Zhu Junmu stared at the marks of teeth on the peach, and his mood suddenly fell into a trough. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He originally thought that the land lord was also a god, and even if there were no mundane things such as gold and silver, he would have to come up with a treasure.

What is this?

Is his old man with bad teeth?

Trade what you don't want to trade with yourself?

Then this immortal is too picky!

It's a loss of heaven and the face of the Jade Emperor!

Seeing that Zhu Jun was full of black lines, the land had an expression of wanting to throw peaches on his face, and couldn't help but smile slightly: "Does the shopkeeper know what this is?" ”

"Uh......"

Zhu Jun was stunned.

What's wrong? Can you still say that he is a peerless treasure?

Haven't you really seen the world?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun said angrily: "Isn't this just a peach, or you eat the leftovers." Could it be that it is still a fairy peach at the Queen Mother's peach meeting? ”

"Smart, the son can be taught." The land nodded, and said with a smile: "This is a peach that only bears fruit once in three thousand years in the Nine Heavens Yao Pond Peach Tree, and ...... eaten it."

"Stop." Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun with a dark face, "How can you get Xiantao from a small land that can't even go up to the sky?" Could it be that pies and peaches are not falling in the sky now? ”

Obviously, Zhu Jun doesn't believe in the nonsense of the land. He didn't know how many times he had watched Journey to the West, and the one who could be invited by the Queen Mother to participate in the Pan Tao Club was either Da Luo Jinxian or the Great Sage of the Quartet, when would it be his turn to be a small land lord.

Could it be that there will be an overproduction of peaches? The immortals really can't eat it, so why don't they just send it to all the immortals with names and surnames in the immortal book?

"Uh......" When Zhu Jun said this, his old face suddenly turned red, and he was embarrassed for a long time before he told the reason.

It turned out that this benevolent brother was not born with the land. Five hundred years ago, he was still an immortal in charge of the orchard and flower field of Yaochi Wonderland, although he was not a Da Luo Jin Immortal, but he could also be regarded as a character who could occasionally go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to show his face, and lived a leisurely life of flirting with girls and picking flowers. Whenever there is a peach event, he participates in it.

But the good times didn't last long, and the new Monkey King of Bi Ma Wen saw him smiling happily with the fairies in the flowers and grass every day, and he was jealous and made a small report to the Jade Emperor. As a result, the identities of the two fell out, Sun Wukong guarded the Yaochi Wonderland, but he was sent to raise horses. Later, I don't know why, he was suddenly knocked down from the mortal world from the heavenly immortals, and became a land lord guarding a broken land. In the end, he realized that it was still Sun Wukong's ghost. Because Sun Wukong fell in love with the Hundred Flowers Fairy, it was a coincidence that this Hundred Flowers Fairy just liked the land prince. This is okay, then don't do it to your immortals.

In this way, he went from raising heavenly horses to falling directly to the bottom, and was directly beaten into an immortal who couldn't even go to the sky.

No way.

What is this?

It's just ruined!

Then Sun Wukong havoc in the Heavenly Palace, will it also be related to the Hundred Flowers Fairy?

The plot is too bloody!

Or is this old boy talking about it?

Whether it's true or not, Zhu Jun is a little pitiful for the father-in-law of the land in front of him, and he is really blessed and unlucky, and now he is almost unemployed.

If the immortal does his job, it can be regarded as the blood mold that has poured eight lifetimes.

Since this peach is really a fairy peach, if you eat it, won't you immediately become an immortal? Even if you can't become an immortal, at least you're a half-immortal!

Wait, he just said three hundred years ago? In this way, this peach has been left for three hundred years? It's not going to spoil, it's going to go bad!

So, he asked unceremoniously, "Are you sure you can eat it?" It's been 300 years, and you won't eat the dead! ”

"Hahaha...... "The land looked up to the sky and laughed, "Don't worry, don't say three or five hundred years, it's three or five thousand years, it's still the same." ”

"Are you sure?" Zhu Jun glanced at the land suspiciously.

