"Master, wait a minute, you just need to do this, this, this, ......" Su Xiaomeng whispered in Hua Murong's ear for a while, and Hua Murong's face turned pale when she listened. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

What a bad idea! It's so obscene! It's so shameless! It's a beast! It's crazy!

actually asked him to be an incomparably noble god to do that kind of worthless thing, and if he spread the word, did he still want his old face?

He's a public figure, so he's going to pay attention to his image, right?

If he lets others know, no matter how beautiful he looks, he will become the target of public criticism!

Apprentice, you are putting the teacher to death!

So Huamu Rongjun's face wrinkled and protested: "Apprentice, this ...... There's something wrong......"

Su Xiaomeng smiled and patted Hua Murong's shoulder: "Don't worry, master, you are out of the horse, a top two!" Absolutely proper! ”

What's right, this is related to his lifelong happiness, and if he is not careful, he will die, right?

Hua Mu Rong was heartbroken, and said categorically: "No! As a teacher, I still feel inappropriate! ”

Su Xiaomeng glanced at Hua Murong with disdain: "Master, as the saying goes, if you don't want a child, you can't trap a wolf, how can you succeed if you don't make some sacrifices, right?" ”

"Makes sense!" Hua Murong nodded, and then hesitated a little: "What if, Erlang God doesn't eat this set?" ”

"No, master, don't worry!" Su Xiaomeng smiled confidently.

"But ......"

Hua Murong wanted to say more, but Su Xiaomeng immediately raised her eyebrows: "Master, this is the only way, otherwise it will ......"

"But ......"

Su Xiaomeng slapped the table suddenly, the vase on the table was crumbling, and finally fell on the table and grunted to the table, Su Xiaomeng didn't care, only said coldly: "Believe it or not, I'll whip you!" ”

Hua Murong was stunned, and hurriedly held the vase that had rolled down to the edge of the table and said, "I understand for the teacher!" ”

Su Xiaomeng nodded with satisfaction and patted Hua Murong's shoulder: "Very good, Pikachu, go ahead!" ”

Hua Murong nodded firmly, and resolutely opened the door, looking like he was going to death righteously, and the breeze blew his robe into a rattle, like a banner flying wantonly on the battlefield.

Hua Murong turned his head and looked at Su Xiaomeng affectionately: "Apprentice, for the teacher...... Go! You...... Take good care of yourself......"

Before Hua Murong finished speaking, Su Xiaomeng raised her foot and kicked Hua Murong's buttocks: "Don't give me a blind BB, don't go quickly!" ”

Hua Murong burst into tears, can't he be allowed to stir up a good relationship?

Erlang God was holding an ice face of minus fifty degrees Celsius, and watched Hua Murong walk out of the door with cold eyes.

At this time, Hua Murong's momentum changed, his eyebrows and eyes were like a sharp edge, he pursed his lips without saying a word, and looked at Erlang God coldly.

The two stood straight in the courtyard outside the door, neither of them speaking, only looking at each other fixedly.

The north wind is blowing, the cold wind is floating, and the two gods are facing each other without saying a word in the wind, hunting in robes and with great momentum.

If the enemy does not move, I will not move. Hua Murong implemented Su Xiaomeng's policy well.

So the two of them stood in the courtyard like pillars of stone......

Half an hour has passed, and Su Xiaomeng still hasn't heard any sound from outside, what are these two people messing with?

Su Xiaomeng hurriedly changed her clothes, and the little fox quickly jumped onto Su Xiaomeng's shoulder and went out with Su Xiaomeng.

However, as soon as Su Xiaomeng stepped out of the door, she felt that the whole person was not good.

Is this playing 123 Wooden Man???

Take a closer look, let alone move your arms and legs, those two didn't even blink their eyelashes.

Su Xiaomeng clapped her hands tentatively, but the two did not react.

Su Xiaomeng stomped her feet again, but the two still didn't react.

Is this a fixation technique?

Su Xiaomeng came to Hua Murong, took a closer look, and asked in her ear, "Master, have you been asked for a fixed body?" ”

Hua Murong still didn't blink his eyes, but said softly: "No, we are comparing endurance." ”

I pour! Your brains...... It's amazing......

