Shangguan Xiaotou took Yu Chengcheng to his sister's boudoir, and Su Xiaomeng also went to join in the fun. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As soon as she entered the door, Su Xiaomeng was shocked by the scene in front of her.

I saw Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister-in-law took a piece of snow-white tofu and covered it on top of her head, and rushed to the wall: "Let me hit the wall and die, let me hit the wall and die, anyway, my brother is a broken sleeve and there is no cure, as a younger sister, but I can't straighten him, how can I have the face to survive in the world?" Let me hit the wall and die, forget it, forget it......"

Every time Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister took a step towards the wall, they were stopped by a group of maids, and when they took another step, they were still stopped, and they continued to walk a step, but they were still stopped back......

So, a group of people rushed to the wall like waves, but they couldn't get to the wall.

Shangguan Xiaotou saw that his sister was crying for death and life, so he was distressed, and rushed over directly to stop in front of his sister: "Sister, if you want to hit the wall, you will kill your brother first!" ”

Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister shed another line of tears: "Brother, you really deserve to die as a broken sleeve, but my sister is really reluctant!" Let's let my sister die! ”

As he spoke, Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister hit the wall again, and after being blocked by Shangguan Xiaotou, they directly hit Shangguan Xiaotou's arms.

Shangguan Xiaotou hugged his sister with a sad face: "My sister is so delicate, how can my brother bear to let you lose your fragrance!" Sister, don't die, if you die, my brother won't live anymore......"

Then, Su Xiaomeng listened to the two brothers and sisters dying and dying for a long time, and they were still three meters away from the wall.

Hey, hey, hey, how do you let the plot develop like this?

Su Xiaomeng frowned impatiently, and shouted at the two who were still dying: "Or the two of you will die together!" ”

Shangguan Xiaotou and Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister were all sluggish.

Su Xiaomeng took out three feet of white silk from her arms as if she was juggling, as well as the crane-top red arsenic, and the corpse water, and placed them on the table in the room.

Then Su Xiaomeng began to explain professionally: "Are you going to be hanged, poisoned, or completely disappeared?" If I hang myself, I have three feet of white silk here, and I can throw it on the beam of this house. If you are poisoned, I have not only crane top red here, but also arsenic, you can choose one of the two. If you want to disappear completely, I have corpse water here, an exclusive secret recipe, as long as a drop, you will disappear directly into the world without even smoke. Say, how are you going to die? ”

Shangguan Xiaotou looked like Meng Bi and didn't react, but Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister were rolling with tears and sobbing: "Woo woo...... I don't want to die, I don't want to die......"

Shangguan Xiaotou knew that his sister was in a deep boudoir, and he was well protected by him, and he had not been exposed to these, so he was directly scared and cried. So Shangguan Xiaotou patted his sister's back and coaxed: "Don't die, don't die, we won't die, ......"

Su Xiaomeng didn't give Shangguan Xiaotou much time to comfort his sister, and directly hit the railroad while it was hot: "If you don't want to die, just listen to Yu Chengcheng's explanation, I haven't figured out what is the use of looking for death and life there?" ”

Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister felt that Su Xiaomeng's words were very reasonable, and sniffled and waited for Yu Chengcheng's explanation.

So Yu Chengcheng told Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister one by one, and as soon as Shangguan Xiaotou and his sister heard it, they happily hugged their brother: "Great, brother, you are not a broken sleeve!" Sister, I can finally rest assured! ”

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. The misunderstanding was resolved, and everyone was happy.

Next, let's talk about Shangguan Xiaotou's sister.

Shangguan Xiaotou's sister, named Shangguan Xiaoming, was born on the same day, the same month, and the same year as Shangguan Xiaotou, but she was born half an hour later than Shangguan Xiaotou, so she naturally became Shangguan Xiaotou's sister.

Shangguan Xiaoming looks very similar to his brother, but her facial features are softer, her body is petite, and her waist is softer.

Why do you call Shangguan Xiaoming "Xiaolin Daiyu"? It's not because she's frail and sickly, it's because she cries and cries.

That's right, Shangguan Xiaoming loves to cry very much, she can cry anytime and anywhere, cry when she eats, cry when she sleeps, and even cry when she goes to the toilet, as long as she feels uncomfortable.

And this crying is also very lethal. Ordinary crying is nothing, but as long as Shangguan Xiaoming cries, it will damage items according to the size of the cry.

It is said that when Shangguan Xiaoming was a baby, she loved to cry, and once when she was hungry and no one fed her, she howled loudly, so Shangguan Xiaoming's crib "banged" and broke into two, but fortunately, Shangguan Xiaoming was not injured, and continued to cry in the crib that was broken in half.

When Shangguan Xiaoming was five years old, Shangguan Xiaotou and her competed for toys, Shangguan Xiaoming couldn't grab it for a while, but fell to the ground, crying "wow", so the toys that Shangguan Xiaotou grabbed were all shattered into slag.

When Shangguan Xiaoming was twelve years old, Shangguan Xiaotou already knew kung fu and could fly around easily, but Shangguan Xiaoming didn't learn kung fu because she was afraid of getting hurt, and it was impossible to fly, but Shangguan Xiaoming was very eager to fly.

Once Shangguan Xiaotou deliberately flew up to the roof and rushed to Shangguan Xiaoming to show off, the more she showed off, the more embarrassed she became, and finally directly showed off Shangguan Xiaoming and cried.

The more Shangguan Xiaoming cried, the more sad she became, from the initial crying and crying to crying, so the tiles on the soles of Shangguan Xiaotou's feet were all shattered, Shangguan Xiaotou broke his feet, planted his head on the roof, and lay at home for half a month.

From then on, Shangguan Xiaotou changed his attitude of bullying Shangguan Xiaoming in the past, and began to love Shangguan Xiaoming, trying not to let Shangguan Xiaoming shed tears.

So, although Shangguan Xiaoming cried and cried, it was rare for her to cry and cry.

However, because Shangguan Xiaoming is so fond of crying, although the sons and daughters of Qingfeng Town like her beautiful face, they can't stand her crying.

The first man who made an appointment with Shangguan Xiaoming was a scholar, and he just started talking about history with Shangguan Xiaoming, and he was about to talk about marriage, but when the two were swimming in the lake, Shangguan Xiaoming was stung by a mosquito by the lake, and he immediately shed tears.

In public, others thought that the scholar had bullied her! So the scholar had a good face and said goodbye directly to Shangguan Xiaoming.

The second one who made an appointment with Shangguan Xiaoming was a young man who was a county official. In order to show that he was young and promising, Xiao Xiao took Shangguan Xiaoming to the county hall, but Shangguan Xiaoming was so angry that he cried and scolded by the various cases recorded in the county hall.

So, for the sake of his official position and innocence, Xiao Young had no choice but to say goodbye to Shangguan Xiaoming with tears.

The third one who made an appointment with Shangguan Xiaoming was the young master of Shangguan's business rival. In order to show his financial resources, the young master took Guan Xiaoming to the restaurant opened by his family, and happened to bump into a father and daughter in the restaurant who were miserable and miserable.

Shangguan Xiaoming's sympathy rose, and she cried so much for the poor life experience of her father and daughter that her liver and intestines were broken, and people thought that Shangguan Xiaoming was poisoned to death after eating the food in the restaurant.

For the sake of his own business, the young master also cut off contact with Shangguan Xiaoming.

Later, later, later, later, Shangguan Xiaoming no longer had a man who asked her out......

It's all the fault of tears...... (To be continued.) )