Zhong Kui said: "If you go back, you will lose your memory, and if you die again, you will become a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, either eaten by other old ghosts, or the soul of the onmyoji and ghost hunter in the yang world will be scattered and disappear, and will no longer exist." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Ah......h Li Chunsheng, who was about to toast two more glasses of wine with a wine glass, said "let's click", and the nine-turn high-grade crystal cup in his hand fell to the ground and fell into several pieces.

I'm in the Olympics, don't you blame you old ghosts every time I leave in a hurry? Every time, they either want this or that, or urge me to go. Is it easy for me to come and go?

Immediately, the bull head and horse face began to whine and cry bitterly. They cried not because of Li Chunsheng, but because of the gold gloves and diamond watches.

With the first cry of the bull's head, the ghosts will continue to cry, have you ever heard the ghosts cry, the voice is absolutely miserable and desolate, as if the most tragic thing in the world has happened to them.

Although the voice is not good, it moved Li Chunsheng very much, and it is still a ghost in the underworld.

"Don't cry, why cry?" Li Chunsheng felt sad in his heart, and suddenly asked loudly. Frightened, the bull head and Ma Mian next to him thought that he had guessed their thoughts, and he was so frightened that the bull head opened his mouth to tell the truth, and Ma Mian and the bull head stayed together for the longest time, and knew him best, so he immediately covered his mouth and said: "We are sad for you when we see that you can't go back to fall in love." ”

When the judge heard this, he felt that even the bull head and horse face were sad for him, and the benefits I got on weekdays were the greatest and the most, but I behaved so calmly, it seemed a little bad, so I also pretended to cry and said: "Brother, you can't go back to the world, it really makes my old ghost feel sorry for you in my heart." It doesn't matter, in a few days, I will introduce you to a few of the most beautiful female ghosts in the underworld, so that you can fall in love in the underworld and find a good ghost daughter-in-law. ”

When Hades heard this, he was very unhappy in his heart, shouldn't this be my line, but I pondered this sentence for a long time on the way, and even thought about the most beautiful female ghost in the underworld?

immediately glared at Judge Cui, and also pretended to be hoarse and persuaded Li Chunsheng to say: "Brother, don't be sad, although it is not as good as the yang world here, after all, you have also sent in so many good things, as long as it is here, you can take it and use it as you like." Just now Lao Cui said to introduce you to a girlfriend, one is nothing, I will introduce you to at least two, so that you can play three or four horses. ”

Li Chunsheng was just about to speak, but the horse face next to him felt that there was something to take advantage of, and hurriedly said: "I will also introduce you, I will introduce my sister to you, my sister is a fair lady who has never been in love."

Li Chunsheng saw the long face of the horse face and hurriedly waved his hand again and again, and said: "Hey, hey, your sister still forget it, although your sister is one of the best beauties, but I have talked a lot about girlfriends, and I am not worthy of your sister."

At this time, the bull head finally took away the hand that covered his mouth with the horse's face, and everyone saw that he was in a hurry to speak, thinking that he was also going to introduce his girlfriend, but who knew that he cried and said, "My wife's golden gloves......"

The horse's face immediately flashed to the side and said, "Where did this stupid cow come from, I don't know him."

Although Niu Tou looked stupid and could only speak in his heart, his words made the hearts of the King of Hades, the judge, Zhong Kui and others darken: Li Chunsheng can't go back to the yang world, and the life in the underworld will not be easy in the future, and the wine in front of him is getting less and less.

Hades stepped forward and picked up a full glass of Moutai wine and said, "Hehe, Niu Tou has always been outspoken, in fact, he has never been crooked, don't be surprised." Come and let's get drunk and get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows, I'm late, and I'll punish myself with three glasses. ”

After drinking several glasses in a row, the more I drank, the more I felt that although I usually felt good, why wasn't it as good as today? Alas! I will drink one less glass of wine from now on, how can I think of a way to make these old ghosts drink a little less and save more in my villa? By the way, I heard Li Chunsheng say that those foreign wines are more expensive than Moutai, but why do I only like this Moutai?

Let them drink foreign wine and save me Moutai.

So, Lord Yama stood up and shouted, "All the ghosts! Today is the big day when our good man Li Chunsheng decided to stay forever, and we drink the best wine and the most expensive wine. Drink all the wine tonight! ”

So, all the national liquor was sent down, and the foreign liquor was brought up.

