It's messed up, everything is messed up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This is Li Chunsheng's first feeling every time he comes to the underworld.

When Li Chunsheng came, he was short-haired and wearing a school uniform for junior high school students, because he committed suicide, the school uniform was smashed to pieces, and one of his two sneakers was also lost.

"Someone......! No, I'm wrong, come ghosts, there are no ghosts, where are the ghosts dead...... Li Chunsheng stood at the mouth of the Nai He Bridge, looking at the dry Lechuan River, not only a little dizzy. Although the bridge must be very strong, but there has been no ghost maintenance for so long, who knows if there will be a sudden problem, or call someone, no, it is better to call a ghost.

What did you say? Meng Po, Meng Po soup?

You don't believe it, what era is Meng Po Tang, in addition to playing mahjong, the current Meng Po is to gamble cards, and then to dance square dance, where do you remember what her responsibilities are? It's completely an old female ghost who doesn't do his job.

Standing at the mouth of the bridge, looking into the ethereal distance. Li Chunsheng remembered very clearly, the last time he came, he called it that, and in less than ten minutes, several high-end cars drove over, and Judge Cui, who had a big back and combed his head, invited himself to the car and personally drove himself to the Netherworld Palace.

I wanted to wait another ten minutes, but who knows, not even two minutes, when I heard the cry of a "buzzing ......" plane.

Keao, Li Chunsheng realized that these guys no longer drive cars, they play on planes.

This new type of helicopter was burned to them by Li Chunsheng.

You say that others will also burn helicopters?

If you look at the empty Nai Ho Bridge, you should understand that there is no one else here at all.

Why no one?

That was in the seventies. After the death of a certain master in the yang world, there was a big fuss in the underworld, saying that he was going to carry out some kind of revolution, and he wanted to reform the life of the judge and the life of the king of Hades, so hundreds of millions of imps began to make trouble. That scene was not controllable by the judge of Hades at all, or the champion Zhong Kui had a lot of ideas, so he directly made a big transfer of hatred, transferring all the hatred to the sky.

So this main figure took hundreds of millions of big ghosts and little ghosts to the sky and went to revolution. The eighteen soul-locking gates of the underworld were directly closed by the combined efforts of all the ghost soldiers and ghost generals such as the king of Hades, the judge, Zhong Kui, the bull head and the horse face, and the black and white impermanence. From then on, Hades was not allowed to go out or enter.

The result? There is no news from the underworld so far, and there are no ghosts or immortals to inform them.

If you want to open the eighteen gates again, you have to go up with all the ghosts, but unfortunately, even Lord Yama can't let all the ghosts open these eighteen gates. As soon as the door opens, there will be a revolution, who can stand it? Even Hades himself is just making a show, anyway, I've tried my best to open the door, and there is no way to open it or not. In the future, even if anyone wins the heavens, he cannot be blamed for not opening the door.

As for the ghosts after death? Who the hell knows what to do, I guess there are more and more ghosts in the yang world, right? Whatever, according to the law of conservation of energy, there must be some kind of balance between ghosts and humans!

If you want to say that you can pass through these eighteen gates, there is only one kind of human or ghost soul that can pass through, and that is pure love.

said that it was a love species, but in fact, it was love at first sight, deep love, and would rather starve to death on a hunger strike, but also to see each other at the end, and the other party was not rare at all He even hated his kind of second lack of love.

Unfortunately, Li Chunsheng is such a lack of affection.

Li Chunsheng came for the first time because he was very obedient and fell in love with his doll parent, a girl born in the same year and month as him. He has been thinking about her since he knew his baby daughter-in-law, and his academic performance is of course very average.

In those years, it was also very difficult to get into college, and one school could not get into several universities in total. As a result, the girl was admitted to university. When he went to congratulate the girl, the girl told him that such a thing as a marriage contract is no longer a good thing in today's society, it is not a thing at all, and besides, she has turned a pheasant into a phoenix, and she will definitely fly higher in the future.

So, Li Chunsheng, who had been infatuated for 18 years, committed suicide by drinking pesticide 666.

After passing through the eighteen gates, Li Chun came to the underworld and became a VIP who was rare and expensive. Meng Po, who had never spoken much before, saw the rare guest, as if she had seen her own grandson who had not seen her for many years, holding his hand with her terrible and cold ghost hand like a dead branch, and enthusiastically talking to him who was trembling with fright for several hours. She was so lonely.

Meng Po soup, she was reluctant to let him drink it, the new things in the world, not everyone knows. From Li Chunsheng's first time in a car to his first time seeing a plane in the sky, everything was extremely new to Meng Po.

Then, Li Chunsheng alarmed all the ghosts in the underworld. Even the black-and-white impermanence of the soul has not been to the yang world for a long time, and Li Chunsheng's every word can be passed on in the underworld for a long time. Li Chunsheng walked on the yin road, and the little ghost who followed behind him couldn't see his head. If he says a word, it is even more effective than the Lord of Yama here.

