Chapter 057: Chicken Ass

Niu Bi nodded approvingly, and said seriously, "You're right, no matter how handsome a man is, he can't bear the responsibilities he should bear, and that's a waste." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Remember, a man cannot be a face, and the sea cannot be measured. The mandala flower is beautiful, but it is full of poison. Like a rose full of sharp thorns, do not be deceived by the appearance of things. ”

Ye Xiu's face was very calm, these words were indeed a bit preachy, but he felt that this was very necessary, Niu Bi had regained his handsome face in such a short time, and it was inevitable that he would be a little arrogant.

Impetuousness and impulsiveness are the characteristics of young people, and Ye Xiu himself is no exception, and at some point, he himself can't control the urge to throw his head and spill blood in his body.

"I know the truth, who once disliked me because of my appearance, I don't bother to look at them now, as soon as I entered the classroom this morning, everyone was shocked, including when I was at home, my parents saw my appearance, and thought I had eaten some elixir."

Niu Bi patted Ye Xiu's shoulder and signaled him to rest assured.

Ye Xiu didn't say much, and directly explained, "There is no elixir in this world, and all phenomena can be explained by science." ”

……

In the blink of an eye, the morning passed.

Lei Feng's location is in the last corner of the classroom, where in addition to a garbage can, there is also an air conditioner, I have to say that in summer, this is a treasure land.

Although sometimes, the lid of the trash can is not closed properly, and there will be a pungent smell, but Lei Feng has long been used to it, he likes to rely on the air conditioner, adjust the temperature to 16°, and enjoy the coolness alone.

Lying on the desk and sleeping lazily, reading novels, no one dared to report him, most of the teachers turned a blind eye to Lei Feng's rude behavior.

Nothing else, this guy is quite honest in class, at least it won't affect others' classes, and his grades are in the middle and lower reaches of the second class, which is not too bad.

The teacher warned him many times to no avail, so he stopped paying attention to him, like this kind of mud that can't support the wall, wasting time on him, it is better to give a few more questions to those good students.

"Silly monkey, I didn't burp alive this morning, and now I hate it so much, you can help me think of a way to fix this Wang Ba Lamb surnamed Ye, I am not happy to see his dignified face."

Lei Feng had a toothpick in his mouth, and there was still half an unfinished "Jiang Feng Authentic Stove Stuffy Chicken" in the desk. ”

This chicken is golden in color, rich in aroma, oily but not greasy, the meat is fresh and tender, it is the most famous specialty of Jiangfeng City, the stupid monkey has eaten it several times, and is very obsessed with this taste, looking at it at the moment, saliva is going to flow out.

"Boss Lei, I'll share a little bit of this braised chicken, I overslept at noon, and I didn't eat...... As for the whole leaf repair, when my stomach is full, I will naturally want to pay attention. Liu Xiang was greedy, so he started talking nonsense.

Lei Feng put his finger in his mouth to wash off the oil on it, then frowned, and reluctantly pouted the fat chicken butt, handed it to the stupid monkey, and reminded, "After eating, if you can't think of it, buy me one tomorrow." Nima, Lao Tzu queued up for a noon to buy it, and now the essence is for you to eat. ”

The stupid monkey's brows furrowed into a Chuanzi, although he had no habit of cleanliness, but Lei Feng finished holding his fingers, and the action of pouting the chicken's ass was too unhygienic.

Let's not mention this for the time being, it's not good to pout, just pouting a chicken butt!

I like it, though!

This guy is excited, he has a special habit, that is, he likes to eat all kinds of butts, especially "braised chicken butts" his favorite.

"Haha, Boss Lei knows that I have a good bite - I actually kept it and didn't eat it." After eating, the stupid monkey also learned to thunder seal and licked the oil off his fingers.

This didn't make the girl who was sitting in front of him and unintentionally skimming her head so disgusted that she vomited, this must be someone who hasn't eaten for a long time? It's pathetic......

Lei Feng was very speechless, what did it mean to keep it for nothing, he never ate the ass when he ate chicken......

When he saw the intoxicated expression on the face of the stupid monkey after eating the chicken butt, he only felt that his stomach was rolling, and it was really enough to be a human being.

"What about countermeasures?"

He glared at the stupid monkey and asked, thinking that you have eaten all the chicken butts, and if you don't come up with a good idea, I will tell you to spit it out.

Liu Xiang smiled, his face was obscene, his mind flashed, he leaned over and whispered, "We just need to do this...... Got it? ”

"Hey...... Sure enough, I read you right. This time I'm going to have a big prize, and I'll keep the chicken butt for you tomorrow. If this is done, then I will reward you with ten braised chicken butts at once. ”

As Lei Feng spoke, he pulled another piece of chicken and stuffed it into his mouth. This dish is not cheap, the retail price is 1999RMB, otherwise his family is very rich, where to eat.

"Boss Lei, then, can you give me a piece of meat to eat?" Liu Xiang asked tentatively.

So the two foodies, you look at me and I look at you, look at each other......

Lei Feng was a little stunned, and explained while eating, "This braised chicken, his chicken is very unpalatable, and if it is dry, it is like eating loess, you still have to wait for tomorrow to eat the butt, the butt is the essence of the stewed chicken, which can be called a delicacy in the world." ”

Liu Xiang immediately ignored him, didn't he say that it was very unpalatable?

I also eat so deliciously, I lick the oil on my lips from time to time.

"Okay, I'll wait for tomorrow's chicken butt......" Liu Xiang sighed, and he was such a picky boss, and it could be regarded as his eight lifetimes of mold.

He swore that if he was rich, he would buy 100 "Jiang Feng Authentic Braised Chickens" at one time, and then eat one bite and throw one in front of Lei Feng......

It's a pity that his family is ordinary, and his parents are just ordinary workers, although they are not cheap laborers standing on the front line, but their income is in a world-class city like Jiangfeng City, at most they have enough food and clothing.

The retail price is 1999 yuan, and Liu Xiang has to not eat or drink for two months to afford it.

Occasionally run errands to buy a bottle of water for a meal, and you can also have a tip of ten or twenty yuan at a time, not to mention anything else, at least better than those guys who don't have a big brother, right?

"You have to do this quickly, if you are short of money, you tell me, I will give it to you directly, this time I have to ruin his whole body, otherwise I will be sorry for my goddess."

Lei Feng took a bite of the braised chicken in his hand, his face was hideous, his eyes glanced at Lin Chuxia's position from time to time, and a little tenderness appeared in the depths of his eyes......

He admired Lin Chuxia and liked Ye Ruo.