Hades' accounting secretary knew Hades best, and immediately understood what Hades meant, in order to let all the ghosts get drunk quickly and drink less alcohol, he secretly replaced the foreign wine with the American "Four Locke".

"Four Locks" contains ******, alcohol and stimulants, and it is easy to make people delirious and even alcoholic poisoning after drinking, and is also known as "fragmented wine". The danger is that packaging, like beverages, is easy to be overlooked. The entrance is not strong, but after a while, it will be in a trance and broken. This "splinter wine" is also called "lost wine".

After Li Chunsheng encountered this kind of wine in the yang world, he wanted to play tricks on the ghosts in the underworld and make a joke on them, but also for the sake of mischief, so he burned a lot of this wine. Of course, according to the method of Hades, it was just a thought that sent this wine to the underworld.

When Li Chunsheng saw that it was this kind of wine, he resolutely refused to drink it. Waiting to see this group of old ghosts come out of the ocean.

Sure enough, although the old ghosts drank an amazing amount of alcohol, it didn't take long for them to start to look like each other. There are those who take off their pants and dance, those who pull their neighbors to build a foundation, those who lie on the ground to learn how to climb turtles, and those who shout that they are the Jade Emperor, and the ...... is now completely isolated from the heavens in the underworld.

However, this did not make Lord Yama very happy, today is considered to have saved a batch of wine, but what about the future?

Come to think of it, no matter how much you save and drink slowly, there will be a day when you will finish drinking. And there are other supplies. So, he sighed deeply again, thinking: No, I still have to find a way to send Li Chunsheng back.

That night all the demons were drunk. Li Chunsheng, who was supposed to be the protagonist, also wanted to taste this short story in the end, so he also drank a can, but he was drunk and unconscious, and he was drunk for seven days.

The loss is the underworld, otherwise, I guess I would have to drink so much wine to death.

When he woke up in the eight-star hotel, he found a beautiful woman lying next to him who he had never seen in his eighteenth life, which was too beautiful and beautiful.

As soon as Li Chunsheng moved, the beauty woke up and shyly helped Li Chunsheng get dressed.

Originally, Li Chunsheng was going to be emotional again, and suddenly remembered that this was the underworld, he was already a dead person, and the female ghost in front of him was also a female ghost, maybe how ugly it would be when he died? Suddenly I lost my mood.

Chatted casually: "You are so beautiful, what is your name, where did the ghost come from, and who arranged for you to come?"

The female ghost replied in a sweet voice and gently: "Back to the master, the master has never named me, so I don't have a name yet." I was a full-time slave girl sent by my master from the sun world, so when I heard that my master was coming, I ran over. ”

Li Chunsheng asked in surprise: "What, you sent it down by me personally?" You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! I've killed myself eighteen times, but when have I ever killed someone? And ...... Still...... Still...... Killed a woman? ”

Seeing that Li Chunsheng was angry, the beautiful woman immediately knelt on the ground and knocked her head to the ground before saying: "Don't be angry, the slave girl didn't lie, the slave girl was indeed made and sent down by the master himself."

Make it yourself?

When did I give birth to a daughter, and I'm still so old?

"You stand up and speak. Tell me how old you were when you came down? Li Chunsheng asked, if he didn't ask her source, he would suffocate to death.

"Yes." The beauty stood up in a very elegant posture, and Li Chunsheng's heart fluttered, and her heart was almost about to sprout.

"Back to the master, I was sent here by the master just two days ago." The beauty said softly.

I'm an Ao, and I was killed just two days after I was born? This heinous behavior is simply a horrific animal behavior, how can it be me, this is definitely not me!

"It's definitely not me, you must be mistaken!" Li Chunsheng said angrily.

Seeing that Li Chun was angry, the beauty knelt down again, but she still said: "Back to the master, the slave girl is not mistaken, the slave girl is thinking about the master all the time here, waiting for the master, how can she be mistaken?" ”

At this time, Li Chunsheng was even more angry, and said angrily: "Since you said that you made it by me, who do you say your mother is?" ”

The beauty raised her head and said suspiciously, "Mother? ……”

Seeing this, Li Chunsheng laughed and said, "What's the matter, you can't tell me, if you want to wronged me, you have to have real evidence." ”

When Li Chunsheng finished laughing, the beauty said with tears in her eyes: "Master, the female slave really doesn't dare to wronged the master, I am indeed made by the master, you are the one who made me, there is no hostess, let alone a mother!" ……”

Seeing a beautiful woman doesn't seem to be telling a lie, besides, does a beautiful woman have to kneel down and wronged a person and call this person the master?

