Chapter 13: You're in for a big deal

Since the last time Yue Lao ran away from home, he hasn't come back until now! It's a mess for the little attendants of the Moon Old Palace!

Master, why haven't you come back yet? Is your back still sore? Does your back still hurt? Do you still have leg cramps? Ouch, poor old moon, slave family......

Hua Murong waited for the rabbit in the Yuelao Palace for half a month and didn't see the shadow of the old moon, so he simply decided to solve the rival by himself. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

So Hua Murong went to the Buddha and brazenly asked for a pack of "Divine Beast Transformation Retardant", and then hummed a little song and returned to Murong Hall unhappily.

At the dining table, Su Xiaomeng helped Feng Jiuhuang pick up vegetables, and Hua Murong watched with a smile on his face, handsome and unparalleled.

Hua Liuliu trembled, how could he feel that something was wrong with his master today?

But it was said that the feathers of the phoenix and the nine phoenixes had completely grown out, the whole body was like fire, the phoenix crown was high, the phoenix eyes were wide, and the beasts surrendered.

But because Mao should have been transformed, he couldn't transform for a long time?

Could it be that the immortal spirit is not enough? He lay on Su Xiaomeng's bed day and night, Su Xiaomeng and Mu Rong Shangshen had a blood contract, and the immortal energy in his body was turbulent, he had already rubbed enough!

Could it be malnutrition? Su Xiaomeng helped him clip this clip every meal, so he has gained a pound recently, how can he be malnourished?

Is it a neglect of exercise? Su Xiaomeng got up early every day and ran in a circle in the Murong Palace, and he also fluttered his little wings to follow behind to exercise his muscles, the exercise was enough!

Feng Jiuhuang couldn't think of a reason.

It is best that Mu Rong has not played mahjong for a long time, so he took Su Xiaomeng and ran to the Jade Emperor, and Feng Jiuhuang waved his little wings to chase behind.

However, Mu Rong Shangshen took Su Xiaomeng to drive the auspicious clouds, Feng Jiuhuang fluttered so hard that he couldn't catch up, looking at Mu Rong Shangshen and Su Xiaomeng's figures getting farther and farther away, Feng Jiuhuang couldn't help but shout pitifully: "Mengmeng, wait for the baby!" ”

The only thing that answered him was the small dot that faded away.

For the first time, Mu Rong felt that high mana was good, not to mention anything else, just to say that in terms of love enemies, he had already thrown off the Phoenix Nine Phoenix for 108,000 miles.

Grab the apprentice with him, hum!

Su Xiaomeng looked at her master's obscene little appearance, and couldn't help but wonder, why did she feel that her master was becoming more and more evil?

As soon as Mu Rong arrived at his destination, he immediately opened his throat and shouted: "Jade Emperor, call your wife to come out to play cards!" ”

The Jade Emperor walked out slowly in a bright yellow robe, wrinkled an old face and said embarrassedly: "God, it's really unfortunate, my wife just went back to her parents' house a few days ago, no, she hasn't come back yet!" ”

Mu Rong Shangshen frowned the good-looking handsome eyebrows, thought about it, and proposed: "Three are missing one, or let's find another person?" ”

The Jade Emperor touched his beard and agreed, but who should he find?

The picture turns, and the dormitory of the god Erlang.

Erlang Shen was dressed in green clothes, stood upright, facing the wall, looking at a picture of a beautiful woman smiling on the wall affectionately, and couldn't help but stretch out his little hand and stroke it.

Erlang God held the little face of the beauty, a drop of old tears flowed from the corner of his eye, and then choked his throat, and said bitterly: "How are you lately?" Have you had enough to eat? Can you wear warmth? Is there a good night's sleep? ”

A big black dog lying under the table wagged its tail, "Wang! "Screamed.

Erlang God's little face turned, as if he couldn't bear the pain of missing the beauty anymore, and then gritted his teeth and turned his eyes to the beautiful eyes of the beauty, and continued to complain: "I know that I won't be with you for long, and it is impossible to stay with you, so I have to live alone in this Erlang Temple, and live with a stupid dog who only knows how to eat and drink and can't even Lazar, and is lonely and lonely all day long in front of the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha!" ”

The roaring dog, which was called a stupid dog by Erlang God, flicked his tail and barked twice, as if to say, "Master, how can you forget your righteousness?" Where is this dog stupid? Which time did this dog not solve it on the toilet obediently? Are other dogs so well-behaved? ”

Erlang God looked at the beauty picture, and the mood fluctuations became bigger and bigger, and finally he couldn't help but pull up his sleeves and cover his face and cry, crying and crying bitterly: "Ah! Three Madonna! Yes! My Three Madonna! ”

Yes! It's the Three Madonna! The younger sister of Jiro God!

Erlang God is a real sister control, he always feels that his sister who pulls a big girl with a handful of and urine should belong to his own person, so all the males who are close to the distance of half a foot from the Three Holy Mothers have been poked into a sieve by Erlang God's Fang Tianhuajian!

The Three Virgins felt that her brother was too violent and bloody, so she had the idea of running away from her brother.

On a certain day, the Three Virgins finally managed to escape and fled to the mortal world, and they also knew a mortal and gave birth to a child named Agarwood!

Erlang God felt that the cabbage that he had worked hard for many years was arched by pigs! He's so angry!

However, there is a decree in heaven that mortals must not be harmed at will, so Erlang God broke his teeth and swallowed blood!

Heavenly Court knew about this and ordered the arrest of the Three Holy Mother, and Erlang God thought to himself that it would be good to let his own sister sober up, so he was ordered to arrest the Three Holy Mother.

The Three Virgins fled and fled, and the Erlang God chased and chased, and when they chased to Huashan, an earthquake occurred, and the Three Virgins were accidentally buried!

