saw that in the peach blossom pool, the cartoon version of Lei Feng kicked on the big peach - the big peach moved, and a cartoon Zhang Fei came out of the water!

“......”

That big peach......

Is it the ass?

@#￥%...

Xiaoyu rubbed her eyes, she was really full of cows!

"Today, we are all together, Taoyuan San undressed," Lei Feng kicked out Zhang Fei, looked at the two, and said, "If you don't mind, Taoyuan San Jieyi?" ”

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei: "Big brother!" ”

In the sluggish light rain, the legendary "Taoyuan Three Knots" appeared like this-

"Big brother wants to dominate the world?"

"What do you think, second child?"

"In my opinion, we don't have the money to recruit troops, we only have to earn prestige for people to vote! Now that the princes of the Eighteenth Road are asking Dong Zhuo, we have to go with us! ”

"Good!"

In the middle of the words, a man holding a bunch of straw sandals (Liu Bei, played by the bar friend "Three Guns Dingjiangshan") cried and was blind in the thatched house, Zhuge , Guan, Zhang and Huang, and the four of them stepped on the "game map" and went to the Tiger Prison Pass!

Xiaoyu stared blankly.

In the animation, three characters appear -

[Tiger Prison Pass]!

Camera switch!

In the animation, the strong wind blows, and the princes of the Eighteen Roads gather at the Tiger Prison Pass.

In front of a camp, someone is fighting!

"Oops!"

One person fell off the horse!

But it's Sun Jian (played by the "God Man Who Loves to Sleep")!

"Rest my lord!"

Zu Mao yelled! (Bar friend "Corpse Xiaoxiao")

The music sounded -

"I'm going to gallop into your arms~~"

Zu Mao rode forward in song!

Swish!

A flash of sword light flashed, and Zu Mao's head fell to the ground!

"Who else?!"

One person is holding a big knife and standing in front of the Tiger Prison Pass!

But it's General Dong Zhuo [Huaxiong]! (Bar friend "3402, Rain")

"The last general is willing to fight!"

"The last general is willing to fight!"

On the side of the princes of the Eighteen Roads, the two of them shouted!

Yu Shi (played by "Mr. Gao") and Pan Feng (played by "Red, Red and Blue Sky") rode to Huaxiong!

"I'm going to gallop into your arms~~"

Swish!

Swish!

Two will hit the streets!

Off-screen.

Xiaoyu: "......"

This is a tease than... Where did you find the group performances?

She's got black lines all over her head!

A song "Riding a Horse and Galloping", only one sentence appeared, and it actually made several people use their upper bodies on the "horse" to perform a square dance of "going to death"!

Crazy ~

The light rain can't stand it.

And at this time, just when the princes of the Eighteenth Road were panicked and helpless, the four people who had not been seen for a long time appeared!

Guan Yu appeared: "Look at me cutting off Hua Xiong's head!" ”

Lei Feng: "Let's drink this wine!" ”

Guan Yu: "Pour the wine, watch me warm the wine and kill Huaxiong!" ”

Brush!

Xiaoyu once again saw the PK screen in the fighting game.

Guan Yu vs Hua Xiong!

The picture is so wonderful that you can't see anything clearly.

The cow is full of face in the light rain...

I really can't see anything~

What the hell is a black shadow flashing all over the screen?

She stared, and in the video, music suddenly sounded - "I'm a stinky stinky stinky foot ~~ I want to kick it, but I can't kick it anyway ~~ ......"

The picture is clear!

Guan Yu and Hua Xiong are fighting in a dance way, only to see the left foot go, the right foot back, in this song "I Am a Stinky Foot" of the original black national football team, you come and go, from dawn to dark....

"Didn't you say that Wenjiu killed Huaxiong?"

Xiaoyu looked at the screen, only to see that Huaxiong finally couldn't hold on, leaving a sentence of "Your feet stink", foaming at the mouth, and falling to the ground and dying!

"Poof!"

Xiaoyu spit out the rice, and saw the red-faced Guan Yu walking back to the camp, taking the wine glass in Lei Feng's hand and drinking it!

"This wine is still warm!"

He touched his beard!

Lens everything-

"The second brand thermos cup, pretending to be a must-have!"

Guan Yuru was shopping on TV, raising the glass in his hand, "You deserve it!" ”

Xiaoyu: "......"

She opened her mouth.

After the advertisement, in the animation, a man dressed in a red brocade robe with a hundred flowers, wearing a beast-faced head-swallowing chain armor, and holding a Fang Tian painting halberd appeared.

"Lu Bu among people, red rabbit among horses; Lu Bu is here, who will suffer death! ”

This Lu Bu, played by the "Leifeng Tower" bar friend "Two People One World," sits majestically on a red rabbit horse - oh no!

It is a "dirt-eating" horse.

Xiaoyu stared at the animated "soil-eating" horse, only to see that it was constantly eating soil......