Li Chunsheng never thought that when he arrived in the underworld, not only would he not have to be punished, but he would also become a world-class star.

Knowing that Li Chunsheng could pass through the eighteen gates, the senior leaders immediately had a new idea, nonsense, the ghosts of the yang world can't come down, of course, the income has dropped dramatically, and there has been no funds in his yamen for a long time.

So, the king of Hades sent a judge to invite Li Chunsheng to dinner in person, accompanied by beautiful women and ghosts dressed up on the left and right, but unfortunately there were only a few rotten green vegetables in that dish, and the wine was only old and dry, and the amount was very small, only three cups, all of which were placed in front of Li Chunsheng.

As soon as Li Chunsheng asked, the judge shed tears. Although it is difficult for ghosts to starve to death, who is not a starving ghost in the underworld today? There is no financial resource!

Besides, although the underworld is good, it does not grow long.

As soon as the judge cried, the beauties on the left and right next to him immediately pulled Li Chunsheng to shed tears, seeing the beautiful pear blossoms with rain, and seeing the beautiful women with soft hearts Li Chunsheng, love and pity immediately flooded. Decided to save the underworld and the hunger, cold, and persecution.

So, Li Chunsheng took all the hopes and sustenance of the yin ghosts and came to the world through the eighteen gates.

He took all his memories with him and went to a family of 10,000 yuan. The son of this 10,000-yuan household should not have died, but Li Chunsheng saw that he threatened the girl with a photo of multiple girls changing clothes that he secretly took and did something worse than a beast, so he killed him and occupied his body.

Then he told his parents that this catastrophe was resurrected without dying, thanks to the fact that the king of Hades confiscated his soul, so according to the method taught him in the underworld, he burned it a lot.

Not long after, the lover Li Chunsheng fell in love with the class flower of his class. Who knew that this class of flowers turned out to be a doll, but this girl was different from his previous doll daughter-in-law, she was very obedient and very peaceful and obeyed her parents' arrangement. Although he also has a good impression of Li Chunsheng, who is crazy about showing love, he will never say a word to him.

Later, Li Chunsheng, who fell in love with no result, was born on a Halloween Festival, and according to the methods of the ghost sect such as the judge of Hades in the underworld, he frantically burned a lot of dark paper, as well as various shapes, including bicycles, cars, leather shoes, houses, beautiful women, horses, televisions, etc., and finally he jumped into it himself.

After receiving so much money, the appetite of the ghosts was even greater, and they were urged to come up as soon as they arrived in the underworld. This time, he was directly sent to the provincial leader's house to be a son-in-law.

This time, after burning more and better things for the underworld, he fell in love with a big star. The big star thinks that he is bullying people with his family background, using her as a plaything, and does not believe in his love at all. So, the lover jumped off the building directly to prove that his love was real.

The star just pretended to be in front of people and cried for a while, and then went on stage to perform the next night, and vigorously promoted that she had never loved anyone, only all star chasers, and won more fans.

The third time, he came to the house of a rich man and fell in love with a beautiful woman. When he was happy and couldn't extricate himself, he found that the beautiful woman just liked his money. People who don't like him at all. Li Chunsheng found someone to help him act, and made up lies to deceive the beauty, saying that his family was bankrupt and owed a lot of money.

The beauty didn't greet him, took away a lot of belongings and valuable jewelry, and left directly. Even when he called, the other party refused to answer.

The love of the heart is cool and touches the high-voltage electricity.

For the fourth time, the lover who still doesn't give up on love has become a big star. is not only worth hundreds of millions, but also thousands of women who love him. But the lover suddenly found that there was only one man in his heart. This pain tormented him for a long time, and then the desperate Li Chunsheng jumped off the building.

For the last time, Li Chunsheng possessed an extremely chic, handsome, jade tree in the wind, and a graceful rich son, this time he did not fall in love at first sight when he saw a beautiful woman like before, but was cautious and cautious.

It didn't take long for a well-connected rich lady to pursue him, not because of the beauty's beauty, nor because the beauty's family background was comparable to his own, but because he was moved by the beauty's infatuation with him. So, he fell in love again.

After more than a dozen times of life and death, I finally succeeded in finding a true love. Li Chunsheng is immersed in love every day, and he is gentle and gentle to the beauty, careful, caring, and meticulous, and is only willing to be with her, life and death, and accompany her to the sky and the earth, and the sea is dry and rotten.

In order to have a romantic place with beautiful women, he also opened a catering café specially for their date. However, the beauty lives up to his long-cherished love and falls in love with the young manager who takes care of the company for him.

She said that he only has love in his heart, no career, no pursuit, no self-motivation, and she said that she likes a person who has a career, pursuit, and dream in her heart, and can work hard for her career all her life.

Isn't it a dream or a pursuit to be with you?

