"Hello, dear viewers. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info: I am Xiaoqiang, a 1616 golden-eye reporter from Qingjiang TV. Wan Baoqiang, who has been in the industry for three years, said skillfully to the camera: "Yesterday, we received news from enthusiastic audiences, saying that in the Wanxiao community, there are often people who make noise, which is extremely disturbing to the people. ”

"Now, let's interview the whistleblower, Mr. Sun."

As soon as the microphone turned, Sun Nan had big dark circles under his eyes, and pointed weakly at several residential buildings on his arm, and said in pain: "Every day after 9 o'clock in the evening, there will be noise, I want to go over to remind me, but I really can't save face, and I'm afraid of disturbing other people's lives, so I have endured it." But I'm a programmer, commonly known as an IT migrant worker, and if I don't get effective rest at night, my work efficiency will be reduced a lot during the day......"

After listening to Sun Nan's chatter and complaints, Xiaoqiang took out the noise detector he had prepared and went to the apartment with Sun Nan to detect the noise.

Inside the apartment.

The clock on the wall crossed ten o'clock.

The decibel detector needle did not react at first, then fluctuated a little, and finally shook violently, and the decibel quickly fluctuated towards 60.

When Wan Baoqiang was depressed, there was a high voice of excitement and passion in his ears.

At first, Xiaoqiang and others thought it was caused by the noise of the TV or decoration. But after listening to it for a while, his face turned red inexplicably, the corners of his mouth twitched and smiled, and finally said to the camera: "Everyone must know what happened as well as me, so let's wait for them to finish, and then go to the door with Mr. Sun to solve it." ”

But after a minute.

The same sound of husband and wife life sounded upstairs, and the south and west walls were also squeaked and swayed...... Five minutes later, the whole building resounded with the sound of husband and wife life.

Xiaoqiang looked confused.

The photographer froze in place.

Sun Nan spread his hands helplessly.

Okay, let's wait.

Twenty minutes passed, and the four weeks had not stopped.

Half an hour, and the battle continues!

……

In the blink of an eye, an hour passed.

The noise around finally stopped, Xiaoqiang went to the toilet to get hand sanitizer and washed his hands, imagining it as a decontamination powder, and rubbed it vigorously.

"Mr. Sun, you don't go and wash your hands." Xiaoqiang walked to the living room and asked.

"Well, I've already taken a shower once, so I don't have to do it with my hands!" Sun Nan's face was slightly blushing.

810 Outdoor.

Under the leadership of Xiaoqiang and the photographer, Sun Nan knocked on the door. After five minutes, Mr. Liu, the head of the household, arrived late.

He seemed to have just taken a shower, was wearing pajamas, and his hair was wet. But this did not prevent him from communicating with Xiaoqiang and others.

After five minutes of communication, after listening to Sun Nan's complaints, Mr. Liu was ashamed - he only cared about his own well-being, but ignored the feelings of others. There was no harm, there was no complaint, he hurt the single dog Sun Nan.

Subsequently, Mr. Liu apologized to Sun Nan, and Sun Nan accepted. It is hoped that in the future, the couple will try to resolve the battle before 10 o'clock.

After the contradiction between Sun Nan and Room 810 was resolved, Xiaoqiang had not yet explained the doubts in his heart.

It's okay to say that one person is strong in combat, but why is the whole building shaking, and no one can sustain the battle.

As a man, how can you not be a man. Why are they so capable......

Immediately, he hinted to the photographer to turn off the camera and asked from a man's point of view.

"Mr. Liu, how do you maintain a man's majesty?"

"Hehe, it's 1616 Golden-Eyed Xiaoqiang." Mr. Liu smiled and said, "Actually, the secret is nothing, you are inherently strong!" ”

"Yo, the cowhide is blowing into the sky!" Mr. Liu's wife, Bai Su, walked out, and then stared at Xiao Qiang with a smiling face, and whispered: "My husband used to always be one step ahead, but since he ate leeks last time, his combat effectiveness has skyrocketed. ”

"Leeks?" The folk saying of leeks aphrodisiac, Xiaoqiang has long heard of it: "What brand?" ”

"The monster brand, it should have just been on the market for a long time!"

"Thanksgiving, thanksgiving!" Xiaoqiang smiled. But in the next second, his face changed dramatically.

The photographer suddenly notices that the camera's lights are flashing, indicating that it is working. And it's live again. In other words, the conversations between Xiaoqiang and Mr. Liu and others are all transmitted verbatim and in real time to the TV sets of major residents.

Xiaoqiang urged him to cover his face. The name of the first generation was ruined and exposed!

Mr. Liu grinned and looked sarcastic.

Immediately, Mr. Liu sent Sun Nan out, but for some reason, a strange wind suddenly blew, and he habitually covered the door, and immediately, the door creaked, and then closed with a bang.

"Damn, I forgot to bring my key!" Mr. Liu secretly complained that he rang the doorbell for a while, and suddenly rang, the doorbell was broken a few days ago, and he contacted the property for repair, and it has been delayed.

"Yo, this is the monster brand leek, there are a lot of leftovers, let's eat and see!" Xiao Qiang glanced at the plates on the dining table and smiled.

The photographer glanced at it and said, "Brother Qiang, the dogs in this family also eat leeks, hahaha, it's really interesting!" ”

"Woo Woo ......"

……

"You're miserable, after eating this monster brand leek for five minutes, it will have a magical effect, close the door, let the dog go, hehehe......" Mr. Sun's family is a husky, a strange thing in the stupid and cute world, Erha After eating leeks, the ghost knows what he will do.

"Woo Woo ......"

"Damn, Erha, go farther, don't touch me!" The little strong monster roared, and his thighs shook wildly. At this moment, Erha was lying on his lap with a dead face, trembling, and the frequency was so fast that it was astonishing.

"Woo Woo ......"

"You go farther, tomorrow brother will find you a, please let it go, you will live up to it!"

"I'll go, Erha hasn't left yet, why did you come up, I'm not interested in men......" Xiaoqiang was completely scared.

Mr. Liu listened to the sound of chickens and eggs running in the house, and smiled. Although his wife likes Xiaoqiang, he is a real Xiaoqiang who has been black all his life.

Sun Nan, who had been silently following the development of the situation, rolled his eyes speechlessly for a while, and took a deep look at Mr. Liu, who was gloating.

"Mr. Liu, if I'm not mistaken, your wife is still in the house!"

“……”

Depend on!

Mr. Liu rang suddenly, his wife was tired from labor, and she had already gone to sleep in the bedroom. There was a roar in his heart, and then he knocked on the door violently, turning into Aunt Xue, and yelled: "Open the door, open the door, open the door quickly......"

But in response to him, it was Xiaoqiang's excited shouts.

"I'll go, there's no endless road, there's a room with an unlocked door!"

It's the bedroom! Wife's bedroom.

Damn, Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, if you dare to touch a single hair of my wife, I will never let you go.

Mr. Liu roared, and then slammed the door open, desperate......

……

All of this was uncut by the camera, unreservedly transmitted to thousands of households, and an uproar over the entire city, like fireworks, bloomed, permeated.

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