The two beauties, a full-time slave girl who warms the bed and a pet who is close to her body, follow Li Chunsheng day and night. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoIt's a pity that as a ghost in the underworld, without a trace of yang, it can't be erected at all. No wonder ghosts want to go to the world.

After experiencing eighteen suicides, and then being unable to go to the current situation of the yang world, Li Chunsheng finally came to his senses, finally let go of love, and no longer died for love.

Finally learned to let go, Li Chunsheng suddenly felt relaxed. In the world of flowers that is so good in the yang world, and there is endless money, there is no happiness in the underworld now.

Every day, I find Zhong Kui to practice kung fu and learn eighteen kinds of martial arts such as swords, guns, swords, and halberds; Find a bull head horse noodle race car, find Judge Cui to fly a plane in the sky, and play a few parachute jumps with two female partners; Find black and white impermanence to play cards and gamble, and if they win, they want to cry without tears, and then return the money to them; Go back to the eight-star hotel and swim and play with mandarin ducks, and finally have a full body massage...... The days go by in a chic and carefree way.

Finally, one day, Hades suddenly found him and said that he wanted to invite him to drink with his good old ghosts.

Summoned all the ghost officials to toast Li Chunsheng at the banquet. After three rounds of drinking, Li Chunsheng was already a little dizzy, and the king of Hades spoke: "Brother, how are you doing lately?" ”

Hearing this, Li Chunsheng's drunkenness immediately sobered up for three points, this is a posture to drive me away! Am I offending him in something? This is Lord Yama, am I angry that I haven't visited him in his villa for a while?

Not only Li Chunsheng, but all the ghosts present stopped moving, watched quietly, did not dare to make a sound, and did not even dare to breathe. Well, I forgot, the ghosts of the underworld don't need to breathe, and they don't even need to breathe.

Li Chunsheng hurriedly stood up, no way, this is someone's territory. When King Yama stomps his feet, he can still make all the ghosts tremble.

Holding the wine glass in front of him, Li Chunsheng said respectfully: "King Yan, it was my fault that I didn't visit your mansion recently, and I fined three glasses in a row." ”

"Wait!" Lord Yama's words made all the people around him tremble, could it be that Brother Li Chunsheng offended Lord Yama? When Li Chunsheng was in the yang world, he didn't send anything to the underworld, not to mention anything else, this eight-star hotel or Li Chunsheng sent = it, and the wine in his hand, the delicious food on the plate, which one is not because of Li Chunsheng?

Could it be because Li Chunsheng couldn't go back to the yang world to send things, so Lord Yan wanted to make things difficult with him by drinking?

Although Lord Yama was in a good or bad mood, these ghost subordinates couldn't guess it. However, when the ghosts saw that Zhong Kui, who was sitting next to Lord Yama, still had his face unchanged, he relaxed a little. Zhong Kui is the most jealous and hateful, if Lord Yan takes revenge, Zhong Kui will definitely be unhappy.

"Hehehe, brother, what is the relationship between us, what do you not visit, you are still so restrained about your eldest brother? Call me King Yama again, I'm going to be angry? Hades still pretended to be very angry.

Li Chunsheng hurriedly apologized and said, "Ah...... Yes, it's Big Brother. Big brother, the younger brother said the wrong thing, I punished myself with three cups. He drank three glasses in a row.

Seeing that Li Chunsheng had finished drinking three glasses of wine, Hades had a slight smile on his face. Seeing the smiling face of Hades, the ghosts hurriedly applauded and cheered, making the cold occasion lively again.

Hades stretched out his big hand, which was wearing four rings set with precious stones, and silenced all the ghosts, saying, "Since you are my younger brother, I am your eldest brother." I'm not out of sight, big brother, I have two things to ask you! ”

Speaking of this word, all the ghosts opened their mouths wide. Although the ring on his hand was also given by Li Chunsheng, Lord Yama is a person who can drown thousands of ghosts by spitting and foaming at the bottom of the netherworld, when did he say that he asked for words?

