"Master, you are awesome!"

"Master, you're so handsome!"

I didn't expect this evil monk to dare to accept apprentices, how could there be such a shameless person in the world. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Xu Kexin's flower branches trembled, his chest rose and fell, and he even trembled when he spoke.

"You...... You scoundrel......"

Didi laughed out loud and said, "Scoundrels are my embellishment, and frivolity is my nature......"

Before he finished speaking, Didi seemed to see a delicious meal, and his saliva flowed.

Seeing that Didi's eyes were about to fall off, he stared at Xu Kexin's chest, with a lewd expression on his face, as if he was watching a small movie. This is okay, what do you take me for, Xu Kexin raised his powder fist and smashed it at his stinky mouth.

Poor Xu Kexin was the opponent of this hooligan monk, he didn't hit him, but put himself in. I saw Di Di grasp her pink fist and pull it so hard, Xu Kexin suddenly lay in Di Di's arms with a spin.

This meeting made Tao Renyan and Wu Renyao very excited, but there was a policeman on the other side, so the master didn't talk about teasing her, and he actually started to do it.

In an instant, the two apprentices who had just been accepted seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, roaring frantically, and the hooligan whistle kept blowing.

"Stinky monk, let go of my ......"

This is the second time he has been beaten in his arms, Xu Kexin is so angry that he is about to vomit blood, why is it like this every time, I want to beat him flat.

"Let go of you, you look so beautiful, how can I be willing to let go of you! And you haven't begged me to be vulgar, I'll promise you today. Dee Dee was about to kiss her cherry mouth.

But before she touched her lips, she saw her rain falling pear blossoms, and looked at herself pitifully with tears in her eyes.

Didi was stupid, pouting and stopping in mid-air, not knowing whether to kiss or not.

Xu Kexin was wronged to death, he was humiliated by him three times and twice, and from the moment he saw him, he kept humiliating himself. From the time he ran a red light to the police station, to the campus gate. Although Xu Kexin is savage and domineering, she is also a girl, and she was so humiliated that she finally couldn't help but explode.

"Don't cry, I'm wrong!"

Di Di immediately let go of Xu Kexin, he couldn't see a girl cry in his life, because girls are used to flirt and fight, and crying is not fun, there is no passion.

Why are all stinky men like this, why is there such a big gap when they are all monks, where are you, my little monk? Xu Kexin called out loudly in his heart to the little monk of the time, he was so lovable, not like him!

Xu Kexin couldn't help but recall her childhood, the little monk who accompanied him to spend great happiness, although it was only a short week, but in her heart, she would never forget him. He is so petite and lovable, how can he be like this stinky monk.

Time flies, and I don't know if we can see each other again in this life, the little monk is gone, leaving only happy memories and a laughing Dharma name - Didi.

"Didi ......"

A sweet cry came from not far away, Tao Renyan and Wu Renyao listened as if they had never seen a woman, and their eyes turned on the scanning mode, looking for the source of the sound.

I saw a Lamborghini sports car parked on the side of the road, and then a stunning beauty got down from it. Her silky hair moves with the wind, and a pale blue dress instantly sets off her sweet temperament.

"Didi! His name is Didi? ”

Xu Kexin looked at the monk in front of her in disbelief, saying that she didn't believe that this stinky monk was called Didi. I must have misheard, how could my little monk be his cynical appearance. Yes, I must have heard it wrong.

"Didi, will you be my boyfriend?"

Liu Xiaoxiao got out of the car and walked over to Didi and said something that made Didi unbelievable.

"Uh...... Xiaoxiao I know you like me, but you can't confess to me in front of so many people, people will be shy! ”

Didi instantly turned into a little woman, twisting and pinching, lowering her head, and glancing up at Liu Xiaoxiao from time to time, with a shy face and that obscene face, anyone who saw it would laugh.

Liu Xiaoxiao glanced at him, how could this stinky monk be so annoying.

"What nonsense are you talking about! I'm asking you to pretend to be my boyfriend, and my grandfather came back today and said that he was going to introduce me to a blind date, but I don't look like a partner yet, so I ......"

"Huh? So that's it, I don't agree! ”

Without even thinking about it, Didi rejected Liu Xiaoxiao's request. Just joking that you can't get any benefits, and you get into a commotion, is Didi the kind of thankless person?

"Oops! Please, promise me! ”

Liu Xiaoxiao really can't help it, he doesn't want to meet with someone he doesn't know at all, and he doesn't want to talk about sensitive topics like blind dates. However, the company is up and down, so the man and grandfather all know each other. And there are not many male friends in the circle of friends, and there is only this shameless monk left.

To be honest, Liu Xiaoxiao didn't want to find this hooligan monk to be her boyfriend, but she was really forced to do nothing now, so she could only come to him for advice.

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is a monk. The things of men and women are the great commandments. What's more, you still want me to be your boyfriend, which makes the big guy know how to go out and meet people in the future! ”

Di Di was serious and serious, pretending to be a sanctimonious monk.

Liu Xiaoxiao had scolded him countless times in his heart, if this stinky monk was really a high monk, he would never ask him to be his boyfriend. However, he is a womanizer, but he pretends to be high-minded, and he really wants to slap him twice and make him put away the mask of hypocrisy.

"Good! It's really worthy of our master, and it's really embarrassing for a disciple......"

Tao Renyan and Wu Renyao gave a thumbs up, and now they finally know what shamelessness is, and this appearance is the highest level of shamelessness.

Just when everyone scolded Di Di for being shameless, the next second of the picture stunned everyone.

Liu Xiaoxiao blushed, her eyes fluttering, as if she was struggling fiercely. Finally, she shook her hand and made up her mind, only to see her fly a little faster on Didi's face, and then lowered her head, so ashamed that she was about to squeeze out the water.

"Now you can promise to pretend to be my boyfriend, right?"

Di Di touched the cheek kissed by Liu Xiaoxiao, and smiled lewdly: "Since you are so sincere and I am compassionate, then I will reluctantly be your boyfriend!" But when the time comes, the fake show will be really done, don't blame me if you fall in love with me. ”

"you, get in the car!"

Liu Xiaoxiao glanced at him fiercely, this stinky monk is too thick-skinned, and it is estimated that he can't penetrate it with a gun.

Didi got into the car under the envious gazes of the two apprentices.

"I wish the master to bring a little junior brother back as soon as possible!"

"I wish my mother an early birth of a noble son, and the dragon and phoenix will be auspicious!"

The two apprentices were extremely excited, and said goodbye to their master with tears, and today they finally knew the true meaning of pickling girls - stinky and shameless!

"Didi, don't you go......"

Seeing the car ignite and start, Xu Kexin came to his senses and hurriedly chased after him and shouted loudly.

"Let's go! Come on! This crazy woman is going crazy......"