Look closely at the face of the beautiful woman, as if you have seen it somewhere. Rubbing his head, which was still a little cloudy because of drinking, Li Chunsheng suddenly remembered who this beauty was.

It was when Li Chunsheng had just crossed over to a rich third-generation college student in his eighteenth life, and once he was shopping online, he was chatting with a girl, who kept saying: "The master is ......, the female slave is ......, the master is ......, and the female slave is ......."

Li Chunsheng was a little uncomfortable with her practicing herself like this for a little business and a little money, so he jokingly said: "Will the female slave warm the bed?" ”

After waiting for a while and no one answered, Li Chunsheng thought that she would be angry and would not pay attention to herself anymore. Who knew that the girl suddenly replied: "As long as the price is right, let alone warm the bed, it is no problem to really be a slave girl." "Gave a smiley face back.

Li Chunsheng thought: What's wrong with the girls now? I sold myself for a little money.

Actually, I don't blame that girl. came out to work, it wasn't very hard to earn a little living expenses. As for Li Chunsheng, he has traveled eighteen times, which time has not crossed over to a rich family, and now he doesn't care about millions or tens of millions, and he wants to be the most comfortable when he buys online, a pair of shoes is 88,000, a jacket is 880,000, and even a pair of socks costs 8,000. For this number is auspicious.

How many of the girls who come out to work now can stand the temptation of such a rich man? Even if you have a male ticket, you have to get rid of it immediately.

Of course, Li Chunsheng didn't believe that girls were really willing to be their slave girls. What's more, he's a text chat, and he doesn't know what the girls look like, age, etc., but the idea of a full-time slave girl who can warm the bed was born.

At this time, Li Chunsheng had already made a lot of good things for the underworld, and the level of making handicrafts and paper tie people with soft paper and hard paper was already as pure as fire.

Once, a few days before the Double Ninth Festival, when Li Chunsheng was making things for the ghosts in the underworld, he carefully made a paper figure according to the most beautiful beauty he imagined in his mind. She also wrote very small eight words under a magnifying glass under the thumb of her left foot: Li Chunsheng's full-time female slave.

Thinking of this, Li Chunsheng said, "Lift your left foot up and let me see your toes." ”

"Look...... Look at my toes? The beauty asked suspiciously.

Li Chunsheng nodded solemnly, and the beauty had no choice but to stand up and straighten up her delicate and slender left leg.

She doesn't even have to hold things, she doesn't have to mix her legs, and this leg is just like that, and gymnasts are just like that. Li Chunsheng was greatly praised in his heart.

If you look carefully at her left thumb, there is indeed a black mole underneath, and if you don't look carefully, you won't think it would be a word.

After letting the beauty put down her feet, Li Chunsheng remembered another thing.

That was after the slave girl was made. When he was bored, Li Chunsheng played a web game on the Internet, and in the game, he used beautiful women as pets. This made Li Chunsheng sweat badly, how can people be pets? He never played such a game again.

However, when I made things for the underworld again before Chinese New Year's Eve, I made a beautiful pet in black with a pair of dark and smart eyes.

The pets in the game all have specialties, what are the specialties of your pets? In addition to the due kung fu, such as archery, Li Chunsheng designed a more bull's nose specialty for her - proficient in I Ching gossip! Thinking that he has a beautiful pet who is proficient in Zhou Yi, Li Chunsheng doesn't know how much he should have.

Because of the sleet and sleet that day, Li Chunsheng made her a black umbrella, thinking that whether it was rain or snow or the sun, she could give ******** at any time.

Similarly, eight words were written under the thumb of her right foot: Li Chunsheng's guardian pet.

Thinking of this, Li Chunsheng asked the beauty: "Since you are here, should there still be a girl ......?" ”

The beauty immediately understood what Li Chunsheng meant, and said softly: "There has been a girl guarding the door, I don't know if you are talking about her." ”

Li Chunsheng walked over quickly and opened the door, and sure enough, there was a beautiful woman in black standing outside the door with a black umbrella in her hand, and the eyes of the beautiful woman were smart and black, like the stars in the sky.

When the beauty saw Li Chunsheng, she immediately knelt down and shouted: "Master, I have finally seen you, and in the future, I will guard you for the rest of my life until the end of my life." ”

After taking it into the room and checking it, there was indeed an identical "black mole" under the thumb of the right foot.