Chapter Seventy-Seven: To Be a Teacher Is to Steal People...... chess up
Hua Murong knew that Erlang God had a pair of heavenly chess, and that chess was fine, and with such a loss of spiritual sense, he could play against others by himself, and he had never lost. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, just because others don't know doesn't mean that Hua Murong doesn't know that Erlang God made a fortune by relying on the nine chess games to deceive the money of the immortal family, and even made the Jade Emperor lose a month's living expenses and drink the northwest wind for a month!
This outrageous act is simply outrageous!
If it were him Hua Murong, he would definitely not only deceive the immortals of the silver, but also the gold of the immortals!
Not only let the Jade Emperor drink the northwest wind, but also let the Queen Mother drink the northwest wind, so that the two of them can drink the northwest wind every day!!
Not only that, but he also wants to open up the market, go through the demon world and the demon world, develop the potential of Tianzhuan Chess, and let Tianzhuan Chess give full play to its value!
From the emperor demon king to the demon king, down to the beggar, the demon slave and the demon people, the thousand-year-old goblin, and the five-year-old milk doll, he will not let go of those who can deceive, and he will not pass by those who can pit!
Why do people live? Live for the sake of pit people, pit people, and pit people again!
This is Hua Murong's wise saying!
Hua Murong's eyes have been red for n years, but the dog of Erlang Shen's family is fierce, and whoever is caught bites whom!
He climbed the wall of Erlang Shen's house a total of thirty-eight times, and each time he was caught by the Roaring Sky Dog! Twenty-three times the little beast had his pants torn through, eleven times his shoes had been bitten off, twice he was thrown to the ground, and twice he was attacked on the buttocks......
That roaring dog is worthy of being the dog of Erlang Shenjun's family, and the tooth marks left on his buttocks are still there! The sharp tooth marks hurt when I look at it!
However, since Hua Murong was "humiliated" by the dog of Erlang Shen's family in every way, Hua Murong no longer has the idea of playing chess.
Now that he was forced to play, he remembered the day he switched chess, so he thought about it insidiously.
It was impossible to take it for nothing, so Hua Murong had no choice but to cut his love, and wanted to exchange the jade girl sword from nowhere for the heavenly chess of Erlang God.
Erlang God is the god of war in the heavenly realm, and he is famous for his love of weapons. The jade girl sword is second only to the immortal sword of the artifact, and Hua Murong felt that Erlang God would definitely exchange it with him without saying a word.
However, Mu Rong is God, is your brain broken? What does the god of war want from you, who is brave and good at fighting?
The Jade Girl Sword is a rare fairy sword, which can only be used by women, and it is also a woman who has not left the pavilion!
In fact, the sword spirit of the Jade Girl Sword is a proper beautiful man. After choosing the master, the Jade Girl Sword will practice the unique Jade Girl Mind Method with the master, that is, the two of them take off their clothes and sit cross-legged, fold their hands, close their eyes and practice, and have no distractions.
This kind of cultivation method has never been respected by the world, after all, cultivating this jade woman's heart method requires excellent concentration and endurance. Needless to say, the sword spirit is full of concentration and stamina, and he won't even look at it when people strip naked in front of him.
But once the owner of the contract with the Jade Maiden Sword can't control it and wants to pounce on the sword spirit, then ...... It's dead!
Anyway, as long as the Jade Girl Sword is mentioned, people will think of the beautiful scene of cultivation, and the man will blush when he hears the Jade Girl Sword, let alone touch the Jade Girl Sword, but Hua Murong still calmly took the sword to exchange with Erlang God......
But this is not to blame Hua Murong, who made him a single dog for 10,000 years! Not only is the IQ zero, but the EQ is even more negative infinity......
Erlang God, who has always been paralyzed, blushed very rarely, and rejected Hua Murong with righteous words.
