had no choice, Zhu Jun could only follow the handsome scumbag Zhu Bajie to their time and space. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But Zhu Jun still couldn't figure it out in his heart, he said that it was a straight line of time and space, wasn't the Monkey King in the time and space of the Bull Demon King still pressed by the Five Finger Mountain? Why is this real and fake Monkey King Mao again?

System vulnerabilities?

Or is it that the system is deranged and leaking?

But as soon as he thought of the punishment for failing the side mission, Zhu Jun couldn't help but feel numb in his scalp, and he didn't dare to think about so many useless things, honestly thinking about how to cut a piece of flesh off Tang Seng's body, as for how to deceive Sun Wukong, okay! Zhu Jun seems to have seen himself and Sister Feng living a miserable life of primitive people living in the wilderness.

.................

As soon as Zhu Bajie returned to his time and space, Zhu Jun suddenly felt much better, and sighed, "God is still very fair." ”

Because the Zhu Bajie in his impression is back again, a pair of bush fan ears, lotus canopy hanging lips, a bloody mouth, and a big belly, sure enough, which is the generalissimo Zhu Bajie who is three points like a person and seven points like a pig.

Zhu Bajie is also used to the eyes of others looking at him, and he doesn't care, "Let's go!" The master is still resting by the river in front of him! ”

After speaking, he took Zhu Jun all the way upstream along the riverside, and after walking less than 200 meters, he finally saw Tang Seng who was meditating and resting on a river beach and Sha Seng who was leading a white dragon horse to drink water by the river.

"Master, my old pig is back." As soon as Zhu Bajie saw Tang Seng, he left Zhu Jun's head and ran away, and as soon as he arrived, he held his big belly with both hands, and looked around proudly, "Master, is the senior brother back?" ”

"Wujing, where have you just been? I was hungry for my teachers. Tang Seng slowly opened his eyes, and looked at Zhu Bajie with a resentful look, "Wu Neng still wants to protect the teacher, why don't you go to the fast quickly, if the teacher is hungry, how can you hurry?" When can you reach the West Heaven to obtain the true scriptures, if you can't get the true scriptures, how to save all the people, how can you get the road to Buddhahood? ”

Gurgle..........

In an instant, Zhu Jun's jaw fell to the ground.

This......... Is it Tang Seng?

The big apprentice had such a big incident, and he wasn't worried at all?

For the sake of a meal, such a big truth can be drawn, this is a monk who has attained the Tao?

This Nima is clearly a talker!

It is rare for Zhu Bajie to do one thing, and he finally found a person who he thought could distinguish the authenticity of the senior brother, how could he be extinguished by this heartless master with a lot of nonsense, "Master! I really found a master who can distinguish the real from the fake! ”

When the words fell, Zhu Bajie, who was too familiar with his master, hurriedly looked at his body and pointed at Zhu Jun and said, "Master, look, it's him." ”

After listening to Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng slowly turned his head to look at Zhu Jun, and after only a second, he stood up with a 'swoop', pointing at Zhu Jun and lashing at Zhu Bajie, "Do you know what Master Guanyin said?" The road to learning the scriptures is ninety-nine eighty-one, and you actually brought back an unidentified person. What if he's a youkai? What if he's the bad guy? If he is ......... Your senior brother is not here, do you rely on your protection as a teacher? Or rely on him ........"

At this time, he pointed his finger at the sand monk who was squatting by the river and talking to himself with the white dragon horse, "Rely on him?" Eight precepts! Do you understand it or not, this looks like a doctor who practices medicine and asks medicine, without decades of skills, who dares to claim that medicine can cure the disease? Are you looking at him, he is a man of light and strange costumes, how can he be a credible person? You're in the way of a monster! If you die for the teacher, who do you rely on to complete the scriptures? And by whom do you want to purify all sentient beings? Rely on you, rely on him ........."

As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the sand monk again..........

Ten minutes, ten minutes..........

Tang Seng trained Zhu Bajie for ten minutes, and the spittle core was stunned and sprayed a pig's head.........

Zhu Jun shook his dizzy head, he was really sad for the three brothers of Zhu Bajie, and he didn't know if he had done many immoral things in his previous life, and he was teased by the gods and Buddhas!

Zhu Bajie was also drowsy at this time, knowing that he heard Tang Seng say, "Why don't you go to fast?" Then a spirit walked towards the village in the distance.

But he didn't take two steps, and was stopped by Tang Seng again, "Bajie, Bajie, it's not that the master said you, before you fast, you must also ensure the safety of the teacher!" Look, where is that youkai? You still don't drive away? Do you count on him? ”

As he spoke, he pointed his finger at the sand monk again..........

This is the third time that he pointed at the sand monk, but the sand monk never reacted, and still pulled the head of the white dragon horse and talked to himself.........

What kind of team is this?

A chatterbox, a fool?

It's easy to do, at least for now, in addition to being a little stumbling, Zhu Bajie is at least a normal person.

