Peeking at the shower last night and almost being abused, Zhu Jun only thought that Yu Ji was stronger than he imagined, but he never thought that this girl was still a violent person, and she would fight if she didn't say a word, specializing in the most vulnerable places of men, and she was extremely accurate. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Was it taught by Xiang Yu?

Then this old boy is too insidious, is it specially used to guard against me?

Or is it that women are born with a love of kicking that place?

Not long ago, I was thinking about pushing her down. There is no need for Xiang Yu to go out at all, Yu Ji, who has already revealed her true form, can destroy herself in minutes.

The poor fourth brother probably didn't look at the yellow calendar before he went out, and every time he picked up a girl, he could catch it, but he didn't expect to walk too much at night, and he really ran into a ghost today.

Moreover, it is still a vicious ghost who has always been extremely vicious.

How can he still have the majesty of being the boss usually, curled up and kept begging for mercy, "Sister, ah...... Sister, sister, I was wrong... Please stop fighting.... Yes!!! ”

Zhu Jun, who watched it, was also trembling all over, and his legs were clamping the little baby's pimple.

Seeing that Yu Ji had no intention of stopping, Zhu Jun was afraid of causing trouble, so he hurriedly stepped forward to grab her and whispered, "Let's almost leave!" We can't afford to mess with this kid. ”

Yu Ji nodded, and still angrily kicked the fourth brother's ass with the pointed end of the leather shoe, and just mentioned the location of the back door impartially.

The poor fourth child was blown up before and after, which is worse than the heroines in the island country love action movie.

.......

On the way back, Yu Ji was still angry, and asked Zhu Jun angrily, "What power does that person have?" Why did you pull me away? ”

"Hey!" Zhu Jun sighed and replied: "He is the boss around here, and what he and his subordinates are doing are bullying men and women, not to mention that we ordinary people can't afford to mess with them, even the police, uh.... Even if you catch fast, you can't control it. ”

After hearing this, Yu Ji showed disdain and sneered: "The eldest husband should stand up to the sky, Brother Zhu, are you afraid of a thief who walks the streets and alleys?" ”

Zhu Jun can say anything other than a wry smile? You should be your time! If you don't agree with each other, you will draw a knife against each other?

At this moment, a roaring police car blocked their way, and two policemen, one old and one young, came down from above.

Of course, Zhu Jun knew what these two people meant, and he thought that he should have come.

The old policeman walked up to the two and said, "We received a report that a man and a woman were making trouble in the mall and injured the crowd who were fighting, I think it should be you!" ”

This is not clear, first buckle a big hat, get it to the police station, and then slowly clean it up.

As soon as Zhu Jun was about to explain, Yu Ji, who was already unconvinced, took the lead, "How is it?" That kind of little thief, even if he kills it, what if he kills it? Isn't the government reasonable? ”

Oops, I'll go!

After hearing this, Zhu Jun couldn't wait to beat Yu Ji's buttocks.

When you say that, isn't it getting darker and darker?

Sure enough, the old policeman smiled meaningfully and said, "Since this is the case, then go back to the station with us and reason with you!" ”

After saying that, he took off the handcuffs around his waist and wanted to torture people.

Zhu Jun was afraid that Yu Ji would beat the police again, and the crime of attacking the police would be great, so he hurriedly said: "Uncle policeman, there is no need to torture people!" We all know what is going on in our hearts, so it's better not to trouble you, I'm willing to mediate privately. ”

Zhu Jun is not stupid, once he is tortured and enters the police station, the meaning will completely change, and it will be impossible to explain the identity of Yu Ji when the time comes.

You can't call Xiang Yu and ask him to bring troops to the police station to rob people!

really came to that point, Yu Ji Xiang Yu patted his ass and returned to the Qin Dynasty, and he was either sent to the laboratory to be a guinea pig, or he ended up sitting in prison.

"Private?" The old policeman is an understanding person, and he did not shy away from taking out his mobile phone and dialing a call, and after explaining the situation on the other end of the phone, he said to Zhu Jun: "The fourth child has been sent to the hospital now, saying that he will pay at least 50,000 yuan in compensation, otherwise he will go to the court to sue and ask you to pay criminal responsibility." ”

Fifty thousand?

Zhu Jun almost didn't get angry, is this clearly blackmail?

Belch...... It was blackmail.

Today, the gold was only sold for more than 50,000 yuan, and it cost almost 10,000 yuan to buy clothes for Yu Ji, and now there are only a little more than 40,000 left.

Isn't it that after working for a long time, all of them were spent by Yu Ji, and they have to paste their old books?