"The shopkeeper can rest assured, the old man guarantees with his life....... Wait a minute...... You haven't promised me yet...... Ay! Before the land was finished, he saw Zhu Jun open his mouth and bite it, and couldn't help sighing: "Okay, I hope Xiaoyou won't forget the old man's entrustment." ”

"The taste is ok, but the moisture is a little less..... Uh..... "Zhu Jun took two bites, and was about to comment, but he felt his stomach suddenly gurgle like a river and a sea.

"Old thing, you lied to me......" Zhu Jun threw the peach casually, clinged to the chrysanthemum, took graceful small steps, and rushed to the toilet.

"Uh......" The land couldn't figure out why this happened, and muttered in his mouth: "It can't be that the turbidity in the world is too heavy, it's really deteriorated!" ”

Thinking of this, the land said to Yu Ji, who was bending over to carry new clothes on the bed: "Girl, do you know how to send the old man back?" ”

The scene just now was naturally all seen by Yu Ji, she knew that the land lord wanted to smear oil on the soles of her feet, so she smiled and pointed to the mobile phone sitting on it, "Brother Zhu picked you up with the box called the mobile phone." ”

The land was busy thinking about going back, and sure enough, the mobile phone rang.

The land was overjoyed, picked up the mobile phone, stabbed it for a while, and soon disappeared in place, and the mobile phone also fell to the ground.

"Who's calling?" At this time, Zhu Jun, who was turning over the river and the sea, naturally heard the mobile phone ringing and shouted outside.

Yu Ji smiled, picked up the phone and put it on the table, and said, "The father-in-law of the land said that he had something important to do, and he had already left." ”

.....................

Just because he ate two bites of expired peaches, Zhu Jun squatted in the toilet for a whole day, if it weren't for the landlord who used the toilet in order to raise the rent, it is estimated that this kid would have collapsed in the toilet unconscious.

It's strange to say that Zhu Jun just rested for one night, and the next day he became more vigorous and vigorous, and he felt that his body was much better than usual, which could be described as light as a swallow.

The most reluctant reason for him to call to scold the land lord was because his eyes suddenly had a perspective function.

Perspective?

Damn, it's a skill that all men in the world dream of!

That...... Yu Ji?

In front of him, is there still any privacy?

Anyway, after getting up in the morning, Zhu Jun himself just looked at Yu Ji, who was taking care of him, with ill-intentioned eyes, but found that he could see the delicate figure inside through his clothes, and he almost didn't hold it, and he corrected Yu Meiren on the spot.

Belch...... I don't know who gave whom to rectify the Fa on the spot.

However, this function could not be used all the time, and after only watching it for three seconds, he felt very tired, as if his strength had been drained.

Obviously, this kind of powerful function requires a lot of energy to maintain. And he, just a mortal, can't do this at all.

.......

In just two days, after experiencing so many strange and incredible things, Zhu Jun changed his original intention and decided not to go to work.

He didn't dare to leave Yu Ji alone at home now, obviously making trouble for himself. Moreover, his electric car was crushed by Xiang Yu with a comminuted fracture, and he couldn't deliver the goods without a car, instead of facing that fat old virgin every day, he might as well watch the beauty at home every day.

As for his dream lover Xu Ya.

Belch.....

Long pain is better than short pain, forget it!

Zhu Jun hasn't thought about changing houses for the time being, and if he changes to a big house, he can't get tired of being in a palm-sized hut with Yu Ji every day, and he hasn't made any money yet, so he is reluctant to live by eating his old book.

Yu Ji is full of curiosity about this world of flowers, and obviously doesn't want to stay at home every day. After seeing that Zhu Jun was well, he shouted to go out to play.

Zhu Jun was afraid of this girl's ability to spend money, so he hurriedly made excuses that he was not well and wanted to rest, so he persuaded the unhappy poppy to come back.

At this time, Zhu Jun's mobile phone rang again.

"Isn't the land deal not yet complete? Why is it here again? Zhu Jun saw that the APP was flickering, and muttered to himself, but the movements of his hands were not slow, and he hurriedly pressed it.

No way, lack of money!

And the person who appeared this time startled him violently.

A bright silver scale armor stained with blood, full of traces of knives and axes, and holes in several places, should have just experienced a thrilling battle of life and death.

The person who came was similar in height to Zhu Jun, but he was very burly, and his dark face did not show the slightest expression of pain because of the injury, but it was a sad face, but more unwilling.