"What a "blind date" sketch! There is really Qiu Yang! ”

"Yes! The best part of this sketch is that it uses entertainment and fun means to attack this phenomenon of love and vanity! ”

"I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle, this sentence is the reality!"

"The content is funny but not vulgar, this is an excellent sketch! I didn't expect Qiu Yang to come up with such a great sketch! This guy is amazing! ”

Countless spectators applauded!

The sketch "Blind Date", this show can only appreciate the essence of the sketch and understand the meaning of the sketch after laughing after watching it!

The sketch story of "Blind Date" has a relatively large impact on women, as the saying goes, poor couples mourn everything, Peng Xiaoping in the sketch is a girl who does not look at the sky and the earth and only looks at the RMB, so there is a sentence of "I'd rather sit in a BMW and cry, too" This sentence makes people think deeply, but there is nothing to do.

Subsequently, the next program was ushered in on the stage - "Guess the Lantern Riddle"!

All over the country, at this time, many viewers took out their mobile phones with great interest and prepared to participate in the prize quiz of "Guess the Lantern Riddle"!

"That's not a lie, is it? Do you really send a Youshi mobile phone? ”

"Sending a text message is a dime anyway! If you win the lottery, you'll earn a mobile phone for nothing! This Youshi note3 is a new machine that was released in the New Year, and now it costs 1999 yuan to buy it! ”

"Don't think about it, so many viewers across the country are watching the show, and only the first three people who answer each riddle can win the lottery. Besides, with your IQ, do you know how to guess lantern riddles? ”

"Hehe, if you don't understand, just ask Du Niang, how simple!"

On the stage, ten female dancers walked out with lanterns, and Qiu Yang took the first lantern and presided over it himself: "The first lantern riddle, the water of the Li River is unique in the world, type a word!" ”

As soon as Qiu Yang's words fell, the background screen on the stage also showed this lantern riddle!

At this time, the audience at the scene was muttering to each other!

"The water of the Li River is unique in the world? What do you mean? Is it the departure of leaving? ”

"I went, I thought there would be an answer after a search on the Internet, but it didn't! Could it be that this is Qiu Yang's own lantern riddle? ”

"Khan, there's no time! How can you guess this! ”

In front of the TV, countless viewers wondered, what is the word "the water of the Li River is unique in the world"? Is it the word "leave"?

After a while, Qiu Yang said: "The time is up, now the SMS channel is closed, and the answer is starting to be announced!" The meaning of the mystery analysis is that the "water" and "sky" of the "Li River" are "absolute" below, and they do not exist, so there are only three words left: "leaving work", so the combined answer is the word "glass"! ”

Looking at the answer announced on the big screen, everyone suddenly realized!

"Holy! It turns out that this lantern riddle is so simple! ”

"Khan, I just texted and guessed three points of water."

"Dizzy, I thought it was the word 'leave'!"

"I've been tricked! Ignoring the meaning of the world! ”

……

Qiu Yang took the second lantern with a lantern riddle written on it and said, "This is a prize question!" Nezha doesn't make trouble in the sea, Wu Song doesn't make trouble, play an idiom! ”

"Nezha doesn't make trouble? Wu Song is not Okay? I'll go, this is a prize giveaway? I'm so confused! ”

"Hell! Why can't I find the answer to this riddle in the Internet! ”

"Haha, I guessed it! It's so easy! ”

"What idiom? Speak up, I'm going to text too! ”

Thirty seconds later, Qiu Yang said: "It is estimated that many viewers have already guessed this question, and the top three viewers who guess the fastest SMS will receive a SMS notification within 24 hours, and then contact to send Lantern Festival prizes." Now announce the answer to this lantern riddle: Nezha does not make trouble in the sea, the 'dragon' king will not die, Wu Song is not Gang, and the old 'tiger' is alive, so the answer to this lantern riddle is to live the dragon and the tiger! ”

"I'll go! I didn't even think it was that simple! ”

"Khan, twelve years of compulsory education have been in vain!"

"Hemp eggs! I don't believe it, I can't guess it once! ”

"Is Qiu Yang's lantern riddle his own original? I'm still thinking about cheating on the Internet, but I can't find the answer no matter how I search! ”

……

Qiu Yang continued to ask: "Two young children went to chop wood, but they couldn't cut it if they didn't have the strength, and they were afraid of people's jokes when they went home, so they hid in the mountains and didn't come out, typing a word!" ”

"Two toddlers...... No strength...... Hiding in the mountains...... I guessed it! It's definitely a ghost! Humorous humor! ”

"Huh? It seems to be true! ”

After a while, the answer was announced, and this question was relatively easy, so many viewers guessed it!

Qiu Yang continued to ask: "The gods fart, play an idiom!" ”

Everyone wondered!

This lantern riddle is too speechless!

Fairy fart? Is it in the sky?

However, the answer was announced: extraordinary!

"Damn, where is this lantern riddle, this is your sister's brain teaser!"

"Poof, it turned out to be extraordinary, and there is no one in this lantern riddle!"

"Fainted, I thought it was thunder!"

"I'm rubbing, I guess it's resounding in the sky! There is really Qiu Yang, this kind of lantern riddle can be thought of! ”

Immediately afterwards, Qiu Yang asked: "The fear of leftover women, play an idiom!" ”

"Damn, what kind of lantern riddle is your sister!"

"The fear of leftover women? Is this your sister a lantern riddle? ”

"I'm so messy! So far, I haven't guessed a lantern riddle! What is this leftover girl afraid of? ”

Qiu Yang announced the answer lightly, and five big characters appeared on the screen: Death without regrets (Han)!

"Poof, Qiu Yang, your sister!"

"Haha, this riddle is amazing!"

"Poof, laughing! This lantern riddle is amazing! If there are leftover female viewers who see this, it is estimated that they will be half angry with Qiu Yang! ”

"I'll go to your sister's death without regrets (Han), I don't believe that I can't guess a lantern riddle! Again! ”

......

The riddle guessing was extremely lively for half an hour, and when the answer to the last riddle was announced, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV had a feeling of unfinished.

"Gone? That's gone? ”

"I'll go, I haven't guessed one yet!"

"Am I crazy? It's addictive to guess the lantern riddle! ”

"It's amazing, Qiu Yang's riddle can't be found on the Internet! Did he come up with it all on his own? ”

At this moment, no audience is paying attention to which big stars have been invited to the Lantern Festival Gala of Beijing TV Station, and unconsciously, everyone is attracted by the program planned by Qiu Yang!

The singing and dancing are beautiful and beautiful, the sketches and cross talk are wonderful and funny, and the lantern riddle guessing program hosted by Qiu Yang makes people tireless and happy!

Xu Jiajia took the stage to host, and the next thing to present to the audience was a sketch show!

Seeing the sketch actors who came out of the stage, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV showed speechless dumbfounded expressions......

PS1: I recommend a book by an author's friend, "The Strongest Star System of Entertainment".

ps2: Recently, there have been some betting URLs in the book review area of many books, and the comments of yellow URLs are all Trojan horse URLs, and the virus will be stolen after the crackdown. Two years ago, there was also a situation where a large number of Trojan horse URLs were published.,I deleted and banned these comments when I saw them in the book review area.,Just pay attention to it.,Don't be deceived by opening the URL.。 (To be continued.) )