"Master, open the door!" Early in the morning, Su Xiaomeng stood in front of Hua Murong's door with her hands on her waist, looking like a teacher asking for guilt. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The red sun was in full bloom, and the sun fell on Su Xiaomeng's fair and pink cheeks like a needle, stabbing Su Xiaomeng with a hot pain.

It's time for lunch, why is the master still sitting in the room and refusing to come out?

From getting up early in the morning to having breakfast and then having lunch, Su Xiaomeng called Hua Murong a total of thirteen times, but all of them were prevaricated by Hua Murong with reasons such as "I can't get up for my teacher", "I have a headache for my teacher", "I have a pain in my back for my teacher", "I have a pain in my back for my teacher" and so on.

It's funny, the gods of eternity will still have headaches, back pains, and back pains? You think you're an old grandfather with a sore back and leg cramps, right?

You have to look at the time of day, right? You've been playing all morning, you're not tired, she's still tired when she looks at it!

So Su Xiaomeng slammed Hua Murong's door like the evil landlord who collected the rent, and there was a posture of "if you don't come out, I'll shoot it to death".

Hua Mu Rong curled up on his glittering golden bed, holding his breath and listening to the movement outside the door. Every time Su Xiaomeng patted the door, Hua Murong shrank with the jade pillow, and finally Su Xiaomeng shot faster and faster, and Hua Murong shrank directly to the end of the bed wrapped in the quilt.

This poor thing is like a fish meeting a cat!

Su Xiaomeng was angry, she filmed for a few minutes, there was no movement in the house, if you want to say that her master is really sick, she won't believe it, people all over the world are sick, her master won't get sick!

What kind of moth is your own master doing? Regardless of three-seven-twenty-one, let's catch people out first!

So Su Xiaomeng brushed the bangs in front of her forehead, and threatened lightly: "Master, if you don't open the door again, your jade Ruyi will pay the price for your shameful behavior, and finally end up in pieces, are you sure you won't come out?" ”

Hua Murong's hand holding the jade pillow shook, jade Ruyi? But the jade Ruyi that Erlang God "honored" to him? Jade Ruyi worth three thousand taels of silver?

Hua Murong was careful that his liver hurt, three thousand taels of silver!

When Hua Murong was struggling with whether to open the door, Su Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows and said, "Yu Ruyi is too cheap, let's smash the colorful streamer bottle in your study, it's worth five thousand taels of silver!" ”

Five thousand taels of silver! Five thousand taels of silver!

Five thousand taels of silver, the five thousand taels of silver he raised like his adopted daughter, the bright color, the delicate feel, the intoxicating temperature......

Oh no, that's his five thousand taels of silver! His heart! His liver! His baby!

Hua Murong's hand holding the quilt tightened, or ...... Forget about opening the door?

Just as he was hesitating, Su Xiaomeng made a fierce announcement: "Master, if you don't come out again, the apprentice will smash the jade bone cup you have in mind!" Do what you say! Now it's poured dozens of times, and if you don't come out again, you'll really go! ”

But the jade bone cup rewarded by the Jade Emperor? That jade bone cup is a priceless treasure! The jade bone cup is just a teacup-sized cup, but it can automatically give birth to any drink in the world, no matter how rare it is, or ordinary peach blossom wine, as long as there is one in this world, it can be automatically born! And it goes on and on, never running out!

Hua Murong likes this jade bone cup very much, and every time he eats, he can't do without it!

The jade bone cup is a good match for delicacies. Jade bone cup, a must-have for pastime. The jade bone cup, the jade bone cup that accompanied him through the long years, and the jade bone cup that accompanied him to see the vicissitudes of the floating world.

Have a cup when you're happy, have a cup when you're sad, have a cup when you're lonely, have a cup if you're bored, a must-have for 10,000-year-old otaku!

Oh no! The jade bone cup is a pain that he can't let go, and he has to protect the jade bone cup even if he dies!

Right now, Su Xiaomeng is leisurely counting down with her white and tender fingers: "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six......"

When Su Xiaomeng counted to the third sound, Hua Murong quickly threw the jade pillow and lifted the quilt to open the door, and his movements were so neat that it was breathtaking!

Fortunately, his jade bone cup was finally saved! Hua Murong breathed a sigh of relief for the rest of his life.

Su Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows and looked at her master, uh-huh, she finally cheated out.

Su Xiaomeng clasped her hands on her chest and went straight to the point: "Say, master, what kind of moth are you doing?" ”

Hua Murong lowered his eyes and touched his nose weakly: "For the teacher...... Aren't you afraid that you will shout for you to learn to play chess again? ”

What Hua Murong is most afraid of is the nagging of others, and he is even more afraid of the nagging of his apprentices, and the lips that are closed are trembling at a frequency of fifty hertz per second, grinding him so that he can't spurt out a mouthful of old blood in his chest.

It's just a matter of moving his mouth, but his own apprentice still likes to use his hands, his ears have been pulled eighty-three times, and he is not allowed to use healing techniques!

The dough can be kneaded eighty-three times and can be kneaded into a puree, not to mention his little ears!

It's not light, it's not heavy, but it's painful to die, hiss, that's sour!

