Jingle Bell ......

Jingle Bell ......

A rapid and piercing alarm bell dragged Zhu Jun, who was tired of being with a beautiful woman, back to reality from his dream. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Damn, it's almost, it's almost ......"

Zhu Jun impatiently turned over and slapped the button of the bedside alarm clock, turning off the annoying noise.

Just now, when he was reaching out to take off the last close-fitting underwear on his sister's body, he was woken up by the alarm clock at this critical time..........

"Hey...... It's a pity. ”

Zhu Jun sighed, reached out and rubbed his eyes that were still sleepy, then lifted the thin quilt on his body, turned over and got out of bed to go to the bathroom to put water, and just took out the extremely strong little bird, but he heard the mobile phone ringing outside.

"It's only a few points, so don't let people live."

I just had a bad dream, and I was in a bad mood, so whoever called himself before dawn had nothing to do to scold!

Muttered, Zhu Jun quickly finished urinating, lifted his shorts and turned back to the bedside to pick up the phone, and when he was about to answer, he found that the phone number and answer button were not displayed.

"Woke up early? Or hell alive? ”

No phone calls came in, but the phone still rang vigorously, could it be that this new mobile phone that has just been bought for less than a week is broken?

"What? Sure enough, it's cheap and not good...... Uh, what is it? ”

When Zhu Jun was complaining and had nowhere to vent, he found that a mobile phone software that he had never seen before was flashing, a bit like a jitter window of QQ.

Could it be that it is ringing?

So, Zhu Jun clicked on the software with the name "time and space".

Sure enough, the ringtone disappeared immediately.

Zhu Jun didn't remember that he had installed such a software, and when he was about to delete it, the phone screen suddenly went black, and before he could react, he saw a few words popping up on the screen again.

"The Gate of Time and Space Opens......

What's the situation?

It can't be a virus!

Zhu Jun was in a hurry to buckle the battery cover, but the phone was bound to a bank card, and if someone stole the money, he really didn't cry.

.................................................

"That, who's who, you're the treasurer of the space-time gate?"

The sudden sound behind him startled Zhu Jun, who was looking confused, and the action of buttoning the battery suddenly stopped. Turning around suddenly, I saw a handsome young man wearing a golden silk winged crown, wearing a golden one-shoulder order, barefoot, and a very strange outfit standing behind him. He was probably in his early twenties, and at this time he was looking at himself with a bullish face and an expression of nostrils facing the sky.

"Damn, who are you? How did you get in? ”

Early in the morning, suddenly a stranger in a strange costume appeared quietly behind him, still in his own home, and the person who was not afraid was either a fool or a blind person.

"Hey, hey." The man in the strange costume smiled nonchalantly, and sat on Zhu Jun's bed with a big grin, just like at his own home. I saw him cross-legged Erlang, looking like the owner of this house, "You and I know it well, the shopkeeper should not pretend to be confused, I am very busy." ”

"What a mess, get out of here, or Lao Tzu will call the police." Seeing that this person not only looked unflattened, but also spoke strangely, Zhu Jun's face suddenly turned black and dripped.

The person who came was also obviously stunned, and frowned: "You are not the shopkeeper of the Gate of Time and Space?" ”

"What time and space ........" As soon as he opened his mouth, Zhu Jun was stunned, could it be that this person was transmitted by the app software on his mobile phone?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun picked up the phone again, wanting to see what the hell this software was, but the phone was like a locked frequency, and it only showed "Trading......

Zhu Jun only felt like he was in a fog, and he didn't know what connection this software had with him, whether it was good or bad for him, but in order to get rid of this strangely dressed man as soon as possible, he said: "I am the shopkeeper of the Gate of Time and Space, what deal do you want to do?" ”

"The shopkeeper really doesn't know?" The man's eyebrows furrowed, and he stared at Zhu Jun with suspicion.

"What are you talking about?" Zhu Jun himself was already confused, so naturally he didn't have anything good to say, "If I knew, would I still talk nonsense with you?" ”

The man didn't look like he was lying when he saw Zhu Jun, but it was still a little difficult for him to say it to his face, "Uh...... Obscure things, hard to tell. ”

"What's that? Can you talk well? Zhu Jun didn't understand for a while, and continued to ask.

The man covered his forehead with both hands, thought about it for a long time, as if he had made up his mind, and said: "I am rich all over the world and enjoy all the beauties in the world, but recently I suddenly feel that I have more than enough heart and not enough power......."

"Haha......" Before the man could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun's laughter, "So you don't lift it!" Haha....."

"Ahem...... Seeing that the man's face instantly turned the color of pig liver, Zhu Jun shut up stupidly, pretending to cough to hide his embarrassment.

