Men are all flowery, who doesn't like to hug left and right?

Lei Feng has only been in high school for a month, and he has already changed three goals one after another, as long as he fails, he will change immediately, because there is never a shortage of beautiful girls in the world. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Especially in Jiangzhong, a place full of miracles, there are beauties everywhere, as long as the boy has a little money at home, his appearance is not too bad, and he picks up a girl or something, and he can catch it.

Most of the current girls are quite open, and not all girls are like Ye Ruo and Lin Chuxia, one is rough and arrogant, and the other is as cold as an iceberg.

However, it is often this kind of special girl that is more popular with boys, of course, even if it is a moth to a fire, the boys still go forward......

"Lei Feng, what are you doing? Give me a stand up and answer a question. "This class is a politics class, and the political teacher is a pedantic old man in his fifties, and he doesn't care if Lei Feng is muddy or not.

In his eyes, even if it is a dog-, as long as he sits in his position, he is his student, and he has the obligation to discipline him.

Groove ......

Lei Feng instantly felt that he was a dog, he had just eaten a piece of chicken, with his "thrifty" habits, how could he be willing to vomit it.

He forcibly swallowed the greasy chicken, wiped the grease stains from his mouth with his sleeve, and then hurriedly stood up, "Teacher, may I ask that question?" ”

"When the Japanese invaded our country, what kind of food was eaten most often?" The political teacher stroked the silver-rimmed reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, frowned slightly, and asked.

Lei Feng is a little big, this question doesn't seem to be in the political books, right?

How do I know what he eats? Is it eating pigs? The Japanese devil is thin and small, and he probably doesn't like to eat pork.

What would that be? Dog meat? Did they catch up with the dogs......

Lei Feng pondered, and suddenly a flash of inspiration appeared, and a huge rooster appeared in his mind!

"Chicken! The cliff is a chicken, you should have all seen a movie called "Hands Up", right? Doesn't Pan Jiangjiang in it play a Japanese devil? The clip of him stealing the chicken didn't make me laugh to death, everyone else caught a big chicken, he caught a small chicken-chicken."

Lei Feng laughed heartily, not noticing that it was a class.

"Smack-"

The political teacher raised his hand, and the blackboard brush suddenly drew a beautiful arc in the air, and finally landed accurately on Lei Feng's head.

"You're crazy about eating chicken, aren't you?"

"The whole classroom smells of chicken, are you blind? I dare to eat blatantly, this is a classroom, not a cafeteria. ”

Lei Feng was speechless, his head was kicked twice by Ye Ruo in the morning, it was red and swollen, and now this old guy actually smashed it with a blackboard brush.

The pain is so hot that he is so aggrieved that his tears are about to flow out, just eat a chicken, as for doing it so seriously?

Lei Feng was indignant in his heart, but he knew that he was at a loss, so he didn't dare to speak more. Picking up the half chicken that he hadn't finished eating, he walked out of the classroom through the back door very honestly.

"What do you want to do? Okay, if you leave this classroom today and take my class in the future, you won't come in. I'll communicate with the school. ”

Seeing that this student dared to ignore himself, the old man on the podium was suddenly furious!

Lei Feng was stunned, feeling in a dilemma, it's not going out, it's not going out, it's not going out, Nima, what should I do?

Of course, he definitely didn't dare to ask that, the old man in politics was a stubborn guy, and if he accidentally offended him, there was no good fruit to eat.

"I really don't know that question you keep asking?"

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with politics...... What's more, we don't need to know people's eating habits. ”

Lei Feng retorted, and carefully stuffed the chicken back into the desk again.

Killing him won't admit that he ate chicken in class.

"Knowing oneself and knowing that the other side will win all battles, isn't eating habits important?"

"Don't leave me behind, I've been teaching for 30 years, and it's the first time I've met a student like you who dares to steal braised chicken in class!

The old man was immediately very unhappy, explained, and pointed to Ye Xiu in front of the podium and said, "Look at this classmate, how serious people are, he is the only one in the class to make my political notes." ”

Lei Feng was furious-

It's this guy surnamed Ye again, and it's him again!

"Teacher, I didn't eat chicken."

"Besides, politics itself doesn't need to take notes, everyone's ideas and opinions on things are different, and what you always say is not necessarily right."

Lei Feng said dissatisfiedly, "You can also ask Ye Xiu, will he be the question you just asked?" He's just trying to get your attention. ”

"You said you didn't eat chicken? So who is eating, is the smell of stewed chicken in oil wafting in the classroom out of thin air? As soon as I entered the classroom, I paid attention to you, you still want to quibble, you say that you are a person, is there a lack of brains, if you don't eat chicken, can I say you? ”

The old man was wearing a dark gray casual suit, combing his big back, and he looked quite energetic, but Lei Feng's words made him feel angry like never before.

The slightly old face also showed a little displeasure.

"It's him, it's him!"

"It's Liu Xiang, this guy bought a chicken at noon today, and then gave me a chicken butt."

Lei Feng didn't want to make a fool of himself, so he led the trouble to the east, secretly stuffed the chicken on the desk to Liu Xiang, and at the same time glanced at him.

"Boss, don't bring such a trick......"

Liu Xiang was about to cry, crying in his heart, the chicken butt was eaten by himself.

"You help me carry the black pot this time, and I invite you to eat ten chickens."

Lei Feng told him in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

Liu Xiang's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up.

took out the chicken that had only a few bones left from the desk, and said in an unusually ashamed tone, "Teacher, I ate the chicken, Lei Feng is innocent, he only ate one chicken butt." ”

For the sake of ten chickens, he decided to let it go this time......

"Good! Okay, very good, Liu Xiangxiang, you come out for me, I'll call your parents now! The politics on the podium were furious.

slapped the podium and muttered, "How can this be true, how can this be true!" ”

He walked out of the classroom in a rage.

Liu Xiang knew that he was miserable this time, but he was obviously the kind of master who wanted money and didn't want life, food and money, and it didn't matter if he wanted to go up the knife mountain and go to the sea of fire for "Jiang Feng's authentic braised chicken".

Lei Feng was about to cry when he was moved, thinking that it was really a tribulation to see the truth, Liu Xiang, a brother who was willing to stick a knife in his ribs, he decided that it was at least much more reliable than that cow.

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