Ye Xiu turned a blind eye to the situation of the two, and estimated in his heart that this should have to be pulled into prostration. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although this is the case, it is very bad to be in the shadow.

But he was also forced to do it, and the master once taught him that when he went out, he could not bully the weak, but he could not bully others.

Comparing his martial arts with his medical skills, he is naturally superior in martial arts.

So on the premise that Ye Xiu was not very angry, he rationally chose to use medical skills.

Like the security guard who had his brain in the water last time, he really touched his bottom line.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have brutally knocked it straight away.

"Silly monkey, it's a dog, I can't stop at all......" Lei Feng looked down, feeling like he had eaten Xuanmai.

Liu Xiang frowned, and he also looked bitter, and said, "Boss Lei, do you think we are possessed by some ghosts and wild ghosts?" How can it last so long. ”

"Lonely ghosts? You're reading too many supernatural novels. ”

"What age is this now, and you still believe in that thing?"

Lei Feng couldn't help but show a look of contempt, turned to the little brothers and said, "My legs are numb, you two come and help me." Keep one, optimistic about the kid surnamed Ye. ”

"Let's think about what to do. Nima, this situation is obviously something wrong with our body. Even if you eat Xuanmai, it can't be so long, wait another ten minutes, if you still have the urge to urinate, then call 120. ”

The stupid monkey calmed down, analyzed it carefully, and gave a fairly pertinent suggestion, they couldn't just stand here all the time, it had been going on for about ten minutes.

"Boss Lei, did you eat anything special at noon?"

"I suddenly felt that this was a little strange! You say, the two of us are fine, and we suddenly have a desire to urinate, and we can't help it? ”

"And the interval is so short, and I still pee my pants, don't you think it's weird?" The silly monkey's calm speculation made Ye Xiu can't help but want to give a thumbs up to the IQ of this product.

"That's right, how can the two of us pee at the same time, in the same place, and pee our pants so much? What does this mean? ”

Lei Feng stretched out his hand and patted Liu Xiang's shoulder, and couldn't help but admire his good eyesight. This military advisor has received a lot of money, and he still has a little brain, so he can cultivate it himself, and he may really be able to become a bully in the river in the future.

"What's the problem?"

Liu Xiang frowned, showing a thoughtful look, and followed closely, as if suddenly realized, "Boss Lei, doesn't this prove our rare fate with Chiguoguo?!" ”

"There is also a tacit understanding, you said that people who can pee together in a hurry, in their previous life, they must have been either brothers or fathers."

In fact, Liu Xiangxiang and Lei Feng are people with similar personalities, that is, they don't think about problems with their brains, otherwise the two of them would definitely not be so opposite and play together.

Before his words fell, Lei Feng slapped him on the head fiercely, and shook his head in disappointment, "Your mother, what is not brother or father, are you bullying me for not knowing idioms?" Do you still want to run to Lao Tzu's head and be a big brother? Rebel, you! ”

Liu Xiang realized his slip of the tongue just now, and hurriedly sent the sycophants that had been prepared a long time ago, "I am really full of running trains, a handsome and chic young man like Boss Lei, Yushu Lingfeng's unique style, I can be your little brother in this life, it is all a blessing that has been cultivated in eight lifetimes." ”

Not to mention, most of the people like them who want to become inflammatory, soar into the sky, are sycophants.

"I'm just like you're farting." Lei Feng had a useful expression on his face, although his dark face was completely different from what Liu Xiang said.

But this still can't be stopped, this extremely "narcissistic" character, he didn't do it, he just likes others to praise her for being handsome, she can eat with her face, but she has to rely on her talent.

Ye Xiu stood aside, and he couldn't help but laugh a little. There's no way, the conversation between Lei Feng and his little brother is so funny that even a person like him, who has a very high laugh, can't hold it back.

"Poof......

Finally, his abrupt laughter rang out in the toilet.

For Lei Feng, Ye Xiu's laughter was like a sharp thorn that pierced his eardrum fiercely, bringing nothing but pain.

It's more of a feeling of humiliation.

Nothing else, Lei Feng has always been a little unaccustomed to those long white and tender "sissies", and what kind of "little fresh meat" is the word he hates the most.

Because he was very dark, neither of these words was related to him.

Even if he hopes in his heart that he can grow into a little fresh meat that is more sissy than a sissy.

"The surname Ye, what do you mean! Laugh, isn't it funny? Lei Feng's expression was a little gloomy. He wanted to rush over now and beat Ye Xiu violently, but unfortunately because he was going to pee, he could only wait a little longer.

Ye Xiu nodded very sincerely, "If it's not funny, can I laugh?" ”

Lei Feng wanted to be angry, but when he clenched his fists, he felt that his whole body was extremely weak, like a tree without roots, which would fall down at any time.

So he could only grit his teeth helplessly and said, "You won't be able to jump for long, sooner or later, I will clean you up." ”

"Pick me up?"

Ye Xiu lowered his head and smiled, "You yourself are a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and you still have to clean me up?" If there is nothing particularly important, then I will take my leave. ”

After speaking, without waiting for the reaction of the guy in charge of the door, Ye Xiu opened the toilet door with lightning speed, ran out with an arrow step, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Hehe, boss, that guy is a thief who runs fast, and in the blink of an eye, he is gone." The little brother in charge of guarding the door closed the door and said stupidly.

He didn't seem to be conscious, and his appearance at the moment, with his eyebrows and rat eyes, had already attracted all of Lei Feng's firepower.

Lei Feng didn't look at the janitor, but said calmly to the little brother who was supporting him, "Take off your shoes for me." ”

"Boss, this is not good." This young man is good-looking, but he is a little handsome, and when he saw Lei Feng taking off his shoes, his face suddenly showed embarrassment.

Lei Feng frowned, feeling that his little brothers were too disobedient, so he raised his voice and roared, "If you want to take it off, you will take it off for me, why are you talking so much nonsense!" ”

The little brother with clear eyebrows was startled, and then he took off his shoes without saying a word.

So the toilet was instantly filled with a smell that could smoke people directly to the sky.

Lei Feng hurriedly blocked his nose with his hand, with a look of fear, and asked tentatively, "You tell you the truth, how long has it been since you changed?" ”

"It's only changed on New Year's Day." The handsome boy replied truthfully, with a natural tone, and a somewhat intoxicated expression on his face, obviously he liked this smell very much.

Everyone was shocked, what is the New Year's Day that has only been changed?

Nima, now that this Dragon Boat Festival has passed, according to him, I'm afraid I will have to change my socks once every few years, exaggerated, awesome, don't explain.

"Very good."

Lei Feng showed a satisfied expression, holding the shoe that could smoke people to death.

In the next second, without warning, he threw it at the little brother who had just watched the door.

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