Because of a funny deal with Zhu Houzhao, it is already half past eight in the morning. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The courier starts work a little earlier than other types of work, at half past seven, a full hour late.

But Zhu Jun didn't call to ask for leave, but casually washed his face and rushed out of the house, riding an electric car to the distribution station to which he belonged.

No matter what kind of wealth the customers of the Time and Space Gate will bring him in the future, at least for now, this job as a courier is still very important to him.

The capital is notoriously expensive for rent, and in order to save 400 yuan a month, Zhu Jun chose an urban village half an hour's drive from the distribution station.

As soon as he left the dirty village and entered the main road, his cell phone rang.

Zhu Jun pulled over, took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID on the screen, and suddenly felt a chill rushing from his back to his head.

It is a landline phone inside the distribution station, and there is only one person who can use it, Zhu Jun's boss, who is also the manager of the distribution station, and is privately called the old virgin Yao Chunhua of Sister Yao.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Jun connected, he heard a hundred-decibel Hedong lion roar from inside, "Zhu Jun, where are you dead, do you still want to do it, do you know how many people in your position squeezed their heads and wanted to do it......."

For five minutes, Zhu Jun was stunned and couldn't say a word, so he could only listen to Yao Chunhua's counting like a machine gun.

"Zhu Jun, why don't you speak, do you know how busy the station is? Do you know how many people are waiting to take your place? After Yao Chunhua finished counting, he didn't even leave a chance to breathe for others, so he immediately continued to question.

For this old virgin boss who can't get married in his thirties, Zhu Jun can only smile bitterly, "Manager Yao, I ......"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Yao Chunhua again, "What am I, and I want to pretend to be sick and stand up, no way, if you don't complete the task today, don't think about getting off work, don't die quickly." ”

Hearing her say this, Zhu Jun suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly replied, "Understood, thank you Manager Yao." ”

Generally, except for newcomers, the old courier has no task at all, and he earns more by doing, and is paid by the piece, Yao Chunhua said that it was indirectly to let Zhu Jun go.

After rushing all the way to the distribution station, Zhu Jun was counted down by Yao Chunhua again, and only then did he start a busy day.

For Zhu Jun, who lives a monotonous and rigid life, the happiest thing every day is when he picks up goods from work and returns to the warehouse.

Because at that time, he could see the girl in the warehouse who made him dream every night, the picker Xu Ya.

With his straight black hair in a shawl, his delicate and clean face and his big talking eyes, the bachelors at the delivery station are always fascinated.

But there was no communication between Zhu Jun and Xu Ya, except for the occasional nod and say hello, there was no in-depth contact. Every time at this time, Zhu Jun would secretly hide on the side and watch her busy figure. And Xu Ya has never paid attention to the strange eyes in the corner, she is always busy.

I don't know if this kid is unrequited, or if he cares about yin.

In fact, Zhu Jun wanted to deliberately contact Xu Yaduo many times, but every time he would give up halfway.

Not because of shyness and shame, nor because of fear of rejection, but because of the inferiority complex deep in my heart.

He never believed that a poor diao, who had no money, no house, no car, no education, and was very ordinary, would really be like in a romance drama, and he could always enter the marriage hall with white Fumei.

But whenever he is in a dream, this kid has no sense of inferiority at all, and his hands are unceremoniously, if he hadn't been woken up by the alarm clock this morning, Xu Ya's clothes would have been stripped off by him.

It can be seen that this kid is completely a thief with a thief's heart and no guts.

......

After a busy day, it was finally time to get off work again, Zhu Jun greedily glanced at Xu Ya, who was still busy, and rode an electric donkey away from the distribution station.

There is a sparsely populated section of the urban village from the distribution station to the urban village where he rented a house because it has been demolished, and Zhu Jun can hardly see a single figure as he passes by.

That's when the phone rang again.

Zhu Jun didn't stop, and he slowed down to take out his mobile phone.

This time it wasn't someone calling, it was the software of the space-time portal flickering.