"Big brother, you're polite, you just have to tell me something. Over the years, my little brother and I have been taken care of by you, and I have returned to the yang world eighteen times, each time I have possessed the rich man, and I have enjoyed the glory and wealth of the world. I should have done something to repay you, big brother, to me, little brother, you ask for words, I dare not be ashamed. ”

Lord Yama, who said a few words, nodded frequently: "Well, okay, then I'll say it directly." …… As you can see, the supplies of the underworld are getting less and less, and I want to wait until you have had enough of being here to send you back to the yang. If you don't want to go back to the underworld, you can stay in the underworld all the time, and if you want to come back, I can still send you back to the underworld when you've had enough of staying here. However, I have one condition, which is to bring Judge Cui's sister with me. When the time comes, she will tell you to cook something for Hades. You also know that only people in the yang world can do it, and the ghosts in the underworld can't burn things. And you are in the book of life and death, and you have always been a living person in the yang world. ”

After thinking about it, Li Chunsheng nodded and said, "The eldest brother has a life, and the younger brother will not hesitate to do so." However, I have three conditions, and I hope that my eldest brother will promise me. ”

Seeing that Li Chunsheng agreed to take his sister to the yang world so easily, Yan Luo finally let go of a piece of his heart and said happily: "Hahaha, I promise!" You say, don't say it's three conditions, it's a hundred and ten thousand conditions, as long as I can do it, I will promise you. ”

So Li Chunsheng said: "The first condition, I want to take my two women up. I made them for myself, and I want to take them away, isn't that too much? ”

The two women are, of course, the peerless bed-warming slave girl and the beautiful talisman pet.

King Yama nodded and said, "These two women are neither human nor ghosts, neither human nor ghost. It's easy to want them to go back and be immobile puppets, but it's a little difficult to let them go to the sun to be living creatures. However, since you said it, brother, I promise you that it's a big deal to sacrifice my mana to transform the two of them. ”

Li Chunsheng hurriedly stood up and saluted, and then said happily, "Thank you, big brother." ”

King Yama stretched out his hand and said, "But when it comes to the ugly words, they go to the yang world, work for pleasure and do anything, there is no difference between them and normal people, and they will not be born, old, sick or die, they have always been like this." Their hearts have always been tied to you, but they can only accompany you for one lifetime, you die, they die. If you possess or resurrect them, they will not come back to life. One of the biggest drawbacks: they don't have children, and that's all I can do. ”

If you can't give birth, you won't give birth, if you really let the two paper people give birth to a child for yourself, Li Chunsheng will feel uncomfortable thinking about it. So he said happily: "Thank you, big brother, it doesn't matter if you don't have children, they won't be jealous, I'll just find someone else to give birth." Hehehe, the second thing, there are countless ghosts in the yang world, although I haven't met them before, but, in order to ensure that I live a long time and not be scattered by those powerful old ghosts, you have to make my soul stronger, right? I know that this kind of thing can definitely be done in the underworld. ”

King Yama pointed his finger at Li Chunsheng and said, "We brothers want to go together, and I will do it for you if you don't say this." Handed over to the bull head and horse face, they used to go to detain the soul, and they knew the best about strengthening the soul and strengthening the soul. It's the easiest thing they can do. ”

The bull-headed horse saw the king of Yama and called his name. He immediately stood up straight and said loudly, "Don't worry, the king, this matter is on us. ”

"Well, good!" King Yama nodded, and then asked, "The third one?" ”

"In the end, of course, I wanted a few treasures. I don't have any ability in the underworld, and I don't have any magic in the yang, big brother, you don't know, how many items in the yang world are poisonous and harmful, not to mention that the food and wine have fake ginseng poison, even the air has turned into poisonous gas, if I don't have a treasure in my body, and I lose my memory, in case I get sick and die, I can't even touch the way back. ”

Hades took a glass of wine and drank it all before saying, "This is easy to do." Judge Cui used to get a lot of good treasures that are hard to come by in the sky during the trial, just let him give you a few. ”

Seeing that the king of Hades called his name, Judge Cui also immediately stood up, hugged his fists and said: "Thanks to Brother Li Chunsheng for taking care of me so much, I have long wanted to give my brother a few treasures, and I have always been worried that my brother will not see it, so I didn't offer ugliness." After the banquet was over, I immediately took my brother to fetch it. ”

Li Chunsheng immediately stood up and said, "The future of the underworld is a big event, I will go to prepare, and in the future, I will not forget the trust of Brother Hades and his friends." ”

Nonsense, although Li Chunsheng doesn't believe in love anymore, he has always had only his two beauties, a slave girl and a pet, waiting in his heart every day, Li Chunsheng's heart has long been itchy, and he can't wait to go to the yang world immediately to live a life of envy of mandarin ducks and not immortals.

What's more, if you can strengthen your soul, it is difficult to have a treasure in the sky. Think about his sexual life, Li Chunsheng can sit still, that's weird!

First of all, I went to the office of Niu Tou Ma Mian.

