Chapter 038 The urge to urinate is thick, and the urine is inexhaustible

"You're so old. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Lei Feng smiled playfully on the corner of his mouth, and increased the strength of his wrist, "Let me tell you, if you know each other, stay away from Ye Ruo, that's the girl I fancie." ”

At the first glance of Lei Feng, he was completely conquered by his fresh and beautiful appearance and elegant atmosphere.

In fact, he, like most of the boys in the class, has a similar "admiration" for Lin Chuxia, but he understands that even if his family is extraordinary, there is still a gap between him and the school flower.

Lin Chuxia is too perfect, in the river, she is like a dazzling star, and her suitors are like carp crossing the river, there are countless people.

Lei Feng was in front of her, and he didn't even dare to take a breath of air, there was a deep inferiority complex, and her beauty made him feel ashamed.

Ye Xiu was suddenly silent, and Lei Feng's face at the moment made him feel a little uncomfortable.

"Speak, why don't you speak? Isn't it quite energetic on the podium just now, hehe, promote Chinese traditional Chinese medicine, be a doctor who has been famous for thousands of years, hang the pot to help the world, boy, and the has been blown up. ”

Liu Xiang also echoed at this time, and his thin and sallow face was full of mockery, "Why don't you treat Lao Tzu for a treat." ”

"It's really a two-way thing."

"Brother Monkey, it's not cool to look at this."

"He has a bad face."

The few little minions who followed behind the two couldn't help but be disdainful, and the jealousy in their words was obvious.

Before Ye Xiu came, most of the boys in the second class were at the same level, and everyone looked at each other, and they were all very pleasing to the eye.

But when this guy came, he immediately became the most beautiful one among the many boys in the second class, and the gap was not just a little bit of a star.

The vast majority of girls have a good impression of this boy who has only come to the class for less than a day, and there is no other reason than Ye Xiu's face that meets the taste of girls.

"Lei Feng, can you tell me, what did I Ye Xiu do?" Even at this moment, Ye Xiu's expression was still as plain as water.

If Ye Xiu showed a trembling and scared expression at this moment, they might be able to look at their classmates and start a little lighter.

But the more insipid he became, the more unhappy Lei Feng and his younger brothers became.

"What did you do? You didn't do anything, our brothers just fucking can't get used to you, and think you're too fucking pretending. ”

Lei Feng's words were aggressive, and his dark face showed a bit of hideousness, and Ye Xiu's calmness made his emotions on the verge of going berserk.

He didn't understand, where did this guy in front of him get the courage to face so many people who were eyeing him, and he didn't even have the slightest panic.

"You're trying to hit me, right?"

Ye Xiu stretched out his hand and patted Lei Feng lightly on the shoulder, looking harmless to humans and animals.

"Knowingly asked." Liu Xiang took a step forward and looked ruthless, "Boss Lei, you're talking to this guy, let's fight." ”

As he spoke, he raised his fist and smashed it at Ye Xiu.

In his opinion, the tall and thin silly boy in front of him is probably a nerd who has no power to restrain the chicken.

But it was such a sharp and ruthless punch, but it was easily avoided by Ye Xiu.

"There is something to say, but there are no eyes in the fists and feet, and it harms others and oneself."

While Ye Xiu spoke, he also stretched out his hand and patted Liu Xiang on the shoulder.

As a miracle doctor, how could he use vulgar fists and feet to deal with Lei Feng's little minions?

"Huh?"

"Hurry up and get out of the way, I'm dying."

Lei Feng's face changed greatly, and an irrepressible urge of urine came to his heart, catching him off guard.

And the position where he was standing at the moment was still a certain distance from the urinal pool and the urinal pit, but the urine was too nervous, and he was about to take off his pants.

Nima, she was caught off guard by urine......

I saw that his tight jeans were rapidly soaked with liquid, and a peculiar smell suddenly filled the air.

When those little brothers saw this, they couldn't help laughing.

Can you pee your pants in the toilet? This Boss Lei is going against the rhythm of the sky.

"I'm ...... Day"

Lei Feng was stunned for a moment.

He could clearly feel the sticky and warm feeling in his crotch.

My brain was a little confused, and the strong urge to urinate was still so strong.

"Nima, what are you looking at! If anyone dares to speak out, Lao Tzu will cut his ******. ”

Lei Feng felt that his face was lost, although he often peed his pants when he was young, but since he was in elementary school, he has never peed his pants again.

This kind of thing happened for the first time today!

And in front of so many people, the most important thing, this is the toilet, I drip.

While being embarrassed and angry, Lei Feng hurriedly took off his pants and stood next to the pit, not forgetting to cast a fierce look at Ye Xiu, "Boy, wait, I'll clean you up when I'm done." ”

Lei Feng didn't expect that his sudden attack was Ye Xiu's masterpiece.

Ye Xiu's face was very weird, and he wanted to laugh, but he held back again.

It was also the first time he had done such a thing, and for a skilled miracle doctor, he clearly understood every acupuncture point in the human body.

Just now, the moment he touched Lei Feng's shoulder, he used a unique technique to stimulate a certain acupuncture point on his shoulder, so under various chain effects, Lei Feng's bladder went out of control, so the scene in front of him appeared.

In the eyes of ordinary people, this may be a bit "incredible", but for Ye Xiu, who is proficient in medical skills, it is just a very simple matter.

"Hey, I can't hold it back." Liu Xiang suddenly snorted, so the little brother couldn't help but look at the crotch of this product.

Liu Xiang's crotch was already soaked...... Even the whole leg of the pants was wet.

So someone finally couldn't help but laugh with a "poof", and then the little brothers couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Hahaha......"

The toilet was filled with all kinds of exaggerated laughter.

"Laugh?"

"Whoever dares to laugh again, Lao Tzu will kick his eggs."

Because Liu Xiang is thin, he has a nickname called "Silly Monkey" and says that he is thin like a monkey, which is a fact, but he is stupid, he is really a little stupid.

Stupid enough to fight and die.

Stupid enough to not want your own life, but also someone else's life.

Most of the little minions who followed Lei Feng were very afraid of him.

So as Liu Xiang's burst of shouts sounded, the little brothers honestly shut their mouths.

He took off his pants, stood next to Lei Feng, and began to shush......

The two of them stood for a while, and their legs were numb.

But I found that the urge to urinate in my heart was always very strong, damn, I couldn't finish peeing......