Zhu Jun was just deliberately teasing Tang Seng, but he didn't expect that the Journey to the West said that the high-ranking monk would fall so easily, and he couldn't help but be stunned, "You, do you really want to?" This is a broken vow! You are not afraid that Guanyin will know about it and cancel your qualification to learn the scriptures. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Knowing that Tang Seng did not repent, but blamed Zhu Jun, "You monster is so strange, you have been bad for my cultivation, and now you blame me for not keeping the precepts, are you really bullying my big apprentice?" ”

"What?" I've seen shameless, Zhu Jun has never seen such a shameless one, obviously he didn't want to ask for it himself, but now he blames me.

The more he thought about it, the more angry Zhu Jun became, so he didn't bother to pay attention to this person and continued to bury his head in eating.

He stopped talking, but it didn't mean that Tang Seng would give up, "You monster, don't give me a bowl quickly, I'm hungry again." If you don't give me food, I'll call my big apprentice to beat you to death." ”

Okay! It's starting to change threats again.

But Zhu Jun really didn't eat him, and ignored him from beginning to end to see what he could do.

Tang Seng didn't make a move with Zhu Jun, an outsider, so he hit the idea on the two apprentices, but Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, who had not eaten enough, didn't know what the hell he had in his heart, so he hurriedly stuffed the rice in the bowl into his mouth, puffed out his cheeks and showed Tang Seng the lunch box that couldn't even find a grain of rice, which made Tang Seng go back to sleep stupidly.

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Sun Wukong never came back, and Zhu Jun could only wait, and when he had nothing to do, he pulled Zhu Bajie, who was also idle and basking in the sun, to chat with Sha Seng, "I said two, I really don't know how you can stand that talkative, I'm going crazy this time." ”

"The shopkeeper doesn't know, the master wasn't like this before, he was much more neat at that time than now, and I don't know if it's the number of times he has been caught by the monster or what, whether his brain has been stimulated by something, anyway, it's like this." Zhu Bajie said after changing his comfortable posture.

"I think I'm also stimulated, and I can't stand it all day long." Zhu Jun shook his head and followed to lie on the grass and bask in the sun.

"It's good to get used to it, you look at Sha Seng, the master doesn't say anything back, and after a long time, the master won't say anything." Zhu Bajie took over the conversation and said, "So, I also learn from Lao Sha now, the master doesn't say anything back, only the senior brother still raises the bar with the master, and every time he ends up, he can only admit defeat." ”

"Don't you say I forgot, when will Sun Wukong come back?" Zhu Jun asked.

"I don't know, before I looked for you, he and that impostor went down to the underworld to find the Jizo King Bodhisattva for help, and I guess I will be able to come back in the evening!" Zhu Bajie said.

The two chatted like this, chatting and falling asleep, until they were awakened by Tang Seng's voice and knew that it was evening.

This time, Tang Seng did not ask Zhu Bajie to go to Huazhai, but asked the honest Sha Seng to go, it is estimated that he was stimulated at noon, and told him to eat rice.

Sha Seng was sent to fast, and Zhu Bajie pulled Zhu Jun to the side quietly, "Shopkeeper, it's time to eat." ”

"I know! But what does it have to do with you? Zhu Jun said with a smile.

"The shopkeeper is not a stingy person, take it out!" Zhu Bajie can be regarded as addicted, like a posture that will not give up if he doesn't eat.

Zhu Jun took out a kung pao chicken rice bowl, measured it in front of Zhu Bajie first, and said with a smile until his gluttony was completely hooked: "It's not impossible to say that you can eat it, but what good do I have!" ”

"I'm a monk who has no money, what can I exchange with you?" Zhu Bajie said, and deliberately flicked his sleeves, indicating that he really didn't have anything of value on him.

"As long as you promise me two conditions, I'll make sure you have enough to manage?" As he spoke, Zhu Jun shook the food box in his hand again.

"On what terms?" Zhu Jun licked his lips and stared at the picture of Kung Pao Chicken on the wrapper.

Seeing Zhu Bajie take the bait, Zhu Jun raised a finger and said, "First, exchange your thirty-six changes." Then he raised a second finger, "Second, take a piece of meat from your master." ”

"What?" Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, and before he could speak, he heard Tang Seng's voice from behind the grass, "Bajie, now you know that he is a monster!" He wants to eat the flesh of his teacher, and you are not quick to destroy him. ”

"I'll go, why do you still have a penchant for listening to the corner?" Zhu Jun was stunned, he originally planned to use food to seduce Zhu Bajie as an executioner, but he didn't expect to be discovered by Tang Seng.

Now that it has been discovered, Zhu Jun no longer talks nonsense, and said: "I don't want much, just a piece of meat, it's a big deal, you don't have to fast in the future, I can't cover three meals a day?" ”

He didn't plan that Tang Seng would agree to this, seeing that it was just this three meals a day, he even asked Tang Seng to agree, only to see that he licked his lips very unimaged, "Is it really all three meals?" Then I agreed. ”

"Ahh Zhu Bajie didn't expect the master to agree in order to open the meat.

You know, they don't know how many demons and monsters want to eat his meat along the way, and even the beauty trick has been used, but it still doesn't work, and they are actually conquered by three meals of meat.

Sure enough......... Foodie!

