"Well, I said, young man, you have to take it easy, don't break your body. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hey! The grade took this medicine at a young age, and in another ten years and eight years, it is estimated that there will only be greed left. ”

"It's really useless, my wife is in her sixties, and she still has a heart and a strong ......"

"Look at this kid, he can fall down every aisle......... It's a pity. ”

"If you wake up early in the morning and are busy doing that kind of thing, sooner or later your kidneys will ......"

"Don't you see? This kid has lost his kidneys. ”

......

......

On the way back, Zhu Jun's ears were always surrounded by the fat doctor and those morning exercise aunts who despised and ridiculed, and lingered for a long time.

As soon as he got home, he casually threw two boxes of viagra to Zhu Houzhao, and then ordered the eviction with a black face, "This is the medicine you want, Lao Tzu is unlucky today, hurry up." ”

"Hey, hey." Zhu Houzhao held the box of viagra tightly as if he was a baby, and he didn't care about Zhu Jun's tone at all, "I have read countless people, and I have never seen a person like you, who has a sad face all day long. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Zhu Jun to speak, he continued: "I still have to go back to see how effective the medicine is, so I will leave." ”

"Toot toot...... Toot ......"

As soon as Zhu Houzhao proposed to leave, Zhu Jun's mobile phone began to "beep", and a choice [whether to complete the transaction, yes/no] also appeared on the screen.

The ringtone of the mobile phone brought Zhu Jun back to reality, and when he saw the text displayed on the phone, he reacted, "That's not right!" Deal! Lao Tzu gave you something, what about the money? ”

"Uh......" Zhu Houzhao was also obviously stunned, in his opinion, he is a dignified Ninety-Five, the emperor above everyone, Zhu Jun's ability to serve him is all the blessings of the ancestral tomb and the cultivation of several lifetimes. The main thing is that he doesn't have any money on him now! So, he shook his head very happily and said, "I am the Son of Heaven, how can I bring that yellow and white thing on my body." ”

"What?" Zhu Jun was suddenly unhappy, and when he got up early in the morning, he had a lot of strange things, not only did he not succeed in class, but he was also despised by a group of women, he worked hard for a long time, spent hundreds of dollars, and ended up doing a loss-making business.

I saw him gritting his teeth and staring at the innocent Zhu Houzhao, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are the emperor or a eunuch, if you don't come up with something to compensate today, you will give Lao Tzu to be a duck to pay off the debt." ”

I'll go, this kid's heart is black enough!

Zhu Houzhao was already suffering from kidney deficiency, so it would be strange if he really went to serve those lonely wives who were thirty like wolves and forty like tigers, and they were not squeezed into human jobs.

Zhu Houzhao knew that he was at a loss, and he was not on his own territory, so he naturally dwarfed and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the shopkeeper, I am indeed penniless, but I don't know if this string of prayer beads paid by the King of the XC can be repaid?" ”

After speaking, Zhu Houzhao hurriedly took off a string of emerald green prayer beads on his wrist and handed it to Zhu Jun.

Zhu Jun was clumsy, and he couldn't see the good or bad, but he also knew that the things that the emperor was wearing on his hands were definitely not cheap. So, he honestly and unceremoniously put the rosary on his wrist and put on an expression that let you go, "Forget it, I'm not an unreasonable person, go back!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Zhu Houzhao to speak, he clicked on the mobile phone screen.

This time he saw it clearly, and Zhu Houzhao disappeared directly in front of him.

This time, even if he doesn't believe in evil, Zhu Jun also believes it.

......

After playing with the jade-like rosary for a while, Zhu Jun remembered the software that appeared inexplicably on his phone.

In the full-frequency mobile phone software, this software called the gate of time and space doesn't see anything special, it's more like an ordinary game software, inconspicuous.

Click in and find that there are three options in it: shopkeeper information, transaction information, and merit value exchange.

Let's look at the shopkeeper's information first,

Host: Jun Zhu

Title: Trainee Treasurer

Merit: 50

Shopkeeper Skills:

1. Immunity to trader damage

2. Spatio-temporal connection

3. Trader's skill copying

4. Plane Time and Space Travel (Ununlocked - Unlock Requirements: 3000 Merit Points)

5. Shopkeeper's private space (unlocked - unlock requirements: shopkeeper +300,000 merit points)

6. The unity of all worlds (ununlocked - unlock requirements: big shopkeeper +300000000 merit points)

Copied Trader Skills:

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According to the explanation, when the shopkeeper receives customers, he is invincible and does not have to worry about personal safety at all.

Also, if you have a bad temper, if you don't have the ability to protect yourself, it's strange if you don't get slapped to death.

