Isn't it, Erlang God, who has killed tens of millions of people without changing his face and heartbeat, actually cried?

Hua Murong reflexively raised his head, anthracene, the blue sky is still there, the white clouds are still there, the sun is still there, and then he looked down again, anthracene, the earth is still there, the plants are still there, and the microorganisms are there, and finally he took a deep breath and came to an important conclusion: this world is normal!

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How could Jiro God shed tears? Even if you shed tears, you won't shed them in front of others, right?

Anthracene, he must have hallucinated after not sleeping all night.

So Hua Murong turned around and walked towards the Peach Blossom Garden, and Erlang God shouted sadly: "Mu Rong God, you stop!" ”

Hua Murong stretched out his little finger and plucked his ears, oops, it seems that not only did he hallucinate, but even his auditory hallucinations appeared, he had to go back to sleep quickly!

So Hua Murong continued to walk forward, and Erlang God saw that Hua Murong ignored him, so he took off and fell in front of Hua Murong, and asked angrily: "God, what are you hiding?" Didn't you do something wrong? ”

Huh? It's really Erlang Shenjun!

Hua Murong looked at Erlang God with a tear-stained face and a red nose, and then looked at Erlang God's unconscious roaring dog covered in mud in his hand, and his heart trembled, not good, Erlang God is here to ask the teacher to ask for guilt.

Hua Murong wrinkled his eyebrows and lowered his head to think about it, then raised his head and raised a sunny smile, suddenly approached Erlang God, and looked at Erlang God with affectionate eyes: "Erlang Shenjun, how can such an innocent, kind and lovely person as the god of this book do something wrong?" You say yes, right? ”

After that, Hua Murong also winked at Erlang God, delicate eyebrows, white complexion, tender skin that can be broken by blowing, delicate pink thin lips, long curly eyelashes, dark pupils, and the sunlight sprinkled on Hua Murong.

Erlang God lost his mind for a moment, and replied sluggishly: "Yes...... Oh, yes. ”

Hua Murong bent his lips and smiled, stretched out his white thin finger and pointed to his eyes and said, "Na, Erlang Shenjun, you see, the god didn't sleep all night yesterday, and he has dark circles under his eyes." The god is the first beauty in the heavenly realm, for the sake of the immortals in the heavenly realm, how can he protect the face of such a charming being, right? Therefore, the god has to hurry up and make up for sleep, so he won't accompany Erlang Shenjun! ”

The long, supple ink hair fell on Erlang God's face, cool and soft.

Erlang God was drunk: "Okay, okay, Mu Rong Shangshen can go." ”

Hua Murong turned around and smiled proudly, and walked in the direction of Peach Blossom Garden with elegant steps, just turned the corner, Hua Murong ran towards Peach Blossom Garden with long legs, and shouted pitifully while running: "Help in vain!" ”

After Hua Murong left, Erlang Shencai reacted consciously: "What is this Shenjun doing?" ”

Then Erlang God looked down and looked, ah, the unconscious Howling Dog! So Erlang God instantly remembered what Hua Murong had done, and said hatefully: "What a shameless Mu Rong God, he actually made a beauty plan for this god monarch!" This god monarch actually got hit! Disgrace! Shame! Mu Rong is a god, this god is not finished with you! ”

So Erlang God hurriedly chased after Hua Murong, and shouted while chasing back: "Mu Rong Shangshen, you have stunned this Shenjun's dog, causing this Shenjun to think that it is dead, I don't want to think about food and I don't want to cry all day long, and finally got a stomach ulcer, this account, this Shenjun must settle it with you!" ”

Nani? Still have a stomach ulcer? No way? Now it's time to play Dafa!

Hua Murong hurriedly ran to the Peach Blossom Garden, "snapped" and patted on Su Xiaomeng's door, shouting while patting: "Apprentice, help, I am being chased and killed for the teacher!" ”

Su Xiaomeng turned over and covered her head with a quilt, and said in a muffled voice: "Kill, kill!" ”

The little fox pricked up his ears and listened, then put it down again in an instant, and then moved his body and squeezed next to Su Xiaomeng.

