Mrs. Shangguan and Master Shangguan hugged each other and came back all the way. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Su Xiaomeng was so shocked that her eyes were about to fall out, and she was in a state of wanting you to live and die before???

Shangguan Xiaotou shook his head habitually: "Sister Meng, my father and mother are like this, even if they fight all day, even if they fight all day long, even if they fight to the point of bleeding, they will definitely be reconciled before dark." ”

It turns out that this is the legendary husband and wife, there is no overnight feud!

Su Xiaomeng raised her eyes and looked to the west, where a round of red sun was gradually setting from the wall.

Hua Murong moved a small bench and sat on the wall and looked in the mirror narcissistically, on the wall, a bright red apricot was blooming.

You see where you sit badly, you have to sit under the wall, or under the wall with red apricots.

Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but remind: "Master, you didn't choose a good place here......

Hua Murong raised his head, looked back at the red eyes on the wall, and said seriously: "Apprentice, have you ever heard the poem 'A beautiful woman is like a red apricot, and she comes out of the wall from Fanghua'?" ”

"No, I didn't." Su Xiaomeng replied very honestly.

Anyway, master, have you watched the pirated version of "Three Hundred Tang Poems"?

Hua Murong stood up, leisurely pinched off a red apricot on the wall, and said slowly: "There is a reason why I chose this place for the teacher. You see that this red apricot is blooming beautifully, but when the teacher sits here, it is compared to the beauty of the teacher. You see, they are so ashamed that they kill themselves. ”

As he spoke, Hua Murong turned the red apricot in his hand.

Master, they didn't commit suicide, you strangled them, okay?

Su Xiaomeng rolled her eyes helplessly: "Okay, you are beautiful, you have the final say." ”

Hua Murong sat on the small bench again and nodded with a smile: "I think so for the teacher." ”

It's so narcissistic that there's no cure!

Su Xiaomeng shook her head and turned around to find Xiaotou.

Xiao Tou was squatting next to the rockery in the garden, looking at the small pavilion in the distance.

Su Xiaomeng stood on tiptoe and smiled evilly, revealing two small tiger teeth, and then snapped on the ground to slap Xiao Tou's shoulder, wanting to scare him, but Xiao Tou grabbed his wrist with his backhand.

As soon as Xiaotou turned around, he saw that it was Su Xiaomeng, so he couldn't help but let go of his hand and asked, "Sister Meng, why are you here?" Don't accompany Brother Rong? ”

Xiao Tou already knew that Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong were a couple, and they had long been regarded as a young couple.

Su Xiaomeng pouted: "I accompany him, but he accompanies the mirror, since there is a mirror with him, what else do you want me to do?" ”

Xiao Tou smiled, knowing that Su Xiaomeng was in a small mood, so he smiled and made a gesture to let Su Xiaomeng look at the small pavilion in the distance.

It's okay not to look at it, but it's terrible to look at!

I saw that in the small pavilion, Yu Chengcheng and Shangguan Xiaoming were sitting opposite each other and drinking tea, Yu Chengcheng was expressionless, but Shangguan Xiaoming was excited.

Su Xiaomeng looked at Shangguan Xiaotou in surprise: "Your sister has fallen in love with Yucheng?" ”

Shangguan Xiaotou nodded very gratifyingly: "My sister has been single for many years, and now she can finally take off the label of a single dog." ”

"Huh! Wait a minute! Your sister has a crush on the fish? But wasn't Fish Allure the first to be taken by your mother? Su Xiaomeng's eyes widened.

Mother and daughter actually fell in love with the same man? No way? How could it be such a coincidence?

Shangguan Xiaotou shook his head and explained: "Do you also believe what my mother said? She's so angry with my dad! My mother said that she fell in love with Brother Allure, but she actually took a fancy to Brother Allure as her son-in-law. ”

Su Xiaomeng suddenly realized: "I see, your mother really has good eyesight, Yu Chengcheng is indeed a good man." ”

Then, Su Xiaomeng and Shangguan Xiaotou hid behind the rockery and peeped together.

Shangguan Xiaoming is a woman who dares to make a move for love, I saw that she deliberately wore the same silver as Yu Allure, combed her complex and gorgeous hair, put on makeup and dressed up beautifully, and sat in front of Yu Allure in a gorgeous dress.