Zhu Jun suddenly had a feeling that this poppy beauty was not sent by God to punish him, and he kicked all the ten gold medals given by Xiang Yu with one kick.

After some bargaining, Zhu Jun finally took 45,000 yuan before it was settled.

It's just, is this really the end of it?

After they left, the young policeman smiled and said to the old policeman: "The fourth brother has made a lot of money again this time, and this beating is not in vain." ”

"Hmph." The old policeman looked back at the backs of Zhu Jun and the others, and sneered: "This money is a fart, that woman is a treasure." ”

The young policeman was stunned for a moment, but soon understood what the old policeman meant. As soon as he saw Yu Ji just now, he was shocked, and he couldn't wait to marry him home as a wife immediately. Now I can't help but feel a little sorry, it's a pity that it's so beautiful.

Who are they? What kind of forces are behind it?

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It's a night now, uh...... In less than two hours, I returned to the pre-liberation period, and the depression in my heart can be imagined.

After listening to Zhu Jun talk about his concerns, Yu Ji also realized that she was really too impulsive just now, so she broke into a big disaster.

So, with a guilty face, he took out his purse, "It's all because the slave family is too impulsive, so I want to affect Brother Zhu, and I hope that Brother Zhu will not be too little." ”

If a big man gave it to him, Zhu Jun would not hesitate to take it. But if he wants to take the woman's money, he can't afford to lose the man.

"Jingle bell...... Jingle bell ......"

He was about to excuse himself when his phone rang.

When he took it out and looked at it, Zhu Jun smiled, "Haha, someone sent money again." ”

So, I clicked on my phone without hesitation.

There is no strange way to appear this time, a beard dressed like a beggar, and the old man suddenly appeared in front of the two.

Beggar?

Could it be Hong Qigong?

Zhu Jun, who came back to his senses, asked the bad old man who didn't look like a dog stick no matter how he looked at the pestle, "Are you?" Beggars? ”

"Hey!" The old man suddenly blushed, and sighed to himself, "I didn't expect the old man to be reduced to this." ”

"Don't sigh, who the hell are you? I'm penniless now, but I can't afford to give you a full meal. "Just been extorted all his belongings, Zhu Jun's mind is full of money, who knows that someone will ask for food, so naturally there will be nothing good to entertain.

"Uh......" The bad old man didn't expect Zhu Jun to speak so bluntly, and he was immediately embarrassed to death, and said with a wry smile: "The shopkeeper has misunderstood, the old man is not a beggar in the market......."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun angrily, "It's not a beggar in the market, it's still a beggar." ”

"I ........" The bad old man suddenly trembled with anger, pointed at Zhu Jun for a while, and then said with a sad face: "The old man is the land lord of Zhongzhou, and he has been quite troubled recently, and he suddenly heard that the shopkeeper has magical powers, so he came to ask the shopkeeper to help subdue the demon." ”

Land father-in-law?

Demon subjugation?

Your old man can afford to look down on me!

"Wait!" Zhu Jun couldn't believe that the father-in-law of the land was a beggar, "Why are you so different from the one in the temple?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Jun saw the strange looks cast by the passers-by around him and said, "Forget it, let's go home and talk about it!" ”

When I got home, the land made sense.

It turns out that there are thousands of lands in the world, and he is only the inconspicuous one among them. And the land lord who is enshrined in the temple in the world is called Zhang Fude, and it is only because of his kind eyebrows and amiable eyes that he was selected by Heaven as the image spokesperson of the land lord, and he often walks around in the world. Therefore, the world has always thought that the land lord is just a person.

And on the land guarded by this unfortunate land office, a pangolin that has been cultivated for thousands of years came a long time ago, not only occupying his cave mansion, occupying his land, and eating the local people, but also asking the people to give him hundreds of virgins every year......

The land is not a great immortal, nor does it have any mana, and he is so soft-spoken that he can't even enter the Nantianmen, let alone sue the Jade Emperor. In this way, the poor father-in-law of the land ate and drank with the surrounding land colleagues, and spent hundreds of years in a daze. Recently, I don't know if the pangolin is moving too much, or if the Heavenly Court sent an envoy to the Nether to inspect and discovered this incident. I don't know what Heavenly Court thinks, if he wants to get rid of that monster within a year, otherwise he will roll up and roll out.

"What's the pay?" Zhu Jun doesn't care whether he surrenders the demon or not, he will negotiate the price first.

The father-in-law of the land seemed to have been ready for a long time, and took out a peach from his sleeve.

Belch...... Half a piece to be exact.

Because one side has been bitten a few times.