Chapter 192: Dance and Carpet
Hua Mu Rong is really a man who can't help but want to hide, because the brilliance is too great, because there are too many advantages, because he is too worthy of relying on, because he is the backbone of her whole world. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Su Xiaomeng knew that Hua Murong would immediately exchange pain as soon as she saw her frowning, so she tried her best to pretend that she was okay and smiled brighter than the flowers.
Hua Murong could accurately see whether Su Xiaomeng was really okay or fake, so all of Su Xiaomeng's pain was completely borne by Hua Murong.
Hua Mu Rong was stiff, no one could stop him, as soon as Su Xiaomeng stopped him, he spread his hands and said indifferently: "Okay, if the apprentice insists on not transferring the pain, as a teacher, he will go and get a knife to cut his belly and make a big hole with you." Anyway, it's all pain, so it's better for the two of us to hurt together. ”
Su Xiaomeng couldn't smile bitterly, so she had to listen to Hua Murong's words.
So, things became, Hua Murong died in pain, and Su Xiaomeng hugged Hua Murong and died in distress.
It was the first time for Taishang Laojun to see such a strange couple, and he shook his head and sighed that there is true love in the world, and there is true love in the heavenly world.
Fortunately, after three or four days, Su Xiaomeng returned to normal, and Hua Murong no longer had to die in pain.
Ying Xiaoshu sat on the gate of Murong Hall every day and waited for Wen Rujun to come back, Su Xiaomeng was distressed, but the little fox couldn't help but say: "Little sapling, what are you doing at the gate?" Begging is not popular in the Celestial Realm. ”
Ying Xiaoshu was so angry that she wanted to beat him.
The little fox dodged and smiled: "Yo! Little saplings still want to hit people? Your branches are thinner than Lao Tzu's fingers and you still want to hit people? ”
Ying Xiaoshu often cried to Su Xiaomeng to complain, but Su Xiaomeng comforted Ying Xiaoshu and smiled gently: "It's okay, Xiaoshu won't cry, the little fox will provoke you again, let's take off his skin and make a scarf for you, okay?" ”
Ying Xiaoshu nodded vigorously, the little fox trembled, and pointed at Su Xiaomeng with a sad face: "Su Xiaomeng, you have no conscience!" Lao Tzu is also a person who has had an adulterous affair with you, how can you treat Lao Tzu like this? ”
Ying Xiaoshu's eyes widened, and he swept around Su Xiaomeng and the little fox with confused eyes: "What adultery?" ”
Su Xiaomeng scratched the tip of Ying Xiaoshu's nose and smiled indulgently: "Nothing, Xiaoshu is having auditory hallucinations." ”
Seeing that Su Xiaomeng was beaten to death and didn't admit it, the little fox was not convinced, and said roughly: "Su Xiaomeng, you have no conscience!" Have you forgotten that time when the two of us had a romantic tryst under the sea, Lao Tzu lost a lifetime of freedom for you, and you actually forgot? ”
What is an underwater tryst! Didn't they just go to pick a pearl for the night! And he was still a little fox then, okay?
What does it mean to lose the freedom of a lifetime, it is as if he has taken a dog chain and tied him!
Ying Xiaoshu heard the tryst under the sea, and unabashedly "wow", "Sister Xiaomeng, Brother Murong would be sad if he knew......"
Su Xiaomeng flicked Ying Xiaoshu's forehead: "What do you think, I went with him to pick the night pearl, where did the tryst come from?" Do you dare to believe the little fox's mouth? ”
Ying Xiaoshu remembered what the little fox had said to her, and nodded approvingly.
The little fox opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but Su Xiaomeng scratched him and said viciously: "If you pop out another word, I will chop you to make a braised fox tonight!" ”
The little fox lowered his head aggrievedly, jumped out of Su Xiaomeng's sight in three or two times, and went to complain to Yu Chengcheng.
The days passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was almost time for the dance competition.
Hua Murong is a 10,000-year-old otaku who is troublesome to move his arms and legs, and he really can't dance such a trendy thing.
But you can't learn it! Hua Murong's learning ability is simply against the sky.
Su Xiaomeng looked at Hua Murong's model-like figure and clapped her hands with satisfaction.
Then Su Xiaomeng found Chang'e and asked Chang'e to teach Hua Murong to dance.
Hua Murong refused at first, after all, Chang'e's dances were all feminine and soft dances, and the waist was twisted like waves, so he couldn't do it if he was a big man.
But Su Xiaomeng blinked her big eyes and looked at Hua Murong pitifully: "Master, if you don't learn, you can't win the game, if you can't win the game, you can't get the recognition of the Sioux people, and if you don't get the recognition of the Sioux people, you can't ...... with you."
At the end of the point, Hua Murong heard it, and immediately raised his paw and said, "This theology!" God is learning now! Learn now! ”
Chang'e smiled a little sinisterly, Mu Rong is a god, Mu Rong is a god, you also have a day in my Chang'e's hands! Oh hahahaha!
Chang'e is a stern master, and a waist-twisting action taught Hua Murong more than a dozen times, but Hua Murong still didn't do it well, so Chang'e was angry, broke a branch and took it in her hand and pumped it on Hua Murong.
Hua Murong instantly looked at each other angrily, and Chang'e turned her wrist and said righteously: "What are you staring at, this is what your apprentice specially told this fairy." ”
Hua Murong looked pitifully at Su Xiaomeng, who was sitting on the side, sipping tea and knocking melon seeds and helping the little fox smooth his hair, seeing Su Xiaomeng nodding lightly, Hua Murong's head instantly lowered.
Su Xiaomeng deliberately didn't look at Hua Murong's expression, and nodded to Chang'e to signal her to continue.
Chang'e saw that Su Xiaomeng had instructed her, so no matter how low Hua Mu Rong was, she trained Hua Mu Rong strictly.
Su Xiaomeng promised her, once she taught Hua Murong, she would take her to play in the world for three days. Of course, all the expenses are paid by Su Xiaomeng.
That is, no matter how many clothes and jewelry she buys in the world!
It's not that she loves beauty much, it's just that the Guanghan Palace is very deserted, and there are not a few clothes, and the Jade Emperor does not allow her to leave the palace without permission, and she wears those clothes all year round and there is no superfluity.
So Chang'e used one hundred and twenty points of heart to teach Hua Murong.
Chang'e can also see that Hua Murong can't pass, but she can't get over that bend. After all, it's really difficult to get a big man to dance a woman's dance.
But Chang'e didn't care about the awkwardness of the flowers and trees, and the small branches were so crunched that she didn't show mercy at all.
Hua Murong turned his head to look in Su Xiaomeng's direction after being pumped, but after seeing Su Xiaomeng several times, his eyes just didn't fall on him, so he retracted his mind and concentrated on dancing.
But Hua Murong finally practiced dancing seriously, and the little fox came to make trouble again.
I saw the little fox jump off the table and turn into a human form, and twisted around strangely to learn from Hua Murong's appearance and laughed: "Hua Murong, are you fishing?" I'm laughing to death, hahaha! ”
Hua Murong was on fire in his heart, and when he saw that the little fox provoked him, he pinched a trick with one hand to turn the little fox into a carpet and spread it on the ground, and danced wholeheartedly following Chang'e's movements.
The little fox was trampled by Chang'e and Hua Murong and shouted: "Where are you stepping on Hua Murong?" Oh! Lao Tzu's legs! Oh! Lao Tzu's waist! Oh! Lao Tzu's face! Bastard, don't step on your face! (To be continued.) )