"Floor washing? I'm! Teacher Xu Shaoyan wants to wash the floor again?! ”

Netizens are confused, what is the situation!

Xu Shaoyan wants to wash the floor again?!

"There is also the scene where the national football team was washed by Teacher Xu Shaoyan, Nima, Teacher Xu Shaoyan, do you say that you can open a high-level black line?"

"And he said what kind of thing these nine Korean dramas are going to be broadcast, and he also washed the floor, which contradicts himself!"

Netizens are not only confused or confused, Xu Shaoyan's last time he washed the floor was during last year's rampage event, thanks to him, the General Administration of Sports focused on the national football team unprecedentedly, and finally the national football team worked hard for five months and finally won a game. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xu Shaoyan wants to wash the floor of Korean dramas? !

It's really a little bit of an expectation of what kind of high-grade black it is.

But many Korean drama fans are gritting their teeth at Xu Shaoyan, it is not easy for these nine dramas to be released, but you still want to be black? Xu Shaoyan, you wait for us!

At half past eleven o'clock the next day, Xu Shaoyan prepared the live broadcast room in advance, and his father was on the side, "Shaoyan, use me out?" ”

Xu Shaoyan shook his head: "No, Dad, you can just be in the room!" ”

The closer it was to twelve o'clock, the more people there were in the live broadcast room, Xu Shaoyan glanced at it, the number of people was close to three million, and directly put the live broadcast room that had not started on the top of the homepage of Douyu Live

As soon as twelve o'clock arrived, Xu Shaoyan opened the live broadcast room: "Hello friends, welcome to Xu Shaoyan's stick drama of washing the floor!" ”

Xu Shaoyan said, netizens twitched, Xu Shaoyan is really going to fight with the Koreans to the end, this time he has directly called the stick publicly!

Xu Shaoyan moved his left leg in a plaster cast on the hospital bed, and his expression was very relaxed, as if it was an interview: "Recently, I was shocked to hear that South Korea is going to launch nine dramas to seize the film and television market of the Republic, and I was immediately scared on the hospital bed, a total of nine, but after I looked at it twice, the surprise component was not very obvious, but the "horror" definitely made me chrysanthemum tight. The rat's body twitched, and the eggs were shattered! ”

Xu Shaoyan said, netizens held the grass with a face!

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, aren't you washing the floor? Why are you out of discipline again! ”

"666666 chrysanthemums are tight, and the eggs are broken to the ground, Mr. Xu Shaoyan, you are so heavy this time!"

"Don't be disciplined again!"

"I have a hunch that my titanium dog eyes won't be saved!"

is completely different from the last time the style of washing the floor, Xu Shaoyan is like a spray, and the undisciplined vocabulary, netizens suddenly realized that the coquettish Xu Shaoyan in the past is back!

And Xu Shaoyan's face suddenly collapsed again!

"Although it is said to be washing the floor, I have to say that the Sprinkle family really can't wash it this time.

I know I'm going to be calm, but I must say,

It's not that I'm going to spray you this time, it's the people of the whole country who choose me to spray you!

Because these nine rotten films that can't find the lower limit can't be said to be unprecedented, but they are definitely unprecedented!

As we all know, these nine Korean dramas are all modern romances, needless to say that these nine are extremely similar in genre and plot, and his name alone makes me bleed.

"The President's Fresh Little Wife"

"The Unspoken Rules of Wrong and the President"

"I Accidentally Sneaked the President"

"The President's Husband Must Be Obedient"

"The President's Husband is Very Sullen"

"President Don't Play Me Again"

"Is the President Enough"

Wait a minute

The name alone can be connected into a plot of ups and downs.

As for the actors, how superhuman they are in plastic surgery, I don't want to say more.

Bloody lines, neurotic performances.

I'm really curious if this is called handsome? Is this called beauty?

This is all parallel goods that have been double-regulated by human aesthetics!

I can't tell if the heroines of these nine dramas are the same person, so I'm going to find time to make a game - Stick Actress Lian Lian Watch! ”

Xu Shaoyan said that there was a pause in the evening, and netizens were already stunned.

Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you still wash the floor, you still say a little more subtle about washing the floor, but what you sprayed this time is simply unprecedented, even if you spray the name of the drama and the appearance of the actors, everyone knows how terrifying the plastic surgery of the stick is, but you still have to make games?

"Stick Actress Lianliankan"?

Depend on! Mr. Xu Shaoyan, are you sure that your game is not an anti-entry class?!

This is the full-level titanium alloy dog will be blind!

Everyone has a feeling that Xu Shaoyan is definitely darker than washing the floor!

However, Xu Shaoyan took a breath and made up for it: "For this kind of stick beauty that is used for publicity, I just want to say that this is a knife propaganda film to promote Korean plastic surgery!" You should collect publicity fees from the relevant hospitals! ”

That's right, Korean actresses are not more beautiful than them at all, they are completely compared to the knife skills of plastic surgeons!

Xu Shaoyan's face changed from collapse to egg pain again! "After watching the trailers and plot synopsis of these nine dramas, I couldn't help but stroke my chrysanthemum and found that it was so brilliant that it was beautiful, such a plot, should I praise you for being innocent and splendid, or are you too stupid?

This kind of plot is completely a drama of war scum, you still play in your homeland!

Run to our republic to be embarrassed and do nothing! ”

Xu Shaoyan's obscene expression on his face, that sentence of chrysanthemum brilliance made netizens spray a mouthful of old blood on the screen!

In South Korea, a group of film and television entertainment companies and TV stations are paying attention to the live broadcast of Douyu, and when they saw Xu Shaoyan say this, they were all so angry that their livers trembled!

Chrysanthemum? Xu Shaoyan, you chrysanthemum fart!

It hurts!

Our biggest publicity highlight is the actors, can you hack others?!

And before Xu Shaoyan finished speaking, his face suddenly became serious, "I said before that although it was not broadcast, I can see the ending of the plot, and I am willing to bet with you for 100,000 yuan."

The plots of the nine divine dramas are summarized like this

There is a female protagonist, (Mary Sue)

Born poor but with a touching IQ,

2-year-old piano over 8,

At the age of 3, he joined Mensa (British High IQ Club),

At the age of 5, he became the school flower of New Oriental,

At the age of 10, Oxford Ph.D. graduates are all A+,

proficient in singing, dancing and painting,

Outstanding appearance,

A head of long, ninety-nine-eighty-one hair, like seaweed,"

Ninety-nine-eighty-one colors?

What the is this?!

This time it's not just the face, even the scalp is shaking, the plot is as touching as the IQ, it is indeed very in line with the character setting of the Korean drama dog's blood, but why has this ninety-nine-eighty-one color hair become a giant contrast here?

Is this still human?

Netizens simply don't want to complain, South Korea's bloody romance drama is really like this!

I didn't think it before, but when I said it from Xu Shaoyan's mouth, it was really urine!

The image is complete, it should be a brief description of the plot, Xu Shaoyan touched his mouth: "At the age of 18, in order to treat my seriously ill mother,

The heroine had to make a deal with the devil with her flesh,

accidentally fell in love with him,

This devil is even more terrible,

Generally what has a pair of bottomless black eyes,

exuding a chill all over his body,

Sculptural grim face,

The slender figure makes the male model crazy with jealousy,

He is the richest man in the world and the chief of an African tribe.

Or the next king of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait,

Usually as the pope of Europe,

On the weekend, by the way, take control of the Italian mafia,

Who he wants to call to die tonight,

The next day, the cliff! Under! No! Finish! Bed! (To be continued.) )