Ergou is a talkative man, although his cultural level is not high, he has unique opinions on many things, and it is inevitable to use some vulgar sentences when commenting, but Zheng Yichen listens kindly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It feels like watching my grandfather and card friends play cards and chat under the banyan tree at the entrance of the village when I was a child, and I was constantly foul-mouthed, and then I found myself listening attentively and admonished: "You can't learn these words, otherwise your parents will make trouble for me." ”

The second good impression that Ergou gave him was his confession, and between the lines, he did not hesitate to point out one point: I am with the purpose of hugging my thighs, getting close to you, having a good relationship, and seeking a promotion and salary increase.

This kind of true color is revealed, which makes Zheng Yichen admire, although Ergou is utilitarian, at least people don't play double-faced and three-edged means, which is much better than those who do not hesitate to use other colleagues as stepping stones in order to get to the top.

The car drove downstairs to Zheng Yichen's house, and after he got out of the car, he said to Ergou: "Wait a minute, I have something for you to take to Director Gao." ”

Others did not hesitate to work overtime to drive themselves home, and the intention was also obvious, so they naturally wanted to exchange courtesies and help the second dog.

He took three steps and made two steps, pedaled up the stairs, put the lunch box at the door, and prepared to put it in the garbage bag tomorrow and throw it away, and when he opened the door, he saw Li Xuan sitting on the sofa, staring at Robin who was lying on the ground.

Zheng Yichen didn't pay attention to it, he went directly to the bedroom and took out two boxes of moxa sticks, hurriedly walked downstairs, handed the moxa sticks to Ergou, and ordered: "You go to the vegetable market to buy a few pieces of ginger, and then buy more aconite cakes at the pharmacy, I will tell you the essentials of moxibustion and moxibustion, you go back and repeat it to Director Gao." Remember! Remind him that you bought all these things. ”

Ergou was overjoyed when he heard this, knowing that he had really bet on the right treasure, he listened attentively to Zheng Yichen's explanation, and when he encountered something he didn't understand, he would raise his hand to ask questions, just like a good student who listened carefully.

After pointing out the second dog, Zheng Yichen said goodbye to him, walked up the stairs slowly, pushed open the hidden door, closed it casually, and came to the living room, but found that there was a person and a cat, who didn't seem to move for half a minute, maintaining a confrontational posture, Li Xuan's eyes showed a trace of incomprehension and fear.

And Robin is a cat's whisker, his eyes narrowed into a thin line, and Li Xuan looked at each other without showing weakness.

Zheng Yichen walked over and said, "What's wrong?" Last night, you were still tired of being like two people, and now you have a bitter face and a deep hatred. ”

There was no lack of schadenfreude in his tone, Li Xuan and Robin fell out, for him, it was a happy thing to see, worthy of celebration, and a big deal.

Li Xuan sighed: "Don't mention it, I came back from school today and saw a woman on the road in the community, leading a dog, the dog looked so miserable, bare, and had no hair at all." Then I exchanged a few words with her, and the conversation was okay, so I invited her to come up for a cup of coffee. ”

He sighed and said bitterly, "Who knows, I just brought her in the door." When Robin saw this, he seemed to go crazy, and a flutter pounced on the woman's face, scratching her skin and flesh. ”

Zheng Yichen smiled dumbly: "Isn't it?" broke the phase, and a one-night stand is really risky. ”

The woman was crying and fussing, and her face was full of claw marks, so I panicked and immediately sent her to the emergency room for registration. The doctor, fearing rabies, gave her an injection. ”

Zheng Yichen's heart was bright, and he had already guessed the identity of the woman: "Is that woman wearing heavy makeup, and her dog is a husky, right?" ”

"Yes, do you know?"

"She is very famous in our community, she is a second mother who is raised with a lot of money, and I have a bit of a holiday, and she used to ask her dog to bite Robin to death, but she was taught a lesson by Robin, and her hair fell out. Robin broke her appearance, firstly, when the enemy met, he was very red-eyed, and secondly, no matter if you brought the opposite sex into the door, it would probably end the same when it saw it. ”

Li Xuan's face was still difficult to let go: "You said that such a well-behaved cat, why did his temperament suddenly change so much, and he put such a heavy hand?" ”

"Haven't you seen the essence of this demon?" Zheng Yichen is determined to go deep into the tiger's den in order to prevent his friends from repeating the mistakes of the past.