After passing through the big oil pot that fried ghosts, passed through the ghost whipping pool, passed through the ghost seats, ghost benches, and passed through the dark rooms with many unknown torture instruments, although Li Chunsheng knew that these things would never be added to himself, he was still a little frightened.

Finally arrived at the place, a red and green round pond shaped like gossip.

Under the repeated assurances of Niu Tou Ma Mian, Li Chunsheng walked to the middle and achieved the top round paving.

"Well, let's talk about something first."

The bull's buzzing mouth made Li Chunsheng jump in fright: "This is not a place to refine ghosts and souls, right?" ”

"No, no," said the bull head, waving his hand again and again, "I mean that when you arrive in the yang world, you must remember my wife's golden gloves?" ”

Really, why didn't you say this at this time? I was taken aback.

Li Chunsheng said depressedly: "What else is there, let's say it together, don't scare people anymore, although I am a ghost now, I am still a human in the book of life and death!" As the saying goes, people are scary and scared to death, this ghost is scary, the old ghost is scary, do you know how scary it is? ”

Niu Tou apologized again and again, and Ma Mian immediately said: "There is also a couple watch set with 20 carats of diamonds for my husband and wife......"

Li Chunsheng glanced at Ma Mian with disdain and said, "I remember it." You only know how to show off your wealth, and you don't have any taste at all. If you look at people's bull heads, it's no wonder that they can be in front of you, people want a pair of gold gloves, and the gold gloves are not just a pair of gloves with gold. Rather, they are to carefully make the gold into a very fine gold thread, and from this gold thread they are carefully crafted into gloves. The glove should be soft and strong, stretching and stretching freely, which is simply the pinnacle of craftsmanship, and it cannot be made in the sun. Your diamond watch is worth a lot of money, but, tsk, it doesn't deserve to lift shoes compared to priceless pure gold gloves. ”

"Ahh ......" The horse's face opened the horse's mouth wide in surprise, seeing that the bull head was no longer as contemptuous as before, regretting why he didn't think of it?

Ma Yan was about to ask Li Chunsheng for another pair of such gloves, but Niu Tou was afraid that he would also want it, if he got another pair for him, his own would not be unique, and the price would fall several times. Immediately urged: "Okay, okay, Mr. Li, please sit down, I'm ready." ”

Li Chunsheng sat cross-legged on the mat. The bull head "buzzed...... shouted, and five dazzling balls appeared in an instant, and the balls circled around Li Chunsheng a few times before entering his body.

Then Ma Mian also shouted, and tens of thousands of ghostly lights emerged from the round pool, and the ghostly lights also entered Li Chunsheng's body.

Before he had any consciousness, the bull head smiled and said, "Mr. Li, it's done, come out." ”

didn't feel anything, Li Chunsheng directly doubted whether they had helped him strengthen his soul.

Coming out of the red and green round pool, Li Chunsheng asked directly in confusion: "That's good, what did you do for me, what effect did it have?" ”

Ma Zui wanted to say something, but was stopped by the bull head: "Mr. Li, the Five Elements Soul and the Ghost Light Energy are the best things we have here. As for how good this best thing is, let me tell you this, even the Jade Emperor in the sky, he can't get this thing. As for the use and usage, you don't understand it, and even if you do, you'll forget it when you get to the world. This has to be done after you go to the yang world, slowly groping and slowly discovering it. If you never find out, you don't have any danger or urgency. Wouldn't that be the best? ”

The bull head went away, and the horse face hurriedly came over and whispered: "Li Chunsheng, when I was transforming your soul just now, I added a lot of soul power to you, and when you arrive in the world, even if it is your saliva, it will be a treasure snatched by beauties." Don't forget to get me a unique handicraft in the world for my brother and me? Otherwise, I would not be depressed to death every day in the face of that old cow? ”

One of these handicrafts is a piece of paper in the yang world, but it just needs to add more ideas. Li Chunsheng agreed to him without hesitation, and jumped with the horse's face as happy as a donkey.

Out of the office gate of Niu Tou Ma Mian, Judge Cui was waiting at the door.

When I came to Judge Cui's secret room, there were several shelves full of things. It's all like a display in a museum, what bowls and pots are there, Li Chunsheng can't understand them at all, and he doesn't know what these things are used for, and how they became treasures.