"In that case, let's get started!" After the words fell, Zhu Jun took out the dagger that came out of Wei Xiaobao's time and space from the ring, "Is it an arm or a thigh?" ”

"Slow, how can I believe that you cut the meat and don't give it to me, show some sincerity first." Although Tang Seng was carried away by the fragrant food, he was not stupid, what if Zhu Jun cut the meat and ran away? Wouldn't it be a big loss?

Zhu Jun didn't say a word, took out three boxes of rice bowls with different flavors from the ring and threw them to Tang Seng, "Now you can start!" ”

Tang Seng looked at the glittering dagger in Zhu Jun's hand, and then glanced at the three boxes of delicious food on the ground, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of deliciousness, gritted his teeth and opened his sleeves, stretched out his arms with fine skin and tender flesh, "Come on!" ”

Zhu Jun was also not polite, stepped forward and grabbed Tang Seng's arm, just touched his skin with the tip of the knife, and before he had time to exert force, he saw Tang Seng shake and shuddered, "Wait, I, I changed my mind, it's still my thigh!" I still want to eat with my arms saved! ”

Zhu Jun glanced at Tang Seng angrily, and when he opened his trouser legs, he squatted down and prepared to use the knife, but this time it was still not cut, and he was retracted by Tang Seng again, and he couldn't help but lose his temper, "Are you a man or not, can you be happy." ”

"You're going to have to be light! If my leg hurt badly, I wouldn't even be able to ride a horse. Tang Seng pursed his lips and looked at Zhu Jun timidly.

"I'm really convinced." Zhu Jun rolled his eyes at him again, "Don't worry! I'm going to be ...... Lukewarm...... Soft..... Target. ”

As he spoke, he was about to use a knife to cut the meat, but as soon as the blade touched Tang Seng's thigh, he heard a terrible scream, and when he was about to get angry, he heard two bursts of shouts in the air that sounded almost at the same time, "The demon is bold, let go of my master." ”

As the sound of explosive shouts sounded, Zhu Jun only felt a murderous aura coming from his back.

He now knows with his heels that it is true or false Sun Wukong is back, and he can't help but itch the roots of his hateful teeth, if it weren't for his Rory's chatter for a long time, he would have finished the matter long ago and successfully completed a task.

There's no way, the space-time system just makes the shopkeeper invincible to the tasker, except for the tasker, the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, and the black knife will never come out. The two Monkey Kings are coming down with this stick, even if they don't die, they are about to die.

Therefore, Zhu Jun was very wise and hurriedly ran behind Tang Seng and hid.

Fortunately, Tang Seng was not impersonal, knowing that Zhu Jun did not look like a hostile person, he just said lightly into the air, "Slow." ”

It's so short, it's really rare.

Suddenly, the fierce murderous aura dissipated, followed by a few steps towards the appearance of two identical Monkey Kings, who were even twins more than twins, just like clones.

I saw one of the Monkey Kings step forward and say, "Master, who is he?" Why did he hurt you just now? ”

As soon as the previous one finished speaking, Sun Wukong in the back also stepped forward and said: "Master, I just saw it with fiery eyes, this person has both fairy and ghost energy, but he is a person, it is extremely weird, it is better to let the apprentice beat him to death with a stick." ”

No way?

is so detailed, is he the Monkey King?

No, no........

I remember that in Journey to the West, the six-eared macaque, like Sun Wukong, has fiery eyes, seventy-two changes, and muscles. But whatever Sun Wukong will, he will not fall, he will do, and even his temper will be the same.

Therefore, it is not possible to judge who is the real Monkey King by this standard.

Before Zhu Jun could explain, Zhu Bajie, who invited him, finally saw the opportunity to speak, "Brother Monkey, uh, this, you, forget it, Brother Monkey, this is the master I specially invited to distinguish your authenticity, just now he and the master were making a deal!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Sun Wukong to speak, he turned his head to Zhu Jun and said, "Shopkeeper, can you see that one is true and that one is fake?" ”

"I can't see it." Zhu Jun shook his head very dryly, "Although I can't see it, I know who can tell the truth from the fake." ”

"Who?" The two Monkey Kings said at the same time.

Zhu Jun stretched out a finger and pointed to the sky, "If you come to the Buddha, you will know as soon as you go." ”

"Great, let's see how long you can pretend to be fake." One of them said.

"You're the fake........ another retorted.

So, while arguing, the two Monkey Kings disappeared in place, obviously going straight to the west sky.

After Zhu Jun saw that the two of them were gone, he was about to continue to start cutting meat, when he suddenly descended a golden transparent golden bell jar from the sky, which fell directly on Tang Seng's head and covered him inside.

This time, Zhu Jun was dumbfounded, Sun Wukong was clearly guarding against him!

Wait, the one who lowered the golden bell jar just now must be the real Monkey King, only he will really worry about Tang Seng's safety.

But there is a bird for it, and it is not harmful, and the master can't cut the meat.

Tang Seng is happy, and now he is protected by the big apprentice, he doesn't have to be cut meat, but he can also enjoy the deliciousness, and this day is comfortable.

But when he saw Zhu Jun filling the food box with water by the river, he was dumbfounded.

Because the heating pack will only be heated when it encounters water, otherwise it will not play a role at all............

Tang Seng cried......... (To be continued.) )