After Tang Yuyan finished singing, the next thing was the cross talk show brought by Li Bin and the fat man!

"I'll go! Why are these two people again? ”

"After the sketch before, now talk about cross talk? Can they say good cross talk? ”

"I'm also confused, didn't Beijing TV invite a lot of big stars? I thought it was Sun Yue's group who said cross talk! ”

The audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV were dumbfounded!

Except for Qiu Yang!

Now the actors, singers and hosts on the stage have never even appeared as a fifth-tier star!

Although there are some doubts, the audience still has some expectations, and I don't know if Li Bin and the two can say good cross talk!

"My name is Li Bin, in fact, I am a very good cross talk actor." As he spoke, Li Bin stretched out his hand and gestured: "By the way, I would like to introduce my partner, his name is Zhao Wenlong, a creature that has been very popular recently." ”

The fat man pushed Li Bin and said, "Can you introduce me well?" What is a creature that has been on fire lately? And why am I on fire? ”

Li Bin said: "Let me ask you, what nickname do big guys usually like to call you?" ”

The fat man lifted his baggy pants and said with a narcissistic expression: "Everyone likes to call me handsome!" ”

"Phew!"

Many viewers at the scene coaxed, they have seen narcissism, but they have never seen such a narcissistic fat man, although Zhao Wenlong is not particularly fat, but the appearance of this fat head and round face really does not match the handsome guy.

Li Bin said: "Look, the eyes of the masses are bright!" ”

The fat man said disgustedly: "I'm not wrong, I usually go to the street to buy things in the vegetable market, and the big guys call me handsome." ”

Li Bin pointed to Qiu Yang on the side of the stage: "Do you say Qiu Yang is a handsome guy?" ”

The fat man looked at it and shook his head and said, "If he is a handsome guy, then I can be called the world's most beautiful man!" ”

"Phew!" The audience heckled again.

Qiu Yang was speechless, why did your sister still add my role!

Served! These two guys obviously deliberately added such a cross talk to hurt me!

Li Bin spread his hands and said, "Isn't that right!" Qiu Yang is not a handsome guy, he goes to the street to buy things, others like to call him a handsome guy! So when others call you handsome, that's all with a conscience. Like me, I never speak with my conscience covered, so every time I call you fat or pig's head. ”

Fat man: "Go, your conscience has been eaten by dogs!" It's the same whether you cover it or not! ”

Li Bin said: "Back to what I said at the beginning, you have been popular recently!" ”

The fat man wondered, "Why am I on fire?" Could it be that I went to Beijing TV to say cross talk? ”

Li Bin said: "Experts say that this year's soaring pork prices have led to the rapid growth of CPI, and it is said that the current pork price determines CPI. ”

"The expert can be trusted, the sow will go up the tree!" The fat man complained, then pushed Li Bin and said, "Hey, what does this have to do with me being on fire!" ”

Li Bin was pushed to fall two steps, and then walked over and said: "Of course it matters, because when it comes to pigs, I think of you, if the audience and friends are the same as me, then you say that you are not old now." ”

"I'm still on fire!"

As he spoke, the fat man pulled his sleeves and made a gesture that I was going to beat someone......

In front of the TV, many viewers were amused by the cross talk of Li Bin and the two!

"Haha, Qiu Yang is lying down when he is standing!"

"Poof, this one named Li Bin is too damaging!"

……

"Haha, Zhao Wenlong has been raising pigs for three years, and the more pigs are raised, the thinner they are, but the more he raises them, the more he looks like a pig!"

"Withered vines and old trees, faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The ancient road is a thin horse with a west wind, the sun is setting, and the intestines are broken...... In the hospital! Haha, God turns! If your intestines are broken, don't you go to the hospital to go to the end of the world and wait for death? Haha, that's hilarious! These two are funny......"

Served!

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV were conquered by Li Bin and the others!

can act in sketches and speak cross talk!