He was like a great enemy, and carefully reached out to caress Robin, and when his hand was only 0.01 cm away from Robin, he saw a few sharp rays of light disappear in a flash, and when Zheng Yichen withdrew his arm, three blood marks were neatly arranged on it.

"See? This cat is not cute at all, it is only so well-behaved in front of you because he loves you. And the jealousy is very strong, and the possessiveness is extremely strong. You take a woman home, how can you stand it with its cat's tsundere personality? didn't even break your appearance casually, I already love you very much. ”

Robin blinked and screamed a few times, as if agreeing with Zheng Yichen's words.

Li Xuan looked up to the sky and sighed: "Alas, I just found out now that being handsome is also a sin." It seems that I can only be pure and have few desires and become a new person. ”

"Bad fate, bad fate." Zheng Yichen shook his head and sighed, Li Xuan was taken by Robin, and it was estimated that within a radius of ten zhang, he would not be able to carry out the great flower picking business.

Li Xuan stepped forward and carefully stroked Robin's hair, which closed its eyes and enjoyed Li Xuan's caresses, and threw itself into his arms, as if it had forgiven Li Xuan's "infidelity".

Zheng Yichen glanced at them angrily, and asked, "By the way, have you eaten?" ”

"I've already eaten, I bought a few raw steaks and came back, it's already cooked, you just go to the kitchen and eat, I'll be the chef tonight."

Zheng Yichen almost suspected that there was something wrong with his ears: "Isn't it? You're a rich second generation, can you cook steak? You don't even know how to wash dishes! ”

Li Xuan Zhenzhen said: "Whether it can be cooked is a technical problem, whether it is cooked or not is a matter of attitude, at least I have a good attitude, thinking of giving you Zhang Luo dinner, although it is definitely not as delicious as you cooked, this sincerity, can't you feel it?" ”

Zheng Yichen was a little moved in his heart, nodded silently, turned around and walked into the kitchen.

There was a bottle of opened red wine, two tall glasses, and two white porcelain dishes on the dining table, one of which was upside down on the other, thinking that it was to keep warm, Zheng Yichen secretly praised Li Xuan for being careful.

He lifted the upside-down plate in anticipation, his smile vanished, and a wave of anger erupted in his chest.

Can these two lumps of stuff on a plate that smell of burnt and fishy smell be called steak?

Red and black are mixed, the red is undercooked meat, the black is charred and charred meat, and the white porcelain dishes lined with a white background are even more shocking.

Is this a descendant of the dark culinary world? This cliff is going to poison my rhythm!

He couldn't help but yell: "Soul light! Is this called sincerity? It's obviously undisguised malice! ”

Immediately with a gloomy face, he walked up to Li Xuan with a plate, pointed to the two "steaks" and asked, "This is the steak you cooked?" Did you know that when a cow grows up, the only meaning of its existence is to turn it into a delicious dish and let people eat it? ”

Li Xuan disagreed: "I don't agree, some cows grow up to milk and nurse humans, not to cut meat." ”

Zheng Yichen was angry: "Are you embarrassed to talk back? Good ingredients, ruined like this by you, if these two steaks have a conscience, now they are in tears, you have deprived them of the opportunity to become food! ”

Li Xuan snorted coldly, and only cared about playing happily with Robin, ignoring Zheng Yichen's grievances and grievances.