Seeing Li Chunsheng's confused appearance, Judge Cui simply introduced to him: "This is a Ecstasy Jar, as long as you put the soul in it, no matter what the ghost is, you will ask and answer whatever you want when you come out, but it will be invalid after an hour." ”

"This is a pain bowl, as long as you drink the water in this bowl, you will have a stomachache, and there is no cure for the pain to die, but it can only hurt for an hour."

Then he introduced a few more, all of which had strange effects, and Li Chunsheng, who listened, shook his head.

Looking at Judge Cui's appearance, Li Chunsheng said directly: "I said big brother ghost!" Don't show off to me anymore, can you just introduce me to a few that I can use? ”

was told what was on his mind, Judge Cui blushed and took Li Chunsheng inside.

There is actually a secret door in the innermost. When Judge Cui opened the secret door and invited Li Chunsheng in, Li Chunsheng glared at him, walked around outside for a long time, and introduced it for a long time, it turned out that they were all defective products, and none of them were suitable for his own use, isn't this a waste of expression?

The inside of the secret door is much cleaner than the outside, without a trace of dust. looked at Judge Cui suspiciously, this product is only cleaned inside, although the outside is defective, but you don't treat it like this?

Although it is also a shelf, the things on it are much better than the ones outside. There are many ceramics on the outside, and jade on the inside. There are jade water bottles, jade gourds, jade bracelets, jade lotus flowers, and so on.

Before coming to the last shelf, Judge Cui pointed to the things on it and said, "The things here are the best, I don't hide anything!" Whatever you want, pick it up and take it. However, you have to remember that there are no more than three treasures. If there are too many treasures, you will be distracted, and if you are distracted, you will not be able to play the role of treasures well. That's why there is a saying that there are no more than three treasures. You'd better only need one treasure, and two are troublesome, but as long as you are diligent, you can still play the role of the treasure well. But if there are more than three pieces, not only will you not get benefits, but you will suffer because of the treasures. ”

Look at the dozens of treasures on the shelves, not only jade, but also gold and silver products, and before you arrive, you can feel the summoning meaning from inside. Probably they've been here for too long, and they want to get out of here. Li Chunsheng felt that every one of them was by no means simple, and he really couldn't pick it.

Gritting his teeth, Li Chunsheng stood on his face and said, "Okay, I only need two pieces, you can pick them for me." Anyway, if I have suffered any grievances in the yang world, I will add my secret letter to the gift to the big brother of Hades, saying that the treasure you gave me is garbage, and I can't send anything to the underworld if you want to harm me. ”

Judge Cui's legs were weak, and he almost knelt on the ground: "You...... Aren't you a pit ghost? My friendship with you, how can you do this to me? ”

Li Chunsheng hugged his chest and said with a smile: "That's it, you have a friendship with me, how can you not give me the best baby?" ”

Wiping the sweat from his head, Judge Cui began to pick out the treasures, the treasures here have their own strengths, they are all unique, and it is estimated that he doesn't know which one is the best. picked and picked a sweat, and Li Chunsheng was also anxious for him. It's not for him to choose, otherwise how difficult it would be for him to introduce himself one by one? This is a one-time chance.

Eventually, Judge Cui fetched him two treasures: the Soul Gathering Artifact and the Soul Refining Furnace.

The Horcrux Gathering Bowl is also called the Soul Gathering Bowl, which looks like a smooth and transparent white jade bowl on the surface, but it has the effect of collecting souls and gathering souls, no matter what the ghost is, as long as it is collected by the Horcrux Gatherer, you can't escape if you want to.

The Soul Refining Furnace, also known as the Soul Refining Ding, is a treasure that combines red and white jade and gold ginseng, and I really don't know how this treasure is made.

Put the ghost into this soul refining ding, as long as you want to refine it, train it into a ghost slave, or refine it into a ghost pill that greatly replenishes the soul, it is up to the master's will.

There is a premise for using all treasures, and the premise is that the holder must be able to control the treasure, at least be able to use it.

After receiving these two treasures, Li Chunsheng suddenly saw that the smallest thing on the shelf was also jade, and took it in his hand and asked, "This is so small, what kind of treasure is it?" ”

Judge Cui smiled and said, "Hehehe, I'm so embarrassed that I forgot about it." This thing is definitely a good baby. I don't really know all about what it does. I just know that this thing is very useful for cleaning, and it can help clean it regularly once a day. It's so clean, it's all up to it. In addition, it has a certain effect on healing injuries and can also help restore other treasures. If something accidentally breaks, as long as it is put with it, it will return to its original state after a long time. ”

Such a good baby, why didn't you say it earlier? Li Chunsheng unceremoniously received it in his pocket.