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Seeing the 1616 Golden Eye of the whole live broadcast, the audience's performance was mixed.

Some of the audience laughed, some were stunned, and some looked puzzled......

Even, this video was filmed by enthusiastic people, and the video spread to the Internet.

"1616 Golden-eyed Xiaoqiang entered the house for an interview, accidentally ate leeks, and ...... with the dog and the hostess Give me a pack of decontamination powder. ”

Under the packaging of such a title party, it quickly attracted the attention and forwarding of netizens.

"Hahaha, that's what the dog eats after the leek, and the person eats it, it's so funny."

"That's right, what brand of leeks is that, buddy will buy a pound tomorrow and try it!"

"It's called a monster brand leek. Yesterday, my relatives saw that I hadn't had a child for three years and asked me to buy a bag of food, but my buddy didn't take it seriously at the time. Now after watching the video, I want to buy it, hahaha. ”

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There are also those who are skeptical.

"Xiaoqiang's hotline interview, the male owner left suddenly, and then the door was closed, Xiaoqiang, the photographer, and the hostess were still in the house, and the camera was not turned off, so many coincidences, the official fake."

"It is very likely that it is fake, the company gives money, and then carries out advertorial hype."

"That's it, how can leeks aphrodisiac, just spread falsehoods."

Of course, netizens who have eaten monster leeks will also be slapped in the face.

"Hype? Leeks can't be aphrodisiac? Buy a pound and taste it, and you will know. ”

"I can't do it seven times a night, but I can do it twice a night. Eat monster brand leeks, whoever eats who knows! ”

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Two groups of netizens competed against each other, discussing facts and presenting arguments...... The two sides come and go, but no one can convince anyone.

All this happened to be witnessed by Wu Yifan throughout the whole process.

He glanced at the blurry live video of Xiaoqiang's hotline from the Internet, and almost peed with laughter. No wonder netizens suspect that it is a corporate brand promotion, so many coincidences, fools will be suspicious.

"It turns out that my leeks can aphrodisiac!" Wu Yifan said with a smile.

The whole process of leek planting is entrusted to the monster family, and this magical aphrodisiac function is obviously the monster's first credit.

Thinking about it, Wu Yifan took out the leek test report given by Du Juan and took a second look at the data report.

"Sildenafil citrate? It has something to do with it. ”

Open the search engine, type in the keyword, and soon the search results appear on the screen.

Yaya's, it turns out that this product is the main ingredient of Viagra (Viagra), no wonder it has an aphrodisiac effect. But obviously, buddy's leek aphrodisiac ingredients are pure natural and harmless.

No wonder I asked Du Juan what this product was, and she looked evasive and flushed, revealing that a rare daughter was shy, and she dared to love this product related to viagra.

Jingle bells!

The phone rings.

"Hey, Manager Zhou...... Oh, you Bairun Supermarket will buy 2,000 catties of leeks tomorrow...... Okay, no problem, delivered on time tomorrow. ”

"Mr. Qin...... What, last time I confiscated my little cabbage, sorry for me. It's okay, it's okay...... Oh, you want to get some of our leeks, okay, I'll come over tomorrow and sign a contract with you. ”

"Hey, hello...... Oh, it turned out to be the purchasing manager of Lianhua Supermarket, you want to buy a batch of monster leeks, it's okay, after the specific contract is signed, I will arrange the delivery immediately......"

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Almost every phone call lasted five minutes, and after answering more than ten phone calls, Wu Yifan did not feel the slightest tiredness, but was in good spirits.

These calls are all incoming calls. Others contacted him in the hope of finalizing the contract for the cabbage order as soon as possible.

Jingle bell, and another phone call was picked up by Wu Yifan.

It is the director of Qingfeng Electronics Factory - Xu Hongda.

"Hey, Yifan, I'm Xu Hongda from Qingfeng Electronics Factory, remember me."