Zheng Yichen suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked at him coldly and said, "A rich second generation like you with a tricky taste can't nibble on this steak, you just said that you ate it, what are you eating?" ”

Li Xuan retorted: "My taste is very ordinary, and it is easy to satisfy. ”

Zheng Yichen shouted angrily: "Don't quibble, tell me honestly, have you eaten the steak you cooked." ”

Li Xuan squeaked and said, "No...... No, the takeout I ordered, fifteen yuan a piece, you see, I said that I was easily satisfied, and I could eat fifteen yuan of fast food. ”

"Don't change the subject with me! The point is...... You didn't even eat what you cooked, and you were embarrassed to ask me to eat it? ”

Li Xuan pursed his lips and said, "I'm sorry...... Yikes! ”

Zheng Yichen said coldly: "If you apologize, you apologize, what does it mean to add a 'cuck' at the end?" It's so perfunctory, and it's not sincere to apologize! ”

He took a deep breath and was about to continue to condemn Li Xuan, when the mobile phone rang, so he had to suppress the anger in his belly, and his tone was not good when he answered the phone: "Hey! What's up? ”

The call was from Yao Luqi, but she didn't expect Zheng Yichen to speak in such a tone, and she was a little unhappy: "What do you mean?" Did I call to offend you? Talking to me like that. ”

Zheng Yichen hurriedly whispered and said, "I'm sorry, I was teaching a disobedient person just now, and I accidentally raised my voice a little louder, not aimed at you, don't care." ”

Yao Luqi snorted coldly and didn't answer his words, Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly, knowing that his eldest lady's temper had flares up again, he hurriedly said in a gentle tone: "I'm sorry, I review, I apologize, don't be angry." ”

Yao Luqi thought that she had something to ask for today, and chose this time to show Zheng Yichen's face, it was indeed not very good, and besides, Zheng Yichen's apologetic tone was also sincere, she accepted it when she saw it, and her tone was much more relaxed: "Forget it, Miss Ben doesn't care about villains, forgive you." ”

"Thank you, Lord Longne!" Zheng Yichen asked with a hippie smile, "I don't know what happened when adults called late at night to find me as a villain?" ”

Yao Luqi was amused by his witty tone, and chuckled a few times, and then said in a worried tone: "This matter is urgent, I want to think about it, and only you can help me." ”

Zheng Yichen has known her for so long, he is used to hearing her soft laughter, and he has never complained about anything in his memory.

He couldn't help but be stunned, and asked hesitantly, "You...... What are you looking for me to help you with? ”

Yao Luqi said categorically: "I want you to be my boyfriend!" ”

"What?!" Zheng Yichen was shocked by this unexpected answer and shouted loudly.

Li Xuan, who was on the side, asked curiously, "What's wrong?" What did the person on the other end of the line say? Look at your scared face! ”

He spoke in a loud voice, loud enough for Yao Luqi to hear all these words, and his tone immediately became cold: "Oh, it's embarrassing to be my boyfriend, aren't you?" Still scared to pee? ”

Zheng Yichen hurriedly defended: "It's too sudden, I was shocked for a while, I don't mean anything else, don't listen to my friend's nonsense." ”

He said good things to Yao Luqi on the other side, and glared at Li Xuan with resentful eyes.

Li Xuan was not angry with Zheng Yichen's bad attitude that he had just taught himself, and from his low-voiced tone, he could also guess that he was talking to a girl on the phone, knowing that the opportunity for revenge had come, so he didn't let him act as a-stirring stick and opened his mouth to smear Zheng Yichen.

When he spoke, he had already thought of the consequences, turned a blind eye to Zheng Yichen's angry gaze, and had a wicked smile on his face that had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

Zheng Yichen was disdainful of Li Xuan's retribution, and gave him a flamboyant middle finger, and then before he could speak, he ran back to his room first, locked the door, and continued to chat with Yao Luqi while lying on the bed.

"Why did you ask me to be your boyfriend for no reason, and you still lack a confession process, don't you?" Zheng Yichen pulled a pillow and put it under his head, and changed to a more comfortable sleeping position, "I'm not a casual man, you should at least order nine hundred and ninety-nine candles, place them on the road in the shape of a heart, and confess to me in front of everyone to force me to comply." ”

Yao Luqi took a sip of him, raised her tone and said, "You want to be beautiful!" I just want your help, pretending to be my boyfriend, and temporarily cutting off my parents' idea of finding me a partner. ”

Zheng Yichen asked in surprise, "As for it?" Aren't you still reading? So quickly find your mother-in-law's family, and your parents are not afraid that you will indulge in the love between men and women and abandon your studies? ”

Yao Luqi's tone was irritable: "How do I know what they think, I guess my head was squeezed by the door!" Then hope I get married, I'm definitely not biological! ”

Zheng Yichen said with relatives: "I also think they are ...... by the door."