Erlang God had to go back to restore his life, and from then on, the Three Holy Virgins were forever imprisoned under Mount Hua and could not be separated from half a step.

Erlang God later regretted it very much, and drank the fairy brew for seven days and seven nights in a row, and then got drunk for a whole month!

After waking up, Erlang God began to hang the portrait of his sister in the house, washing his face every day to talk about the pain of lovesickness.

Gradually, Erlang God has been able to make a cold-blooded and ruthless face in front of everyone, and as soon as he returns to the Erlang Temple, he will cry as if he has fallen into a sea of tears.

No, Erlang God, who was in tears, quickly wiped his tears and walked out with a serious face as soon as he heard the holy decree, originally thought that this holy decree was for him to fight or something, after all, he was a god of war, right?

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the Jade Emperor hadn't given him a holy decree for hundreds of years, and the purpose of the holy decree today was neither to let him fight nor let him get rid of demons, but to play mahjong!

Erlang God felt that the Jade Emperor was becoming more and more improper, so he actually asked him to introduce the God of War to play mahjong?

But the emperor's order cannot be violated, so he had to accept the holy decree.

Hua Murong and the Jade Emperor couldn't help but smile at each other when they saw Erlang God coming with his order, they all thought that such a serious Erlang God would not be able to play mahjong, but they didn't expect to fall through their glasses!

Didn't you say that Erlang God couldn't play mahjong? Doesn't it say how serious a god Erlang is?

Which is the goods in front of you?

Hua Murong and the Jade Emperor shook their heads in unison, and sighed again and again: "A real person can't be a good look!"

Just when Erlang God was about to lose their pants, only a coquettish laugh sounded, and the Queen Mother dragged her long skirt and walked slowly, looking at Erlang God and quipping: "Isn't this Erlang God?" What is the wind that is blowing you? ”

Erlang God ate the Jade Emperor's son expressionlessly, and replied respectfully: "The minister is ordered to come." ”

The Queen Mother glanced at the Jade Emperor, as if to say, "You have issued a holy decree again?" ”

The Jade Emperor wiped the sweat from his forehead and pretended to look at the sky.

At this time, Su Xiaomeng suddenly stood up and said, "Since the Queen Mother is here, this position will be given to you." I heard that the Yao Pond of the Queen Mother is the most beautiful pool in the fairy world, I wonder if I will be lucky enough to see it? ”

The queen mother felt that Su Xiaomeng's child was really good, and she wanted to rub her forehand for two rounds, so she happily agreed and ordered a little waiter to lead Su Xiaomeng forward.

Along the way, twisting and turning, Su Xiaomeng was a little dizzy.

This fairy world is truly luxurious, and every road and even every corner is exquisitely decorated and comfortable, so that people will not feel bored no matter how long they walk.

Su Xiaomeng poked the phoenix on her shoulder and asked, "What do you want to do in Yaochi?" ”

When he was just playing mahjong, he kept shouting to go to Yaochi, but as soon as she left, she was missing one, and she really couldn't pull away, and it happened that the queen mother came back, so she could take this opportunity to go to this Yaochi.

Feng Jiuhuang lowered his voice and said sneakily: "It's just that I want to eat lotus seeds for a while, I heard that the lotus seeds in Yao Chi are the best in the world!" ”

Well, Su Xiaomeng held her forehead, she knew that Feng Jiuhuang was just a phoenix that could only eat and drink Lasa!

In fact, the lotus flower of Yaochi absorbed the immortal qi of the fairy world, and the lotus seeds produced had unimaginable power, and he felt that if he ate it, it would be very helpful for his transformation, so he pestered Su Xiaomeng to take him.

It didn't take long for Yao Chi to arrive, and after the little attendant retreated, Feng Jiuhuang spread his feet and looked at the lotus and ran over.

Su Xiaomeng felt that this queen mother would really enjoy it, this Yao Pond is like a sea, and it is not comparable to the pool at all!

In front of the Yao Pond, endless lotus leaves are stacked on top of each other, like a huge carpet, stretching to the end of the sky.

On the lotus leaves, there are lotus flowers floating, like a fairy in the wind, shaking and shaking.

The lotus is not a single white, it is still pink, light yellow, light blue, and even light green, all kinds of different colors of lotus flowers you and I will be you, as if you are having a tea party, so lively!

Bursts of lotus fragrance came with the wind, and Su Xiaomeng suddenly felt transparent, so refreshed! Catch up with Ming'er, also ask the master to plant the lotus of this sea!

When Feng Jiuhuang got into the lotus flower and gnawed on the lotus seeds, Su Xiaomeng found that the water in this Yao Pond was not a clear transparent color, nor a warm green, but a silver glowing with a warm light!

Su Xiaomeng looked at the flowing silver water in this pool, and couldn't help but touch it.

It's gently moist and cool, and it's very refreshing. Su Xiaomeng withdrew her hand, only to find that there was a petite silver lotus hidden in the lotus flower not far away.

Su Xiaomeng looked around, there were many lotus flowers of other colors, but there was only one silver.

Su Xiaomeng fell in love with this small silver lotus, and thought that if she wanted it, the queen mother would not give it back, so she reached out to pick the little silver lotus.

Feng Jiuhuang was shocked when she saw Su Xiaomeng's actions, and couldn't help shouting: "Don't-"

It's a pity that it was too late, as soon as the little silver lotus left the Yao Pond, the silver water in the Yao Pond instantly faded and became transparent, and then the lotus flowers in the full pool instantly withered.

Su Xiaomeng was stunned, Feng Jiuhuang stretched out her little wings and pointed at Su Xiaomeng with a sad face: "You're finished!" You're on the big deal! “