"Who he wants to call to die tonight,

I couldn't get out of bed the next day! ”

Xu Shaoyan took a breath, his ribs were broken, he said it too fast, his breath was too fast, and his chest hurt. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

glanced at the barrage, and saw that the barrage in the live broadcast room was moving fast, and netizens couldn't help it.

"Stop, stop! Teacher Xu Shaoyan, wait first! Let's calm down for a moment, you're too high-energy! ”

"I'm going to laugh out of tears, Mr. Xu Shaoyan, how did you think of such an adjective, you can't get out of bed, hahahaha!"

"I'm already laughing and peeing, hahaha, the sheikh of Africa and the king of Kuwait? Serving as the pope of Europe again, the Italian mafia said that they would not carry this pot! ”

"Once again, I recall the fear of being dominated by bloody Korean dramas!"

"Korean drama os: My dad can say that about me!"

"Xu Shaoyanos: I am your father!"

"Escort! Escort! Spicy eyes! ”

"Protecting a fart, eye protection is serious!"

"Blind."

"Blind +1"

“+2”

“+10086！”

The number of people in the live broadcast room has risen to more than 5 million!

Some brainless fans wanted to spray Xu Shaoyan, but they were immediately drowned in the vast sea of people.

Everyone thinks that Xu Shaoyan's black is simply terrifying, funny and exaggerated, but it describes the bloody degree of the current Korean drama in great detail!

But there is a brain-dead fan in the vast sea of people who has been frequently brushing a barrage: "Xu Shaoyan, you keep talking about the plot, but you talk about the direction of the plot, this is a character design!" You have the ability to tell the story! ”

Xu Shaoyan took a sip of water, the plot? He didn't finish talking at all, if you want the plot, I'll give you the plot! "The plot, it's very simple!

He is the president of the Imperial Group,

Bloodthirsty demon god again,

Ruthless and loveless, it's hard to fall in love with the heroine but want to hurt each other

Are billionaire presidents willing to give up their status as wealthy families for the sake of angels,

Abandoning the killer organization he had single-handedly built,

Whether the angel of innocence will never leave,

Save this cold heart that is spurned by the world with kindness,

What kind of sparks will the demon seeds of hell occasionally spark when they encounter angels who have fallen into the mortal world!

All women are the enemies of the heroine, and all men love the heroine!

Isn't this a Korean drama, you tell me if Korean dramas are all like this, even if the third male falls in love with the second female, but it's not!

I rub! I just changed the full-level titanium alloy dog eye, I really can't stand it! ”

Xu Shaoyan said, throwing away the pillow at hand, netizens laughed and cried, that's right!

This is a Korean drama!

Korean entertainment companies, a group of managers and screenwriters and directors with translators standing next to them are all confused, Xu Shaoyan, you are enough!

You're sick!

Don't you people in the Republic like this kind of Korean dramas?!

Aren't you scolding your own people in disguise?

But right away, he suddenly noticed a different wind direction.

Netizens are all happy, the live broadcast room is not closed, Xu Shaoyan has made the mistake of wanting to smoke after finishing his errands here, and he has worked overtime on CCTV, he already likes to relax with a cigarette after he is busy, but he can't find half a cigarette after looking left and right.

Not to mention cigarettes, not even a single tobacco leaf can be found.

"Dad, if you have a cigarette, give me one." Xu Shaoyan asked his father who was reading a book in the corner.

Dad put down the book and frowned: "What are you smoking!" Can you take care of your own body, your mother was used to you in the last hospitalization, I didn't care about you, and now you still smoke? Bear with it! ”

Hearing the reprimand from his father outside the screen, netizens laughed: "Haha, Teacher Xu Shaoyan wants to listen to Dad!! ”

"I want to see what Uncle Zhang looks like, curious~~~"

"+1, uncle is coming!"

"+2, I want to see my uncle!"

“+236984！”

The style of painting changed suddenly, and netizens were curious about what Xu Shaoyan's father looked like, what a tolerant father he was, and he was extremely concerned about the growth of his children, who could create a son like Xu Shaoyan who was almost a ghost in terms of independent thinking ability.

And suddenly, seeing that the style of painting suddenly changed back to daily life, the hearts of netizens suddenly throbbed, and they returned from the funny and ridicule, and the hearts of netizens instantly calmed down.

Return to life, no longer addicted, the authorities are fascinated, the bystanders are clear, Xu Shaoyan is black in Korean dramas, but the black ones are also crazy obsessed with Korean stars in their lives, and they only look at their faces at all about bloody Korean dramas, or they simply like this bloody plot!