And they all performed so well and wonderfully!

After the two programs, many viewers remembered Li Bin and Zhao Wenlong, the two "comedy" actors!

Soon, after the cross talk show of Li Bin and the two ended, the next show was ushered in on the stage!

At this time, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV were puzzled again!

"What's the situation? Don't tell me that Beijing TV just invited these people to come over and perform the show! ”

"Fainted, didn't you say that Beijing TV invited a lot of big stars to come over? Why haven't you even seen a big star? ”

"Well, as long as the show is exciting, it doesn't matter if they are big stars or not!"

"Yes, Mango TV has invited so many big stars to come over, but the show is nothing to watch!"

Seeing this, the leaders and employees of the TV station who still didn't know about it were dumbfounded!

Why did these Qiu Yang's classmates perform on stage?

Could it be that Qiu Yang didn't invite other celebrities over?

Or do you say that the stars invited are all reserved for the end?

Director Cui looked at the stage and said with a wry smile: "I really don't understand what Qiu Yang thinks, he's too risky!" ”

Assistant Wang said: "I can't imagine it! Is there a TV station with a Lantern Festival party like him? It's all these people who come and go, and I'm also convinced! ”

"Haha, isn't that quite fresh?" The old deputy director smiled: "The most important thing is that the show is exciting!" ”

On the stage, the sketch was called "Blind Date".

"Now when I look at society, I find two strange things, beautiful women like sugar daddy, and men like to rub ifi.

I am an innocent little beauty, so far I live alone in the boudoir, and I don't open a store to sell coffee, but to fish for gold turtles for red dust. My motto in life is: rich and capricious. Dong Yunxi held a stack of banknotes and sat at the front desk of the "coffee shop" and counted the money beautifully.

Peng Xiaoping walked towards the coffee shop: "Society is constantly developing every day, beautiful women's skirts are getting shorter and shorter, people don't want to work and are lazy, their faces are covered with carmine powder, and their friends are photographed every day, and they dream of fishing for a boss." My name is Peng Xiaoping, the secretary of the company, today my friend introduced two objects, I heard that the chief is very handsome, the two met at the same time, and compared who is more dramatic. I don't ask about age, I just ask about the economy. Don't ask about experience, just about strength.

My life motto: Don't look at the sky and the earth, just look at the yuan. ”

Li Bin came out and said: "The current society is confusing, and we have the final say in the rich world!" Beautiful women like a mature uncle like me who exudes the atmosphere of a local tyrant. My name is Li Bin, and I have traveled through the south and the north, Urumqi and Harbin, Yugoslavia and North America! Just because he often breaks in, his wife and the agent cheat. Today, a friend introduced the object, and I heard that she is very beautiful, so I will marry her home first, so as not to make people regret it. My life motto is: I have money, I am a drag! ”

At this time, Qiu Yang walked out of the stage: "There are countless strange things now, and kittens dare to have a crush on mice." My surname is Qiu Mingyang, cheerful and easy to get along with, law-abiding, no prostitution or gambling, this year's natal year, only a finger of thirty and five, when I was young, I worked hard to make money, and I didn't have time to talk about love. Some people call me a single aristocrat, and some people call me the diamond fifth, hahaha, today's friend introduced the object, I heard that she looks like a princess, I will marry her into the house first, and give her a lifelong holding! My life motto: A drum, everything is reliable! ”

Seeing this, many viewers complained!

Cheerful and easy to get along with?

I'll fuck you, you have a cheerful personality and are easy to get along with!

Who doesn't know that you are a-stirring stick in the entertainment industry!

Subsequently, everyone was amused by this sketch show!

ps: I'm busy at home.,In addition to Kavin.,Depressed.,Check the information or something are the factors that cause the instability of the update.,So I'm sorry.,But every day the bottom two will insist on writing.。 If I can't write it, I will also notify it in the book review area, and I will take the initiative to add more changes when the state is good and I write more. (To be continued.) )