"Whew! Hua Mu allows you to step on Lao Tzu's proud chest again! Oh! Lao Tzu's slender white jade legs, you can also get off your feet! Oh! Lao Tzu's round and cute toes! ”

Every morning at half past eight, the little fox's screams will sound on time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

There's no way around it, who called the little fox to do it! Hua Murong learned to dance with Chang'e and learned well, but he interrupted vigorously.

"Haha! Hua Murong, are you an old cold leg that has not been cured for many years? ”

"I'm laughing to death, Hua Murong, are you touching shrimp under your feet?"

"Huh! Flowers and trees allow you to dance like chopsticks......"

As soon as the little fox opened his mouth, it made people feel the urge to strangle him.

But the gentle, kind, innocent and lovely Murong God couldn't bear to strangle him, but turned him into a carpet, allowing him to absorb the aura between heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and the moon, and then experience the "stop-and-go" of the world by the way.

As a result, within a few days, the little fox was horrified to find that he had lost a full three pounds! Three pounds! He just lay motionless on the ground, and he lost a full three pounds!

Anyway, are you stepping on all the fat?

But the little fox was already pitifully thin, and if he was thin, he would become an African refugee!

So the little fox was very aggrieved and carried his thin arm that was so thin that he didn't have a single or two pieces of meat to show Su Xiaomeng, and shouted for more food.

Su Xiaomeng rolled up her sleeves and compared her arm with the little fox, and looked at the little fox with sympathetic eyes: "Alas, I'm really embarrassed to slim you down like this." ”

The little fox looked at Su Xiaomeng's thin white arms and lost his mind, and muttered: "It's so thin, it's so white, ****, it's so slippery......"

Su Xiaomeng looked at the little fox and looked at her arm with a look at the chicken legs, and said hatefully with her sleeves: "You will eat pickles tonight!" ”

The little fox was anxious, and hurriedly shouted: "No, no, no, no, in fact, your arms are very thick, black, rough, and bumpy......"

Su Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "You can drink the northwest wind tonight!" ”

After that, Su Xiaomeng threw up her sleeves and left, leaving the little fox alone in the wind.

Women are really strange creatures, it is not okay to praise her, it is not okay to damage her, what is it necessary for her to be satisfied, hey!

The days passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was time for the dance competition.

Early in the morning, Hua Murong was dragged up from the quilt by Su Xiaomeng to put on makeup.

What Su Xiaomeng set for him was that a man dressed as a woman and danced amazingly.

In terms of appearance, Hua Murong definitely killed her sixth sister in seconds, in terms of figure, Hua Murong's chest pads with two apples are definitely on par with her sixth sister, in terms of charm, of course Hua Murong exploded her sixth sister.

Therefore, no matter how you calculate it, Hua Murong will win.

Hua Murong watched Su Xiaomeng scribble on his face with a serious face, and he was not allowed to look in the mirror, so he asked with some apprehension: "Apprentice, do you look good for the teacher?" ”

"Of course it's pretty!" Su Xiaomeng didn't even look at Hua Murong's eyes. When she said good-looking, she meant the makeup she put on Hua Murong.

After listening to Su Xiaomeng's answer, Hua Murong smiled shyly and timidly, but Su Xiaomeng said with a serious face: "Master, don't move!" Keep! Keep! ”

So Hua Murong had to stiffen a handsome face and let Su Xiaomeng play freely on his face.

The little fox jumped out of nowhere, pointed at Hua Murong's face and smiled happily: "Haha! Have you become a monkey spirit? Ha ha! Laughing to death! ”

Hua Murong's heart trembled, couldn't it be that his own disciples turned him into a Monkey King?

Su Xiaomeng took the little fox and threw it out of the window: "Go to the side!" You're everywhere! ”

The little fox was thrown into the lotus pond outside the window with a thud, waving his paws and exclaiming: "Su Xiaomeng, you pig!" I can't swim! ”

Su Xiaomeng glanced at the little fox and said, "Dogs are born to swim, why can't you foxes swim when they are so much smarter than dogs?" ”

The little fox thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

Then, Su Xiaomeng said again: "Besides, the lotus pond is only a shallow layer, and even a cat can't drown you if you can't drown?" ”

The little fox's paws stopped, stretched out and stepped back, and there were clean pebbles under his feet.

So the little fox flicked his tail in frustration and jumped out of the lotus pond.

He is still counting on Su Xiaomeng, the six heroes, and then he will come again, and he will make a lifelong promise with his body!

The little fox was about to enter the house after shaking off the water on his body, but Su Xiaomeng closed the door with a click, and even closed the window by the way.

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Su Xiaomeng put on makeup for Hua Murong and curled her hair, and then she was short of clothes.

Hua Murong's stature is relatively high, she found many shops and didn't buy dance clothes suitable for Hua Murong, so she had to go to the tailor of the Qingsu tribe in the demon world to help Hua Murong design and sew a set.

Hua Murong not only does not wear men's clothes, but also does not wear women's clothes, which is something that everyone knows.

The dance clothes sewn by the Sioux look exquisite and are laborious to wear, Su Xiaomeng only took three seconds to pick Hua Murong's clothes, but it only took thirty minutes to help Hua Murong put on the Su clothes.

The clothes sewn by the Sioux are a set of pure white chiffon dance clothes, after Hua Murong wears it, the long skirt reaches the ground, and the temperament is outstanding, which is a little more beautiful than that Chang'e, and a few points above the fairy.

But Su Xiaomeng circled around Hua Murong three times, looked Hua Murong up and down, and always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

Hua Murong stood in the room and his legs were numb, and he couldn't help asking, "Apprentice, can you sit down as a teacher?" ”

Su Xiaomeng waved her hand: "Sit down!" ”

Hua Murong breathed a sigh of relief, sat at the table, picked up the apple on the table and nibbled on it.

I didn't eat for a long time, but I starved to death!

Su Xiaomeng looked at the apple in Hua Murong's hand, and her eyes lit up.

So Su Xiaomeng didn't say a word, pressed Hua Murong on the table and was about to pick up Hua Murong's clothes, Hua Murong covered his chest with both hands, and said in shock: "What do you want to do to the teacher, apprentice?" ”

Su Xiaomeng raised her hands and grabbed her five fingers in the air, and smiled obscenely: "Of course it's up and down!" ”

After that, Su Xiaomeng picked up the apples on the table and stuffed them into Hua Murong's clothes one by one.

Hua Murong said with a serious face: "Apprentice, you won't be hungry when you compete for the teacher, you don't have to prepare food for the teacher." ”

Su Xiaomeng smashed Hua Murong's head with an apple: "Who said it was for you!" This is to add charm to you! ”

Hua Murong had no choice but to shut up stupidly.

After Su Xiaomeng stuffed the apple into Hua Murong's clothes, she looked at Hua Murong carefully, and then smiled proudly.

Are handsome people suitable for men to dress up as women?

When the master wore men's clothes, it was a Yushu Lingfeng who was graceful and beautiful!

When the master wore women's clothes, it was a beautiful and moving country, and the country was full of fragrance!

As a girl, she was actually dumped seventy or eighty streets by her own master disguised as a woman. Su Xiaomeng suddenly had a sense of female shame.

"Su Xiaomeng! Well, no! People are coming! The little fox pulled the door and shouted at the top of his throat.

"Alright, alright!" Su Xiaomeng responded and pushed Hua Murong out of the door: "Master, it's time for you to appear!" (To be continued.) )