Without thinking about it, Zhu Jun subconsciously clicked in.

"Bang ......"

As soon as my finger pressed on the phone screen, I heard a loud bang.

Immediately afterwards, Zhu Jun flew backwards with the electric car like a kite with a broken string.

"Ah...... Ah......h

Zhu Jun, who was frightened by the sudden encounter, screamed loudly.

"Uh......" Soon, though, the screaming stopped abruptly.

A big hand caught him from behind.

However, the electric car continued to pass over his head and fell a few meters behind, making a loud "bang".

Zhu Jun was completely stunned, and he didn't know what was going on.

"Your Excellency is the shopkeeper Zhu?"

Zhu Jun was still in the clouds, but he was awakened by a male voice behind him.

"Are you ......" Zhu Jun tilted his head, but couldn't see the appearance of the person behind him clearly, "Let me down!" ”

After coming down, after Zhu Jun turned around and saw the appearance of the person who came, he couldn't help but think of the part where Wei Xiaobao described Chen Jinnan in Lu Ding Ji, who was eight feet tall and had a waist circumference of eight feet.

Although it is exaggerated, it is also appropriate to describe the benevolent brother in front of him.

This person is nearly two meters tall, and he looks like a mountain, which is intimidating.

But such a big man, with a good face, a Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a mustache, not to mention ancient times, in today's society, can also fascinate many big girls and little daughters-in-law.

"A certain is a book, but your Excellency is a ......" Xiang Ji saw that Zhu Jun kept looking at him, so he continued to report to his home.

But before he finished speaking, he saw Zhu Jun pointing to the electric car that had been completely scrapped a few meters behind him, and interrupted him, "I just want to know, did you crush my electric car?" The tires are pressed to 90 degrees, what a lot of strength! ”

"Uh......"

Although Xiang Ji didn't understand what Zhu Jun said, he looked back at the torn electric car, no matter how stupid he was, he couldn't help but blush, and nodded awkwardly.

"Calm down, calm down......" Zhu Jun slapped his chest, took a few deep breaths, and said, "Let's talk about it!" What do you want to buy? ”

"Xiang Mou is not looking for anything, but has something to ask for." Xiang Ji leaned over and hugged his fists.

"What's the matter?" Zhu Jun pointed at himself, and then pointed at the rotten electric car, "You are so good, what else can I help you?" ”

Xiang Ji smiled awkwardly and continued: "The shopkeeper is a god, so he can naturally help Xiang. ”

"Don't lift me up, talk about it! What's up? Zhu Jun shook his head, thinking to himself, this person obviously regarded him as a fairy-like figure.

Xiang Ji saw Zhu Jun say this, and he was not polite, and said: "Tyrannical Qin has no way, Yu has been determined to recover Great Chu since he was a child, but the current war is tense, and the soldiers are still precarious.......

"Stop!" Zhu Jun hurriedly interrupted, he didn't want to hear any big truth, and asked directly, "What do you want to say?" ”

Xiang Ji's face turned red again, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Xiang wants to ask the shopkeeper to help take care of the cheap for a while." ”

"What?" Zhu Jun obviously didn't understand for a while, "What do you want me to do?" ”

"Xiang wants to ask the shopkeeper to help take care of the cheap for a while." After Xiang Ji finished speaking, he was afraid that Zhu Jun would not be happy, so he hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the shopkeeper will come to pick up people in March at most." ”

Zhu Junle, is there such a good thing?

Bold enough! Aren't you afraid that when I take care of you, I will help you have a son by the way?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun asked casually, "What's your wife's name?" ”

"Wife? The shopkeeper asked about the cheap? Xiang Ji did not doubt him, and replied: "Yu Ji." ”

"Yu Ji?" Zhu Jun was stunned for a moment, no wonder this guy is so familiar, he dares to love the overlord Xiang Yu!

But Zhu Jun didn't learn history well, and he didn't know if Xiang Ji and Xiang Yu were the same person, so he asked curiously, "Are you really the overlord Xiang Yu?" ”