"Can you still contact someone who has already traded?" When Zhu Jun saw the second skill, he was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly withdrew to open the transaction information.

There is only one item in it, which reads Zhu Houzhao of Ming Wuzong, and there is a small icon of a telephone handle on the back.

So how do they answer the phone?

Out of curiosity, Zhu Jun clicked on the phone icon behind Zhu Houzhao's name.

Sure enough, there was a beeping sound on the phone immediately, and the words "connected" were also displayed.

"Zhu Jun, I want to destroy your nine clans......"

As soon as the phone was connected, Zhu Jun heard Zhu Houzhao's extremely angry roar from inside.

"Uh....." Zhu Jun was stunned for a moment, and said stupidly: "The medicine has no effect? ”

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Jun understood why Zhu Houzhao was angry, because the other end of the phone was still mixed with the rapid gasping of the woman.

Dare to do experiments as soon as you go back!

It's really a sperm worm on the brain........

Listening to the sound, it seems to work pretty well!

didn't give Zhu Houzhao a chance to continue to be mad, Zhu Jun hurriedly continued: "You continue, you continue." ”

After saying that, he immediately hung up the phone.

Zhu Jun still doesn't understand what the specific meaning of this phone function is, is it to develop long-term customers? Nothing to contact emotionally? Or is it for help?

Shaking his head and smiling, Zhu Jun continued to look down.

What makes Zhu Jun ecstatic the most is time travel, which is much better than spending money to go to some scenic spot to suffer. If you have nothing to do, you can still go and see the four beauties! Historic city, whatever. I just don't know if I can go to heaven and see what kind of place the gods live.

"Can you take someone with you? If you can open a time and space travel agency, the only one in the world, how much money do you have to make! Zhu Jun couldn't help but fall into infinite reverie again.

But soon, Zhu Jun dispelled this absurd idea in frustration. If others know the function of the mobile phone, it would be strange if they didn't rob it.

And the level of the shopkeeper is scary enough, the title of the shopkeeper requires 100,000 merit points, and the big shopkeeper is as high as 100 million. Zhu Jun even doubted whether he could have a chance to be upgraded to a big shopkeeper before he entered the coffin.

Merit points.

There are two options for merit points, one is the consumption record, and the other is the exchange mall.

Merit is now 45.

Looking at the consumption records, Zhu Jun understood that it turned out that it was necessary to use merit to call customers, which should have been fifty, but because he had made a call to Zhu Houzhao just now, five points were deducted.

At this time, Zhu Jun is like a deflated ball, a customer is only 50 points, just open a time and space shuttle will have the year of the monkey, it is estimated that if you die of old age, don't think of the shopkeeper level!

The exchange mall is a lot richer, there are enhanced physique, martial arts cheats, spell cheats, Taoist elixirs, magic weapons, magic pets, etc., in addition to enhancing the physique, each of which has at least hundreds of choices, which is simply a mobile treasure trove.

Although there are countless treasures, the merit value required is also scary, and the cheapest cheats have thousands of merit points, not to mention the others.

To put it simply, it's too expensive to play.

Zhu Jun didn't know why the Gate of Time and Space suddenly appeared in his mobile phone, nor did he know why he chose him, let alone what kind of impact it would have on his future. But for a man who is already poor, this coming adventure may be his chance to make a fortune.

Zhu Jun is a rural baby who has not graduated from high school and came out of the mountains in his teens, and his lack of education means that he cannot find a job that can be easily earned. When he first arrived in the capital, there were stalls in the urban villages under the overpass, but the crazy uncle always liked to chase him all over the streets. Later, I also engaged in construction with my fellow villagers, and I also pedaled three wheels to deliver goods.

After eight years in the capital, he still achieved nothing, and now he works as a courier in a courier company, coming in the wind and going in the rain for a month, in addition to the rent and living expenses, he can also fall four or five thousand, and he also has a five-figure deposit in his hand, which is not much money, but he is not hungry.

However, for a twenty-five or six-year-old person, the embarrassing family and the upcoming life events are the current urgency, and the few children in his hands are really too much short.

In these years, getting married is either a house, a car, or a deposit, and the countryside is prosperous, and it is often more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan, which is not something that his family can take. His parents are both authentic farmers, so if he wants to get a daughter-in-law, he has to rely on his own efforts.

Therefore, no matter why the Gate of Time and Space found him and what his purpose was, as long as his parents could no longer worry about him, marry a daughter-in-law in a beautiful manner, and live a worry-free life, he would not hesitate to seize this opportunity.

But before that, Zhu Jun didn't dare to easily lose his stable job.

Because he didn't know when this gate of time and space would open again, it was not his style to wait for the rabbit.