"Recognize, recognize, how can you not recognize." Wu Yifan smiled: "Boss Xu, what is the matter with me, it can't be that the little cabbage has an accident!" ”

"Khan, just your little cabbage, it's too late for my employees to eat it, how can something happen. I came to you this time to buy a batch of cabbage with you......"

Xu Hongda's meaning on the phone was very vague, but it was also very clear.

The male and female employees of Qingfeng Electronics Factory are almost 1 to 1, and seventy percent are boyfriend and girlfriend. However, in the face of tedious, boring and repetitive work in the electronics factory, many boyfriends and girlfriends are unable to maintain their sex life, resulting in mental fatigue of employees. Some employees who can't stand it even leave their jobs.

Now I heard that the monster leeks can aphrodisiac, Xu Hongda thought about sending benefits, and in the evening the staff canteen came to a leek banquet to reward the employees of the enterprise.

"As a man who is the king of agriculture in the future, we have to focus on taking care of the sex life of migrant workers." Wu Yifan didn't think about it, and agreed to Xu Hongda's delivery request - 3,000 catties of leeks will be sent before noon tomorrow, and the price is lower than the market price.

Monster Farm.

"Leek, leek, fortunately I didn't try it like a little cabbage, otherwise where would I solve it." Wu Yifan looked at the monster busy on leek day and sighed.

"Wangwang......" The puppy barked milkily, rubbing Wu Yifan's calf affectionately.

Starting today, Monster Farm has a new member, Puppy!

Like Juli Farmer, Wu Yifan named Nong Yi and Nong Er, and the puppy naturally has a name, called Little Milk Baby.

"Try the Dog Bowl!"

As he spoke, Wu Yifan opened the monster's mobile phone and summoned an extraordinary dog basin.

The silver metal appearance is ruined, and the appearance has hardly been improved by the Agricultural Products Improvement Research Center, except for being a little smaller.

Extraordinary dog basin: The low-level pet of the monster family, the Tiger Shiba Inu, automatically supplies all kinds of dog food and drinking water, without manual operation. Conduct a full range of nutritional testing, nutritional fortification, and nutritional evaluation for all kinds of dogs......

Tips: [Extraordinary Dog Bowl] is only valid for dogs, not for other animals. Note: Single dogs are not classified as dogs!

Thinking of the introduction of the monster app to the dog basin, Wu Yifan glanced at the little milk baby and said.

"Automatic supply of all kinds of dog food, drinking water! I'm going to see what's going on! ”

"Little milk baby, come, eat!"

As soon as the words fell, the little milk baby pouted her little tail and ran towards Wu Yifan. Then his eyes wandered around smartly, looking at the empty dog bowl, and then at him, his eyes full of innocence.

It's so cute, no wonder the cuckoo likes this dog so much.

"Damn, an extraordinary dog basin won't deceive people, right? The app is too shameless!" Wu Yifan silently complained in his heart.

This spit seems to have been captured by the app, and a message pops up.

"Remind the user that the use of the extraordinary dog basin needs to be licked. Lick the dog basin, and then it will automatically supply dog food and drinking water! ”

"I'll go, it's troublesome!"

Wu Yifan complained, and in the next second, the system poked out a line of text again.

"The dog bowl is upgradeable and unlocks more advanced features. For example, the dog basin does not need to be licked. Licking, upgraded to detect the amount of food in the stomach of dogs and other multi-dimensional, intelligent judgment, fully automatic supply. ”

"Okay, this can also be upgraded!" Wu Yifan smiled, then looked at the little milk baby, and said, "Good, lick the dog basin, and you will have something to eat!" ”

Boom!

But who knows, the little milk baby has a limited IQ, and only cares about the legs and feet of **** Wu Yifan, small hands, and does not lick the extraordinary dog basin at all.

Five minutes later.

Under the innocent eyes of the little milk baby, Wu Yifan made a difficult decision.

Grandma's legs, if you don't lick it, my brother licks it for you. Little milk baby, remember to do the same action as my brother next time, understand!

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