The apricot eyes are tactful, the cheeks are dyed with a touch of blush, the pink lips are curled with a trace of coquettishness, and the small handkerchief embroidered with lotus flowers is pulled and pulled in the palm of the hand, and the little daughter's posture is fully displayed.

It's just that Yu Chengcheng is incomprehensible, and after sitting down for a long time, I haven't seen Shangguan Xiaoming's squeak, so I can't help but say directly: "I don't know what Shangguan girl is looking for Chengcheng, if there is nothing to do, I will retire first." ”

Did she call him here just so he could see her writhing there? If that's the case, he might as well go back and look at the red apricot behind Hua Murong!

Shangguan Xiaoming's face stiffened, ah, didn't her little daughter's posture attract him? It seems that the only way to go on the offensive is to use words.

So Shangguan Xiaoming loosened her handkerchief, raised a smile that was enough to overwhelm all beings, and said softly: "Gongzi of Allure, Xiaoming invited you here to ask you for a little thing." That's the case, Xiaoming recently wrote a new poem, but the last sentence only made the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence couldn't be thought of even after racking her brains. If the prince of Allure doesn't mind, can you make the second half of the sentence for Xiaoming? ”

This Shangguan Xiaoming is a smart person, pretending to compose poems as a topic, firstly, she can shorten the distance with Yuqingcheng, and secondly, she can make Yuqingcheng feel that she is versatile, add a good impression to herself, and maybe she can also make Yuqingcheng treat her differently!

However, the plot did not develop as Shangguan Xiaoming expected, and I saw Yu Chengcheng say in a hard voice: "I'm sorry, Allure doesn't know how to write poetry." ”

Shangguan Xiaoming's handkerchief was tight, but her smile was still impeccable: "It's okay, it's okay to say half a sentence, please let the prince of Allure." Xiaoming thought about it for a long time, but she really couldn't think of it, so she asked the prince of Allure to help Xiaoming. ”

As she spoke, Shangguan Xiaoming blinked, looking like she was about to cry.

Yu Qicheng suddenly thought of the scene of Shangguan Xiaotou holding a knife on his neck, if he made his sister cry, Shangguan Xiaotou's kid would definitely kill him!

He's not greedy for life or afraid of death, he's just afraid of getting into trouble.

So Yu Chengcheng had no choice but to accept Shangguan Xiaoming's request: "Okay, but Allure will only have one sentence of poetry, and please don't dislike Miss Xiaoming." ”

Shangguan Xiaoming hurriedly said: "Don't dislike, don't dislike, definitely don't dislike." ”

Shangguan Xiaoming was secretly proud, look, she knew that men couldn't stand women's tears the most.

So Shangguan Xiaoming instantly turned into a literary young woman, looked at the small pond next to the pavilion melancholy, and said softly: "Lingering and dancing butterflies from time to time, the son of the city, what's wrong with the second half of the sentence?" ”

Yu Allure replied without thinking: "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall." ”

Burst! Su Xiaomeng covered her mouth and hid behind the rockery and laughed secretly.

That poem was taught by Su Xiaomeng to Yu Allure, but she said to Yu Allure like this: "This poem can be described as the panacea in the poem, it can be used anytime and anywhere, as long as the other party is a woman." ”

Then, Yu Allure took this poem to heart.

Then, he wrote this poem in Shangguan Xiaoming's poem......

Shangguan Xiaoming's expression was broken, she had lived for fifteen years, and it was the first time she heard a man say this poem to her, this is humiliating! Naked humiliation!

So, Shangguan Xiaoming's tears rolled down, picked up a small handkerchief and covered her face and ran away.

The fish is messy, didn't you say that you don't dislike it?

Shangguan Xiaotou saw his sister-in-law crying and ran away, so he quickly got up and chased after him, shouting while chasing: "Sister, don't be sad, you still have a brother!" ”

Su Xiaomeng watched the two people who went away calmly come out from behind the rockery, and patted Yu Chengcheng's shoulder with a look of relief: "Sao Nian, you have a very promising future!" ”

It's the first time she's seen someone who can make others cry with a word! (To be continued.) )