But soon, he looked at the man with a confused face and asked, "What did you just say?" I? Are you the emperor? ”

"Hmph." After the man snorted dissatisfiedly, he got up and put his hands behind his back, continued to nostril to the sky, and said arrogantly: "I am the son of the great tomorrow, the emperor of the Ninety-Five, when you see me, why don't you hurry up and make a big salute?" ”

"Hey, Emperor!" Zhu Jun smiled disdainfully, and then scolded, "You are brainless! Hundreds of years in the Ming Dynasty, so many emperors, how do I know which one you are? ”

"You ......." The young man was suddenly embarrassed to death, the dignified son of heaven was supreme, but he was repeatedly despised by a grass people. However, in order to live happily in the future, he had to endure the humiliation and replied through gritted teeth, "Have you heard of Zhengde, the name of my year?" ”

Era name Zhengde?

Isn't that the most playful Zhu Houzhao in history?

Regarding the rumors of this merry-natured, dissolute and reckless emperor, Zhu Jun has also seen a lot on TV and movies. Although I don't know what the real Emperor Zhengde is like in history, but as far as the strangely dressed Zhu Houzhao in front of him, Zhu Jun can't see that he looks like a ninety-five honor at all.

Of course, Zhu Jun would not kneel down for him, still with a disdainful expression on his face, "You said that you are the emperor, just you, do you look like an emperor?" ”

After listening to Zhu Jun, Zhu Houzhao looked down at the dress on his body, first stunned, and then smiled, "This outfit was paid tribute to me by King XC, I think it's interesting, so I wear it to play." I also gave myself the Buddha name of Daqing Dharma King Xitianjue Dao Yuanming Freedom Dading Hui Buddha, how about it? Do you feel very dignified by the Buddha? ”

Zhu Jun can be regarded as convinced, this Nima is an emperor, and it is too unreliable, his mind is full of play, so he said impatiently: "Okay, okay, what kind of deal do you want to do!" ”

These words poked Zhu Houzhao's sadness again, and he saw that his face was red, and he said with some embarrassment: "Recently, I suddenly feel that the matter of the bed is not as good as before, so I want to ask the shopkeeper for a panacea to restore the true character of a man." ”

Zhu Jun has never had a girlfriend, and the only ones who have accompanied him for so many years are five girls and left and right fighting techniques. Even so, he knew what Zhu Houzhao was referring to.

Isn't it Viagra!

However, Zhu Jun still had some doubts in his heart, would the dignified son of heaven still lack tonic and aphrodisiac?

After asking again and again, I found out that Zhu Houzhao was really a sperm worm, and he didn't care about his body at all. Those imperial doctors in Ouchi also prepared a lot of medicinal herbs for him, and it was still useful when he first ate it, but after a long time, the effect of the medicine became weaker and weaker, and now it has no effect at all, and it is not enjoyable every time.

Zhu Jun now just wants to get rid of this guy quickly, and then study this space-time gate well. So, he just said to Zhu Houzhao and waited, then took his wallet, dragged his flip-flops, and ran out with his legs.

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It's not even seven o'clock in the morning, and most of the people are still dreaming, except for some young people who go to the morning shift and old men and women who do morning exercises.

Pharmacies are no exception, and although they are open 24 hours a day, their doors are still closed.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Zhu Jun knew that there was someone on duty inside, so he kept banging on the glass door.

"Coming, coming......"

Soon, I saw a fat girl in a white coat and pink pajamas coming out of the back room, and I saw her yawning and muttering something impatiently, as if complaining that Zhu Jun had disturbed her and Prince Charming's crooked dreams.

Zhu Jun was dumbfounded, female?

How do you open your mouth!

Without waiting for him to react, the fat girl opened the small window above the glass window, looked at him with sleepy panda eyes, and asked, "Is that uncomfortable?" What medicine to buy. ”

"Uh......"

Zhu Jun suddenly felt speechless, and he didn't know how to answer.

"What to buy! Condom or birth control pill? The fat girl saw Zhu Jun's unspeakable appearance, and he was the kind of stinky man who would burn himself in the morning.

"No, it's not." Zhu Jun hurriedly shook his head and denied it, how could he know that his mouth was too fast, and said the words in his heart, "I want to buy viagra." ”

Belch.....

Zhu Jun regretted it after speaking, and suddenly felt that his face was hot, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The fat girl looked at him strangely, then shook her head very old-fashionedly, and turned to get him the medicine.

Zhu Jun was about to scold Zhu Houzhao to death in his heart, because he clearly heard the fat girl muttering after turning around, "Another useless man." ”

Soon, Zhu Jun threw down the money, quickly snatched the viagra in the fat girl's hand, and ran away.

While running, I heard the sneer of the fat girl from behind, "There is a useless man who runs so fast." ”

"Puff ......"

Suddenly, my feet slipped, I fell and ate, and the box of viagra in my hand also took off and flew to the feet of several aunts who were about to go to morning exercises.

"It's over........."

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