Hua Murong really wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: "The baby is bitter in his heart!" ”

Su Xiaomeng thinks that his master eats hard and not soft, the more you indulge him, the more he will be embarrassed, if you take a whip and whip him hard, he will definitely run faster than a thousand miles!

It turns out that Hua Murong really eats hard and not soft, of course, that is only for Su Xiaomeng.

If other people dared to treat Hua Murong like this, Hua Murong would have slapped him to Siberia to feed the wolves!

After lunch, Su Xiaomeng escorted her master to visit Erlang Shenjun.

Erlang God not only fought a good battle, but also played a good chess hand, which is well known to everyone in the heavenly realm.

It is said that Erlang God was originally so poor that he jingled, and the heavenly realm was pitiful, so Erlang God specially found someone to play chess, won a lot of silver and gold, and won all the immortals to see Erlang God and took a detour, even the Jade Emperor couldn't dodge, and he lost a month's living expenses!

The Jade Emperor lost the living expenses, of course, the end was a thief and a thief, the Queen Mother let go, the Jade Emperor was not allowed to eat meat for a month!

This can make the Jade Emperor anxious, the Jade Emperor is the kind of person who wants to cry without eating meat for a meal, and wants to die if he doesn't eat meat for a day. But his wife's life could not be violated, and the Jade Emperor had to grit his teeth and admit it!

The Jade Emperor, who was tortured to death by meat, regarded Erlang God as the source of his inability to eat meat, and issued a holy decree in a fit of anger, Erlang Shenjun must not take the initiative to find people from the heavenly realm to play chess, otherwise I will cut you!

Although it is important to get rich, you also have to have a small life!

Erlang God had no choice but to take his hand stupidly. And those who have played chess with Erlang God are naturally happy, and even held a celebration banquet! As a result, the god Erlang became famous in the heavenly realm.

Although Su Xiaomeng doesn't know who is better than Erlang God and her second sister Su Shiyi, it is naturally a bit guaranteed to be able to learn something from Erlang God. Anyway, Erlang God is famous for playing chess, isn't it?

Now although Erlang God is not rich and rich, he has also lived a well-off life, and he is not just staring at the silver.

If you want to teach Murong to God, you can, you don't need your money, but the 10,000-year-old locust tree in Murong Hall can contribute it!

Okay, there is only one tree on the left and right, and there are many in the Murong Palace!

Hua Murong rarely generously transplanted a 10,000-year-old locust tree in the Murong Hall to the Erlang Temple, and Erlang God smiled happily and patiently taught Hua Murong to play chess for a day.

However, the next day, Erlang God asked for another 10,000-year-old locust tree to be transplanted, and the flowers and trees did so, and the two had another day of discussion.

Looking at the two handsome figures under the locust tree, Su Xiaomeng was very relieved, and had a sense of accomplishment that "my child has finally grown up".

In this way, in this way, nine days have passed in the blink of an eye, and most of the locust trees in the Murong Hall have been moved.

There was still a day before the competition, and Su Xiaomeng deliberately went to Erlang Temple to test the results.

However, Erlang God only gave her one sentence, "When Mu Rong Shangshen plays chess, don't say that he taught him", why is this? Su Xiaomeng was puzzled.

Erlang Shen blushed and blushed, and under Su Xiaomeng's coercion and temptation, he had to tell Su Xiaomeng that he really patiently and carefully taught Mu Rong Shangshen, but Mu Rong Shangshen's intelligence balance was not enough, and he was really powerless.

To put it bluntly, your master is too stupid to learn, so let's go home and farm!

Su Xiaomeng is angry, have your feelings been in vain these days?

Hua Murong is extremely talented in cooking, but he really has no talent at all in chess! He can become a god in the culinary world in three months, but even if he is three hundred years old, he is just a rookie in the chess world.

Su Xiaomeng made a difficulty, there is still one day left, and he can't catch up with it!

Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng so anxious that he stomped his feet in the Murong Palace, and as soon as he lifted his sword in his heart, he went into the Erlang Temple!

Erlang God looked at the menacing Mu Rong God with the white-clothed cold sword, and the alarm bell sounded in his heart, could it be that Mu Rong God begged but couldn't kill people?

So Erlang God hurriedly sacrificed his weapons and was ready to fight to the death with Mu Rong Shangshen.

In an instant, the cold air burst out of the two of them, the temperature around them dropped, and the two of them held their swords and pointed at each other, and there was a posture of "either you die or I die".

Erlang God has such a lost timidity, you said that he was not good to anyone, but he was against Murong God! He didn't hesitate to think that the sword in Mu Rongshangshen's hand might cut his neck and kill him in the next second!

Time passed minute by minute, Hua Murong still maintained his original posture and remained motionless, but Erlang God sweat beads rolled straight on his face.

The footsteps of death are approaching, coming straight at him!

However, after waiting for a long time, when Erlang God was almost unable to support it physically and psychologically, Hua Murong put away the sword in his hand, flashed in front of Erlang God, and asked in a sincere tone: "Erlang Shenjun, do you think this sword is beautiful?" ”

Nani??? What kind of fuss is this???

Yes, you pointed a sword at my neck, which clearly showed the expression of "Lao Tzu killed you", but in the end, he said, "This sword is beautiful", how do you let his fragile little liver accept this unpredictable ending?

Erlang Shenjun said that he was very hurt, the city routine is deep, he wants to go back to the countryside!