Yao Luqi shouted: "Shut up! Only I can say my parents, worried that I will tear your mouth! ”

"Oh." Zheng Yichen immediately closed his mouth obediently, not daring to speak.

Yao Luqi sighed lightly and said astringently: "Actually, they want to use me as a bargaining chip, this is a marriage full of utilitarian nature, the object they found for me is the son of the president of Huaye Company, if this marriage can be promoted, my father's company can have a lot more channels to make money." ”

Zheng Yichen didn't feel the sorrow in her heart until this moment.

As the daughter of a wealthy family, she can easily get the things that many women dream of: designer clothes, bags, sports cars......

However, she lost the most precious thing for the girl

In: The right to choose your own love!

Marriage fell on her, but it was just a deal.

Thinking of this, he felt a pain in his heart and said indignantly: "Just for money, you will ruin your life's happiness?" I will never agree, I will help you with this favor! Say, what does it take to be your fake boyfriend? ”

Yao Luqi's tone was pleasant: "You're willing to help, right?" It's so good! ”

Zheng Yichen smiled happily: "We are friends, of course I want to support you to the end!" What are the requirements and precautions, just ask. ”

Yao Luqi said: "I told my parents that the boyfriend I have now is a returnee who has just studied in the United States, and is a young owner of a Fortune 500 company in China, and his status is more than one and a half cuts higher than that of Huaye Company. ”

Zheng Yichen's palms were sweating, and his temples began to ache faintly: "In other words, my identity is a returnee or a super-rich man?" ”

"yes!"

Zheng Yichen wailed: "The villain can't do it!" My acting path is very narrow, the rich second generation or something, I can't catch it, not to mention the rich second generation who studied abroad, I haven't even passed level 4 in English. ”

Yao Luqi said: "I know all the rich male friends in my circle, and my parents know all of them, and they will be debunked as soon as they meet. The only reliable person is you, is it possible that I want to ask Zhenya for help? ”

Zheng Yichen thought of Liu Zhenya's ** silk temperament exuded from the bones into the skin, shivered, and said: "It's ......"

Yao Luqi interrupted him: "I don't care, who told you that you have sworn to help me to the end?" I will go shopping with you on Saturday afternoon, buy clothes and pack them, and take you to see my parents on Sunday, and my happiness will be in your hands. ”

Zheng Yichen replied weakly: "I know, I dare to dig a pit and bury myself." ”

Yao Luqi said with a smile: "I believe that it will not be difficult for you, I have confidence in you, you are the most trusted and able to give me a sense of security among the people I know!" ”

Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly: "Your sycophants have been photographed on this, of course I will do my best." ”

"I'm not a sycophant, I'm talking from the bottom of my heart!" Yao Luqi paused, "That's it, see you on Saturday." After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Zheng Yichen propped up his hands, made a carp move, jumped up from the bed, scratched his itchy scalp, frowned and thought: "How can a rich man pretend to be like this?" Do you want to spend a lot of money, or do you want to fly? ”

He was full of thoughts, walked out of the door, and saw Li Xuan lying on the sofa watching TV at a glance, his eyes were shining, and his hands hit each other: "Why did I forget him?" Isn't there a rich second generation in front of you who is so rich that you are so poor that you only have money left? ”

He sat next to Li Xuan with a salivating face, and said softly, "Li Xuan, discuss something with you." ”

Li Xuan pressed the remote control and didn't raise his head: "You say it." ”

"I want you to teach me to pretend to be a rich man."

Li Xuan glanced at him, and simply refused neatly: "No!" You don't have that temperament! ”

Zheng Yichen held back his anger and smiled on his face: "Temperament needs to be cultivated, with a famous teacher like you, it is easy to cultivate it after cultivating me for a few days!" ”

Li Xuan tilted his head and thought seriously for a few seconds before he relented and said, "It's okay to promise you, but you have to tell me first, who is the woman who called you just now?" What is the relationship with you? ”