The characteristic of drama is that it comes from life, but it goes beyond life, he can be bizarre, he can fantasize, he can be thriller, and he can be funny, but the most undesirable thing is dog blood!

Dog blood is okay, after all, some people like it, but just selling faces has no acting skills, is this really actor acting?

Romance dramas have all become bitter dramas in the end, one by one is either miserable or miserable, love has become love and killing, is this really love?

Xu Shaoyan's exaggerated realism is not the real horror of his live broadcast, the real horror is that this bloody and ridiculous thing can be so popular in the Republic for so many years, as they worship Korean dramas, it is even more ridiculous!

woke up the person in the dream with a word, and saw Xu Shaoyan and his father continuing to ask for cigarettes over there, netizens suddenly felt a little chilled behind their backs, this kind of Korean drama is not picked up by others, it is themselves, or the people around them!

Why does the Korean entertainment industry dare to be so arrogant in the Republic, in fact, it is largely caused by the people of the Republic themselves!

It's caused by the brainless powder of many republics!

Xu Shaoyan didn't tell them directly as if he was reasonable, but told them with a terrible hindsight!

Some brainless fans are not convinced: "Xu Shaoyan, isn't your new TV series just romance, I don't believe you didn't fall in love and kill each other!" ”

"That's it, you have the ability to hack our Oba, you have the ability to make your TV series full of handsome guys and beauties, except for Qiao Ran, how many of your "Wulin Gaiden" are good-looking!"

"That's it, we just like to look at the romance of the face, and you have the ability to make the romance of the republic so handsome!"

Xu Shaoyan had just been trained by his father here, and when he saw this barrage, he replied: "Love and kill each other?" There won't be such a bloody plot in my drama, I like sweet love, but if you want handsome guys and beauties, I can satisfy you, and the master is handsome and crying ghosts and gods! ”

Netizens couldn't stand it: "Teacher Xu Shaoyan, it's true that you are a man, you have your own characteristics, but you are a handsome guy or don't do it, you are all disfigured!" ”

Xu Shaoyan broadcast this time, the scar at the corner of his eye is simply stinging.

But Xu Shaoyan pulled an A4 paper from the bedside, on which was written the list of actors.

"Xu Shaoyan: Well, let's promote my new film after the black drama, I filmed a sweet and funny romance, this is the cast list of my new TV series, I think it, the appearance is there, and the acting skills are guaranteed!"

After speaking, Xu Shaoyan put the cast list in front of the camera, and netizens immediately paid attention to it, but the first name scared them: "Yu Zechen" What? Yu Tianwang wants to star, do you want to do this!

Hurry up and look at the second name: "Bai Shuang". It's the queen of heaven who is on the opposite side of the king?! The starring role of holding grass is too big!

The third word: "Qiao Ran." "Well, Xu Shaoyan is a professional TV drama user, it's strange that he didn't quietly.

But the fourth name they collapsed, the female number two: "Zhao Liru." "The second-tier actor of the prosperous era of Yintu, 25 years old this year, is an old actor in the new generation of actors of the Republic who has been on stage since he was 8 years old,

A TV series, starring in the first and second tiers, this is a strong lineup that has not appeared in the repertoire of the Republic for at least five years, Xu Shaoyan is too extravagant!

And the fifth name, everyone was confused, the second place on the list of stars of the Republic - Xi Jiangyue, is not the female protagonist and the male protagonist, but he is another protagonist.

Seeing such a lineup, netizens are a little trembling, romance drama?

Xu Shaoyan is going to kill Korean dramas, and make so many big names to act in TV dramas!

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, can you ask the name of this play? You don't seem to have a sweet romance novel, is it your original plot? The man asked cautiously,

Xu Shaoyan smiled: "It's already in preparation, and it will be released in two weeks, of course, it's still my original plot, otherwise what's the point?" As for the title of the play, it's very simple, it's called "News Network"~~" After speaking, Xu Shaoyan laughed!

After that, the live broadcast room was closed.

“……”

Seeing the live broadcast room with a black screen, netizens were speechless, holding grass!

Xu Shaoyan, you give us back!

You hung us up with the cast, and then you didn't say what TV series it was, do you know that you would make everyone unable to sleep for half a month!

You bastard!

Ahh!!!!h

However, aren't they such bastards in love? (To be continued.) )