Hua Murong's eyes widened: "Apprentice, this is not good!" For the teacher will die! ”

Su Xiaomeng turned over again and said coldly: "If you die, you will die!" ”

Then came a sentence: "If you want me to collect the body for you, you can do it, 100,000 taels of silver." ”

Villains! Villains! This scoundrel!

Bad luck at home! Bad luck at home!

Hua Murong heard that his apprentice wanted to stay out of the matter, and hurriedly said: "Apprentice, this is not good, what should you do if the teacher dies, the teacher has not married you yet!" ”

Su Xiaomeng didn't squeak.

Hua Murong turned around and saw that the figure of Erlang God had appeared in sight, still carrying the three-pointed two-edged knife, which was still shining in the sun.

Hua Murong's face turned white, and he turned his head and continued to pat Su Xiaomeng's door: "Apprentice, it's not good, it's not good, Erlang God is chasing after you!" Erlang God is really chasing after him! Hurry up and open the door! ”

Su Xiaomeng still didn't squeak.

Erlang God's figure is getting closer and closer, Hua Murong's heart is thumping closer and closer, but his apprentice still has no sign of opening the door.

So Hua Mu Rongxin gritted his teeth and said: "Apprentice, for the teacher and Hua Liuliu are really innocent, they can't be clearer anymore!" You have to believe in being a teacher! Come on, hurry up and open the door! ”

Su Xiaomeng's body was stunned, is she really innocent? Is it possible?

30,000 years is not a short time! So Su Xiaomeng continued to close her eyes and fall asleep.

Hua Murong saw that his apprentice didn't move, but Erlang God had already chased him to the door, so Hua Murong couldn't take care of it: "Apprentice, if you don't open the door again, just wait for the teacher to clean up!" ”

Is it really that serious? No way? Master, what kind of basket are you poking again?

Su Xiaomeng was startled, but she couldn't hear the slightest sound from Hua Murong.

Could it be that his own master was really killed in seconds?

Su Xiaomeng suddenly ripped off the quilt and jumped up from the bed, brushed open the door and pulled Hua Murong in, and asked in a low voice, "Master, what trouble did you get into again?" ”

Hua Murong pursed his lips: "Apprentice, do you remember the last time we attacked the Erlang Temple at night and stunned the Roaring Sky Dog?" ”

Su Xiaomeng nodded: "Remember, what's wrong?" ”

Hua Murong bit his lip: "Erlang God already knows that he is stunned by the teacher, and the roaring dog is looking for the teacher to settle accounts!" ”

Su Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows: "What's this, anyway, the roaring dog is not dead, explain the situation to him, he should understand!" ”

"But!" Hua Murong licked his lips that were a little dry, "But Erlang God was sad because of the loss of his dog, and he couldn't bear the stomach ulcer because he couldn't bear it!" That's the point! ”

"Stomach ulcers?" Su Xiaomeng asked puzzledly: "Wouldn't it be good to find Taishang Laojun to take a pill?" ”

Hua Murong shook his head: "There is nothing to do, a long, long time ago, Taishang Laojun had a dinosaur mount, but he was bitten to death by the Roaring Sky Dog, so Taishang Laojun hated Shangerlang Shenjun." In this heavenly realm, in addition to the god of Buzhi who provoked Taishang Laojun, Erlang Shenjun and Taishang Laojun have the deepest grudge! You said how could Taishang Laojun give the elixir to Erlang Shenjun? ”

Wow, use dinosaurs as mounts? With such a mouth, it's no wonder that it will be bitten to death by the roaring dog.

Su Xiaomeng's face sank: "So, Erlang Shenjun came to settle accounts with the master when he was in pain?" ”

Hua Murong bit his lip and nodded aggrievedly: "Apprentice, you have to help as a teacher!" ”

Su Xiaomeng pursed her eyebrows and asked, "Master, do you know what Erlang Shenjun is most afraid of?" ”

Hua Murong thought for a while: "How lustful men are in the world, but Erlang Shenjun is the opposite. ”

Su Xiaomeng's eyes lit up, and Hua Murong was startled: "Apprentice, what do you want to do?" ”

Su Xiaomeng swept Hua Murong's body with ill-intentioned eyes, and then smiled: "Master, the apprentice knows what to do!" ”

Hua Murong instantly felt cold, how could he ...... I have a not-so-good feeling...... (To be continued.) )