Seeing Zhu Bajie walking towards him, Zhu Jun hurriedly stepped forward and waved his hand at him, "You better go and talk about it first!" I'm waiting for the Monkey King myself. ”

"Alas......." Zhu Bajie shook his head and sighed, turned around and left.

It's just that I don't know if the sigh he sighed for Zhu Jun or for himself...........

"Bajie, Bajie, why don't you listen to your teacher............ Eight precepts. Tang Seng saw that Zhu Bajie was gone, and Zhu Jun walked towards him again, he couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly got up and ran towards Sha Seng, "Wujing save me, Wujing save me........"

But what responded to him was Sha Seng's blank face, "Huh? Master, you call me! ”

"Alas.........." Zhu Jun also shook his head and sighed, sitting in a daze where Tang Seng had just sat before.

After coming for less than half an hour, Zhu Jun felt that he was about to collapse, and he didn't know how many days he would have to face this overall ** endless chattering Tang Seng in the next few days.

Sure enough, when I looked around, I saw Tang Seng constantly chattering in Sha Seng's ear, and his mouth was fast and had the feeling of chopping meat with a kitchen knife.

I don't know how long it took, but I saw Sha Seng walking towards Zhu Jun with a guy thing, "My master said that you are a monster, and I am his third apprentice Sha Wujing, you don't leave quickly." ”

"When will your master see the monster? If he wants to have that ability, does he need to be caught by a monster every time? For this person with a lack of roots in his head, Zhu Jun really doesn't want to pay more attention.

"Oh too! Then let's wait for the second senior brother to come back! Sha Seng tilted his head and thought for a long time, then grabbed his hair and walked towards the river.

Next, what Zhu Jun saw was that Tang Seng kept nagging in front of Sha Seng and counted him down.

And what about the sand monks?

All right! It's like a child who has made a mistake, squatting on the ground and not saying a word.........

I don't know how long it took, but I saw Zhu Bajie grinding and chirping and came back, and shouted at Tang Seng from afar: "Master, before I got to the fast, I picked some fruits in the mountains, and you will deal with it!" ”

Zhu Jun doesn't have to guess to know what will happen next.

Sure enough, Tang Seng's face 'snorted', and suddenly the black could drip water, and he counted Zhu Bajie for a long time before he snatched the bowl, took out a peach from it, and didn't wash it, rubbed it on his body, and sent it into his mouth. It wasn't until he had eaten enough to burp that he put down the bowl and went to the side to take a nap.

This is the master?

After you have eaten and drunk enough, you will give the rest to your apprentices?

It's too dark!

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng shouldn't be so spineless! used to be a fairy..........

All right! These two people obviously have no backbone.

watched the two snatch a few small green fruits from the bowl like a mad dog grabbing food, gobbling them up. Zhu Jun suddenly had a feeling again, who is the ninety-nine or eighty difficulty of this road of learning scriptures for, it is obviously not for Tang Seng, this heartless person seems to enjoy this feeling of animal cruelty.

In the end, Zhu Jun couldn't stand it anymore, took out a bowl of instant rice bowls with automatic heating function from the ring, filled a little water by the river, and waited for the heating bag to heat the rice, "I have long known that I have to endure hardships, and sure enough, there is nothing wrong with bringing my own dry food." ”

After the fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl was heated, Zhu Jun just tore open the package of chopsticks, and before he had time to eat, he saw Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng squatting in front of him, licking his lips while looking at the steaming and fragrant rice with golden eyes.

Especially Zhu Bajie, his stomach gurgling, I don't know if I thought he had diarrhea!

"What do you see? This is a meat dish, and you monks can't eat it. Zhu Jun said with a smile.

Zhu Bajie wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve, and chirped his lips, "As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart, as long as there is a Buddha in his heart, it is the avenue." ”

"Really?" Zhu Jun looked at the sand monk.

Sha Seng estimated that he was really hungry, so he nodded vigorously, "The second senior brother is right, and the senior brother often says so." ”

Okay! Listening to this meaning, since the three of them followed Tang Seng, it is obviously not the first time to open meat, and they must have done this kind of thing before.

really pity the two of them, Zhu Jun didn't talk nonsense, took two boxes of rice bowls with plum vegetables and meat from the ring, and personally helped the two of them heat up.

Maybe it's too fragrant, maybe it's because the movement of the two of them eating is too loud, Tang Seng, who was napping, opened his eyes violently and shouted, "Can you be quiet when you are resting for the teacher, if you are not resting well, how to get on the road, how to learn from the scriptures........... Well? Wait a minute? Where's the scent? What are you eating? ”

"Eat meat, do you eat it?" Zhu Jun smiled directly.

"Amitabha, how can you break your vows for sins and sins? .......... It's so fragrant, bring me a bowl too. Tang Seng wanted to step forward to stop him, but as soon as he stepped aside, he was attracted by the aroma of the food, and his brain was hot, so he actually asked for a bowl. (To be continued.) )