This time, Li Chunsheng did not jump off the building, did not hang himself, and did not drink medicine...... Because it was too ugly to die like that, he wanted to keep this body of his, this beautiful, handsome, chic, and graceful face, at least because of this face, he had love.

Li Chunsheng had already tried various ways to die, and this time, he used a very unique way to inject himself with various mixed snake venom.

Anyway, I can go back smoothly every time, and I can fall in love again every time. Li Chunsheng paid less and less attention to his life, and after so many things, Li Chunsheng's pursuit of love was finally completely disappointed.

For so many years, I committed suicide every time within a few years. The only good thing is that they are getting acquainted with the ghosts of the underworld, and the things they burn for them are getting better and more valuable. Of course, as the benefactors of all the old ghosts in the underworld, the yin ghosts are also becoming more and more affectionate, loving and respectful to Li Chunsheng.

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Without talking about that, let's move on to airplanes.

There are also people who occasionally burn some high-end things for the old ghosts here and the Hades judges here, such as airplanes. It's a pity that none of their helicopters worked, because they didn't solve the energy problem.

No one burned oil for them, and even if they did, the oil became putty and putty, how could it be used? Li Chunsheng burned them to the helicopter, which was loaded with batteries. Besides, it is a battery that vibrates self-generating and storing electricity. When the power runs out, as long as you take off the battery and send a few imps to shake it back and forth, it will automatically recharge.

Judge Cui didn't take Li Chunsheng to the office, and the plane landed directly at the eight-star hotel.

Although it is dark and cold outside, the lights are brilliant in the eight-star hotel. Judge Cui patted him with a sycophant: "This is still thanks to Mr. Li Chunsheng and Mr. Li, if there is no large number of vibrating spontaneous batteries sent by Mr. Li, no matter how beautiful this neon sign is, it will not work?" ”

Li Chunsheng immediately said angrily: "I'll go back tomorrow and send you more batteries and more neon lights, so that the streets outside will always be lit up." ”

Immediately, it attracted the praise of a group of old ghosts.

Hundreds of elegantly dressed beauties ran over, standing on both sides to greet them, looking at their excited eyes, the occasion was more exciting than welcoming international stars.

Nonsense, I don't know how much of the expenses came from Li Chunsheng, even the high-end cosmetics they used and the high-end welcome clothes they wear now were also burned by Li Chunsheng.

A bull-headed pair in a high-end business corduroy suit behind him? A lovemoschino men's checked casual suit? Ma Mian whispered: "He's finally back again, my wife still needs a pair of golden gloves, this thing, we can't get it here, because of this matter, I don't have a lot of mouts, now it's okay, wait for me to have a few drinks with him, and get the golden gloves done." ”

Ma Mian stared at him widely, and found that he couldn't stare at the bull's eye no matter how much he stared, so he simply lowered his head. I thought, although you are better than me in everything, I can't stare at you, but unfortunately, you can't see, you can't see both, how can you be like my wife, now the whole body is not diamonds, or jewelry, the diamond bra that Li Chunsheng burned for my wife last time is worth more than the gold of your wife. However, he would never say it to the bull head,

At that moment, Ma Mian echoed: "That is, when your wife puts on the golden gloves, it will be perfect, and I will definitely help you get this thing done." But brother, when I ask him for two perpetual couples watches with 20 carats of diamonds, you'll have to say a few nice words for you. ”

Niu Tou immediately said happily: "Great, the two of us will join forces, we will definitely be able to make him drink beautifully, and when he is almost drunk, he will definitely accept our affairs." However, we have to find him a rich merchant's house, and it is better to have a wreath coffin shop under his hand to specialize in the underworld, which will be more convenient. ”

During the banquet, Li Chunsheng soon became a little dizzy, drinking with this group of ghosts in the underworld was much happier than drinking with people in the underworld. They don't have so many crooked eyes, and they will never harm themselves, at most they want something. Although those things are very expensive, even if the judge opens his mouth and asks for a large stadium, saying that he wants to form a football team, play football, and sell football lottery tickets, but in the yang world, they are just paper products, which are not worth much.

So, Li Chunsheng easily agreed. However, as soon as the judge's request was granted, Hades and Zhong Kui came together.

Lord Yama has long since stopped wearing the official uniform of the past, wearing a French handmade mink business jacket on the upper body and a Korean version of North Korean stretch leggings underneath. Seeing Li Chunsheng, who was dazed from drinking, he was full of anxiety and said, "Why did you come down again, something big happened this time!" Alas, let Zhong Kui tell you. ”

Zhong Kui was wearing an otter leather jacket, and he still looked like a martial arts master, and he said in a rough voice: "It's all our carelessness, you leave in a hurry every time, and you didn't have time to tell you." Eighteen gates, eighteen memories, you have already crossed eighteen times, and if you go back, you will lose your memory, if you die again, you will become a lonely soul and a wild ghost, either eaten by other old ghosts in the yang world, or the soul of the onmyoji ghost hunter in the yang world will be scattered, disappear, and no longer exist. ”