A gust of wind blew, we have come to Liu Fatzi's paper shop, take off the helmet, jump out of the car, only to see Xiaogang bangs have a pinch of hair in the sky, looking like a teletubbie, it should be when he wears a hat, a pinch of hair left outside, looking extremely funny. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Come in and drink some water" Liu Fatzi said, after we entered the paper shop, Xiao Gang asked, "Brother Neng, the vegetable box you ate today, right?" ”

"Yes. How do you know? Liu Fatzi said, "Because your store exudes this strong leek box smell, and where did you buy it from Wang Po's snack bar" Xiao Gang said confidently, "Ouch, are you quite knowledgeable?" Then the two of them had a deep discussion with the big meat bun through the leek box, looking at these two people, they chatted quite happily, and I was helpless for a while.

After sitting for a while, I said to Liu Fatzi, "Brother Neng, teach me a few more charms, the last time the black dog butcher incident made me very embarrassed." Liu Fatzi also said to me with a straight face, "I have this intention, I will teach you a soul charm and a heavenly thunder charm, the method of the soul charm is used with the pure heart charm, which can effectively make the ghost upper body, or the soul and other invisible things receive a certain amount of damage, it depends on your Taoism." “

"What was the thunder charm that day? It's amazing to hear the name," I asked. "It's a spell that summons thunder to attack the opponent, and it can cause heavy damage to any object." Liu Fatzi said, "Learn the Heavenly Thunder Mantra first!" I said excitedly, is this a killer move? The male protagonists in the movie have a killing move, and I have it, and I want to be like the male protagonist to block and kill gods and Buddhas, hahaha!! I was very excited, but Xiao Gang said some drawbacks, and I was a little discouraged.

Although the thunder spell is powerful this day, it takes a lot of willpower to urge it, and it also requires a lot of mantras, it is said that it takes more than a minute for Xiao Gang to use this spell, so this spell is a bit half-hearted, but with my current Taoism, I can use these three spells.

Something is better than nothing! I pondered this in my heart, and then Liu Fatzi began to teach me the essentials of drawing talismans and formulas, after I recorded it, said goodbye to the two who continued to discuss the stewed cake strips, and went home to practice, I was about to leave when Liu Fatzi opened his mouth and said, "I will train you for a week starting tomorrow, come to my store at 5 o'clock in the morning"

What the? Special training? Five o'clock in the morning? Are you kidding? Wake up so early! As a senior otaku, it's okay to stay up late, but I definitely can't stand getting up early, but I thought about my current situation, so I nodded confidently and ran home.

When I got home, my mother was cooking, and when she saw me coming back, she asked, "Xiaonuo, your company is pretty good, I'll let you go out to study just now, and you will have to work hard in the future," because I was hospitalized before, so I called home, lying that the unit had a place to go out to study, and I didn't want them to worry, "That's for sure, Mom, I'm tired, I'll go back to the house first" I said this in my mouth, I don't think so in my heart, think about Li Shuhua's grandson, and beg me to go, I won't go.

I went back to the house, took out the notes I had recorded in Liu Fatzi, and began to recite the formula, Taishang Tai Xing strain, infinite exorcism, evil binding, charm protection, life protection, three chaos, permanent soul breaking, Taishang Laojun, Taoist qi is long-lasting, urgent as the law. I've been memorizing these few charms for about an hour. Mom shouted that I didn't go to dinner, and the mantra must be memorized clearly, if there is a word difference, it will urge the charm to move, in case you encounter a ghost or something like that, then wouldn't it be the end of the game.

When I saw the urging mantra of the thunder mantra, my brain began to hurt, a long list, I really don't know a lot of words, too alternative, I have to check the dictionary, and after checking, I began to chant the mantra, read and read, eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, do not eat grapes but spit out grape skins. When I memorized it, it was already about nine o'clock in the evening, and after I went to the bathroom to wash up, I set an alarm clock at five o'clock and went to bed. Nothing was said all night.

At five o'clock the next morning, I was woken up by the alarm clock, got up and dressed, and ran to Liu Nengneng's paper shop. When I came to the paper shop, I saw that Xiao Gang had arrived earlier than me, "Do you want special training too?" I said to Xiao Gang. "I don't need it, I'm here to see your special training, my master has also trained me before, and I don't need special training now."

I saw Xiao Gang patting me on the shoulder while talking, as if he was a senior teaching his own junior. I looked at the cast on his arm, didn't say much, and turned away. If he hadn't hurt, I'd have kicked him hard in the stomach.

At this time, I saw Liu Fatzi with a white strip on his head, which also said Victory, wearing the motorcycle suit he wore yesterday, tiptoeing in front of me, looking as funny as a Japanese translator who traveled back and wore a motorcycle suit to go racing.

"Brother Neng, how can we train Ah" I asked, "Don't worry, change into this clothes" Liu Nengneng pointed to a set of motorcycle clothes on the sofa, I turned around and was about to leave, Liu Neng grabbed me, "Don't go, there is a steel plate inside, you have to carry the weight now." Coupled with the special training pill refined by the master and the old man, it is guaranteed that you will become a martial arts master."

Martial arts master? As soon as I heard the word, I didn't say anything, but picked up my clothes and put them on my body, and to tell the truth, the inside of the clothes was all sewn with rigid lumps, like lifting a gas canister. Fat Liu brought a few more rigid blocks for me to tie to my legs. After the change, I felt that it was difficult to take a single step.