Zheng Yichen rolled the whites of his fish-belly eyes at Li Xuan: "Please, as a boy, can you not be so gossipy?" ”

Li Xuan was amused by the camera on TV, laughed a few times, and then said: "It has always been my first core motivation, and it is the value of my survival in this world, if you don't want to say it, you can eat a bite of the steak I cooked, I won't ask." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zheng Yichen looked at the steak on the coffee table, the more he looked at it, the more he felt furious, and coughed lightly: "Its destination should be the trash can, so I won't send it to my stomach, just say it, you don't know it anyway." The girl I was talking to on the phone just now was someone I met when I was a volunteer, her surname was Yao, and her name was Luqi. ”

To Zheng Yichen's surprise, Li Xuan frowned and thought about it, and muttered: "This name seems to have been heard somewhere, and it is a little familiar." ”

Zheng Yichen smiled startled, and stammered, "She...... She shouldn't have had a dewy affair with you, right? ”

Li Xuan shook his head and said: "Of course I am, and the women I have had, I never remember the names, they are all classified according to the type of condom, such as Durex, Jieshibang, Nos, ......."

His eyebrows fluttered, and he listed more than a dozen brands of condoms, except for the first two brands, Zheng Yichen had never even heard of them, so he took a popular science class.

Zheng Yichen threw out another question: "When the brand is always used up, how do you classify it?" Could it be called Durex No. 1 and Jieshibang No. 2? ”

Li Xuan smiled proudly: "Of course not, I will classify it as Durex ultra-thin type, Jieshibang time-delay type......"

Zheng Yichen was completely speechless at Li Xuan's bad taste: "In other words, the only good memory left to you by the woman who was good with you is the colorful, different types, and many brands of condoms!" ”

Li Xuantian laughed shamelessly: "That's right, that's it." ”

"You're a big stallion!"

Li Xuan smiled humbly: "Wrong! I was just a rancher who owned a meadow, and I was destined not to keep just one wild horse. ”

When he said this, he seemed to think of something, and his eyes lit up: "I remember, I once met a woman at a ball, also named Yao Luqi, who was the daughter of the CEO of a certain company. ”

Zheng Yichen pouted and said: "In this world, there are more people with the same name and surname. ”

Li Xuan had an excellent memory, recalled the appearance of the woman in his mind, and said slowly: "Her height, about to your shoulders, is a princess of Taiping, her ass is not warped, and she looks very sweet, right!" When she laughed, she could see two tiger teeth. ”

Zheng Yichen didn't think that there was such a coincidence in this world, and he didn't care about it at the beginning of what Li Xuan said, and when he heard the last sentence, his face changed color: Yao Luqi's most significant feature was the two cute tiger teeth that she showed when she smiled!

Seeing his overly frightened face, Li Xuan also guessed seven or eight points, and smiled: "It seems that we are talking about the same person!" ”

After he finished teasing Zheng Yichen, his face was puzzled: "She is the daughter of a rich family, how can you know her?" Or did you know each other when you were a social worker? ”

Zheng Yichen said lightly: "Why can't I know each other?" You are also a local tyrant, although you are not a cheater, you are not a fart, and you have come here to pit me. “

Li Xuan's face was relieved, and he chuckled: "That's right! My family is more than seven or eight grades higher than the Yao family, you can make friends with me, what is so strange about knowing a Yao Luqi? ”

Zheng Yichen clasped his arms around his chest, looking arrogant: "That's it!" Don't underestimate my charm. ”

Li Xuan continued to recall the scene of meeting Yao Luqi at the ball: "I remember that she was dragged by her parents to meet me, and her reluctant appearance seemed to be very disgusted with her parents, which left a deep impression on me. The Yao family's industry has shrunk a lot in recent years, and they are eager to find a big backer to recover the decline, and their baby daughter has become a bargaining chip! ”

Don't look at Li Xuan's son, he actually inherited his father Li Kaifu's keen business acumen, analyzed the problem, and said: "So, you and Yao Luqi are absolutely no fun!" There is no way her family can let her marry someone who has no money and no power. ”

Zheng Yichen nodded and said: "Nonsense, I don't need you to remind me, I already knew this, I never had any intentions for her, but based on the morality of my friends, I was ready to help her." ”

Li Xuan raised his eyebrows: "How can I help?" By pretending to be rich? Oh, I know, it must be Yao Luqi's parents who are in a hurry to push her to the young owner of a large company, and she is unwilling to give in, so she wants you to play her boyfriend, or is she very rich, and she can completely suppress the young owner, so you just answered the phone and ran over to ask me the trick of pretending to be rich? ”

Zheng Yichen stroked his palms and sighed: "You have all said it, you might as well change your career to be a detective." ”

Li Xuan frowned rarely: "I can understand her desire to rebel against her parents, but this idea is too whimsical, especially when I find you as a partner, it is easy to expose her stuffing and make a big joke." ”

Zheng Yichen spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and said helplessly: "Of course she understands, but the slightly richer brother she knows, her parents know each other, find those people as partners, and show her stuff in one face!" ”

Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand to wrap his hand around Li Xuan's shoulder, with an intimate expression: "Hehe, but don't worry, I still have your secret weapon, you are the biggest variable outside this plan." ”

Zheng Yichen's face flushed with excitement: "Today, Wednesday, I have already made an appointment to meet on Sunday, and there are still four days, I believe that you will be able to train me to be reborn and become an orthodox handsome and rich man within four days. ”

Li Xuan picked his nostrils with his fingers, glanced at him obliquely, and snorted coldly with disdain: "Pull it down, just like your description, you still have a noble atmosphere?" ”

Zheng Yichen's five fingers turned into claws, and Li Xuan couldn't help but cry out in pain, and said with a smile: "You pick your nostrils in front of people, and you don't see much elegance, my patience has been polished by you, hurry up!" Do you want to help with this? ”

Li Xuan groaned in pain, and said in a loud voice: "Help, help, help, we are buddies, who will you help if you don't help?" ”

"That's pretty much it." Zheng Yichen let go of his five fingers, rubbed his hands and smiled.

Li Xuan rubbed his sore shoulders and moved his shoulder joints a few times: "You shot too hard, right?" ”

"Who told you to be so grinding? Just say yes a long time ago, if you always want me to use violent means, you obviously have itchy skin and owe twitches! ”

Li Xuan ran away from home for the first time and defected to Zheng Yichen, because he was dissatisfied with his parents' arranged marriage, and he could be said to have a sense of kinship and confidant for Yao Luqi's approach.

Coupled with the unbreakable friendship between him and Zheng Yichen, he has long been determined to do everything he can to help the two of them play this scene well.

He stood on the sofa, raised his head and chest, and looked like he was scolding Fang Xuan, "Time is precious, there are only four days left, and then, let's start hellish training!" ”

Zheng Yichen applauded and laughed: "Okay! ”

Yao Luqi's plan full of mistakes and omissions, because of Li Xuan's great help, began to see the dawn!