Su Xiaomeng pursed her lips, went back to the house and brought a few plates of delicate pastries and melon seeds on the stone table in the courtyard, and sat down slowly.

Erlang Shen's face was calm, as if he was not affected by Su Xiaomeng at all, but Hua Murong twitched the corners of his mouth, apprentice, don't you know that he hasn't eaten from last night to this morning? What a temptation! Naked temptation!

And that little beast, why do you eat so well?

Seeing Hua Murong's resentful gaze, the little fox shook his big tail defiantly, stretched out his paw and took a green pastry on the plate, and bit it in front of Hua Murong, and then swallowed it slowly. After eating, the little fox squinted his eyes and looked like "this is the best pastry in the world".

Flowers and trees are angry, this is a provocation! Naked provocation!

The little fox looked at Hua Murong's face was so angry that he couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips badly.

As if he was not angry enough, the little fox also used a spell to help Su Xiaomeng peel a few melon seeds out of thin air, and then sent them to Su Xiaomeng flatteringly, Su Xiaomeng gently touched the little fox's head: "It's so good!" ”

Then the little fox rubbed comfortably in Su Xiaomeng's palm, and stretched out his tongue to lick Su Xiaomeng's palm.

Hua Murong couldn't stand it anymore, and no matter if he was confronting Erlang God now, he strode directly in front of Su Xiaomeng, grabbed the little fox who was lying under Su Xiaomeng's hand and threw it away!

The little fox was so angry that his little body trembled slightly in the air, but he still couldn't resist the inertia of flying out, and only hated in his heart: "Hua Murong, you wait for this fox, this fox will definitely come back!" ”

Hua Mu Rong glanced at the little fox flying far away, clapped his hands in a happy mood, and turned his head to see Su Xiaomeng's unkind gaze.

Hua Murong hurriedly grabbed the melon seeds on the plate and peeled them, and said while peeling: "Apprentice, the teacher is here to peel the melon seeds for you......"

Then Hua Murong sent the unrecognizable melon seeds to Su Xiaomeng, Su Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows and did not speak, but only looked at Hua Murong's back fixedly.

Hua Murong only felt a chill behind him, as if there was a snake letter licking behind him, Hua Murong hurriedly turned around, but saw Erlang God holding the roaring dog and looking at him with gritted teeth.

Hua Murong was stunned for a moment, and blurted out: "Erlang God, it turns out that you are still there......"

Erlang God poked the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand to the ground fiercely, and said angrily: "Mu Rong Shangshen, you stunned this Shenjun's dog, and also caused this Shenjun to have a stomach ulcer, how to calculate this account?" ”

Alas, what is due will come eventually.

Hua Murong sank his eyes and glanced at Su Xiaomeng, Su Xiaomeng nodded at him, and Hua Murong also nodded.

Then, Hua Murong looked at Erlang God with the most gentle gaze in history: "Erlang Shenjun, do you really want to settle accounts with the God of Ben?" ”

Erlang God's heart jumped, how could he have a bad feeling?

But Hua Murong's eyes were too soft, and Erlang replied unnaturally: "Self-...... Nature......"

Hua Murong raised his feet and walked a few steps towards Erlang God, and stopped one step away from Erlang God: "Erlang Shenjun, are you really willing to settle accounts with the gods in this book?" ”

As he spoke, Hua Murong seemed to have tears in his eyes, looking pitiful.

Erlang Shenjun's heart moved, and he stammered: "This Shenjun...... Ben Shenjun ......"

Hua Murong smiled charmingly at Erlang God, and then suddenly stretched out his hand to pull down the clothes on his left shoulder, revealing his white and smooth shoulders, Erlang God was completely frightened, and his movements were out of control and he took several steps backwards, only to accidentally step on a stone and fall to the ground with a thud.

Hua Murong pulled back his clothes, crossed his hands on his waist and laughed: "Haha, you have seen the body of the god in this book, and the god in this book wants you to be responsible!" ”

Erlang God sweated on his forehead: "Don't! (To be continued.) )