As a result, Hua Murong happily put away the jade girl sword and said to Erlang Shen: "It turns out that Erlang Shenjun is so kind, he actually directly sent the Tianzhuan Chess to the god of this book, and the god of this book respectfully accepted it!" ”
I'll squirt you a sip of salt soda, did I say I'm going to give it to you? Don't think that if you pit a Xuantie fan, ten downwind nails, and thirty small dark arrows in this Shenjun's place, you can pit the Heavenly Turning Chess!
Go and go, don't play the idea of turning chess, otherwise this god will let the dog bite you believe it or not!
Erlang God has let go of cruel words, no matter what, he must swear to defend the sky and turn chess! Hua Murong wanted to continue stalking, but as soon as he saw the sharp fangs of the Howling Sky Dog, Hua Murong felt a faint pain in his hips......
So Hua Murong, who was helpless, had no choice but to go home.
Do you think Hua Murong just gave up? No, if he doesn't get nine turns, he will lose tomorrow's game! What's more, the nine-game chess is really a rare weapon for pit people, the treasure of the Diamond King's old five towns! How could he give up!
If the pit is less than nine chess, he will show you a handstand!
So, that night, Hua Murong took advantage of the good weather when the moon was dark and the wind was high, he couldn't see his five fingers, and the leaves were rattling, so he changed into a night robe and marched towards the Erlang Temple with a wave of his robe!
However, as soon as he came out of the Murong Palace, Hua Murong was caught by Su Xiaomeng.
Su Xiaomeng clasped her hands on her chest, looked at the sneaky master and raised her eyebrows: "Master, the weather is so good today, it's a good day to rob a bank, do you want to go to the house or rob the house?" ”
Yikes! I was so caught alive! Your own apprentice won't let him kneel on the washboard again on a whim......
Hua Murong's heart jumped, and then he lowered his eyes and pursed his lips: "For...... For the teacher...... Don't beat your home or rob your ...... Raiders ......"
Su Xiaomeng looked at the master in front of her, who was looking like a shy little daughter-in-law with his head down, wringing his sleeves, and couldn't help but laugh secretly: "Then what do you want to do when you sneak out in the dead of night?" ”
Hua Murong saw that Su Xiaomeng's smiling face didn't look angry, so he also grinned, touched his head and said haha: "Seeing that the air is fresh and the wind is smooth today, I want to go out for a walk......"
Su Xiaomeng smiled, her face tightened, and she reprimanded: "What are you slipping, our family doesn't raise a roaring dog, what's there to slip on?" ”
The corners of Hua Murong's mouth stiffened, it's too bad, the lie is not good......
Hua Murong thought for a while, and then suddenly pointed to the dark sky and said, "The moon is so big today, I am going to admire the moon as a teacher!" ”
Su Xiaomeng looked at Hua Murong's slender and white fingers, and the sky in the distance was still black except for black, not to mention the moon, not even a star could be seen!
Gotcha, the master has grown fat and dares to lie!
Su Xiaomeng looked at her master's expression seriously, and then gritted her teeth and said, "Master, I will quietly watch you pretend to be ......"
Su Xiaomeng's eyes were too fierce, and she swept straight towards Hua Murong like a machine gun.
Hua Murong couldn't hold it for a while, clenched his fists and coughed, turning his head to avoid Su Xiaomeng's sight. However, which way Hua Mu Rong's head twisted, Su Xiaomeng followed which way.
came and went, Hua Murong couldn't dodge, so he had to honestly recruit: "Being a teacher is actually stealing people...... The chess ......"
Su Xiaomeng's big eyes lit up, revealing a gossipy gaze: "Stealing chess? What chess? ”
Hua Murong looked around cautiously, and then said in his ear: "Erlang Shenjun has a deputy nine-turn chess, and that chess ......"
In this way, in this way, Hua Murong told Su Xiaomeng about the cause and effect, thinking that Su Xiaomeng would accuse him of misconduct with righteous words, but he didn't expect Su Xiaomeng to smile: "This relationship is good, why didn't you tell me earlier?" ”
Hua Murong paused, then looked at Su Xiaomeng and smiled.
No pit white, no pit, pit is healthier!
So, these two people brazenly went to steal people...... The chess went to ......